Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show - Take Anything You Want

[TheScootmaster25]

Omg sume1 iz apply

[ThatHipsterGuy700]

O_O dick seamen lolololololol

[Deimosthegreat]

The episode won't play for some reason, all I get is a black screen. Its not like that for other videos on youtube, any ideas?

[toocuteluke]

I wish I could like this one hundred times.

[TheTyphus25]

This is colorful^^

[moccalou]

Love the Zuiikin English parody! That was ace. I loved Zuiikin English, so the unexpected parody was AWESOME!

[ATCRyderX]

fucking adverts

[Amphipolie]

THis is seriously like something I would o. All thje randomness and sillyness. I LOVE this show.

[xblueblaze]

Normally,at this point I pick out several things that I liked in this video...But HOW DO I CHOOSE?!

[BalancedSpirit79]

I love this show and this is my favorite episode. Is there going to be a season 3?

[cocoabunny64]

lol xdd omg

[roblesterfilms]

gregs in this one as a cop, and doing a not half too bad brit voice, LOL

[avaelyn]

Dick Semen has the best moves.

[vinnykov18]

Haha the English fitness lessons!!! And Valkyrie from the guild!

[seunketchup88]

Eat Right and exercise left.

[Raphael685orMist642]

Guru looks like the damask guy fomr the guild

[kwa8591]

hand me your genetic materal! LOL

[iluvcheezitsheyhey]

I just recognized Mike on The Guild! Great job, you guys. I love GTCMS!!!!!

[fiendishlycute]

Wasn't Dickie Simon the decorator character from Axis of Anarchy guild on "The Guild"?

[vargonian]

Yes, he also plays Old Man and OLD Man in The Legend of Neil.

[darkarima]

It just hit me... "Dickie Simon" = Richard Simmons.

[TheAyanamiRei]

I think the words of the song were funnier, but it didn't seem as awesome as some of the early episodes in the first season.

[rimmyt]

Best "Take Anything You Want" parody EVER!

[kakuichi]

@rimmyt yes, i was thinking the same damn thing!!!

[secretlyEMOinside]

dude, that guy was a frekin toothpick

[TheKhurst]

Wow, for once the guest is as weird as the regulars...

[spoiledgirl00]

i don't get the ending.

[pinkweaselgirl]

how does the actress that plays Kiko keep a straight face during this show?

i would be laughing so fricken hard!!!!!!

[Civonos]

I bet there's tons of bloopers

[kittenbut1]

She's smiling the entire time. That's got to help O_O

[cognitoincognito]

(Dick Semen asks Kiko about her diet) "Oh yes, Cownicorn have diet (died), he was a squished by 2000 rabs (lbs)." OMGOSH LMAOROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Engrish Lesson Parody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Welcome to earth" "Please don't mutilate cows" "I received the anal probe"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO! PURE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIM EVEY YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[killallblue]

i differently agree

[ShyteKreek46]

I wish the wheel of fun would land on "Kiko take off shirt"!!!!!!!!!

[TheKhurst]

At least we got to see her bellybutton and a seriously unnecessary close up of her armpit...

[jim1088]

That was wonderful! I loved the satire of the Zuiiken girls. Thank you.

[WarrenZevonFan]

dick semen

[froghop313]

Oh my god I literally went crazy laughing when Dickie Simon was saying to Unicow: "Unicow, I know you. You're a caretaker. But there's one person you're not taking care of and that's you. Now come on give me a hug. Hug me."

Hilarious!!

[PBrentino]

The english lesson is a remake! I LOVE THAT THEY RE-DID IT. Just search for "Robber Fail"

[FandubsRus]

LOL at 1:58 PANDA IS NOT AMUSED!!!!!

[jerryisbetterthanyou]

I really, REALLY wish i could stop watching these damn video's. i gotta take a shower and get ready for work. WTF it's so bizzare, I can't stop.

[CSpot]

Just tell your boss you got stuck watching Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, he or she will understand!

[CriticalEyez]

The inside joke is how the asian pronounciation of vowels is at times similar to the spanish pronounciation.

She spoke english but her vowel usage was governed by her mother tongue. So the 'i' in Simon became an e-sound hence his name Simon being made into a sex joke.

[CSpot]

ya know how sometimes over-explaining a joke makes it alot less funny, well...

[alexkotori]

LOL you made it funny again..

[clemsonfight]

Seriously, it really does work fine as "She's foreigh, she says things funny" ;)

[suspect485]

Now we can communicate with Engrish speaking space aliens. Please bring back this show!

[KritikalError]

This video is so "what the fuck" in such an awesome way

[CSpot]

our new tagline!

[XatxiFly]

Hahaa! It even has the bandanna under the nose! And the policeman's accent!

[yerrj]

According to the GTCMS facebook page...Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show Will Not Be Renewed for Season 3

Sad news--Sony has decided NOT to pick up GTCMS for a season 3

[CSpot]

yes, very sad, no more GTCMS, so sorry everyone.

[Qermaq]

How much per episode? Perhaps if all 20,000 viewers pitched in $5, we could bankroll a few more? $100,000! This is the feeling of a rich and comfortable lifestyle!

[CSpot]

what an offer!

[Zugzugul]

AWW UniCow is so cute

[RebeccaTuohino]

kim - nice job satirizing the japanese workout video, i have seen that a few times. mint!

[Me256782]

lol the health person guy was the gay guy at the night club in ep16 game of dating lol

[Jonathanws18]

how the hell was that the 'take anything you want' video

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

Poor Unicow. o_O

[dougdmelo]

lol this was the craziest i have ever seen until now

[metrostationfool]

I agree with that commet.

I miss the old kiko! well young lol.

[Tenochtitlan2012]

What happen to Kiko? she was so beautiful in her first video and now she looks old.

[naz2rule]

"staring yo host, Kiko, DASA MEE!" : )

[ProfessorDW]

I don't know why but when it said DISEASE over the picture of the sushi I laughed REALLY hard..these videos are exactly my type of weird humor!

[mycottoncandy]

Wtf...?

[SkynyrdLives]

NO MORE FAG SHOW

[sakanamono]

hahaha ZZZZZomg Zuiikin English!!!

[Foxe92]

I love how C-Spot's comments on their videos are even more random than this video. If that's possible.

[CSpot]

haha! I was hoping you wouldn't notice =) j/k

[Foxe92]

It's okay, I liked it.

[Foxe92]

(and that was a GTCMS quote, if you didn't know!!)

[Kakashigirl250]

OMG LOL I'm so glad I'm not the only one who gets the reference :]

[freedomfighter45]

BRILLIANT! The best one so far! :D

[R3tard3dMussssic]

he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo gay

[seborrg]

And?

[MissusFingerBottom]

oh my god you guys included the shoulder zoom. I am Lol-ing for real.

[CSpot]

lovin the rose tattoo

[julianp0e]

Seriously, as mrroftheg pointed out; this show needs to be on adult swim or some kind of comedy block on TV. I'm completely addicted!

[pixiepixiegirl]

Ahaha. As if I didn't love this series enough... epic reference.

[OxBiglyV01]

I want to know what the english "instructor" is saying at the end.

[mikkabouzu]

It's something like this:

"'I received the anal probe'-

If you, too are ever threatened by English-speaking aliens, you can communicate well using the things that happened in this lesson. Please practice every day."

[sporelover123]

is he gay? LOL ROFL!!!!!

[jeremy13345]

Why is Panda the only one not excited about getting an anal probe?

[mrroftheg]

They need to cancel "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job" and replace it with this.

Also, Dick seemed to fit in perfectly with the regulars, unlike usual guests he seemed to experience only a minimum of discomfort.

[kzk]

Ahh, I've seen the real english lesson/exercise videos. That just made my day.

[KamikazeTenshi]

Words cannot express how much I love Panda's face during the aerobics part. xD

[plicaMAMA]

which one? there are two pandas in that scene. look closely.

sneaky GT sillies.

[amartini51]

That's so weird -- the panda in the third phrase is different!

[chaosX16]

I may have a crush on Kiko xD

[anderson1327]

I have a crush on Unicow...

[darkestknight23]

i have a crush on both

[Xenocidal]

I received the anal probe.

[CSpot]

Are you alright ;)

[CSpot]

Dick Semen and Richard Simmons are one in the same

[preludegina]

I LOVE THIS SHOW~ I make all my friends watch this...

"If you want to know what goes on inside my brain, watch this"

Kiko --"crapping and cheerings for.. "

[psharpep]

Dicky Simon is gay...

[doctorwhoobawooba]

:) :)

[justinheath905]

woah... an alien made of stars came to me in a dream... explained the golden nubula and its MAGICK! coincidence!?

[chanelleee]

dick is a gay i dont even think he has a dick

and kiko looks like shit in that excerxise outfit

[daintyox]

UR a douchebag.

[Jfrtav]

one of the best episodes xD

loved it xDD

[Qermaq]

I love the bad aerobic English mugging lesson parody. If you haven't seen the original, look it up. v=L3-50WJ4Z-A

[Jukums]

Eat right and exercise reft!

[CSpot]

reft. oh my!

[CSpot]

what would the "wheel of no fun" look like? i wonder???

[blackhorror12]

i love this series !

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it's time to spin the wheel of fun !

[Bazly]

lol now we can communicate with english speaking space aliens. CLASSIC

[JimmyJizzbag]

Good.

[LidsAreFun]

Very

[LidsAreFun]

This is the best ive seen so far

LOL :]

[ardentgailla]

Panda was not amused! I'm very pleased to have the ability to speak with English-speaking aliens. Thank you very much!

[danielson4]

prease crap hands? hmmm i love this show very much 100%

[CSpot]

i'm still trying to figure out how to do that.

[PKNproductions]

hahahahahahahahahhaaaaa this is hilarious

[skullfucking]

hahahaha.

[danieru000rojaazu]

wow! i think im going to stop leaving comments of how hot she is now-this is like the 5th one -_- wow.

[rongravy]

it's only natural when it's kiko.

[SamIamb]

You know, I'm REALLY sad to say so but maybe we would have been a little better off had he kept us sober and measured our b.m.'s!

[DougCock]

My favorite GTCMS episode ever.

[brokenangel49]

Haha! Brilliant!

[Mizenki17]

EPIC.

EPIC.

Please don't mutilate cows.

[deevah456]

OK, I watched it once and did not know what the hell this was about and I am a GTCMS fan. Then I searched Zuiiken English and found the video "Take anything you want." This makes so much more sense now. It is hilarious now! I think this is the best yet and so nuanced. Very smart and funnier every time. Great job Kiko!

[moriya2k2]

HAHAHAHA a Zuiikin parody.

[zagonexd]

im senseing an emotianl eater -sad music-

[Pseudonym10]

I love Panda.

[bobmuffins]

Please don't mutilate cows.

[Grakmere]

LMFAO DICK SEMEN HAHA NICE

[theenchantedtiara]

LMAO! That's great. Those Japanese exercise videos were hilarious and these mocks were just classic.

[PervyWotaOni]

Loved the spoof on the English exercise things (was it the Zuiiken girls? I forget, it's been a long time)

Rainbows and Moonbeams = Skittles and Moonpies BRILLIANT!

[lootplx]

haha:D 5/5

[SiKedek]

The words, from top left clockwise, are dango 団子 (dumpling), senkyo 選挙 (election), goutou強盗 (robbery), and eigo　英語 (English)!

[dogsstuff]

Lol so random! i think they r supposed to be cos the whole thing is random

[SiKedek]

That's so funny - the wheel actually stopped on "election" (senkyo 選挙)!

[dirkeezy]

when did they fix the wheel? did i miss an episode?

[plicaMAMA]

like three :)

[QuiglysMom]

"Tip us over and measure our BM." "...BMI uh that's body mass index..." Anal probes... This "whole" skit seems to be anally fixated... with the exeption of the name "Dick Seman", who himself seems a bit anally fixated.

Poor Unicow... He's used to being on the giving end, not the receiving end. He's going to end up even more messed up than before.

Jaa-ne!

[MightyTrebor]

Wow the outfit in the work-out spoof was just so hot! I think I broke my mouse pausing and rewinding it over and over and over....

THANKS PANDA BEAR!!!!

lol

[tacopantz]

which panda?

i saw 2 different pandas--watch it slow.

[MightyTrebor]

You mean the stuffed one on the shelf behind Dicky boy there?

[ifrit1780]

His name is hilarous!!!!

[defyinggravittyy]

i don't think that i will ever see an episode better than this one. oh man. AMAZING! xD

[lillpita]

You FREAKS! I love it

[vrjim]

best.episode.ever

[Robbaybay]

10/10 stars

500/10 for the zuiikin english reference

[rawwrx123]

what are those little toys like what that guy sat on so i can make a collage of them for my friend

[zaphod6502]

Those japanese english lessons are funky. And yes I have also seen the original versions. Go Kiko !

[russlee1994]

Hai, kudasai

[NarutimateItachi]

omgosh i've seen the original thing of that! XDD

[navoeg]

this is one of the best shows ever !!!

[Gotoh1YuchiLover001]

Great spoof!!^^ lol

[DougCock]

"I have no idea what you're saying."

Funniest line yet in this series, I think.

Just goes to show...

[irishkoala]

OMG take anything you want spoof on GTCMS...you just made my life!!! :D

[pieguy44]

I have a question.... where did you guys get the panda suit for Panda?

[dartfaerie]

Kiko rocks!

[SamIamb]

It doesn't seem so superficially, but I think this is one of the most nuanced and brilliant episodes so far. Yes, it's a spoof of the original "Let's Zuiikin English!!!" (which itself was a spoof, many people don't quite understand that) but it's also something else. I never thought I'd be in the position of saying so but it is necessary to "think out of the box." Gorgeous Tiny surpasses PeeWee's Playhouse and a whole lot of other stuff. Yay!

[mallamace]

yes

[blazer61]

GREAT Ep! I liked the spoof, and just love the looks that Unicow gives the camera!

[Lexphoto]

Kiko is so funny. Shes the type of comedian that would stay in character all day long just to drive her friends crazy lol. Too funny!

[tazjam12]

Hmm... not enough making fun of Dick Semen, but hopefully Lick Poop can feel better about his name. Learn to speak Engrish, FANTASTIC! Sorry Unicow.

[RupertDuffy2321]

...Didn't Unicow and Panda switch personagies? O:

[dogsstuff]

nope

[nanjagana]

they switched in broken fun but the set is new and not broken so they are back as themselves.

[tormusfx]

hahaha nice one, i love kiko

[SamIamb]

FYI, I have just received a translation of what "Professor Zuiikin" is saying in this episode, in case you are interested:

"I received the anal probe.

(in Japanese)

If you are abducted by English speaking space aliens, you can use this handy lesson to communicate with them. Practice this lesson every day."

[x30175]

space arians? 8)

[willberb]

Please do not make fun of the Japanese sexy dancer English teachers. They have changed my life. Their perkiness and pluck convinced me to reach for the stars and now I am in school to be a chicken debeaker at the chicken plant.

[kotkavuori]

Poor unicow!

[iberollin]

Unicow needs to be put on suicide watch. Seriously.

[kotkavuori]

ABSOLUTELY AWESOME remake of the good ol stuff! :D

[SamIamb]

"Let's just skip to Diet, shall we?"

"Oh, yes, Cownicorn have diet. He was squished by two thousand ribs."

"I have no idea what you're saying."

[nanjagana]

not "ribs"

it's "LBS"

like "2,000 LBS" but said with a kiko accent :)

[TheRiddler8]

wow, that had the HOTEST kiko ever!!! kiko, i want to..do you. i mean, just rail the hell out of you.

(nice vid, 5 stars)

[satyr72]

This episode disturbed me. Im not sure why, but it did. My head hurts.

kiko is getting older and she needs to be a tiny bit more exciting. if u agree say "I" and why does she say "