Funny Fat Jokes(Part One)

[SuperFunkyMunkey123]

LOL! those were HILARIOUS!

[XVIMODDEDIVX]

the vid is pants did u cum up wiv most of em

[tvjudges]

the first one was good

and 4th

[bigmanchillin2007]

the comments are funnier than the video. haha

[cboy3699]

your momma so fat when she walks the who gallexy and earth shakes

[cboy3699]

your momma so fat when she steped on the weighing scale it said "how do you know my fone #"

[bud919]

your momma so fat i slapped her leg and rode the waves

[6Devilz6Beast6]

Your moms so fat she fell in love and broke it

[MrWasp33]

your mom is so fat that when she eats she eats a whole chicken. Thumbs up if you think its not funny.

[5had0wxMa9nuMzzz]

Your mom so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

[724berkshire]

you mom is so fat I-4 IS HER SLIP AND SLIDE



[BesTQu1cKSc0PeZ]

Your mom is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out;D

[redbox6ful]

sits



[redbox6ful]

your mum is so fat when she sits around the house SHE SIT AROUND THE HOUSE BEAT THAT >:)

[reptigeek220]

31 dislikes says they are fat

[sashadiva51717]

theyre ok

[Travianero94]

gabe newell's worst nightmare

[TheRapper10000]

HOW ABOUT THIS YOUR MOMMY IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEP ON BOARD THE TIANTIC SHE SUNK HER DOWN AND CAPTAIN SAID IT WAS 500 POUNDER.

[colonelmustang78]

wtf these jokes arent even funny

[xxxMIKEMOTOCROSSxxx]

this is so gay

[Xanakran]

he forgot one fat joke.

Your mom is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said my phone number. (lol)

[johnniewms]

@Xanakran  there's one more he forgot

your mum is so fat people ride her at the amusment park

[wackmaster1000]

gay music



[xelitexsnipe]

1gay2gay3gay4gay5gay6gay7gay8g­ay9gay........



[laylabrad]

pretty lame man

[SpaceddOuttKidd]

mum are you british,, if u are just talk ur people have awesome accents

[seximexi110996]

Your mom is so dum she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer and that person who made that vid is a dum fucken faggot that likes dick in the ass dam nigger bitch

[KiredViolet]

This nauseates meh. I cant believe people agree to such things. This is disgusting.

[diodewatch11]

your mum is so fat , when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

[cleorkzths]

you spelled mom wrong

[vampgirlization]

@cleorkzths

no he/she didnt its mum its british

[OHHHH3LLLNAWW]

2:14 lullllllz

[krazykarl2000]

your moms so fat when she stepped on a digital scale, it went over...

[SuperMatt31]

I like the music more than he jokes!

[TheSCUBAsloan]

your mum is so fat when she stepped on the scale it sayed to be continued...

[101mickiejames]

haha good ones

[shadowlion42095]

your mom is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

[RoxieRulez]

Hey listen to this one yo mum so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing ;)

[stelthykid47]

i heard one today from my friend and it was kinda funny he said your mom is so fat she ate a bus full of white people and called it a twinkie

[absolutedragonzero]

your mum so fat that N.A.S.A wouldnt let her become a astronaut because when she stpped in the shutle it couldnt go up

[SuperAssburgers]

these jokes suck harry donkey balls i could not even last half way through them

[absolutedragonzero]

I don't understand when you have to install speed bumps

[absolutedragonzero]

Omg that was so funny i pussed myself

[MrWarfare57]

Nice jokes Lol

[SuperMicklovin]

a guy who likes fat chicks is called a chubby chaser. but that is not right fat chicks dont run

[ilovegracieboo]

those were funny but cruel at the same time but some people cant help their wieght they might not have a fast metabolism like little kids do

[deoxyribose]

lmao that was awesome, thx for putting this up.

[Seth9261]

Say this this to a fat person it will piss them off lol :)

Head, shoulders knees and knees, knees and knees Kk it won't work everytime... （−＿−；）

[ihateloudbitches]

yo momma so fat, when she rolls across the street, the government puts up a sign saying "caution: moving roadblock"

[MrYounis26]

i liked the televison one

[Snakedumpling]

hooray for english guy failing at jokes!!!!

[destinystarify]

mount everst is stupid and dumb and it dont make no sence

[ErayOzcanTv]

these are the worst jokes evaaa i knew all dese since i was 8

[theyellowmandm]

u dont know how to spell mom

[DerekM1994]

Ya corny nigga!

[theMadibash]

this r just shity yo mamma jokes



[mn444]

talk about immature T.T

[Warrior33016]

yo momma so dumb she thinks these jokes are funny.

[kefka420kefka420]

i went from watching AL bundy fat woman insults funny as hell by the way, but ur one on installing speed bumps in all u can eat buffet cracked my ass up, and i havented smoke my herb that im gonna smoke in a minute, thanks for the joke it toltoaly got me

[uhDalyn13]

sum were good

[19601960ism]

i dont get the one on...1:28

[cody3292]

your mum is so fat when she stands on the scale it says "to be continued"

[savior123100]

u spell mom wrong

[AnimeGirl375]

@savior123100 that's the british way of spelling it

[hinatalovessasuke777]

im sorry but i dont get the first one but even thow i dont get it its still funny

[tyrone3900]

ok that was not funny as i thought it would be some of the jokes were good though

[lilrichmusic]

1:20 !!!!!!

[phonecaseear]

that s@#$%%#$t waz funny i waz cryin yo momma so fattt that when i hugged her i sink into her stomach

[zzzxxx981]

(you mom is so fat she needs two watches because covers two time zones)

XD

[johndotson333]

yo mom so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld

[xXxSUICiiD3xXx]

by da way u rock i subscribed!!!

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Yo momma so fat when she went jogging she left footprints in the pavement.

Yo momma so fat she has her own post code.

[suckitansee]

your mom is so fat that after sex i role over twice an im still on the bitch.........

[skypeman081]

your mom has so many double chins when she stares at you it looks like she is looking over a stack of pancakes

[poopsicleo]

whats the song called?

[cottonwhiskersuk]

@poopsicleo

The Colonel Bogie March.

[dakota825]

your mom is so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 2 seasons of srubs

[iiSpongeee]

Your mums so fat when I shaged her I burnt my arse on the lightbulb

[BrosJG]

lol either way never heard em but im gonna use em XD

[HannahBananna1231231]

oo nice

[Tatsue295]

your mom's so fat when she lays down shes taller.

heres one to comeback a your mom joke

" That joke's older than your grandma's kick start vibrator." It'll piss them off and make 'em puke :)

[ray6237]

pretty good

[teeheelolable]

yo mamma so fat that wen she saw a yellow bus go by she yelled "stop that twinky!!!!!"

[jeffthebombhardy]

yo mama so poor wen i stepped ona cigarette she said who turned off the heater lol lmfao

[gothicspiderman]

lame lame lame

[Ryed1989]

lmao these jokes are horrible

well you live near the firemen station cuz you get stuck every 10 seconds in the stairs

[KanyeEast7061]

yo moma is so fat she was laying on the beach and greenpeace threw her back into the water

[pyschob0b]

Your mum is so fat the AAF thought she was smuggling in a bomb.

[THExEMOxRYANx909]

im pretty sure i searched fat jokes not mum jokes

wtf? mum lmao you better be britsh

[TMHhottie97]

lol never herd some of these be for  n DDDDDDAAAAAAZZZZZZ that is halarios lol

[dassel27]

It's fun to make fun of fat people. The more they cry the funnier it is.

[TheJayluke7]

@dassel27 noooooooo asshole

[ToNyOwNsNoObS]

@dassel27 dude its funny to you but not funny to them.

[destinystarify]

@dassel27 ur the devil

[3BsAlaska]

@dassel27 its also so funny to make fun of you skinny anorexic people the less you eat the sooner you will die!

[Cenation198]

wat the hell that aint right man

[3BsAlaska]

@Cenation198 yet what he said was right?! thats the fucked up world we live in i guess. im sorry i didnt know that being fat was unexcepted but being anorexic was "Skin and Bones is NOT Sexy! You Have To Have a Little Junk in the Trunk!!" -Amy Lee

[italiakid706]

wtf u asshole r u sick

[donkey2255]

hahah nice man

[ClownDK]

fat jokes r the best jokes there is =)

[Ghostman2142]

these were fuckin funny made my cry out hahahahaha LMFAO!!!

[Kerazful]

These were stupid. X(

[FordsRule351]

all of u guys who laugh at this are fucking stupid none of this is funny what do u do when u see a nigger with half a head stop laughing and reload FUCK ALL OF U HAHA

[TheKennyCobbShow]

i have never heard the one about the beach!! i had just ate pizza too...it's all down the drain now!!! shit was too funny!!

[DDDDDDAAAAAAZZZZZZ]

rofl i loled soo much i woz almost pissin mi self! =P

[StupYd179]

Funny thats a good one :P

[misscheekygirl1]

your mum is so fat her cereal came with a lifeguard???huh

[ArsenalFan790]

means she has a BIG bowl people can drown in it

[zzxshawtyzzx]

this is soooo gay

[haydenwho]

These wernt very funny...

[selenagomez1101]

lol the bridge on is great

[nativepride1010]

u know wut i wanna talk about........U WANNA KNOW WUT THE FUCK!!!!!!THE DUMB MUTHERFUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!I WANNA TALK ABOUT!!!!!!!! U KNOW WUT THE SWINE FLU PIG FUCKIN ASSHOLE I WANNA TALK ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

big stranger ur a big fag fuckin WWE wrestling little fairy fag block this fuck i watched all ur videos and now im racist.......yea dont even care for dora the explorer or george lopez its fags like u that cause taco johns to lose business bigdildo92inches faggel

[BigStranger92]

Your mom is FAT!! That when she went to walmart, she tripped over K-Mart and landed on target.

[DKxl305]

I got one your mumma is like a brick shes dirty flat on bothsides and she get laid by mexicans

[daniman13]

wats the song name?

[internetprotected123]

these=are crap, i wanted funny ones,

[Drummaboyy13]

i dont get 1:32 .....bend over ?? one hour??

[squaregerbiltersky]

it means tht shes so fat tht when she bends down and back up a hour pases

[icE12543]

your moms so fat the only thing stopping her from jenny craig is the door

[viking1659]

yo mamma so fat wen she puts on a yellow coat ppl run down the street yellin TAXXXIII

[64maddness]

the one at 1:39,i heard that one but it goes like:

'yo mama so fat,when she tripped in the street,a car ran out of gas trying to go around her'

[hugeSLIPKNOTfan1]

i dont get the scale and livestock jokee

[Lerumotheskater]

i dont do live stalk, because shes as big as a cow! :D

[hugeSLIPKNOTfan1]

lol

[tbbucks2]

lmao

[thoodferrari]

ur mum is so fat that not even jenny craig could help her

[kholman1994]

Heres another one:

Your mum is so fat that when she hopped onto the scales her telephone number appears

[sconrey7]

fag this fucking musiuc is shitt y and ur probaly the fattest peice of crap ever to live on this fucking planet u gay little homo so fuck you and your gay jokes bitch

[keeversellis]

would be better if you didnt spell 50% wrong...

[skateNdestroyc1]

hahaha....

YOUR A FAGGOT!

[XASSASINSWEED9X]

yo momma so fat that when she stood on the scales she saw her mobile number

[asdasd9595]

here are 2 more,

ur mum is so fat that dora could'nt explore her

ur mum is so dat that when she stood on the weighing scale scientist discovered a new number

xDDD

[jduageh]

lol

[ryour4v3r]

these r funny, nice one mate, make more!