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  • I am the most ignorant of men; I do not have a man’s understanding.

    I have not learned wisdom, nor have I knowledge of the Holy One.

    Who has gone up to heaven and come down?

    Who has gathered up the wind in the hollow of his hands?

    Who has wrapped up the waters in his cloak?

    Who has established all the ends of the earth?

    What is his name, and the name of his son?

    Tell me if you know!

    Every word of God is flawless; He is a shield to those who take refuge in him.

    —Proverbs 30 reminds me of you too

  • shit, everyone just ignore these NEW trolls and just go with our more liberating lives without the fear of religion and jack off to porn. I call hentai.

  • I showed this to a friend and she said "Well God can do anything, he could have made all of this possible such as fitting the animals in the boat, erasing the geological evidence, etc." I replied, "since he can do anything why not just magically erase the world instead of flood it? 1/6 people in the world are starving, why doesn't he help them? Why create Satan? And many other things.

  • Beavers ???

    SO this is how Justin Bieber survived ??

  • Why does everyone stop at that part of the story? It gets better! Noah plants a vineyard and drinks to his heart's content until he winds up naked and passed out. One of his sons goes to see him and spots him naked. He tells his brothers and they go in backward to cover up their father and leave. When Noah finds out about this, his son who saw him in the nude is then sentanced to be the slave of his brothers.

    Seriously, why leave that nugget out?

  • Question.....The flood supposedly occured around 23-2500 BC + - Lets just call it 4500 years ago for sake of arguement. Now for a demontrable fact, the Chinese have an unbroken written history dating back nearly 8000 years.....they seemed to have somehow missed this flood, and survived just fine, or maybe it's a fairy tale

  • I remember having these exact questions about the story when I was a kid as my mom read me the story of noah, but never asking because I knew I was simply supposed to believe it.

  • Um, the buttons are CTRL + ALT + DEL not backspace.

  • Anyone else notice kill all closed his account? I was gonna troll and hack it, but it's gone. :(

  • @micahjava I'm Back up.

  • I stopped arguing over religion a looong time ago... Let people believe what they want to believe... as long as it doesnt affect me in any way I can give a single FUCK less. However if religious groups force laws upon non believers in the real world based on their believes (e.g. gays suck, fucking for fun is a sin, women belong in the kitchen, every other fkin carnal sin) then I must raise my flag of secularism. Worldly manners and religious issues dont mix so fuck off selfrighteous scumbags.

  • @USEYAHOO you chose to live in a country where the law is made by the people. Live by your code and let others live by theirs. Dont fuck with the people and destroy their lives because you read some cryptic shit in a book written thousands of years ago and translated by ignoranuses like you. Go eat a <3 if u disagree!

  • Brilliantly put!

  • Brilliant!

  • Jesus Christ is the Truth! Everything else a lie!

    Ask Buddha: "I don't know anything..."

    And he'll never know why!

  • @sexyeur no evidence = not the truth.

    science has so much evidence. religion is unbelievable.

  • @migueleato "no evidence = not the truth"

    You would do well to consider that many an ostrich allege the same, simply burying their their heads in the sand. It's more properly termed Denialism, which actually proves nothing, as much as it denies Truth. You can do better. Also, please be advised religion is merely another word for worldview, and you have that too, no matter how 'ubelievable' you might choose to deny the plain fact of it.

    There's plenty of prophecy to substantiate Scripture.

  • @sexyeur sorry but it ISN'T. I READ THE FUCKING BIBLE. IT'S POISONOUS FEAR BULLSHIT. GOD WANTS YOU TO CONQUER LANDS AND DESTROY OTHER RELIGIONS IN THE NAME OF HIM. READ DEUTERONOMY! Religion (yours, muslims, jews) is simply non factual poisonous bullshit.. WHY does the universe HAVE to focus on humanity and it's acts and worshipping god and not the laws of physics or something that WE are finding out?? Couldn't the bible say ''We are a blip in the universe'' instead of ''FOLLOW GOD OR ROT''??

  • @migueleato "Why [do we worship] God and not the laws of physics?"

    Because people aren't stupid to believe things fall because of science. And even a weak anthropic principle points out that "in a universe where just one of the fundamental constants that govern nature was changed - say, the strength of gravity - we wouldn’t be here to wonder why gravity is the strength it is." It's like seeing Mt.Rushmore & more plainly understanding that atheist stupidity of blind erosion just *NEVER* did it.

  • @migueleato "Couldn't the Bible say 'We are a blip...' instead of 'God or rot'?"

    You are in His universe. Does being a "blip" give you false assurance? Or how should your insignificance 'impress' you, when it doesn't impress God or us? You're already rotting—with/without God who made you. It's an unfortunate consequence of sin and God's judgment more people believe, than the maladies you'd pretend 'celebrated' for your scientifically 'comforting' evolutionary successes of sickness & death. Tsk!

  • @sexyeur you are ignorant about science and your own religion. The fact that you actually believe in superstition will tear you down if you don't believe in it is weak and fearful, you have a fearful heart and soul with so much delusions holding it down but you tell ME that I'M ROTTING JUST BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN?? FUCK you, you're as crazy as the fuckin heavens gate cult!! The universe doesn NOT go by humanities ego, like your religion!! FUCK RELIGION

  • killallnonbeliever is a stubborn, hard headed closed minded deluded idiotic retarded mentally illed freak. but we are not. I just watched the don't feed the trolls video, so don't feed the idiotic trolls.

  • fuck killallnonbeliever, lets just leave him alone and let him rot in his deluded to the max non sense, and enjoy our liberating lives with no fear of sin and hell. Imma play video games and jack to hentai.

  • @migueleato As a liberal you mean, "to the Marx". Hentai is FUCKING SWEET!

  • You atheists need to grow up. So sum guy made you go to church wen you were a kid? Deal with it!

  • @killallnonbeliever lol what?

  • @killallnonbeliever yeah...we are sorry for not beliving a story that has no proof....

  • @Seriath1 If you had paid attention, then you would know that there is proof.

  • @killallnonbeliever really? like what? oh let me guess....the bible...

  • @killallnonbeliever Sorry for not wanting to believe a load a horse shit. Filled with lies, murder, incest, and practically every sin "god" told you to live without is in the bible. The book that you live by. So if you live be the bible your life is technically a sin.

  • @killallnonbeliever I'm going to go ahead and report your name to youtube.. #KillAllTheistDumbasses

  • @killallnonbeliever some peaple like me, never step even once in a church. while other peaple were alwais at church and had very strong beliefs before they became atheist. I personaly alwais was a apatheist until i watched this guy video. My point being is that, its not becose we went to church when we were little, its becose the idea of nothing creating something or itself ("He said that God created himself.") is just stupid

  • @guillaume958 No. The idea of "The universe created itself" or "You are a monkey" are ridiculous.

  • @killallnonbeliever2 -.- I like the way you're changing subject, why dont you try answering the question. Who created god? and hell while were at it, who created the creator of god? I also would like to know who are you quoting?

    P.S Let me remind you that we been over the "god created himself " idea and know that nothing can't create something.

  • Ham's wife is hawt!

  • @sexyeur Totally solid refutal, purely by quoting a book.

    Oh wait, no it wasn't. Try harder next time, or better yet go read your little book and realise that its IMMORAL, INCONSISTANT and ILLOGICAL. And then come back and tell us you were wrong, and ask to be taught what reality is really about.

    And because we're nice people, we'll be glad to help. But until then, jog on and get studying.

  • @andromidius "immoral, inconsistant, illogical"

    I don't commend myself to you. I commend the Word of Truth, when all you can do is petulantly allege 'inconsistant' which is ironically inconsistent with a proper spelling of the word. If you're going to be a mawkish hypocrite, I beg you, 'try harder' to be 'consistent' (that is, with an 'e') if you'd come back & tell me *you* were wrong, demanding to be 'taught.'

    Good thing you're a nice guy, when unlike you, I *am* glad to help.

    Repent.

  • @sexyeur Judaism is a lie!

  • @killallnonbeliever Judaism is a lie? The tor rah and the bible are almost identical my friend.

  • @JoshD667 being an avowed atheist myself and having no time to waste with fairy tales, I'll wish you good luck with your final exams. You see, whether there was a global or a local flood is irrelevant, all the more so if it was local because it defeats the whole concept of god's wrath and why he brought on the flood. Like I said, open your mind, you appear to be an intelligent fellow, what with your studies and all. It's not as bad as you think believing that there is no god

  • @JoshD667 how local of a flood was it??? was it just around the Mediterreanean and the Black seas? because if Mount Ararat was under water, the flooding must have been quite extensive. But if it was only localised as you say, then the "untflooded" oceans and lands should have absorbed the overflow of your so-called localised flood.

    the bible doesn't say god built great walls to contain the flood

    your interpretation of this tale doesn't hold water... sorry

    you might want to think about this

  • @zaxxxon Research it if you want your answers (Or else don't and be as ignorant as atheists say Christians are). Ive got bigger things to spend time over, than a video... like a friggin' Solid States Physic Finals exam...

    Happy searching to you good sir.

  • @zaxxxon and im being really unfair as I started this... but i figured I'd save both our times and just end it :P

  • That was hilarious, but so true. It's funny when you're a kid, you believe just about everything you read and hear, but once you get older and mature, you use more logic and common sense. It is such a pity that people believe this is literally true...

  • wow... what a great story.

    Noah was of the 10th generation following Adam and he was a descendant of Seth and Azura, Eve's 3rd son and 2nd daughter which she begat at the age of 130 and 136 respectively (according to the Book of Jubilees) (Eve's 1st daughter was Awan who was married to Cain).

    Noah's grandson was Abraham (the one of the burning bush). He lived in Babylon. Thus Noah's sons and their wives must have been quite prolific considering all of humanity descends from these three guys.

  • @zaxxxon i don't accept the view of a worldwide flood... Theres theologians who believe there was a localized flood... which is the view I hold. Theres verses and such to show this with some geological evidence. A quick google search should be suffice.

  • @JoshD667 if it was localized then god didnt ask for 2 or 7 of all species...just the species in the area of the flood...even so a localized flood means that mountains would not be under the water...and also it means that the flood with quickly disapear.

  • @kill.

    If you think you are arguing from a position of authority you are massively mistaken and apparently blind to that fact. If you really are christen you are a shining example of all the negative, absurd, ignorant, and uninformed aspects that even believers shun. Personally I would not be surprised you are just trolling if so try marijuana or masterbation they are more fun than this.

  • @Bramak17 Both are a sin.

  • Don't all you atheists know that If God didn't exist, then the universe wouldn't! The fact that we exist proves God!

  • @killallnonbeliever did you thiest know that its more likley the big bang started without the help of a devine creator who cast genocide and is approving of slaver rape and murder

  • @MegaMarkerr Try throwing dirt in the air and it turning into a plane. Only God is truth.

  • @killallnonbeliever your a fuckin imbecile

  • @killallnonbeliever there's a different in proving the existence of god and thinking there's satan, hell, moses, noah and other unproved characters. btw, you are a zombie and your religion is a cult: your actions, your fucking prayers that do nothing, your movements like the sign of the cross, your eating of bread and going to church just so you won't go to hell? how is that NOT a cult life, how is that belief that's so focused on all these things NOT cult beliefs? You sir are mentally ill.

  • @migueleato Quit insulting my beliefs! You atheists are all just a bunch of mindless bigots aren't you.

  • @killallnonbeliever "The fact that we exist proves God!"

    Proves god what? =P

    The universe existing only proves god exists if god can prove he created it. At the moment, he's got about as much credibility as my lil brother pedro. ;p

  • @killallnonbeliever you must be a troll, otherwise you're so dumb it hurts. Well if universe exists cause of god, who created god? or should we just assume god doesn't need a creator, well if so, universe doesn't need one too.

  • @linkuei83 Good question. It took me a lot of thought. Finally, I just asked my pastor. He said that God created himself. Pretty simple answer. Good question though.

  • @killallnonbeliever are you troling or something?! He created himself... wow awesome answer from ignorance. Well if god can create himself, then universe can also itself. You cannot just put "god did it" when you cannot explain something, can you please explain to us how exactly your pastor reached this conclusion?

  • @linkuei83 He has a degree in bible study.

  • @killallnonbeliever Holy fucking shit, degree in bible study, well then... if that's the case, lets ask Hawkins, he is after all a physicist and cosmologist with more than a degree and his work is accepted worldwide by the brightest minds. Hawkins said there is no god, so there you have it, he knows best and has all the minerals to back it up.

    Do you even comprehend the absurd nature of what you said, or of what the pastor said? Sorry but this is crap you talking.

  • @killallnonbeliever and how can something create itself? In order to be created you must initially be in a state of non-existence and something that does not exist cannot exist cannot create anything. God you're an idiot (yes i did that on purpose).

  • @chuckluck53 God is not an idiot!!!!!

  • What destroys Noah Ark for me (even as a kid) was that God needed the help of MAN to carry out his genocide. Why the ark? why the flood? and why the 40 days and 40 nights? If God can create the earth in 7 days and create man from dust, then why not just wipe the slate clean with the snap of your fingers and start all over again?

  • @TheDalinkwent Two answers for that:

    1. Cause God is what richard dawkins said at the end of the video and he loves people drowning

    2. Religion is pure bullshit and people like killallnonbeliever should be trolled the fuck out

  • @migueleato Then troll me! My Facebook is Sarah Ann. Helmick!

  • @TheDalinkwent nvm, I was talking about God is what richard dawkins said in the Morality without God video from TheThinkingAtheist

  • kill. Are you high? Bushido, Pagan, Voodoo, Buddhist, and Hindi are offshoots of christianity? Ok I'll give you Voodoo if you admit jesus is an aspect of Brahma otherwise no holy everlasting deal. Really I want what your smoking, and think before you respond next time. M

  • @Bramak17 Christianity was the first religion. Why else would the bible be the first ever book?

  • @killallnonbeliever it isn't. you are getting the wrong facts.

  • @killallnonbeliever The first known religion is hinduism and the bible was the first book to be printed (on a printing press in 1455) not the first to be written. Just the kind of "facts" i would expect from a christian.

  • @killallnonbeliever If Christianity was the first then why was jesus a jew?

  • @Bigtizzle420 He was a Christian.

  • @killallnonbeliever how ignorant, 200 000 of homo sapiens, you think that a human sacrifice 2000 years ago was the first religion, go back to school,

    you rpobably think the earth is 6000 years also

    the bible first book?? what the hell do you talk about

  • @lapmarty You need to go to hell. Those are my beliefs! Only bigots insult others' beilfs

  • Love it. Top notch production value. Love the voice-over and script.

  • kill. So if you need god for religion he created muslum, hindi, voodoo, buddhist, mormon, pagan, bushido, and a million factions of christianity. Wow how confused is he?

  • @Bramak17 NonChristian religions are offshoots of Christianity.

  • @migueleato He is loving in that, when I'm in heaven, I will be awarded with the privillage of watching you atheist fags burn. He loves me enough to give me entertainment.

  • @killallnonbeliever enjoyment in watching others suffer? that doesn't sound very holy. nor does it seem at all compassionate or loving in anyway. in fact it sounds almost demonic of you. sorry but it seems to me like you'll be hanging with us down below.

  • @BringerOfD yes that's right, even the fucking catholic church says that priests are in hell because they're being hypocritical to their own faith (which is easy to do but still) by doing what killallnonbeliever does, but you know.. They rape kids and fucking hit them too.. So wouldn't KILLallnonbelieverbecauseIamar­etardeddeludedhorriblehypocrit­ebullywithnolife go to hell too?

  • @killallnonbeliever If you think you're going to a fictional heaven to chill with your fictional god who will reward you by watching other human beings suffer, then you jokers deserve each other. What kind of a freak gets off on the suffering and pain of others?

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  • @XxI3ioHazardxX You can't prove religion wrong cus it's right.

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  • @killallnonbeliever The burden of proof goes to you. What makes the Christian faith the right religion out of all religions in the world?

  • @XxI3ioHazardxX It came first.

  • @killallnonbeliever The Jewish religion didn't become known until the early stages of the Roman Empire if I'm not mistaking. HUNDREDS of major religions existed thousands of years before Christianity or even Judaism for that matter.

  • @XxI3ioHazardxX NO! Judaism was first! Ever wondered why the bible was the first ever book?

  • @killallnonbeliever You have such a grasp on history it's astounding. HINDUISM IS THE OLDEST RELIGION IN THE WORLD! It existed HUNDREDS OF YEARS before the basic concepts of Judaism was even though of. And what makes you think the Bible was the first ever book?

  • @XxI3ioHazardxX Hinduism is NOT the oldest.. Well I think it is.. I think it's the sumerian religion who believes in the Anunnaki alien race.. Christianity basically derived from that religion (Anunnaki religion is the root of Christianity) and you know... Fucked humanity up with things like.. making humanity 1000 years less advanced than it should be? Lol family guy reference

    And I kind of think Anunnaki could be real, so the ''god'' is fucking alien but yes killallnonbeliever is pure shit.

  • @migueleato You are the shit.

  • @XxI3ioHazardxX My pastor said so.

  • @killallnonbeliever What makes him a reputable source to listen to?

  • @killallnonbeliever DOESN'T HE LOVE EVERYONE THOUGH?? YOUR OWN FUCKING BIBLE SAYS THAT!!! AND BTW, WHY do you discriminate atheists?? REMEMBER that atheists don't believe in ANY religion but you don't see some fucking buddhists using HATRED and EXCLUSION against people who don't believe in their faith.. So what are you gonna do, kill anyone who doesn't believe in your CULT belief, atheism is just a DIS BELIEF!! AND TELL ME ANY EVIDENCE THAT YOUR CULT BELIEF ACTUALLY EXISTS YOU LITTLE GARBAGE!!!

  • @migueleato Do you know how offensive it is to call MY religion a cult?

  • @killallnonbeliever totally agree.

  • @killallnonbeliever Did you just comment yourself?

  • @micahjava Shut up.

  • Don't you atheist bullshitters know that if God didn't exist, then religion wouldn't exist?

  • @killallnonbeliever That's absurd. Since the dawn of time there are the smart ones and the dumb ones. What's the most clever way to control a mass of ignorants thus gaining power and money? Create a religion.

  • @Styper1 The best way is to tell them that God doesn't exist. It turns them into mindless sheep.

  • @killallnonbeliever Hmmm.... why do we have religion? Why do all other cultures have a religion that DOES NOT have your god? You don't even need science to figure this out. It requires knowledge of social studies.

  • @XxI3ioHazardxX All nonChristian religions are offshoots.

  • @killallnonbeliever THAT'S HILARIOUS. I actually started laughing out loud at that! Religion is a man-made concept. The first religion was paganism which was the type of Earth-worship of the first people. Man-made concept to explain the world. Period.

  • @XxI3ioHazardxX It doesn't promote any of those things. You atheists need to actually read it.

  • I have proof that atheism is wrong. You all belive in the "theory" of evolution don't you? That means you are racist because YOU say that black people evolved in an "inferior way".So, If you are not racist, then God exists.

  • @killallnonbeliever Are you fucking kidding me?

  • @micahjava No. Faggot.

  • @killallnonbeliever If he asked, would you suck the holy cock of Jesus, or are you a sinner who sucks the cocks of devils?

  • @micahjava If asked, then I would do it. It is important for a person to be obedient to God. No matter what he says.

  • @killallnonbeliever that docent prove were wrong your just bringing rather irrelevant stuff into the argument

  • @killallnonbeliever i don't necessarily believe in evolution and im atheist have you ever herd of the stoned ape theory. god making the earth and shit is a illogical theory.

  • Why does this video believe in some things the Bible said and not believe in others? It cherry picks what you want to believe

  • @13identity Somethings in the Bible are more plausible than others. But any work of fiction contains true facts.

  • Dietrich Bonhoeffer (February 4, 1906 – April 9, 1945) was a German Lutheran pastor, theologian and martyr. He was a participant in the German resistance movement against Nazism and a founding member of the Confessing Church. He was involved in plans by members of the Abwehr (the German Military Intelligence Office) to assassinate Adolf Hitler. This led to his arrest in April 1943 and execution by hanging in April 1945, 23 days before the Nazis' surrender. His...Christianity very influential

  • @sexyeur So?

  • The problem with atheism is that it's hard to imagine that our thoughts, our emotions, our language, etc. could be the product of blind Stupidity. If your mind came together by chance, how can you trust it? Let's face it. Anyone giving literally blind chance an 'honest' benefit of the doubt, excluding all premeditation, are called idiots and simpletons. DNA is so vastly and highly specific it rules out chance completely. How do they respond? Aliens. Any red herring. People see through it. God is

  • @sexyeur God is more plausible in the minds of the majority of many many people than not, so what justifies atheist ignorance? Prejudice. Isn't that a bad thing they criticize other people of faith for, yet we see it everyday from Dawkins, etc. They hold their own worldview above what is common sense in the minds of most people thinking for themselves. No one seeing a watch thinks it happened by chance! They intuit correctly that someone, whether they've ever seen him or not, made that watch.

  • @sexyeur Even the 'simplest' cell in our bodies is so highly complex that most of us know without at doubt to take it on EASY faith God designed it. The astounding complexity of life is what clues us in that God is not as stupid as atheism assumes we will be. Their assumptions are insultingly lower than most care to admit. Yet they feign pretended wonder why they are never well-received. Should a 747 assemble itself? Should it of blind & natural course "heal" itself? Common sense is stronger...

  • @sexyeur Would you assume the faces of Mount Rushmore were the product of wind and blind erosion, or would you assume a creative artist we have not seen was afoot? Intelligent people obviously give the edge to a more creative mind at play, yet what does atheism ask you to do, but suspend your own intelligence in favor of mindless 'chance'? It's truer nothing so complex as life designed itself. Atheists error beginning with the absurd premise that a watch COULD design itself, insisting it's...

  • @sexyeur somehow proven a watch could actually design itself. They concoted plausible myth to cover their stupidity saying even a monkey could write a sonnet by chance, even though it's never happened even with help! Effectively they've lied about too many things. Piltdown Man was a cruel hoax they gave responsibility to no one, the damage long done. Atheists are desperate to be that missing link if there's not found to be one. They insist the geologic column is unalterable gospel, but...

  • @sexyeur anything can be petrified, even pickles, such that they can't be sure. Atheist assumptions are fraught with grand assumptions that ask you to suspend your better judgment and critical thinking with 'acceptable' prejudice. How can we trust them to be fair? Having atheists in science academia is kind of like saying a weasel in the hen house is the best "professional." To be sure the belligerence of religious atheism's 'no god' is historically dismissive to more honest people of faith.

  • @sexyeur Yet the opportunistic petulance of preached atheism from the likes of Dawkins etc. has threatened to become even more forbidding, their belligerence escalating at war on larger common sense as it must have been in Germany, when science and a strong dictatorship was the assurance of all things. They established atheist state religion and pronounced less favorable judgments on those of other faiths. This is where we're headed, the more atheistic scientism pretends it is the answer for all

  • @sexyeur

    You might be able to argue that hitler was not completely christian, but nazi germany was overwhelmingly christian and atheists were discriminated against. Instead of just believing what you want to or what your pastor says, actually do some research.

  • @TheVofR "You might be able to argue that hitler was not completely Christian"

    Bonhoeffer was a Christian you dumbfuq. But Hitler and "You *might* be able to?" You are retarded. If Hitler was "Christian" i sure wish he would have done a better job taking care of you fuqs. You pigs believe in yourselves so much, do your own research, take your shit to the Muslims and get the fuq out of our Judeo-Christian Western countries!

  • @sexyeur

    The fact that Bonhoeffer was a christian doesn't mean that hitler wasn't, or that the nazis weren't. As you have shown, someone can believe he is a christian while calling for the death of large groups of people. You have now not only lost the argument but the moral high-ground as well. Call names all you want, it doesn't make you right.

  • @sexyeur Wow you are long winded. All of your ideas stem from one book. This book that you hold in high regard was written by a human. The mind of a human being is astounding because it has imagination. Imagination is what creates such masterful stories such as The Great Gatsby and even The Lord of the Rings. Lets imagine that The Lord of the Rings was that great story you call the Bible. Would Frodo be Jesus? Would Cearon be the Devil? Would Gandolf be God?! In that case Praise be to GANDOLF!

  • @sexyeur Get your head out of you ass you blabbering idiot.. I can just imagine you at a dinner party, the mouth piece that keeps yapping.

    Go write a book you egomaniac

  • @GtheMVP Can you whistle as well as you talk out your ass? hehe I'm glad you enjoyed the sickening truth of your fuqtup 'atheism' Pig. You're going to hell, not a "dinner party" and tea for two, petulant fag...

  • @sexyeur At least you kept your homophobic tendencies to three lines, we're all proud of you :)

    Now go give your priest that reach around he's been body of christing for you silly goose!

  • "I'm an atheist and I cannot argue...the Bible is jumble of stories"

    It's like saying I can't use a dictionary cuz there are WAY too many letters and they won't settle on just one word! You will die in your sin theindiekidable. Repent. Atheism literally sucks ass.

  • @sexyeur Are you a Poe?

  • Atheism is the faith of liars. Plain and simple. It only attracts pigs who claim not to know the truth even when it slaps them in the face. They're backwards and think life feels better with a fist up their ass and then complain when Christians enjoin their Xtreme Stupidity. Can't get more stupid than atheism. How do atheists reply seeing God's ACTUAL calling of Cyrus ~150 years b4 his time as I posted below? They get MORE STUPID, so oblige to tell them: Don't mislead others! Liars go to hell!!!

  • @sexyeur And now you descend to argumentum ad hominem; you're done.

  • @RebelWrestler45 "you're done"

    O? Why? That hallmark atheist petulance? PLEASE. What *of* God calling Cyrus, you creep? Mum's the word cuz denial of Him is your ONLY cause so stfu. You never even got started cause you were done a LONG time ago..And hell's gonna make you extra crispy. Snap! or take it to the bank!

  • @sexyeur I'm an athiest and I cannot argue with your level of stupidity. It's fantastical, I don't know where to start. The Bible is jumble of stories, some historical, some philosophical, some fantastical that lack any clear plot, or aim, that are contradictory. It is the story of nasty little man in the sky punishing his own creation even tho he knows a priori that they were going to sin, condemning people to endless torture and coercion people to worship himself-God.

  • Atheists like RebelWrestler45 blaspheme God that He does not speak in very literal history. Cut his tongue out. Hack off his hands so that he can't type his lies anymore , and it will be a kindness to him that he might have a chance to learn the error of his extremely wicked ways, perhaps sparing his soul. But atheists are lying spirits deceiving many to ETERNAL hell, damn them!! May God rise up and hold them accountable today on this earth NOW and in the new world soon coming. AMEN.

  • @sexyeur Are you retarded?

  • Although historians have slightly differing interpretations and views of the historical record concerning the dates of Cyrus' birth and death and his various accomplishments, there is ample historical documentation that Cyrus the Great was indeed a real person whose name is mentioned over 22 times in the Bible and whose tomb in Iran can be visited today.

  • @sexyeur The Civil War happened, so "Gone with the Wind" is therefore proven true.

  • Cyrus was an extremely important bc God destroyed the Babylonian empire thru him, & brought a close to a seventy-year punishment of the Jews that God imposed on them for their rebellion against him. Thru' Cyrus, God set into motion his seventy-week prophecy that fixed the year for the Messiah's death & resurrection, & reveals the sequence of events & dates for the Messiah's return which will bring to an end human rule of the earth, & usher in the government of God to rule over the entire earth.

  • @sexyeur London exists, so Sherlock Holmes really lived.

  • Nearly 150 years before Cyrus was born, the prophet Isaiah foretold his birth, his name, and the tasks that the Creator God had predetermined for him to accomplish. The Bible records that certain people are foreordained to be born and carry out specific tasks for God during their lifetime and a few of these individuals are even named before their birth. Cyrus the Great was one of these individuals whom God had predestined to play a pivotal roll in his awesome plan for humanity...

  • @sexyeur The current text of Isaiah was written after Cyrus lived.

  • I want to share this on Facebook so goddamn bad, but I know my religiously-inclined friends get offended rather easily and blame me for having a brain... So I best not.

  • I think Izzard did Noah's Ark about as good as it's ever going to get.

  • I wish Youtube would make a "Love" button unlike the "Like" button. Cause I love this video.

  • God pushed ctrl + alt + backspace?

  • @Tekken4Life3 On some keyboards, delete is where backspace should be. And delete and backspace are pretty much the same thing.

  • @XxI3ioHazardxX Backspace deletes the previous character, delete 'deletes' the current character.

    So it is written and so it shall be done.

  • LOL This made total sense.

  • Funny! 

  • Even funnier, the boat was built on land..how did a handful of people move it....with the animals in it ...thats one heavy boat LOL

  • @devante11 it was meant to be a ark not a boat , it flooded and uplifted , the story could be true in a way , ,dna for all types of horse say and took one kind like a zebra , , or , , if you dip your hamster spider any animal in the bath and it cant get out it will come to you you wouldn't need to collect them , anyways this is just a very old child's story myth / a don't believe in god but my moral is you cant disband a story because you don't understand it your no better that the theists

  • @hatfaesax

    boat/ark..who gives a shit, its a massive thing that floats...It would take years for a boat to be lifted off the earth, by rain water....its MASSIVE ...and so heavy its laughable....all the species of the earth...noah would get frost bite ...hes only got sandels...

    Anyone who takes anything literally in the story is well ----->mentally ill beyond words

  • At (5:06) the narrator references CTRL ALT Delete.. The video clearly shows that Backspace is highlighted not delete.. Thank God for refuting this bologna.. Remember Jesus and Joseph Smith buried the dinosaurs to test your faith!!!

  • @cmluce1 who says "Thank God for..."

    And that's why there are no atheists in foxholes. How can they so thoughtlessly claim the God they've so hatefully disavowed ever knowing? Why don't they say Thank Santa...or Thor or the tooth fairy when they always mean to disabuse God