Kris Humphries Freezes Up on GMA

[Awesomenizzleness]

Kris humphries look slow as fuck

[ubiyntang]

ridiculously funny! LOL

[Jaredr781]

hes fucked out of his tree!

[lindapittsburgh]

He should never have married into the K's group

[itakeyouthere]

Is this what people get off on??

PATHETIC!! Grow some balls, live your own life and have some decency.

[springtime65]

This is funny :+} I do like the guy ..

[AGpixar2000]

he's just awkward

[Diamondsupplyco13]

niigga looks retarted lol

[twinkie13st]

I don't know the guy, but he does look kinda goofy.

He's still looks hot though!

[MikeDunn]

This was on the Soup.

[MikeDunn]

Shit, I'd be the same way if I was on Good Morning America.

[fucknuckle100]

oh yeah poor kris whose a fucking millionare Fuck this cunt he dont deserve sympathy ya fuck tards

[bella0295]

I feel so sorry for him, he isnt that bad come on ! Hes alright looking, give him a break he has just come out of a tragic time with THAT family.

[BentFX]

That's funny as hell. I'm on Linux and sometimes the video freezes. It froze on Humphries' face and I'm not sure how long it took me to notice.

[PinkArlene1994]

My favorite color is three!xD too funny! Love how they added a clip from Of Mice and Men in there. Gonna look up the film now since I read the book last year in my AP English class.

[MrJXA69]

@abeness, really? have you seen the video, you give way too much credit to kim, remember the bitch has no talent , that is not a win that is a waste of time, he was better off going to a hot stripper

[shoeswithoutshoestri]

hes got a big head

[Cosplayepisodestv]

he looks like he is holding in a fart

[ConorJNixon]

that looks like a fun place to work

[abeness]

Make fun of him all you want. He had sex with Kim Kardashian. That's a win in my book.

[fabidrk1217]

@abeness everyone had sex with kim ;-)

[LordOftheMind]

@abeness do you personally know that?

[abeness]

@LordOftheMind Lmao he had better. You don't marry a chick before at least testing out the merchandise...

[hellokitty7654321]

@abeness

who hasn't had sex with a kardashian.... your acting like they are virgins ...

[abeness]

@hellokitty7654321 Have you? ..Obviously they aren't virgins but Kim is just about a perfect 10. How many guys can say they've slept with a ten ?

[hellokitty7654321]

@abeness

guys that live in Miami, LA, Atlanta Georgia and Texas where tens are all over the place ... you should travel more..

[Baller527]

@abeness But it costed him 2.5 million dollars . That's a lose in mines

[abeness]

@Baller527 I hear you

[thejay1221]

@abeness yea, and so did half of the celebrity males in hollywood. her vag is as exclusive as In N Out on a saturday night

[tmichellemd111]

@Baker3person: lol, you make a very good point!

[boastfuls]

day dreaming

[burningnero]

Love how they make fun of the mentally disabled. I guess that is why they work for TMZ and not a real tv news show.

[syunis]

Kris Humpries would of made a perfect JACOB on twilight! Lol

[msnnbc]

I love how lowlifes from TMZ are making fun of someone for lacking intelligence. Oooh America!

[chinoantrax71]

hes just high

[baker3person]

child hood obesity foundation? are you fuckin kidding me? start a fuckin foundation for the people that are starving and need food not for the fucks who eat too much

[aaron2081]

@baker3person HAHA Your a funny Man!

[BrownPrideBro]

@baker3person absolutely agree with youu but obesity is killing people, tis a disease

[chaosrave]

@baker3person lol there is no starving people in america... fuck the other countries they need to help themselves

[nflhester3]

@baker3person lol

[rfinnis]

he was gonna knock out the reporter thats why he was acting like that he was holding back.. i get u chris

[rainbowburger]

I cracked up when they showed the forest gump clip

[swan156]

Poor guy. He will find a Lady next time not a ho.

[macreal65]

He reminds me of David Puddy of Sienfeld.

[freddielusk]

lol



[jackson7201]

man he is lookin hella stupid...

[phillyblanco]

this guys a TARD

[jposco]

Dude... FOCUS on your NBA CAREER.

[CobaltBuddy]

He should teach the kardashian's that one... Those girl's never keep there mouthes closed, or anything for that matter!

[FloydTheBarbara]

i kinda want to kill the entire cast of tmz on air...

[samuelANTHEA]

hahahhahhahhaha omg im not the only one who notice that!!!

[memcjagger]

he's a hottt messs poor kid

[garycalgary]

he's got his legs spread so wide it's like he's sayin hey i'm single come get me lol

[trollolololololo]

"somebody get him a rabbit." Oh christ, I died.

[icarrus4u]

HE IS HOT DUUUUUUUUH!

[RedSkyNord]

@icarrus4u ... you think he's hot?? wow.

[icarrus4u]

@RedSkyNord Totally HOT.

[NewGirlz18]

GREEN GIANT... YUUMMMMMM!!!!

[gigih2001]

Kriss and his mommy!!!

[marcosarturomoreno]

Dumbass hahahahaha

[dreyaleesings]

LOL OKAY, Kris Humphries is HOT but the only problem with him is that he acts like hes got Autism or something xD and it looked like he was thinking, "Okay, if i stay really still they wont see me, *looks around* I think its working" xD i think you litterally have to act like his mommy or someones mommy in order to win kris humphries heart, *gives kris a blankie and pats his head* Yeah, just like that xD

[blackknight2013]

Poor guy he looks like a deer in the head lights. He has prolly never been in front of a camera before Kim Kardashian. Be honest before Kim who knew of Kris Humphries........ exactly lol.

[Jeffhardy8192]

I wanna track the guy that talks through this whole video in that annoying ass voice, and beat his dumb ass up until he shits pennies.

[LoboPreto]

Those tmz guys brain storming, thinking they're cool are the biggest loosers.

[45codyblue]

Outsmarted by cabbage wrapped in a beautiful woman.Dude was embarrassed, let live.

[terrell18]

Notice how everybody hates Kris for no fucking reason, how easily media and people like kardashians can turn you against someone.

[inutag01]

@terrell18 You're right, but in this case, t's just TMZ. They're just complete assholes when it comes to ANYONE they can target.

[covergirl2008]

Priceless look

[BryanM503]

ugh he is so f***ing dumb!!!!!!!!!!!! on keeping up with the kardashians you can always see he want to through a temper tantrum. sometimes he looks like he wants to hit kim in the face (which i would not mind at all, she need a slap of really period).

[xxleandraxx1]

Hahaha, he looks fucking stupid! I'm from Southern, California not to far from the K's and thats all everyone talks about. STFU who cares

[TheDcervi]

he sounds like a fucking retard

[gMemo92]

:D what the hell this good looks like will ferrel. lol

[jcattera]

lmao!

[kinky69ing]

he is soo uglyy and anouingg

[jose001002]

"KRIS AND HIS MOMMY"!!! LMFAO!!!

[kishababy90]

Ctfu he look stupid smh...

[victoriaindigo]

Kris is free of Kim, good for him!

[cpanthers88]

caveman

[CumDumpsterrrr]

Da fuck kinda name is "Hump-Freeze"?

[RsTheJuice401]

@CumDumpsterrrr its hump fries you jerk!!!!! you cant read!?! lol jk.

[Rundownification]

Hes high as fuck

[Kungfumastertraining]

I like my beans with ketchup lmao

[blackie1112]

I remember who Kris is now, He was he was the super tall kid that used to ride the short yellow bus... How the hell did he make it to the NBA?

[ogbarris]

FUCK THIS WIGGER MUTT! HEY CAPTIAN SAVE A HOE HOW DID RAY JAYS BLACK DUCK TASTE? HA HA

[mzanelli89]

and how is this not considered bullying?

[YariHeart]

I think he was on the effects of Ambien or something

[YariHeart]

Haha

[LeonLovesIt]

omg his face LOL

[shainatec5]

ok...... i understand y kim divorced him

[wishywashygirl19]

he's cute but he seems childish and tempermental

[pedalpunk57]

Maybe Kim K. and J.Lo  should hook up....they're both clapped out whores anyway.

[pedalpunk57]

Then Chris replied,"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"

[MIXEDNA]

Lucky he's good at sports

[DisneyStarsTube]

lmfao he looks like such a neanderthal.

kim's no better though. she's just as dumb and a whore too.

[crancourable]

Is he even a good basketball player? Isn't he second or third string?

[Playboyy1985]

@crancourable Do guurls really care about that ?

[MrGroovy888]

Thats his body shuting down from all the S.t.d.s kim gave him nasty, cunt fake ass bunch

[quintus1988]

he's totally dumb

[rodneyrockyou]

say what you want bout him,,,he still tapped that lovely ass...

[StraightUpBitchs]

Is it just me or does the saying ...he's as dumb as he looks, come to mind?

[yunqtule]

LMaoooooooo I dis like this guy, and i glad he married that hoar just to find out shew divorced him almost ever 2 months. @Epic Fail, i don't give a fuck if he's half-black the guy is a lame and weirdo. He makes both race look duhhhhhhhh lml

[tubucoco]

@ogbarris - what a dumbass Redneck you are hillbilly, go catch up with Jethro!!

[Bodhi106]

I like K H!! I think he is HOT. Although I will never have him. I like him :))hahahhahaha

[Bodhi106]

Kris just needs to keep breathing :) he is OK!!!!

[AuRevoirTune]

What do you expect? His mother talking about Kim and his relationship flop has to suck, he was probably thinking "Crap, what is she going to say? I hope she doesn't embarrass me" since I can almost guarantee his parents don't like the Kardashians from what has been said.

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

He's not retarded, calling him retarded is an insult to the mentally handicapped. He's just an idiot and yes my favorite color is 3 too!

[MuhammadFusenig]

not reatrded or dumb... just high

[24sweetlou]

dumb fuck

[hellokitty7654321]

wow he is seriously retarded 

[devilinajar]

hes high as a fucking kite. no doubt. hes got the good stuff.

[gookinboots]

hahaha he even walks stupid

[craziibeautifulx3]

tmz yall r r fuckin idiots, he had his mouth closed morons.

[brwhowhowho]

i know its kinda mean, but I LAUGHED SO HARD... the look on his face, its just so.... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[King1Leon]

"If I look dumb and sit motionless, may be they won't notice me."

[gamejr84]

@King1Leon i noticed you spelled maybe wrong.

[King1Leon]

@gamejr84 Unintentionally, that is. The said adverb is appropriate here, certainly. Although, I did notice the lack of capitalization on your part. Not for nothing, but if you're going to attempt to correct someone, it would be behoove you to demonstrate absolute grammar perfection in your own comments.

[OKzs]

From now on I am going to call him "LURCH"

what is up with him?

[MUSTangGRAD2011]

Using Forrest Gump is all bad.

[ICEGOD2]

Damn buddy snap out of it.

[diagnosedpsychosis]

Kris is super hot. Its insane.

[Grungeaintdead101]

fuck the people on tmz, kris was better off.

[ceasey0xoogurl]

@Grungeaintdead101 i agree. these people are all superficial

[Onajagirl]

lol he was shocked

[BayseRocked87]

Lmao the forestgump reference was hilarious

[mizzlola86]

hahahahahah classic moment right there daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmao

[hotrick12]

Ahh Luhh yoo Jennuh

[pablodela41]

``run Kris run´´

[EastEZ82]

Lmaoooo

[TheSuperMusal]

somebody get him a rabbit !!!!

[alexjacoboramos]

Hahahaha Kris is hot but stupid lol

[MrCraigTheGreat]

Idiot

[MarciMichaelJay]

Wow!!!!!!

[rainbowburger]

Ummmm uhhhhh muhhhhh......

[Anchy133]

I already watched it 3 times... and it still makes me laugh! :)

[yummers215]

He's sexy....

[1Gavinsmommy]

I have no idea what kim seen in him? Someone tell me?

[TonyMark25]

@1Gavinsmommy This --> $

[ALia4888]

@TonyMark25

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahah

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooool

[mskaylovespink]

He looks like a special needs kid... She really married that? Her bad. 

[kalifornia3333]

he looks like a fuckin retard lol

[RawrsaystheDinosar]

@shoeswithoutshoestrings haha omfg

[YOUROCK80S]

Leave Kris Humphries alone ! 

[CanadianRM4]

FRANKENSTEIN!!!! :O

[itsMauriceCassidy]

Yeah, shit is awkward but then again. Give them guy a break.. he aint used to all this bullshit.

[like2seeit86]

He is just one big dope!

[shoeswithoutshoestri]

lol hes not smart man but what love is

[TonyMark25]

So we can make fun of Lindsay Lohan's drug issues which ruined her life but we can't make fun of a dumbass? THEY'RE BOTH DUMBASSES!

[MrMonkeygorilla]

what assholes

[anikimber]

I think he took a shit in his pants

[looloorex]

@anikimber and he's too afraid to move....LMFAO

[sophistigress]

@ku42, please stop bringing race into the equation, its juvenile and useless

[MzChelxoxo]

He looks so fucking stupid...

[Z3CHB4DB0Y]

:-)

[madderthanever]

LMFAO.... Kelly, seriously, marry me.

[FIGHTSinc]

DERP!

[madden1479]

Lol kris looks retarded. Why would his mom fuck a black dude

[HEIDY1467]

@madden1479 why dont you shut the fuck up if you have nothing nice to say!!!!!! why does it have to be about race there is lots of mentally changed white people just like your self you are just mad cause no one want to fuck you not even a dog thats just sad. red necks really need to find something else to do besides talking about race and hunting why dont you guys kill your self you would be doing everybody a favor cause clearly no body appreciate your in put in to things

[madden1479]

@HEIDY1467 im not even a redneck and im not trying to be racist! i just dont like kris thats why it sounds like im being racist. so stfu bitch

[NuShoeSmell]

Look at that fuckin head!!

[PlayLiveGames]

I know what love is

[jeffthao]

he look like buddy from elf ,will ferrlel

[terrainxXxprime]

Its like.....HE IS NOT EVEN THERE!!

[itskeithmack09]

Is he on drugs??? WTH is wrong with him!?

[ku42]

His mom fucked a black guy...

[TheNeutual]

@ku42 SO?

[Hotshy420]

"Good god, is he waiting for a butterfly to land on his nose!?" ROFL TMZ guy never fails to make me laugh. High five

[DonRMB]

"My favorite color is 3!"