Street Life Uk - Glasgow

[mrjamessneddon72]

"Wane A ma palz" Wiz a story teller, an his stories hid tae be herd!

[annieleigh11]

@boocurrie

Pendant: It appears you cannot spell either.

* a lot wiser than you

*Like a gypsy

Also, your grammar leaves A LOT to be desired.

[boocurrie]

@cuuyff1987

a lot wiser that you you tiny peckered english mutant

what does it feel like you pug ugly retard to :

dress liek a gypsey

have a cock the size of small worm

be a virgin at 22 ( you are not allowed to class your dad fingering your stinking ass as losing your virginity)

and finally not able to spell?

ta ta muppet

[chewindafat019]

glasgow is the murder capital of western europe, am a the only wan thats a wee bit proud?

[rydomart911]

@chewindafat019 why.

[Cruyff1987]

@chewindafat019 liverpool worse,an other european places aswell u sound like a tit for saying that,not like this lot a gangsters just a bunch of drunk teenage smackheads stabbing each other up

[chewindafat019]

@Cruyff1987 am just saying, it was the murder capital of europe and a wiz just sayin a wiz proud, wits it tae u anyway?

[stumcg123]

this guys a wee liar, i bet he actually has no pals or anythin n he went on this show to make it look like he did the wee tadger, i mean look at him he definetaly has a boyfriend. fuckin little pillow biter.

[burooo]

Now we know why they are called NEDS.

[mrsmerrygold112]

@karezza6 im fae glasgow and naw thyr no aw overweight and ugly whr u fae probaby skanky england, jst shut up&stop stereotyping&judging people you dont know, scottish people arent all drunk and beggers im no okay?!

[Cruyff1987]

@mrsmerrygold112 how can a jock talk about the english being skanks?

[Deathlock257]

@CavemanCoochie

OMG XDDD The transcribed audio is hilarious!!!

[GaiaTimesPerpetuity]

The government is failing out people on the UK. We should all vote UKIP and stand together. So we can put this ned and other faggy "cultures" they created to death

[szerdahelyigyerek007]

am watchin this the 100th time and still dont understand lol

[speedkills91]

" asdlkjjjasldkjasdjh, alskdjlakksaldjqwekjalsd. lakjsldj? alskdlakjdjl! lkajlkdjas..."

[cnaptakmockba]

why are so many Glasgow males homosexual?

[cherrywood2000]

Turn on the transcribe audio subtitles, it's hilarious

[blazecronik2011]

wtf is this brudda saying

[alastairmctavish]

Fucking crap attitude this kid has... respect is all about brutalizing anyone who challenges you? This kid ever learned about real friendship, about working and making a living? Shame really, must have awful parents

[katkoot229]

no he has no parents

[alastairmctavish]

@katkoot229

Did they abandon him? Or kick him out when he was young? Shame what's happening to our people they used to be fucking warriors.

[l3awjawz]

@alastairmctavish Typical mentality of schemies where your worth is measured on how many heads you've smashed in. Fortunately there is a world away from that outside these places.

[p1an0hands]

His mouth has been full of peanut butter this ENTIRE video!

[incsouljha1]

fuckin mug

[crapediem999]

this is old mahn,glesgaws calmed down now,cum visit us :D

[BabyKieransParty]

@crapediem999 Im thinking to move to Glassgow in march. I got a one year old. do you think its a top city to live and go to school in?? Is there much for the small kids like center play groups. Are people nicer then the english? Right now Im living in england and the people are very cold hearted here. I cant stand it even got people complaining to the councel for singing and playing with my son too loud.

[voltsbass]

@BabyKieransParty move to the scottish borders good area for kids. your only ever an hour away from the citys down there anyways

[rydomart911]

@voltsbass scotttish borders would be a nice place to stay, but theres nothing there.

[cannoir]

CHAVS

[bgrosval]

i can't understand a single thing he is saying.

[BabyKieransParty]

@bgrosval Why not hes speaking english

[ItsJillianM]

Audio transcription barely got a word right :L

[tonysmith1990]

check out edinburgh rap

youtube.com/watch?v=-zp-cHSSdX­c

[UnkyTii]

@ganjamuffinz2k11 bawbag! Half u English welts don't even speak your own language down there!

[MrXtrik]

therese the fucking subtitles?

[SurfistaCamad]

'we're gonna make you harder' yeah glasgow full of poofs

[weeneldo]

"Wan ae ma pals goat caught aff them and goat kicked in the face...wis actually quite funny"

[KGlovesNR]

@weeneldo what?? why ya talkin about goats

[devandy]

Who's paying for that little arsehole's braces?

[voltsbass]

@devandy  the nhs

[diana95703788]

Yes...you live your life the best you can, young man...do your best and keep away from bad people. Stay true to yourself and what is best for you. It is possible.. My parents emigrated us from Glasgow many many years ago, but i have fond memories of it..very much. It is possible to have a good life there if you keep away from that horrible drug scene etc. All the best.. Proud to be Scottish here in auz...

[bighardscouselad]

glasgow is just...oh god....just, its just disgusting. i mean its one thing to be scottish but to be brought up in glasgow you may aswell just kill yourself 

[herpingeeK]

i don't understand shit he sayin' :D

[stephenmiller1000]

@BurlingamE open your ears ya prick

[herpingeeK]

@stephenmiller1000 are you serious? you actually understand this?

[jebus0000000]

I don't give a fuck about you little wankers cause I am a drunken troll and I don't give a fuck about your street life. I'm sitting here in front of my computer and I'm getting wasted and I ain't scared! Come and get me LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!

[007bondspy]

YOU LTTLE RAT FACED MONKEY ........I'VE LAUGHED AT YOU .....GANGSTA

[sleadman1]

I don't understand the majority of what this cat is saying

[TheGlowingKnight]

Why do people want to live these lifestyles? Why not get an education, learn to socialize, go out explore the world, meet new people. and get a good future?

[29iceskater]

i can't understand this. weird dialect

[l3awjawz]

@SHABLABADINGDONG15 The north of Scotland is a lot quieter than the Glasgow area. What town did that happen in?

[MrNellie2200]

Watch with Transcribe Audio captions.

[MrOrthodoxWorldwide]

what the fuck was this about?? This batty boy describing his sex life? Did not comprehend a word he said.

[geopyt]

it isnay funny

[Ganjamuffinz2k11]

this prick soundz wierd as fuck all northen places in uk got realy anoying accents adsepted south england london bristol devvon evry where down here are completly understandable

[CaptainAmerica322]

I'm American, I understood all of this.

[LatinBloodSouthSide]

wtf is this hahahahaha

[foreverarose13]

@Above17years English but is Scottish just a diff accent

[lolcatmisso]

haha, i could NAT understand shit

[LegitMeow]

no idea what hes saying

[PeetaMellarkismylife]

We r all proud of our heritage here and if ur no happy well fuck off

[PeetaMellarkismylife]

CH14life

eh fuck no im from glasgow and im not fucking retarded so shut up just there is a few gangs doesnt mean we r all twats

[above17years]

What language is he speaking in?

[gdnns]

hes just made us look like a bunch a fannies his name is tonyy he hangs about town as a heel kicker fuckin wee tool

[CH14life]

fuck glasgow piece of shit all you see is neds or uneducated ppl

[scott053]

@CH14life well compared to london i loved the place and the people treated me as one of their own.

[rmd247]

What a dump

[blankpageblank]

Gotty love Glasgow. I couldney live anywhere else.

[Huibon71288]

Its not hard to understand.... (from London)

[BookaBrazii973]

WTF did he just say(I'm from America)?!!!

[dangermouse734]

Im from glasgow it is quite like what hes saying

[chazza010]

lol i love the comment ''im english and i can understand MOST of it'' hilarious! i was in scotland not long ago, went into a fish and chip shop and could not understand a word, just said a hopeful yes to all their questions :) got wat i ordered in the end so it seemed to work lol

[XaminehBR]

Glasgow needs english spelling schools! (without scottish accent, ofcourse)

[BlueFire573]

@XaminehBR mibi england needs schools teaching scots.

[jwplater]

@XaminehBR no they don't

[meman887]

@XaminehBR Oh does it? Well then that's funny considering I write and speak in English you moron, plus further more I was born in Glasgow. :)

Think your the one who needs spelling lessons, considering you can't type and I quote "ofcourse" and "scotland" (supposed to be a capital letter S).

[XaminehBR]

@meman887 Ohhh come on champ, dont be mad! I'm just telling what I think, I'm not trying to change people's thoughts or trying to harass someone... Anyway, if you take a look at the posts, you will see a lot of people saying the same shit i did, so relax, go fishing of something, champ!

[bluebells420]

He don't need to worry his pals battered everyone lol

[kalvaza]

"People don't realise that if you stab someone, they could die".

Now, I knew neds were pretty thick...

[wullym5559]

its true i stay 5mins away fa that him u fucking turds u dont know shit wit goes on in glasga u fuckingenglish bastards wully wallace tea baged the lot A YEEEZ yasssss white powaaaaaaaa≧▽≦

[youngrollers]

@wullym5559 Aww minted, this made me piss masel ! Ahaha.

[tingod99]

i would like to stab him in the right place, but not with a knife

[gangstalyf2011]

uk niggas aint shit this lil bitch ass nigga wouldnt last 1 minute in az or ca hoodz

[l3awjawz]

@gangstalyf2011 He's white ya daft cunt.

[beverage2008]

@gangstalyf2011 say tht tae a neds face in glesga.. yid git yir heed caved in m8

[dontEVERsleep1]

ya wee gimp! you wer in nae gang!

talkin shit like this will get u stabbed!

bad acting

[anglosaxons100]

subtitles plz. Can't understand a word! lol

[MrGND1]

i think his pal battered him

[gavrfc09]

@yousif221000 maybe when you speak english and not your own fucking language then you will understand.

[chigga1996]

what the fuck is he saying ?

[Peppepoppldoppl]

Fucking Swedes watch this

[leemillar141]

im from fife and i understand him most of u must be english or somthing ??? lol

[MarvellousMuffin]

@leemillar141

Yes, one of the guys was from France. I could put in a description of it in the comments but I'd flood them.

[illSlapYaMamYaTwat]

the Scottish bastards, they should just stick to throwing tree trunks and eating quaker oats

[scotland1989able]

@illSlapYaMamYaTwat :O are u fukin serious? get tae fuk ya dirty english cunt. go and watch some morris dancing vids if u dont want to see scottish people

[sixchildren100]

@scotland1989able Lmao brilliento aye you tell the nuggit pal..

[sixchildren100]

@illSlapYaMamYaTwat Great name ya english TWAT...Or as we would call you a stinkin nob-end hahahaha.

[tichergeorge]

@illSlapYaMamYaTwat would you like some fish and teacup of stfu?:D

[missjellybaby84]

@illSlapYaMamYaTwat al eat yer maws porridge oats n leave her quakin ya cunt ye ;) ptogtfo ya bam stick

[illSlapYaMamYaTwat]

@missjellybaby84 Hey ya carnae speak to me like that - I'll wrap that kilt round ya neck ya wee bastard.

[MrMadCadden]

@illSlapYaMamYaTwat you should stick to morris dancing and being a tea drinking crumpet eating nonce

[TheIc3z]

lol at the end it was quite funny actually LOL

[missjellybaby84]

@TheIc3z lol loved that tae m8

[m4rkyboy]

People from Glasgow can't understand me.

[Easy940]

Can someone tell me what he said ? Its a bit hard to understand his scottish accent..

[scotland1989able]

@Easy940 do u want me to write everything the kid said?

[zxxscremoownsxxz]

this is aload of shite im glaswegian and i have never carried a lockback or a knife and i never want to

[scotland1989able]

@zxxscremoownsxxz liar. :)

[mimidhodho]

pardon? didn't understand

[ThaClownStudios]

gangs in UK? wtf....

[scotland1989able]

@ThaClownStudios -_- some of u americans seriously know fuk all about the rest of the world. ure better off just living in yer bubble munching ure burgers

[ThaClownStudios]

@scotland1989able I'm not even american sir so calm your ass down. I just didn't know gang's were in UK.

[scotland1989able]

@ThaClownStudios why would gangs not be in the uk? there is gangs in every corner of the world. did u think people in the uk just sit about drinkin tea and munching biscuits. there just isnt blacks driving about shooting at eachother. it just pisses me off some of the stuff yanks come out with on utube. like there was a video of a riot in burgerking and a yank said "burgerking in scotland lol since when" yanks in general just have little knowledge of the rest of the world.

[mgsfan15]

@scotland1989able Everyone eats burgers.

[scotland1989able]

@mgsfan15 O.o looool i know that i was joking. just a stereotype

[NewDayStudios]

@ThaClownStudios sadly their are gangs in the uk, mostly their just punk chavs hanging around in groups causing trouble

[123789s1]

What kind of fucking language is he speaking?

[sumofat5]

What?

[mrfunkyfresh1]

What the fuck is he saying?

[carmelokm]

I WOULD RATHER SHUT UP THAN TALK LIKE THIS BOY:)wow...what an accent..hahahahaha

[shawnyboie]

my ancestors are scottish im from cape breton we have a similar accent

[hotboy844]

I no him but not seen him since a was 15 if u look at this comment tony my face book page is helena mcr lyons

[jamesyiy]

@KirstieDylon its not there place to understand let them talk about it just remember to vote independent

[sarabower1]

I know that if this punk tried to rob me I would literally tear him limb from fucking limb after I punched his fucking face in.

I'm I'm a 105 lbs female

[PerignonPop]

@sarabower1 One rapid jab from a blade to the wrong part of your neck from a wee lad as featured and you go down squirting claret from your jugular. And quickly die. So stop talking pish Madam, ehh?

[sarabower1]

@PerignonPop Thats why I carry a gun and blast this goof full of holes intill it was a fucking rag doll/

and you as well if you wanted a go

[PerignonPop]

@sarabower1 Niiiice. You're a touch of class Mademoiselle. I'm no about to pour any petrol on your raging bonfire. All the best wee lamb. x

[excessvidz]

wtf r u talkin about

[KirstieDylon]

FUCKING HATE AW THESE ENGLISH BASTARDS TAKIN THE PISS ON HOW WE TALK! GO FUCK YER MAW YA INBREED BASTARDS! IF I CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND A GEORDIE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND US!

[PatentApplied]

Hard to understand, however it is quite understandable.

However, Americans, Australians and Canadians might find it a bit complicated because they never really get in touch with such forms of English. But as you lads seem to understand Texan-English, then you have the capability of understanding this, that is far easier to get.

[GeeinItYaldii]

Am fae glasgow, believe it or not he was being quite proper there.

[NorthernerMatty123]

@DamianFinch He's Scottish so basically he speaks a retarded form of English which is hard to understand.

[dylmason2k7]

@NorthernerMatty123 retarded? Rofl, it's called an accent you Stupid idiot, Please stay in school.

[Halldisa]

I'm english and I can understand most of it if I just pay attention :-) stupid people why watch if you just gonna moan about it

[lama101]

@Halldisa you just proved every1s point "i'm english and i can understand MOST of it" say no more...

[Halldisa]

@lama101 soo? there are some totally unique words/pronunciations in there. but MOST of it is just accent and understandable.

[MCshlthead]

@MizJohanaah blibbling flibbles

[Mrtaman96]

I didn't get a fucking world of it

[MultiCaca77]

SPEAK ENGLISH!



[Dny3p3r]

talks like predators

[smallrossy]

lol @ these cunts being able to understand

[yousif221000]

it would be useful if there was a subtitle button

[sweetsixteenbabeX]

@yousif221000 WELL THATS GLASGOW FOR YOU STUPID

[matthewbarnes89]

Hahahahahahaha.wee fuckin kreep tawkin pure shite:))

[shnako]

This video needs them lyrics written down for normal people to understand!

[strangelylucky]

@shnako @yousif221000 fuck up ya wee cunt, don't fuckin watch a video about scotland if you don't want tae know any'in' about the fuckin place

[shnako]

@strangelylucky

Aren't you strangely stupid ? :) 

[strangelylucky]

@shnako shnako? fuckin stupid name, now beat it but don't go ome cause i'm about to fuck your maw

[shnako]

@strangelylucky You'll have the right to talk about sex after you grow some pubes :) Till then, train your right arm :)

[andrewh817]

Damn, this guy might as well be speaking Gaelic for how much I understand of him.

[BoyMakaveli]

"Ma pal cracked em and then ma pal got him, then ma pal had a gun to his head, Overall, Ma pal was the one that did it all. I just seen it and thought i'd take credit for telling the media aboot it".

[ownagefight]

proud to be from glasgow! lmfao, the best of glasgow.

just to say im from glasgow and in no way is it like this all the time.

if u are friends with these types of people then u should be beaten up.

[PatentApplied]

@ownagefight Precisely.

[sarabower1]

I wouldn't be scared of this poof thats for sure

[scotland1989able]

@sarabower1 lol hes a victim. he even says "sometimes in gangs and all that. they do pick on the weakest person to make them like tougher. we're going to make u harder we're going to get u to fight with us. and then thats when they try and bully u and all that. sometimes that did happen to me"

[MrMadCadden]

@sarabower1 yeah yeah,i beleive you,mrs internet warrior,LOL

[ultimatebuzz1]

@MrMadCadden haha see you have met the lovley miss bower such a classy woman . she is the biggest internet warrior on here said im getting done in that was about a month ago yet here i am still typing this lol she's full a pish just like the wee guy in this video

[MrCrusader363]

Im English and i can understand him

[cotcaughtmerged]

In English please!

[ZxReAcTiiOnZx]

ENY 1 WHO ISNT SCOTISH WONT HAVE A CLUE WHAT HE JUST SAID LOL I KNOW EVRY WORD OF IT............FREEDOM LOL

[ZxReAcTiiOnZx]

ENY 1 WHO ISNT SCOTISH WONT HAVE A CLUE WHAT HE JUST SAID LOL I KNOW EVRY WORD OF IT

[scotland1989able]

@iRednaz why the fuk would they go to dallas what r u talkin about? these kids dont fight with guns. its the same if u put "some nigga" in glasgow he would get slashed and his heed jumped on. fact.

[Andy97402]

tht mad guy tht sed nigga woud clock THEY ASS is probably sum wee cunt white boy hillbilly shite fukin idiot

[JakezUK]

HES A FUCKING MUPPIT ! I SEEN 10 YEAR OLDS THATD MAKE HIM EAT BRICKS

[savdnb]

clock they ass?

doesn't even make sense! go back to school 

[savdnb]

@iRednaz

who the fuck wants to go to dallas, people from dallas dont wanna be in dallas.

like i said Mug