Nude in San Francisco

[DancingSpiderman]

Merry Mary.... I'd LVOE to sample yer Clam Chowder. You'd be so pretty without the towel. C'mon.

[granolanutpunch]

Damn! Nice bod. Cute face too, good personality... that adds up to me wanting to see under your towel.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@granolanutpunch Oh goodie, cuz I love math!

[granolanutpunch]

@MerryMaryTravelogues You do? Okay then, what do you call 2 polar bears + one melting iceberg? An Al goreithm.

No? Well suck it stingy because that's the best math joke I can come up with sober.

[granolanutpunch]

@MerryMaryTravelogues I totally forgot about this video until you replied but I gotta say. Holy shit, girl! That is a really sexy vid. You're a little hottie!

... and I sounded like a toothless moron. "lemme see under yer towel. Derh!" Egh. Fckn Jackass. I hope I was drunk when I wrote that.

[dd5k]

show your boobs 

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@dd5k You first. 

[dd5k]

@MerryMaryTravelogues deal! should i shave them first?

[SpartanCXVII]

Wait wait wait. I live in the Bay Area...What Nude Beaches?

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@SpartanCXVII Here's the guide my friend: sfbg(dot)com/nudebeaches

[OZTLC40]

boring

[MrLeegeorgiou]

dont forget the sunscreen

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[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@MrLeegeorgiou Might need a little help with that. 

[mindscan420]

bitch drop the towel or stfu

[hors245]

evrey time that i see some girl with towel i get horny even if she no so sexy it still make me erection

[putdownan8dude]

why do you act like a fake person,with those fake giggles and stuff

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@putdownan8dude Nothing fake here! LOVE YOU.

[Berry88082]

your so eklabush .. eskempertush .. pushpush ,, :P WTF!!!!

[MsPamAnn]

These homosexuals are putting Americans at risk for AIDS. They probably still have AIDS or other infectious diseases, and they are sitting on these public benches spreading their diseases to children and others. When will America crack down on these homosexuals? They are destroying our society. We need to create a "Dept of Mental Health for Gays and Lesbians". They are truly demon-possessed, devil worshipping, demonic, perverted, sociopathic people. Get the penises out of their rectums.

[QuantumDriel]

@MsPamAnn Here's an even better idea.... GET THE TROLLS OFF YOUTUBE!! (and yes this means you).

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@QuantumDriel The trolls need some wholes to lurk in, maybe we can dig it for them?

[indigoinut]

wish she was nude

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@indigoinut Hmmmm. LOVE YOU. 

[TheSresta]

person!!!!!

make actual nude pictures

like make your towel drop in the middle or somethin

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@TheSresta LOTTA LOVE, and uh, hmmmm.

[calfdawg]

wow mary. you're breathtaking

[afrika18]

This bitch is getting fucked by 18" cocks on a nightly basis. This is her way of getting back at the world for being the property of any man with the right size pecker. Is your dick bigger than 18"? Make a date and she is yours.

[Silvertip42O]

why is everyone disliking? did you really expect her to be naked? :P

[iBossAll]

young version of susan boyle

[changdae11]

you are really beautiful...

[Ecl1ps33]

I would do things all night long.....

[ZaeemIslamSoldier]

ewwwwww

[RaiKonCA]

i live in San Francisco, Nude beaches dont exist anymore, all you see is old ass dudes with sagged skin in thier 40's+

[tjoinkz]

Mary is so charmingly sweet

[morningbirdfeeder]

take it off baby, yeehaw!

[hopperz1989]

how many bitch in san francisco?

[siespanol101]

haha fog of pollution

[SesaiaNadaia143]

lol Hot latin blond girl looking for someone to cam with me, come on

[CuddlyBadger]

what a fuckin retard

[0wolfplayer0]

Hi, I'm 12 :D

[tomato1997NiGgA]

keep pressing 8

[geppegep]

what the fuck is this!?

[jfesmire]

459 fools don't like cute, half naked women.

[xShad0wGhostx]

tits or gtfo

[carnypimp]

She can explore my magic stick any day!

[129291912]

you aren't nude

DONT LIE

[sp00ktube]

Still wanna see you naked!!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@sp00ktube And we wanna see YOU naked. LOVE YOU.

[sp00ktube]

@MerryMaryTravelogues You first lol or together on vid chat!!! JK I'm just being funny Mary. Love ya mean it.

[jonb009]

This girl is funny.She is acting like that .000000001% of women who actually drool over 2 inch shrivled penis's. She acts so horny,for almost no reason...kinda like us guys can do(at times).It was'nt the greatest acting,but it was still good enough....& funny.Seems weird for a girl to think like that tho.She is'nt hiding a dick between her legs,is she? If not,this character is more attracted to a penis than any woman in history,lol!Well,that's what women WANT us to believe,anyway. I know better!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@jonb009 Do you? Well. Only small bits of love for you.

[KenMacMillan]

Overdressed.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@KenMacMillan Are you under-dressed then? Hmm. LOVE YOU.

[helvetesund]

I've heard about the fog in Frisco, but damn, I didn't know it was that much! It even covers her whole body!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@helvetesund Conjures the imagination, doesn't it? Love you.

[mattizzlem08]

So about these nude beaches, what're the chances of a private guided tour from Mary? Just throwin out ideas here...

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@mattizzlem08 It would have to come with some insane amount of money... and then, it's just a tour... Fun? LOVE YOU. 

[Berry88082]

@MerryMaryTravelogues love you too.. babe...

[Iyebaka]

@mattizzlem08 Google Baker Beach...

[SaulKord]

Are all these videos so f'ing lame?

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@SaulKord OMG, feelings HURT! Can't stand it. Cry, cry. LOVE YOU. 

[jfesmire]

You are sweet and beautiful. I'm glad I found your channel!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@jfesmire You are more sweet and beautiful for saying so. Love, LOVE, LOVE you.

[Ikerpasillas11]

you are realy hot.....

[minorpayne23]

Alot of people "flock" to San Francisco to jump of the Golden Gate Bridge.

[amthunder1]

Mary, Mary, you need to be NAKED!!!!!!

[raider2190]

i wish i were a god for a day just like Jim Carrey was

[tapanslg1]

show your boobs ...DAMMIT.

[LATINTORPEDO]

damnmit,,,,why can there b a strong wind blowing that towel right off,,,,fuckkkk

[RedTellus]

this girl is blown away

[TR86]

that bitch needs to lose the towel and take a guy or 2 or 4.

[Megabroly]

looks hot :3

[uofl3000]

be less ugly please

[Breeslave]

I want you mary! I want you now you will drop the towel for us please? YOu are the most beautiful travel diva ever! Can we see you in a Bikini sometime?

[ziosfury]

Why,why..you will have all of us men wondering!..lol

[djkirky100]

Drop the towel, Drop it, DROP IT GOD DAMMIT. My jedi mind tricks dont work. Shit.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@djkirky100 Love those jedi mind tricks. ***wink*** love you.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@djkirky100 These ARE the droids you are looking for!

[hippyman96]

i jerk off to this girl. such great tits and body. man im a sad douche. lol

[007beastiboy]

wow so hot :)

would love to see wats inside dat cloth :)

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@007beastiboy Mmm. Gotcha. Love you.

[TheHcomment]

take it off!! :{

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@TheHcomment You first!!! Love you.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@TheHcomment Hmmm. 

[purestr8str]

get back to the kitchen !

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@purestr8str You little epicurean... LOVE YOU.

[vveq]

Hey guys, I think this cutie wants to have a toga party !! TOGA ! TOGA ! TOGA ! TOGA !!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@vveq Count me in!!!! LOVE YOU. 

[iChugCoffee]

Get naked or GTFO!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@iChugCoffee Awe, poor guy doesn't know that doesn't really happen on YouTube... Love you, little guy...

[iChugCoffee]

@MerryMaryTravelogues haha i do, i was just trying to see if i could get a reply, and i did! so thanks for your time

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@iChugCoffee Sweetie, I'm all over ya Love. LOVE YOU! And, thanks for yours.

[2step4nathan]

I'm really fucking confused.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@2step4nathan It's okay, I still... LOVE YOU!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@monkeyBoner773 Blushing! Oh, youtube... Love you.

[BLAZINxKUSH]

personally i think u have an ugly face.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@BLAZINxKUSH Somebody needs a little love. M'kay, M'mah! Love you.

[BLAZINxKUSH]

@MerryMaryTravelogues

sorry but your pretty ugly. i dont like your hair and you have fat round face

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@BLAZINxKUSH You need love long-time! LOVE YOU.

[BLAZINxKUSH]

@BLAZINxKUSH

hun dont get mad at me... im just telling you the truth

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@BLAZINxKUSH Me love's me sum you! LOVE YOU.

[luckyjackrabbit]

were u naked underneath there? cuz it kinda looks like you were...atleast i hope u were...that would make my day..... : )

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@luckyjackrabbit Secret! LOVE YOU.

[weedipikia]

She's too hot. It's not fair.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@weedipikia Thank ya, love muffin! LOVE YOU.

[datzfast]

i bet she has one that is both tangy and sweet at the same time

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@MrFitzy5555 I think y ou musta gotten stuck there.. Love you!

[h0ah0ah0ah0ah0a]

you're too peppy for me. lay off the caffeine.

[MadQuebecois]

Sure ur very pretty but what i like the most about you, is ur voice and sparkling eyes. Nice vid.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@MadQuebecois So LOVE YOU!!!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

@MadQuebecois LOVE YOU, Big time!

[TheNicoya323]

i want u!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

I want you back, @TheNicoya323! LOVE YOU.

[TheNicoya323]

aww thanks!

[teeckard]

Oh! That was just ADORABLE!

WTF?!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Thank you. LOVE YOU!

[randy88moss]

Whoazers!!! A thin great looking babe with great boobs. I'm in love.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Love you back!

[Kerventer]

Okay, Lets drop the towel. I mean - antics and get down to doing it. I mean - business. what the hell, comere doll!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Love you!

[loudonrebel]

thank god she wasn't nude

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

I can love you anyway...

[boyfriendclub]

merry youz a slut n i dun thank it wrong @ all fuck da h8erz stick it tru gurl;*twilight zone**

[lilpimp911]

"Merry Merry where do you live? I wanna make love to you with my rock harded dick. ;)"

♥

[ac23AQ]

bitch has boils' on her ass.........

[joshcrosson]

wait..... i dont think theres a single nude beach in san fran bay area. im near that area and never heard of one.

[bavarikus]

Lady, may I refer to the open minds and suggest some open towels ? :-)))

[evilteen18]

very very nice lol nice body to and ty for telling me that i didnt know that good job ur awsome

Evilteen was here mwhahahaha

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

LOL! Love you.

[dxtf1984]

i have a big erection on you !!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

There's a joke in there...

[dyna73]

socks!!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Now there's a good idea. I'll get sum! LOVE YOU.

[sp00ktube]

I still wanna see whats under that towel!!!!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Dontcha?! LOVE YOU!!!

[olbapymalec]

take it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Oh my!

[JOKERLAD19]

take off that towel and lets fuck ?

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Goodness.

[JOKERLAD19]

u didnt say no tho

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Some things... hmmm.

[freethinkerAtoZ]

okay, sure, thanks and big L word to you too :)

[freethinkerAtoZ]

Oh, and IMO, it is impossible to love everybody. But, good for you, really nice gesture:)

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Thank ya! Big, big love to you!!!

[INDIOIRLANDES]

haaaaaaaaa she is so sexy guaaaaaaaaaaauuuu

[ToxicMayhem12]

plz take off towel

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Hmmmm.

[rudeboyvids]

see her take off the towel at rudeboyvids(.)com

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Liar...

[freethinkerAtoZ]

so you love everybody ..?

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

I try... but some youtubers are easier to love than others... Just ask Tina Fey!

[freethinkerAtoZ]

I hate to bother you any further, but I'm curious. Tina Fey, the 30 Rock girl? Why? What she said?

[MrKyleMac]

In my honest opinion THE hottest and most beautiful girl on you tube!

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Why thank ya! Love you Kyle mac!

[ThunderFly666]

I double that comment.

[mickgolubovic]

This video was almost too enjoyable.

Hope she comes down under, hahaha.

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

We'd LOVE to cover the land downunder! LOVE YOU!

[nicknack257]

45secs of my life im never going to get back.

why are you trying to look cool and talk like your saying shit thats really ... not important on youtube?

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

It's YouTube Paddy-Wack...

[nicknack257]

well, this 45 wasted secs of my life, would've been better spent if you were, um actually naked?

and yea as the guy bellow me mentioned, "you forgot to show your bumber honey"

[dorkturk]

hey! you forgot to show us your bumper, honey

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

Sorry, it's in the trunk, sweetie. LOVE YOU!

[ezetace]

you are lovely =)

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

So are you! Thank you. LOVE YOU!

[adov777]

quanto sei stupida?

[jimmyperkins97]

can you make a sequel ?

[MerryMaryTravelogues]

And what, dear friend, my be in this sequel?

[jimmyperkins97]

well something more interesting.