Ever Wonder What Sounds A Turtle Makes During Sex?

[arceus121121]

Of course i wondered that! Why wouldn't I?

[HH6]

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[SquinkiesLover]

My small red eared slider turtle makes noise too,but doesn't have a companion.(She's a female!)My auntie says she makes cat noises,whispers and etc.

[mmafyasco]

same face & noise I make ! lol

[mrsunny1808]

sounds cute!

[MDthornton83]

Turtles make some strange sounds.

[shadeskar]

that awkward moment when both the top comments are the same...

[KonekoKat]

I feel Filthy.....absolutely filthy.

[randumbguy8239]

@KonekoKat your just a virgn... next...

[KonekoKat]

@randumbguy8239 LMAO How exactly does that make me a virgin? Are you offended?

[randumbguy8239]

@KonekoKat cuz you feel filthy from softcore turtle porn haha

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

it's Justin Bieber!!! :D

[NixonTragedy]

*takes notes*

[TheAlmightyBabyDrago]

LOL

[MrGabreil322]

sounds like old people

[areeuhshay]

sounds like my boyfriend during sex!!!!

[SusaWP]

@areeuhshay

Man I feel fucking sorry for you haha!!!

[BrooklynJEW7]

This is so disturbing 

[KaTyBaBeH]

tortoise noises are so much more funny. it's like a low, retarded voice.

[sidandhollow]

omg i have 2 turtles in my back yard and they naver make that noises they just growel

[1adoremusic]

omg lol!!!

[MyTurtlePissedOnMe]

that noise tho..

[SoundlyAwakeTonight]

That was cute xDDD

[Cwalker014]

there's a vagina in the turtles mouth (:

[triangulargiraffes]

lmfao

[Daisy4Loka]

The inside of the turtle's mouth looks like a VAGINA! LOL

[AustenHasMotive]

@Daisy4Loka Only, you know, with teeth.

[mepicaelsobaco]

ok but wtf is up with the subtitles? lol

[The1337BBQ]

bottles

[ChillyPepperPro]

It's funny how so many have watched this video.. Do people randomly search for turtleorgasms?

[MissLivelyfe]

@ChillyPepperPro do you/.... i saw it on the side it i wanted 2 know

[molly1002]

Male Turtle: OH YEAAH!!!

Girl Turtle: =|

XD Just Win...just a pure win! XD

[xLavenderBlossomx]

sounds nothing like justin yall are so dumb -_-

[itubeman678]

@xLavenderBlossomx You're an idiot... It's a JOKE...

[xLavenderBlossomx]

@itubeman678 pull your head out of your ass. some of these morons are actually serious when insulting him.

[itubeman678]

@xLavenderBlossomx Facepalm...

[AngelDecemberDask]

@xLavenderBlossomx Close enough. Justin sounds like hes 8 and has no talent

[xLavenderBlossomx]

@AngelDecemberDask he never sounded like he was 8, go look up recent vids of him. and you're a complete retard for saying he doesn't have talent he posted vids of himself singing and playing instruments on youtube. stupid cunt

[killallsuvivors]

thumbs up if u masturbated

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

damn, thats creepy as fuck.... had no idea a turtle could make sounds like that. seems so out of place.

[tinyshadow12345]

Dude turtle: Oh fuck!

Girl turtle: And um...like.. Are you fucking serious? I dont even know you. And am i supposed to be like...enjoying this? I dont even feel anything...

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

It sounds like the guy from american dad when the son has a tennis lesson LOL! XD

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

Get in there moi son! XD

[mileymilk295]

The Girl turtle look like she had a blast. -___- Not.

[BBEC92]

BAHAHAHAHAJAHAJJAJHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­HAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

... ahhh

[Killingglorie]

Dear god that was funny

[kicaipavle]

jp wants to be a turtle:)

[ODSTScoppyElite]

1:48 " AHH...AHH...pause..*jizz*" ROFLMFAO!! XD

[jaimeepizzazz]

I don't think it's cute. it grosses me out A LOT. sadly :(

[MusicallyCompatible]

I WAS LOOKING UP TURTLE NOISES AND THEN STARTED WATCHING TURTLE PORN XD IT GAVE ME A HARD ON AND THEN I STARTED DOING IT WASHING MACHINE STYLE WHILE PLAYING THE GUITAR WITH MY ASS.

[mintsafterfish]

that guys commentary ruined this video

[starfirefan1999]

ITS SINGING! XD

[Laubarnes]

watching the presenters were more awkward than watching turtles have sex

[loz1023]

TORTOISE!

[loz1023]

these are tortoise

[sirwilliboy]

53 Dislikes are Turtles.

[ilikeraul]

"I know turtles are slow, but this guys been working for a while" Ahhh xD

[jodesonata]

xDDD!!!

[ilikebearz]

LULZ

[squeegybeckinhyme]

hahahahahaha omg I cannot stop laughing. that was just hilarious.

[step0m]

I like turtle

[iDayVin]

Climax at 1:22 was FUNNY! XD Guy: Was that where it happened? Girl: I guess so?! Hahahaha!

[toasterfriends]

That's the best noise ever.

[radioguysbrother]

how do turtles have sex? i mean the shells? explain plz!

[SpiffyChee]

a face this guy gets all the time

[DarkChiiTheme]

0:28 *awkward silence* xD I lol'd a litle bit there

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

how the fuck did i get to this?

[Manofaction0]

I heard that sound in some bushes the other day. Now I know what it was.

[JimmyJamzies]

that turtle lady reminds me of my first wife. LOL...JJ

[MadDeAngelo]

Someone needs to add some decent porn music to this video please.

[Akaryusan]

lol such a cute noise XD

[Blindsider17]

It's a freaking Tortoise you MORONS!!!

[malletboo]

Her face is like "Can you hurry this up already?"

[RRBvampgrl]

XDDDD But, wh would someone film a turtle having sex? XDDDDD lol

[TheNotoriousforlife]

omg what a sound just wanna cry

[shibbiguy95]

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[unelmitchell]

rush limbaugh

[Hipboy125]

i caught my sister masturbating to this....

[Chaaarge]

@Hipboy125 my mom caught me masturbating to this

[JimmyJamzies]

LOL...worse...I caught my mom masturbating to this! LOL...JJ

[metalbat1]

i thought the female should make the noice

[killertellitubby]

she's like "meh, i've had better"

[bellahowly]

the female seems to be enjoying it

[SuperBattleFranky]

I thought that reaction that women always had...

[pinythepinball]

Justin Bieber ???

[WELABAYBEE]

lmfao this is fuckin WEIIIIRDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[123Peppers123]

What The FReAK!

[blackhawkwm]

Sounds like justine bieber

[razorbladescutme]

@blackhawkwm looks like justin bieber

[kghsbassboy]

must be like a manly turtle roar

[19494]

no i never wondered ? ''/

[coolfire203]

that guy had an akward moment

[StickedJJ]

The female like usual looks bored during this process

[shadowluigia]

a turtle that hises can make that sound

[SupraNirvana]

wtf lol i saw a vid the the tortise did that sound while humping a shoe lol

[jinxed43]

That's fucking adorable.

[TooSweeet]

lol omg i am crying from laffing so hard

[DutchRudder199]

ehh.... that is hilarious!

[Doublearts0004]

roflmaoooo

[SkyUchihaxX]

She's like "-.- god I hate this" lol

[pikky1tru]

sounds kinda like a baby whining.......lol....strange

[Marsh388]

They are just like humans...only atleast with a human woman she'll fake it to give the man SOME dignity.

[wezzy2222]

wht tha fuck did i just watch 2:47???

[219phillip]

lolz

[219phillip]

lolz

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Hahaha poor female turtles, thankfully human females have other options than their male counterparts, hahahah

[gh4pwner]

im so glad to be the guy, the pleasure is all mine ;)

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Your a virgin!

[iAmTheLastOlympian]

I keep craughing *crying laugh* it's so fuckin funny XD I keep laughing sohard!

[iAmTheLastOlympian]

XD I almost peed in my pants watching the male turtle LMFAO!!!!!

[HeatnixSimon]

LMAO TURTLE ORGASM

[explodingkitty]

I think I was turned on.

(just a little bit)

[Freddirector]

If that male turtle was black, then the female turtle would of been screaming.

[GoodAngel445]

Did anyone else see the thing in his mouth moveing. Is that an airway or something? BTW the turtel sounds like a baby. Thats what creeps me out the most.

[darkgizzy]

tee hee XD

[termiblaster]

the female turtle reaction was priceless!!

[metaldragonwarrior]

omfg that turtle is freaking out

[skaterbelicus]

the reaction of the commentators is epic

[unelmitchell]

now we know how rush limbaugh looks like when he is geting pounded by a male turtle. priceless !!!

[xstephxdee]

EW DISTURBING.

[nukester]

male turtle: uh uh uh uh uh...c,mon baby...

female turtle: -gives look- GET IT OVER WITH!

[czf21]

animalaty

[thatbolivianchick]

haha turtles are silly

[giotheguitarist]

wow... i wanst amazed, that just scared me all night man now i keep dreaming of a turtle doing that huauhauhauhauhahu shhhhhhhhit

[EbunnyEthereal]

i was gonna say it sounds like an asian chick in a porno,but a) the sound they make is far more annoying and b) possibly creepier than this turtle, who does indeed sound like a toddler with asthma. almost cute, till u see the visual. not cute. SCARY. lol

[GoodAngel445]

It sounds like a baby 0.0

No wonder the female isn't haveing fun

[Aanzhen]

Oh good lord...

I think I saw this on Around The Net..I laughed like hel!!

[coopkiller123]

FuNnY

[morcegotrop]

disturbing... nice

[adriansiam]

you are stupid your show is stupid. get a job

[SpinnazDawg]

Um...

[coopkiller123]

it sounds like he is FARTING......LOL

[TheNewGuy03]

TURTLESECKS

|the kid|

[kejihatake]

how would you know? you perv. haha

[Lollipop1905]

That female turtle thinks: When is this shit done ? XD lol

[ChristinaWatkinson]

lol I saw this at a zoo one time, but the turtle's moaning wasn't so childish sounding, the turtle was like 400 pounds and was like "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... UHHHHHH"

[2meneastside]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha ive jus watched da initial 2 seconds of da sex and am laffin mad hard i cant proceed watchin da whole video aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah­ahaha

[kriccistarr]

sounds like cheesy 80s porn

[PapaChipi]

He's like, "TAKE IT ALL, B*ATCH!"

LOL

[FourthDerivative]

That is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen

[corvette114]

no offence to mikey but he sounds like michael jackson lol... >.>

[crazy2345]

Female turtle: Must be a first timer screwing. Seesh.

Male turtle: FUCK YEA! Then Uhhh.... *orgasm sounds*

[Dante69v]

la tortugita le ponia (Y)

[sexygothgorrilla]

the female turtle didnt like it cause she's all like, i had better.lol.

[Jimijazz181]

omg he winks at 1:50

[Brawlhero]

turtle gets rammed by 2 turtles xxxturtles(dot.)com lol dont actually go to it

[arjun559]

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah

thoze stupid pporno comments

[pragzter]

lmao!

[CrabKing88]

He came at 1:21! And she's still not satisfied! Lol

[Disturbed9696]

LOLOLOLOL

[jrvslam]

in added this to my favourites!LOLinstant access to turtlr(tortoise)porn!HAAH

[danilafalaleev]

This is beyond awesome. I'm hard.

[1fstHF]

hahahahaha WTF

[emirberil]

it was very disturbing but hilarous

[cnsparrot]

What the hell did I just watch ?

[folo123ful]

dude im very disturbed now 0_e wow

[muntasir20]

lol shes lik -_- are u dont yet

[MyKiCkNtOoNiE]

LMAO. The Chick is just like.... Chop chop. Hurry it up..

[AF025]

OMG I DIED LAUGHING XD

[000ZetyN]

the girl's all like O___O

=__=

[jfbscarface85]

lmaooooooooooooo

[videoboygeorge]

whos the female? haha

[TakiMM]

hahahaha :'D dont be so mean :DD!!

[A86]

Lol, I wasn't. I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan. I was trying to be funny. I guess facetiousness doesn't translate well sometimes on the Internet.

[MyKiCkNtOoNiE]

Hell fucking no. I'm telling you its sooo not

[A86]

I know, I was joking.

[fruits21989]

omg its so cutte, ^.^

[Studddder]

OMFG You can see his esophagus!?

[4D1A6Z]

LMAO wtf!?

[QueenChocky]

it sounds like a baby

[GothicxDeathxGirlx85]

haha dat waz funny!

dude it just sounded wrong on so many levels but it waz funny 2 watch! lol

it waz a bit weird 4 mi but im ok!

[Sidalee600]

This is weird....lol.

[ChaosAndCupcakes123]

Turtle porn!