Set aside an hour to shop.... you can forget about the kids in school, dinner at home, or anything, because going to a shop is the most important.... yeah...
10 facts about you 1. You're reading my comment 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :) 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to ONE video.. nd tommorrow will be the best day ever
@PirateDuckyy were a 2 piece with ruffles around the chest area and never where a 1 pieces cuz it follows the shape of ur body figure which will show ur boyish body :)
@NatsumiRenSuzuki tell me about it, I think all skin colours are beautiful but I hate when people see being pale as 'unhealthy' or less toned, I know lots of girls who are pale and are beautiful in bikinis, not because they layer themselves with fake tan but because they work hard and eat healthy diets
how about big shoulders and big bones...yes i'm a woman, but i'm big bones at the top and i'm normal weghted almot under and i need a tip for the right bikini for me, HELP!
If you're being sarcastic, try some other humor. And if you're not being sarcastic, MEVER call yourself fat! That's a terrible thing to tell yourself. You're already taking criticism from others, you don't need to second guess yourself.
@Fleursdelily: They have those protective stickers in the crotch for that reason. Keeping panties on is a VERY good idea. What stores don't let you try them on? I've never seen one that wouldn't let you.
i dont like swim suits. i dont like to show my tummy. im not fat if ur thinking that, but my brother is a huge duche and tells me im fat everyday and it makes me self concious..... :(
@cookiemaniac14 lol mine too... dont mind it too much (the more an adolescent rejects you, the more he likes you! :)) if it bothers you then talk to him about it- it worked with me :P
you forgot to mention money
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krew8pops 1 month ago
any other boy here than me?
0415pain 1 month ago
Lmao the apple-shaped girl looks fat no matter what
monchoco224 2 months ago
step 1 : choose the extremely skinny one
alinka2111 2 months ago
I find this difficult to m....well, you get it.
Ekove 2 months ago
Did i just heard "Bikini Bottom"?!
LiangYi99 2 months ago
@LiangYi99 OMG SPONGEBOB!!!!!
misscam2005 2 months ago
where do i buy natural beauty ??
halloikbenXD 3 months ago
@halloikbenXD Where do I buy Patience?! lol!
Megansings01 2 months ago
@halloikbenXD Walmart they have everything
Iwuzhere321 2 months ago
@Iwuzhere321 lol , i don't live in america xp
halloikbenXD 2 months ago
i think i have a boyish figure.... idk though
ApplesandStrwberries 3 months ago
Imma DewDrop....so....WTF AM I GONNA WEAR
TheDivadoll18 3 months ago
@TheDivadoll18 lol
MICHELLE78906 3 months ago
one day when sleeping on a beach i found myself with my bra cutted from end and when i walk then i was nude in front of everyone.(boys also).^_~
harkaran619 4 months ago
i have a big boobs for my age and a bit of a tummy what do i do now
York20165 4 months ago 3
I'm not an average woman... I TRY ON AT LEAST 20 BATHING SUITS BEFORE I BUY ONE :3
mojosowl 4 months ago
I guess I'm not the average woman... I buy a swimsuit and never wear it again. -_-
subthischiz 4 months ago
Set aside an hour to shop.... you can forget about the kids in school, dinner at home, or anything, because going to a shop is the most important.... yeah...
szakiricky 4 months ago
WTH?? Apple? Pear? WHAT'S NEXT..ORANGE, PASSION FRUIT, MARSHMALLOW????
TheANiMeCrAzY21 4 months ago 8
You know why you watched this if your a guy
2ninjas1blade 5 months ago
Is the apple girl pregnant?
SSerenaRules 5 months ago 41
@SSerenaRules my name is in your username xD
ValkyrieCain123 1 month ago
@SSerenaRules naw just a food baby :)
egarcia513 1 month ago
YOU CALLING ME AN APPLE?
musicalshirts 5 months ago 9
10 facts about you 1. You're reading my comment 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :) 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to ONE video.. nd tommorrow will be the best day ever
xoxoBlackBarbiexoxo 5 months ago
@xoxoBlackBarbiexoxo Tomorrow you will be shoved into a lava pit. >.>
Yoachan 4 months ago
What if your hourglass?
EmilyStannard 5 months ago
all woman beach!!!!!
misscupcake48 5 months ago
the lady has no hands!!!!!!!! :0
misscupcake48 5 months ago
My body is pretty skinny, except my stomach sticks out a bit and my butt is kinda big. What body type is that?
P.S- I'm white u stereotypical racists. -_-
ihatenumbers987 6 months ago
@ihatenumbers987 That depends, do you have a larger or smaller bust?
And what race has a poofy stomach and a big butt? O.o
Jazzyliz18 6 months ago
fuck da im goin in my birthday suit
delleoo1 6 months ago
I KNEW WOMEN TAKE FOREVER SHOPPING, AND IT WAS A REAL STEREOTYPE - THIS PROVES IT
JeffreyGrueneberg 6 months ago
I got a boys body.. got that type of swimsuit... still got a boys body...
PirateDuckyy 6 months ago
@PirateDuckyy were a 2 piece with ruffles around the chest area and never where a 1 pieces cuz it follows the shape of ur body figure which will show ur boyish body :)
OokamiRevolution 6 months ago
@OokamiRevolution I tried that...
PirateDuckyy 6 months ago
@PirateDuckyy srsly...that usually does the trick D:
OokamiRevolution 6 months ago
@OokamiRevolution didnt for me, oh well i dont give a shit its almost fall again I'll try again next summer
PirateDuckyy 6 months ago
1:00 bikini bottoms.
You spongebob copyier.
7GeorgeB1 6 months ago
what if ur hourglass -_-
starzy4ever 6 months ago
im an australian and i sound nothing like this.
sounds a tiny bit like a british accent.
maybe its just me.
rosepetal29 6 months ago
How the fuck did I get here?
MultiWTFVideos 6 months ago
What's with the big boobs?!!!
urkim22 6 months ago
im fine with any outfit babes as long as i see cleavage >:)
azzaz691 6 months ago
XD I Only Watch These So I Can Make Fun Of Them...
MikalaWeber 6 months ago 4
and if ur fat, wear a tshirt over ur swimsuit so people dont have to look at you!
jameroo3498 7 months ago 5
What's wrong with my paper Swim suit?
TheDeathSphere 7 months ago 3
i'm not any of those shapes -__-
hersheyslvr23 7 months ago 7
apple looks like she pregnant.
jadegirl3331 7 months ago
Why don't they have navals!?
NatInTheHatx3 7 months ago
hmm..im pear shaped...and boy shorts make me look thinner
saruzzalina999 7 months ago
Howcast stole my 2nd Grade Art Project ! >:[
KaylaLoveYaLucas 7 months ago 2
EXCUSE ME!?!? Being pale in asia is the most beautiful thing ever, stop being so discriminating.
NatsumiRenSuzuki 7 months ago
@NatsumiRenSuzuki tell me about it, I think all skin colours are beautiful but I hate when people see being pale as 'unhealthy' or less toned, I know lots of girls who are pale and are beautiful in bikinis, not because they layer themselves with fake tan but because they work hard and eat healthy diets
MsSmoopy 7 months ago
@MsSmoopy so do I :) it's just sad that people think that because they don't like pale, means that no one should....
NatsumiRenSuzuki 7 months ago
What about hour glass figures???
VizzyDeluxe 7 months ago 2
At that vampire one below me somewhere, just watch on an iPhone. No ads anywhere
Hellonoora1 7 months ago
I love howcast. I find it irritating when hate comments get highest rated. Thumbs up if you agree. :)
anticorncob6 7 months ago 2
how to stop youtube ads
vampire908508 7 months ago
@vampire908508 ADBLOCK (Firefox) if not using Firefox, you're stupid anyhow >.>
hejjagedu 7 months ago
What if your a guy?
JacobysVideos 7 months ago
This is informing but mostly just insulting...
ihartdanceandsing 7 months ago
You forgot curvy all over! :)
l8yonfire77 8 months ago 2
YAY BOY SHORTS
kidgirl12luvscompnrd 8 months ago
I tried this...maybe you should have warned me that this was women only!!
gyqz 9 months ago 130
takes me about 5 minutes to run into JCpenny's and find a bathing suit, fuck trying it on, and buy it, im a male
magix470 9 months ago
takes me about 5 minutes to run into JCpenny's and find a bathing suit, fuck trying it on, and buy it
magix470 9 months ago
How about the people who do have hour glasses?
sexyasianmodel 10 months ago
@sexyasianmodel then any swimsuit will look good and you are wasting your time watching this video
makeupjunkie142 7 months ago
fake tan? this shit wouldnt work in Asia. Asian ppl want to have pale skin. Tan is considered ugly here.
neatchari 10 months ago
What about a slightly rounded tummy with large thighs and tall?
passionsinging101 10 months ago
What about the girls who are skinny and anorexic looking?
emoberryx3 10 months ago
I'm tall and hourglass, what do I do?!?!
SuburbianKnights 10 months ago
You forgot that we need money
MsChattyCatherine 10 months ago 6
Pears are cool you guys
skysailingaway95 10 months ago 2
lol this was embarrassing
fdgecrckr 11 months ago
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lol this was embarrassing...
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fdgecrckr 11 months ago
how about big shoulders and big bones...yes i'm a woman, but i'm big bones at the top and i'm normal weghted almot under and i need a tip for the right bikini for me, HELP!
DarkElvenWings 11 months ago
so if you have boobs, butt, and a bit of a tummy you can wear anything :)
ajkdirtbiker66 11 months ago 7
I have an hourglass shape!! Yay for me !!
bop1114 1 year ago 5
So I take that hourglass can pull off anything? Woohoo :)
juliannaloveshearts 1 year ago 8
Cartoon EPIC FAIL!
freezingcold1 1 year ago 8
where can we by patience
stardust697 1 year ago 5
WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT ANY OF THOSE
mimifails 1 year ago 126
Don't u love how they don't give tips for an hourglass? They can pull of an bathing suit I guess....yay! :) lol
iCookieexD 1 year ago 2
then how do ya go abt choosin e size of e swimsuits if ya not allowed 2 try any on?
Animemindchamp 1 year ago 2
this lady sounds like my 4th grade teacher Ms.Rossi...
coolio6100 1 year ago 2
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... What if you don't have natural beauty....?
KayGirlFun 1 year ago
i have a boyish figure but when my hips widen i will get an hourglass figure...we are so complicated
cherryblossomsakusas 1 year ago
@skylovesyouh
If you're being sarcastic, try some other humor. And if you're not being sarcastic, MEVER call yourself fat! That's a terrible thing to tell yourself. You're already taking criticism from others, you don't need to second guess yourself.
TheWrongLefty 1 year ago
what if your acctually just really fat like me.
skyelovesyouh 1 year ago 4
@skyelovesyouh I know :(
01mymomma 1 year ago
If you have a Pear-shaped ass
A nice Glad Bag should do the trick.......
Short and Busty?
Wear pants!
But go topless!
I'll see you when you get out.....
toyotas2006 1 year ago
Sooo what if you're short and busty?
MeIzzyBambi27 1 year ago
What about penis shaped girls?
euseermide 1 year ago
Step one Try it on
CelebHippopotamus 1 year ago
I like the accent xD
Apple shape looks like she's pregnant.
VanillaOfficial 1 year ago 4
most stores wont let women try on bathing suits for obvious reasons...
Fleursdelily 1 year ago
@Fleursdelily: They have those protective stickers in the crotch for that reason. Keeping panties on is a VERY good idea. What stores don't let you try them on? I've never seen one that wouldn't let you.
SquishyCow 1 year ago
@SquishyCow Victoria Secret. Hell... maybe she was just a mean germophobe lady lol
Fleursdelily 1 year ago
how cast should make this vid with real ppl .. nice British accent ..i think.
m0neez 1 year ago
this made me almost cry!! FUNNY!! HORRIBLE drawings!!!
msbieberzzzzhesohot 1 year ago
you will need..to just go into the fuckin dressing room and see if it looks good or not
AngeL0fHeLL99 1 year ago
the apple looks retarded
XxXbOb23XxX 1 year ago 2
You guy's forgot "Money".
In the "What you need" section x]
daisymint1 1 year ago
I hate how they never mention girls with broad shoulders wider than their hips. No it's always big hipped girls.
saintzenn 1 year ago
i still have absoutly no clue wat shape my body is?!?
scuttlebug14 1 year ago 4
the apple shaped person looks like shes pregnant! i am apple shaped and i feel sorta offended!
CupcakesRock108 1 year ago 4
Im really skinny wdh ?? theres no skinny !!!! -_-
annamzpink98 1 year ago
Only ten?
oohlalaparamour 1 year ago 4
so if you are none of those body types you can just go naked, right?
mizbutterworths 1 year ago 6
@mizbutterworths FINALLY. SOMEONE BESIDES ME GETS THIS.
cybershockandifrit 1 year ago 3
the drawings are horrible
lilvietgurl98 1 year ago
Cool
NyDrPa 1 year ago
i don't know how to describe how my body is but its close to the last shape... OnO this is still confusing DX lol
ChickenNugget3467 1 year ago
WATE SLOW DOWN!
purpleberry245 1 year ago
Hope about just being happy with the body that you have.
jerryhsu007 1 year ago
how about whew with a crotchless gstring ; )
1zacster 1 year ago
Now when was the last time I went swimming...
noodle0912 1 year ago
There is no help for me. :[ I'm hourglass shaped and have bigger boobs but too heavy for a bikini. Help. :'[
jb4evrnckj 1 year ago
@jb4evrnckj and youre complaining why?? lol if i were you id go "screw the clothes" and go skinnydipping :D
YaoiLove44 1 year ago
Haha but I'm still really overweight.
jb4evrnckj 1 year ago
australlian accents are so coool :D
better than those brits... ಠ_ಠ
PirateSmoothie 1 year ago
i dont like swim suits. i dont like to show my tummy. im not fat if ur thinking that, but my brother is a huge duche and tells me im fat everyday and it makes me self concious..... :(
cookiemaniac14 1 year ago
@cookiemaniac14 lol mine too... dont mind it too much (the more an adolescent rejects you, the more he likes you! :)) if it bothers you then talk to him about it- it worked with me :P
YaoiLove44 1 year ago
Apple shaped??? that looks like something a child would draw...
mewichigothe1st 1 year ago 210
i cant tan or nothing no more sence i got burned last time swimming i cant even sun burn no more so like no taning fer me =L
dixii054 1 year ago
i have a boyish body :L
LillyGarrettt 1 year ago
@LillyGarrettt same, it sucks...
thatgirlwithrainbows 1 year ago
@LillyGarrettt same...but im a guy so LOL
TheHaitian145 1 year ago
@TheHaitian145 lol well im a tomboy so anyway i dont care :P
LillyGarrettt 1 year ago
The average american woman is cra-a-a-zey.
Clarensee 1 year ago 4
my body shape isn't any of these... and i tried on 2 before finding one i liked.
Pingoo124 1 year ago 2
is that an australian accent i hear? :)
Mastertj987 1 year ago 189
@Mastertj987 i think it is
ErinNinjah 1 year ago
@Mastertj987 it is also a british accent.
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babylovearchjc 1 year ago
thanks howcast very useful
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