OMG BEES!

[ScottBloodclot]

I was stung on my tongue by a bee.

[VindiktiveKaos]

This look suits you amazingly well

[blah22322]

I miss THIS vlogvetica. Thumbs me up if you think that THIS should come back!

[GorgouseEmoSweety]

Corks-You look like a stupid fuck...no offence

[Seabearr]

YOU LOOK SO GOOD WITH A BEARD!

i may have a beard fetish

[Alzerwozere08]

u look better with a moustache ;)

[RoqueYoshi]

o, now it makes sense....

after the bee story i realized why you're so wierd :S

no, just kidding, you're awesome

[elliott182]

i was 3 years old and i was also a curious child, my family was buying a new car as my baby brother was on the way out of my mother.

and i saw a bright shiney light(it was a spotlight) left on over night so it was very very very very very hot and i touched it and my hands were melted onto the light and had to have skin grafts it was pretty effin cool and i got £1700 pounds compensation thats going on a new car when i turn 17 :D

[dodobird35]

are those shoes on his wall?

[Rundfunk90]

I was 6 years old, and on vacation in Oxford Street London. A bee stung me and I cried so hard that the whole street looked my way to see what's going on. They probably thought: irritating kid.

[MsBekahful]

did you do sumthing to the video? cuz your head looks big for your body.

[elkington95]

wooo, i have red high top converses cause their awesome, but im only 14 and i wear size 12 shoes ( i live in scotland incase the shoe sizes r different in america btw)

[ChloeMoursey]

Nice beard. :)

I have a story from when I was around 5 or 6. I was terrified of dogs. One chased me all the way down a street and made me run across the road at the end. I just missed a passing car. My Mum gave me her hardest slap for that lol.

[ccbpeanutbutter]

ya youve told that story before but in more detail. Oh and once when i was 3 I was running aroun my yard naked playing with the hose( i did that alot =) and I accidentally sat down in an anthill.....18 bites and guess where??Right smack on my butcheeks

[xxTintedHeartz]

My school is celebrating "No Shave November" too.

[doggysareawsome]

ditto.

[freakchickindahows]

i felt it.

[XeLeCtRiCxrAiNbOwSx]

Oh gosh. That's some pretty knarly facial hair.

[DynoDarren]

haha yea same here my friends are calling iit no shave november im likeing my beard so far im thinking about keeping it haha you should too dan haha

[SamHendu]

Everyone I know is calling it "No Shave November"

[maydaforsebwitu]

i tried to put a key inside a plug hole in mexico, my mummy went crazy.

[moneyhonii]

When I was about three I thought my friend Noah had come back out of his house to play with me but he hadn't so I was running home and I tirpped over myself, fell, ripped my pants and got this huge gash in my knee and cryed (screaming) back in to my house. Yeah, and I'm still just as clumsy cause it happend again when I was in the sixth grade

[musiclover1342]

reoow :) i like your beard :D

[sakuratheoneinfinity]

Your beard and Converse liking (Y)

[quirkychucks]

i like the beard

[500DaysOfJane]

you look better w a beard hehe

[brokeryno]

dude, if you had a deeper voice and less of a lisp, you could be a good vlogger.

and crocks? really dan. crocks!?

-190

[SamieSamIsScene]

hahaha everyone has a bee story...iv only been stung once...i was just walkin down the street pushin this baby cart thing...and a bee landed on my hand and stung me for no reason...so the whole dont mess with them and they wont mess with u thing is a load of crap!!! cuz i did nothing to that bee and it stung me...and it hurt...but yeah thats the only time iv ever been stung

[ctfb22]

your hair looks better messed up

[emmfan09]

Gah, a bee has only stung me once, and I've always feared them. Eff bees and wasps! That's the most terrifying story ever hahaha.

[mcrcourtfl]

when i was a kid i was at my grandparents house and me and my sis were playin together doin what little kids do. so i wasnt looking where i was going, tripped and landed right in this huge cactus. plus i was wearing a sweater. even after washing the sweater about 1,000 times we still couldnt get all the needles out. so whenever i wore it, it was like getting stabbed all over my body. repeatedly. it sucked.

[thebravebadger]

When I was little, I was sitting in a plastic drawer at the top on the stairs, and I was rockign back and forth. Then I tipped, and slid all the way down the stairs and into a wall. Ah, memories.

[4scotto]

when i was a child i was younger than i am now.

[Roxxtar92]

I Frickin' LuVv Facial Hair.

So Yeah, Neanderthal November Is Workin For Ya ;)

[pasta1017]

how old were you when you had this job?

[daicydisaster]

when i was younger like one year old i lived in this house that had a door to leave the kitchen but it had like 8 steps before you actually got on the ground. sooo, i was thsi one year old and i was sitting in that stroller/walker thing and my mom didn't pay attention so i fell down the stairs in this walker stroller thing all the way outside onto the pavement. what a wonderful childhood i had:)

[WHOOOFTHEHOO]

i was riding my bike down our street right near my house, and i felt something tickle the top of my head! so of course, i go to scratch it or itch it or brush away whatever was causing the tickling! it twas a wasp, and i shooed it away with the very palm of my hand! i mustve looked like a mini evil knevil, cause i was BOOKING IT down our driveway!

[XleeuhhhX]

Story box!

[amandathunstrom]

i ate a bee when i was three. oooh yeeah

[itsARawr]

i can never stop thinking about that you stop filming in between frames  xD

That must be hard as shit

[EliANDLilmel]

wow... never thought of that... funny thought...

[EyeCandyForStrangers]

Its actually dealing with the webcam. xD

Your left click on the laptop to stop the video.

[griffybabyyyy]

I'm so busy this month D: college is getting crazy, producing films, assignments, research, location scouting D: LOVING it though! i haven't been able to watch youtube video's for a good few days now just coz i'm that busy! having a wee day off tonight xD PRAISE THE LORD!

I want your hoodies! :(

i used to work for ben and jerry's...before i got fired :( LMAO

<3

[onyana]

Movember annoys the hell out of me. No one seems to understand that its a charity event where you are meant to be sponsored to help Men's health - specifically prostate cancer and depression. Most guys are like prostate what the hell? I haven't met one guy who has been sponsored yet - its stupid.

[faces0]

crocs stylish.... no ty. -_-

[YoYoBlazeShow]

i like your hair messed keep it like that lol :)

[ashleyiskoolioooo]

a few of my friends are doing the no shaving thiing too!!!! its soooo weird xDD

[justRUNalex]

L0L you talk like my uncle bob... like your voices sound the exact same. love the beard. hate the crocs

[taylorswift1hero]

crocs ahahhaha sry dan ur just soo funny

[staciilee]

i believe it is movember here in aus

[jogurtt1a]

It's movember here in Finland too. we grow only our moustaches.

[isavetrees]

I thought you were in your kitchen. hahah :}

[dittopookie]

Your messed up hair reminded me of a smaller version of the John Green puff. :D

[ambivalentsoul]

I.. actually really love your beard. Alot. :O

[JesyBeeBee]

dan, you sexy bearded man!!

[TheJudyMoody]

Wolverine look alike...i swear!!!

[SnakesAndWorms]

I don't understand how people are able to consider Youtube their job. I heard people rarely get much more than a few cents a day.

[BlanketyAshley]

it depends on how many views you get but yes people make a pretty good living from Youtube. ShayCarl actually supports his wife and three kids from Youtube.

[letspartaybaybay]

DAMN. I thought he had another job. But that's alot of viewers O:

[vivaXlaXmorgan]

um, what?

im attracted to your beard. this is a first.

[chelsayy47]

SEXY FACIAL HAIR !

[claireee1224]

still lovin' the beard! :)

[eyepoke12]

... do you really remember something that happened when you were 1?

[greenlovergirl]

HOLY SHIT -hangs open mouth-

A BEARD. .______. omgz. dude wtf.

[tarafrogge]

you're quite annoying.

[caylanichole18]

i wish i was a part of vlogvetica lol

[CELERISTICKS]

you need more than 66 subscribers to be on vlogvetica lol

[heyheather23]

when i was three i was playing tag with my older brothers and i ran straight into a bee's nest. bad idea. five stings in the back at the same time. =/

[layray210]

i thought crocks were only in louisiana :o

[conorwith2ns]

nah crocs are world wide, they're here in CT too

[iheartpotatoesx]

dan, I thought you were the coolest person ever with the owning a pair of converse to match all of your hoodies...and then you admitted to owning crocs and I changed my mind

[MRLINDSAY545]

Alright, another bee story... When I was in middle school, I was going down a slide at my friend's house and there was a wasps' nest underneath the top, so I put my hands down to push myself, and the wasps descended! I ended up getting halfway down, freaking out, and running back UP the slide (back toward them) and then rolling down the stairs, then jumping into a pool. A good time on all accounts.

[soapsmellgood]

Me and my friends vlogs start friday. Please watch

[eliseyann]

HAHA! taking the whole wasp nest?

well my own 'bee story' there's got to be a few of. i'm now deathly afraid of anything with wings O-O i have a pond in my backyard, just /minding/ my own business, sitting on the rocks next to the pond&putting my fingers in the water WHEN A RANDOM WASP lands..on my nose (honestly out of all the places - my nose?) & it stung me. when i was swinging on my swingset also in my backyard, stung on the back. mulitple times that happened all when i was little. not fun.

[KloshFilms]

I love all animals, but I do have a wasp problem, about 2 years ago I got bit by more then 30 WASPES!!! yes, blehblehbleh. but there cool.

[mzm828]

You look a heck lot better with a beard

[h2ohauck]

I HAVE A BEE STORY

but my turkey story is better

when i was three and i was on the farm in brazil, i saw a turkey and thought it was a chicken so i went to chase it, only it started chasing me and then my aunt thew a mug at it and we ate it for dinner.

[shelbylohu]

when i was little i had a ca and it ran out of the house and i was over reating and i live in a swamp area and this was right after it rainedand my brother told me to get something out of the shed were the swamp was and i was running and i fell in it so i ran in the house and locked myself in a bathroom so i cme out in like 10 mins then my mom was taking pic so i learned lock yourself in the upstairs bathroom not the downstairs

[hardlyasmile]

i hate it when guys shave their facessss; they look like ten year olds. hha, tht beard of yours looks nice[:

[shakinsharah]

You have shoes on your wall. Just in case you didn't know.

[hannahkilluhskank]

keep ur beard... u look older and more sophisticated

[evilaliens123]

Bwahahah i lold so hard at your bee story:)

When i was little me and my family went out for a bike ride or something weird like that, so we went about a few miles and we were supposed to camp there. But dumb as i was i had to climp a big rock and fall down from it and facepalm another rock, thus scarring my forehead and nose forever. And we were in the middle of nowhere so we had to stay for the night, and bicycle the whole way home again. With bandage all over my head.

Yeah, good old days.

[taylorswift1hero]

u are hilarious dan.

[Collabnerds]

Vlogvetica inspired me and my friend to start our own collab/vlog channel :)

Its called 'Collabnerds'

Gonna be awesome!

[grimreaper123457]

gasp 666 ratings

[AntiCliche]

Ok, so when I was a child I use to like to BOUND FAITHFULLY from the tops of very high places. I have idea why. I only ever landed on my head once though! It turns out that's all it takes.

[AntiCliche]

Bee venom CURES ARTHRITIS!

[fishhbowl]

thats not a beard.

thats scruff.

at best.

[carrieballz]

bahahaha oh dan brown you make my heart melt <3

i'm likin the beard-o-vision!! xoxo

[tumteetumful]

cros are ugglyy shoes :L

not stylish.

nuhuh,

but wuheeyy for converse (:

[mcrmaiden]

Ok, when I was 8 my Mom was taking me to school in our beat up yellow Pinto. We were on a 4 lane highway, came upon the stoplight, and we were turning left. It was green already so she didn't have to stop and as she was turning, the passenger door FLEW open and out I went, into the middle of a 4 lane intersection. Tumbling: ground, sky, ground, sky. I had road rash VERY badly, but I was able to get up [embarrassed] and walk back to my Mom, who was still sitting in the car in shock.

[rosesofsunshine3]

lol, it sounds odd but the busier I get, the overall more productive I am too... Story: I tried to poke a hole through an M&M minis tube in order to make an air hole so I could bring a lizard to show to my little bros... it went through my finger too. 5 stitches. Not a cool experience. I was 15... still showed my bros the lizard though:)

[fcfhdhdjfhj]

i love converses.

and u look older with ur beard...

[THEGrumpyTed]

I was distracted and just heard 'I was a male monkey'

[LaLibera]

you're greeat

*but dont you eeever change that red sweaaater?

=)

[simonemajgaard]

CONVERSE!! :D

[missadri0509]

where in omaha?!?!?!mine are from bellvue(:

[XGoodTimesAreGoneX]

eye <3 yew dan brown o_O

hahahaa

[marilyndarlingshow]

you said hairy i turned to the screen and instantanious boner no joke

[MrsChetBaker555]

@marilyndarlingshow Same here... and I'm a girl.

[marilyndarlingshow]

some people yuck but you dan brown DAMN sexy

[musiclover1342]

I HAVE THE SAME SHOES!

[OOZ662]

I think that if you're gonna have music, you ought to turn it up a bit. You talk really loud and energetically, which is what makes your videos really awesome, but all I can hear of the music at decent volume is a repeating ding...lol I even thought on one of your old videos that it was a shoe in a dryer somewhere.

[Denzerf]

who stroked the screen during 'beard time'?

[hjjcvw]

I did.

and I'd do it again.

[Bananainacar]

@Denzerf *raises hand* .___.

[Denzerf]

crocs are not stylish. never say that again. never wear them again. thankyou.

[Peachy0124]

i 100% agree with you. crocs = gay

[smnfaw3]

the beard dosent look that bad on you. But i prefer clean shaven men myself. What nice shoes Dan. =]

[muffinprincess13]

did you notice how you got a souther accent when you started talking about Nebraska? i don't think that was on purpose ^_^

[COURTLANDELLIOT]

Nice!

Su whoo blood!

Haha!

[1nakedtruth]

you guys should partner... and with that money all of vlogvetica can get together more often :)

[kwokydow2]

i keep a pair of brass knuckles on me at all times. just in case of a bear attack.

[subject1486]

i was playing hide and seek with some of my friends when i was still pretty young and i thought was a clever idea to put my head in a cardboard box to hide myself even more. turned out the bees or wasps( don't remember) had been feeling the same way about the box when they were looking for a location to make their hive... :( i was stung about 10 times, nott much in the face though

[Whoasamx]

Love the beard!

[punkerjoe]

omg dan if you think your beard is bad just look at shay carls.

hes doing like Neandrat.... I DUNNO HOW TO SPELL IT! anywhoo hes doing it like alllll yeear.

[FrankieWayy]

You actually spoke about the wasp nest story in your "Introduction" video, about you talking about differant periods in your life...yeahh, I remember that.

[antbuffy123]

I love the beard!

[ashleyyyraeee]

beard looks really good actually.

I dont normally like them, but you look good with it.

:)

[alyssat9109]

also, I am allergic to bees, I swell up, and one time I got stung in the face. My face swelled up about 5x what is is normally, and turned black and blue, not a pretty sight.

[alyssat9109]

keep the beard!!! please :D

[x0kindlemyheart0x]

Aaaah crooooocs! *Runs away in terror*

[PianicFanatic]

i was like 5 or 6 and i had this purple blow up pillow so i started hitting a this bush with a bunch of bees swarming around it.

i got stung in the eye

but i never found the stinger

[kimmodude]

DUN DUN.....

[doyawanfrieswiththat]

man haha i think around when i was 3-5 (cant remember), i was playing on the beach with a few friends, we were on the shore, waiting for the waves then running away from them, during one of the waves, i didnt run fast enough and the wave sucked me in, my dad had to run and grab me as i swallowed water and it was in my nose to =p

[zitsCATHY]

OMG ! Crocs LMFAO

[TheSilentFool]

Keep. The. Beard.

[Apple2Beep]

When I was about 10 years old I was playing in my backyard and suddenly I clutched my balls and fell on my side. Long story Short I was stung twice down under by two hornets.

[blahblabahl]

hahaha

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[fairlysoon]

When i was 7 i was riding my bike. As i rode past a lilac bush a bee got in my helmet and behind my ear. It was stuck and stung me many times.

[CuriosityRocks]

Lovin the Converse and the beard is looking goood. : )

[Masterdevilr]

lol in new zealand(Where im from) they call it movember

[Clouds101]

hate. crocs.

[TylerHyperFace]

I think Dan should vlog with his

'messed up' hair more often. ;D

I loved it.! c;

Haha - Dan is awesomeeee. SO AWESOME!

[Ayomide345]

WTF?! you look like you have a 13 year old girl's body wtf!!!! BIG HEAD TINY BODY!!! ZOMFG!!!

[jzta]

very entertaining todays show was

[edelric1232]

haha i have that same bee story

[ryanbranom]

I love the Converse, but the Crocs upset me. Dispose of them immediately, please.

[HappyInHeels]

lovin the beard! <3

[kassidy01]

sexy crocs. ;D

crocs+beard=hothothot :o

[derekcolman]

Bin the crocs. Crocs are for retards. I am not sure, but I don't think you are a retard. The messed up hair was actually an improvement, keep it!

[Mikachu10]

At the end you REALLY looked like a neandrathal

I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong, but you get the point

[smileehunnxoxo]

I've come to the conclusion that Dan's facial hair is extremely attractive...

[Gasmaskfreak]

Dan gets 5 five stars for the beard!

[tuna2221]

it was all the shoes you OWN whadda bout all the shoes on yo wal

[guyinthesky16]

VANS

[hellopoppet06]

Dan bothers the shit outta me.

[SamsAHippie]

crocs...

[skichaqueta]

yeah.. dan your rocking the bed hair.  :D

[kissmeb4theskyfalls]

hmmm nice beard ;)

[me1590978]

i have, like, a phobia for bees && wasps && all other little insects that STING. eeek!

LOVE YOU DAN!

[DINOsam05]

its NO SHAVE NOVEMBER.. not neanderthal

[ligaboyy]

YOU WEAR CROCS?!?!?!?!

*hits unsubscribe button*

[guerilla619]

lol neanderthal november, here downunder in australia we call in movember =D get it like moe as in moustache

[KeepingUpWithLife]

when i was 3 i got stung about 10 times because i too picked up a wasps or a bees nest. fantastic nature experience for a child :'D

[LeXoXoluvsMJFoXo]

I LOVE DAN! :D

[alwayssomerevelation]

Never been stung by a bee. Amen.

[notadumblond9]

I have no bee stories... but I did accidentally call 911 when I was two years old. The police, an ambulance, and a firetruck all showed up at my house to my mom's bewilderment.

Good times. XD

[bubbleboy97]

i thought this was pogobat and i saw the vlogvetica intro and is was like whaaa????

[peanutboy3]

you like crocs? ew.

[keithzworld]

Bed hair looks awesome on ya Dan lol

You're gonna have a Gandalf beard by the end of the month lol

[jlo52bubbles]

you make moneys through  youtube0_o

HOW?

[Bojl95]

he's a youtube partner

[RueMyView]

When you become a partner you get paid to make videos. How much you make depends on how popular you are.

[leeah45]

if you have a lot of viewers you can become a youtube partner and becoming a partner gets you money if people click on the adds on your videos.. i think you can get payed for something else but idk

[bandg4evr]

Crocs FTW.

[SomethingCklever]

I love ittttt! But that could be because I watch ShayTards all the time and it's not as big of a deal :P

[OhMyAlyona]

The bees used to sting me all the time!

Like I'd catch them, and a stinging they would go!

[steveOroonie1]

why would u catch them ?

[sihamlovesyou2]

when i was born my brother thought i was a baby doll and pulled my hair and roughed me up somethin awful.

[xoLittleMissDiscoxo]

You're adorable with a beard :D

[cherryapple94]

dan, crocs? really? CROCS?! NOOOOO

[NaughtyKagome]

I have no bee stories. I'm one lucky girl. I see a bee, I RUN. But childhood stories? ..The time I ran into a tree? That's all I can think of. Btw..love that you're matching sweatshirt with converse now.

[chobits710]

CONVERSE!! Freakin cool.

Oh man, Dan, I had to shave for a job interview! DD:

And holy crap, 15 times? By wasps? Bad ass..

[sandwichperson]

Crocs can be stylish. Dammit!

[cynthia4Utube]

you just keep telling yourself that...

[MegaMowmow]

I love Dan!!! I want to marry you;)

[recordpressplay]

bees aren't wasps..

[GurlEleanor]

omg wow!

[TaHiTiTaHoI]

i seriously hope you were joking about the crocs dan brown, i really do.

[Turok2evil]

your so lucky your not allergic to wasps

that'd be like death right there

[PhoebePhobic]

when i was in the third grade and other kids were playing space-alien, they wouldn't let me play with them, so instead of giving me a super-awesome alien name, they called me 'Alien Blob'. the name stuck till middle school.

[runnyonions]

you told the bee story on one of your very early videos, on pogobat or dbu