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  • @Philosoraptor411 it's just a movie. chill.

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  • "it's better, but it's still shitty." perfect

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  • twitards get ready to bash

    this whole movie is a gigantic, twilightized ripoff of Blade. starring wesley snipes.

    the first minute of Blade is the majorly flashy scene of eric's mother delivering this half-vampire that will become the protagonist as the mother gets turned into a vampire.

    This Twilight movie took this 1 minute scene and just stretched it over 2 long unentertaining hours.

    ps. if you plan to contest this statement 1 do ur homework and 2,make educated arguements. no "go die" bs.

  • Yeahhh about that Edward did not sparkle in this movie . How come.? I guess they forgot, I do have to admit that he looks way better in this movie than the rest I love his haircut lol

  • The movie makes the book seem like high art. Stewart once again shows all the acting ability of a wooden spoon.. And again she chews her lip and mouth breathes through the entire thing.The movie is trite and underdramatized, with most of the interesting scenes in the book pared down and watered down til the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers have a more interesting subtext. Here's hoping Kristen invests some of the fortune she raked on this trash for Drama Classes.

  • Haters dont hate the twilight movies....hate the fags (robert paterson)!!!

  • You guys are too funny! But so right on the corny dialogue and inconsistencies in the series!

  • this movie was so bad that i laughed my ass off watching it

  • I hate Isabel. She is a two-face girl! I"m feel sorry for Edward

  • haters gona hateee the twilight movies are so fun lol

  • Edward wasn't a virgin Bella was...

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  • Whether you love or hate the movie, does it really matter? I cant believe people are taking so much time to fight over this. It's ok to like a movie that someone else doesnt like, and vice versa. However, to the people that live in a fantasy world thinking these movies are real and hoping that one day they can be a vampire too... you need a reality check.

  • @kristing44 totally agree

  • @kristing44

    You are so right.....TEAM EDWARD BITCH!!!I liked the movie and if u didnt kiss my ass!

  • @kristing44 YES IT DOES MATTER. IF YOU LIKE THESE MOVIES THAN YOU SHOULD BE SHOT

  • Your reviewers gave a 2.8 pity points.

  • so... sad for y'all but i love the whole series and I'm not 12 yrs.!!!!  good thing we all don't think alike

  • The whole issue of thirst is messy. Jasper attacks Bella because of a papercut but is fine when she's bleeding in the Ballet Studio? And I hate the fact that Bella gets everything what she wants but still feels so sad. I HATE BELLA.

  • I saw the Twilight movie on TV one night and then decided to read the books. Well... it was fun. I mean I laughed almost entire time and even started counting how many times Bella uses 'beautiful' to describe Edward. I don't mind the vampire's yellow eyes and sparkly skin but the plot is so unbelievable. WHY do they go to school? I mean Carlisle could work and the rest could just spend time in their house. WHY don't they fight James when he decided to eat Bella? It was like three against SEVEN.

  • ok i guess it was a great movie and u have to read the book first then talk

  • @ra2oush33

    I read all the books and honestly, I guess it for a certain age group. Like 12 years olds, because that's when I read it, and now I think the books are an embarrassment to my generation.

  • @WixkedLovy You are an embarrassment for your generation.

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  • @ra2oush33 Im not sure that's how you spell that word...

  • You know , posting your opinions in fucking CAPS does not make it any more valid. The movie is terrible, as is the entire franchise. Sadly, no one cares about quality anymore so pieces of shit like twilight actually have a large audience (consisted mainly of 12 y. old girls, but that's entirely different issue).

  • the birth scene scared me loll idc what you guys say i was like o.O

  • I actually liked the movie. This saga has become one of those that people love to hate..

  • Mildly Abusive Relationships based on obsessive possesive feelings. yay.

  • THE MOVIE WAS GREAT I JUST CANT STOP WATCHING IT OH MY GOD LOVE IT BELLA WANT SEX SO BAD LOL.EDWARDS IS SO CUTE WHEN HE SMILE

  • this movie was AMAZING it was so awesome! i dint use to be a diehard fan but now i totallyam!

  • @bryan050593 are you kidding?!

  • Im not fan of the movies either (watched them and dont hate them just not thinking they are great) but i dont agree that the books are terrible...ive read the books tons of times now and i dont think he has...

  • Stupid people. THIS MOVIE WAS THE BEST!

  • You people sound like the type that's the only ones laughing at your own jokes, really smoke some more pot dumb asses this was a book series first. Being red by you people a lot of them under thirteen, do you not understand that was the age at the movies. Either you people are a old ass dumb asses or worst, old ass perverts who want see child porn and show it to children as well. "Go watch an R Rate movie and review that, You High Ass Dumb Ass Old Pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!." Naked wolfs in a PG 13

  • Stupid people this movie was the best one out of all the other ones!And don't go if you know your gonna hate it!!!!!

  • @kristina26843 these are movie reviews...not book reviews..

  • Don't be a hater.

  • w

    twilight rock

  • beaking dawn was the best one and we love twiolght and u do not know what u talking about i hat when they review the movie andmybee u sxhould read the book and stope talki

    ng about what

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    do not know rea+d the books

  • i think is jacob is the cutes and the best

  • the end of the movie made me cry on like part 8 when the baby comes out.

  • i -3 that movie soooooo much and i cant? wait untill prt 2 thumbs up if u feel the same way

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  • i'm? addicted 2 twilight

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  • I think Edward's a load of crap. A +100 year old virgin???? Pfffffffffft Bullshit... pssssshhhhhhhhh

  • If I were in a? position where I had an option to become a vampire, I would. But only if I had gone to college/graduated from Highschool.

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  • Damn? its got drama that's wat makes it hot

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  • luv dis movie!!

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  • While they were passing the trailer part , i was hardly paying attention to the talking in the background . Seems like they were talking about something other than the movie !

  • @daisysantana14 same here!!!!! n definitely it'll take a true twilight lover to relish wat this movie serves!

  • "A lot of meaningful staring" lol!

  • ginger woman is annoying

  • If they knew anything, they'd know Jacob (sometimes) ties his shorts to his ankle when he turns into the wolf. And when they turn into the wolf it shreds their clothes.

  • its strictly for females, I think, and on the whole, the younger lot. Though i think Hank put it best during a episode of Californication when he said something akin to it being "...like bound toilet paper".

  • @GDSgirl97 grow up and accept the fact people will have different opinions than your own. The fact that you admit Twilight is your life is sad. It's just a movie and you sound like those rabid Twihards who actually believe these characters exist. You almost give nuttymadem a run for her money in obsessed fandom behavior.

  • Fuckiiings stupid I hatee youuuuuu .l..l.l.l.l.l.l. FUCK YOUUU!!!!!!!

  • harsh

  • K. THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING AMAZING. THE BOOK IS FUCKING AMAZING. ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN GO DIE,

  • @GDSgirl97 no it was not. It was terrible. Awful. An abomination unto what ever if any deity stuck us on this rock. It's not degrading to women,or men, or cinema it degrades the entire human race. It's terrible and no amount of shouting will ever fix that. Grow up. Then read an actual book. A get off the caps lock it is very annoying.

  • @bryan050593 just sharing my opinon as you are sharing yours. the saga is something i deeply care about. if you read the books you might realize how amazing this series is. but also, i do not care what you think, leave me alone. i think twilight haters are annoying.

  • @GDSgirl97 I read the books. They were terrible as well.

  • @bryan050593 well i diagree.

  • @bryan050593 true...

  • @GDSgirl97 It's just a movie! God! What is wrong with you?!

  • @DAmicoJohnny its not just a movie to me. twilight is a huge part of my life. nothing is wrong with me, for your information.

  • @GDSgirl97

    Good for you

    idgaf if it's your life little tween.

    -_-

  • @Xxcupcake522xx yeah its my amazing life. stop trying to be a burden to it.

  • @GDSgirl97

    Good for you

    twilight sucks anyway

    a depressed bitch gets married

    goes on a honeymoon has a baby and wow.

    -_-

  • @Xxcupcake522xx if you read the books you would know its SO much more than that, but obviosuly your are an ignorant neandrethal that judges a book by its cover.

  • @GDSgirl97 If I want to read the book, I want to know if it's FAR superior to the movies. Not because it "translates the movie."The movies should stand on it's own way. I didn't read the Harry Potter book and I still love the movies because it had a great storyline, acting and characters. This movie had none of those. The story was boring, the acting is poor and the characters are still unlikable. The biggest downfall is that Bella and Ed still have no chemistry (nothing in common).

  • @GDSgirl97 I think you're a little bit obsessive. I think you are way too sensitive. You can't even handle a disagreement over a movie. It's pretty trivial. It's not worth telling someone that they should. I don't think you would say that to their faces. If you would, then jeez. And I'm assuming that you don't really mean that, but even so you went too far.

  • @DAmicoJohnny yes i am obsessive. not sensitive though, its just something that i care about a lot.its not just a movie to me, and yes i maybe did go a bit far but i dont care becuase this is something so important to me. i dont think anybody who is not a fan will never understand so im not going to try and explain it. i will just say that it upsets me when people degrade something so close to my heart.

  • @GDSgirl97 Ok, fine. But it's important to let people express their opinion. And if it really bothers you that much, just avoid it. It's better for everyone involved.

  • @GDSgirl97

    Ahem I couldn't

    even read twilight it was so damn boring

    poor writing poor literature infact to me

    it's not a even a literature. -_-

  • I love the movie and the book, so playa haters be gone!

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  • its awesome so al u idiots shut ur face whole its awesome

  • Any person coming here and expecting *these* folks to give a positive review of the garbage twilight crap are serious idiots and it confirms to the rest of us that they are idiots as we guessed by the fact they actually believe the trash twilight crap "movies" are actually any good.

    Seriously these folks here at whattheflick discuss metaphorical and philosophical questions over the "The Tree of Life" and you expect any kind of NOT negative review of trash like twilight?

  • I'm a fan of twilight and read the books, i liked 3 of them but when i read breaking dawn i just gave up on the series, i hated the book and the movie made me hate it even more. I agree with these ppl

  • I just have to say I LOVE the running commentary they gave all the way through the trailer haha, was perfect for twilight.

  • @darkspeed62: it instantly made me think of Mystery Science Theater.

  • You guys suck!!!!!!!!!!!! Twilight is Awesome and I love all the movies and books!!!!!!!!!

  • I think the cast is guiltless in this situation, the story and script is bad (Melissa Rosenburg, I detest you). Shoot even the hair and makeup is bad. 

  • Continued: they do not know much about real l

  • These critics should read the books before judging a movie they apparently know nothing about!! The movie is based on the books and it is more than staring but apparently these critics do not know the difference of deep

  • @toniboroni123 A good movie should be portrayed in a way that it's entire audience can understand. No matter if you read the book or not. The best films ever created do just that. This film does not. It's their job give a point of view based on the movie. They are movie reviewers not book. the truth is.. It just blows. Stop standing behind such a crappy film. If you love the book then you should be mad it didn't do it any justice.

  • @toniboroni123 I've read the books. In fact before they were as popular as they are now, I read them. I at first liked them. Then I re--read the whole series and promptly began disliking them. I watched "Twilight", "New Moon" and attempted to watch Eclipse but couldn't make it through.

    I agree with the critics, only fans of the series will like the movie. I like the cast, I've seen them in other stuff but you can only do so much w/a crappy story/script.

  • @toniboroni123 Obviously the books are good then??? This is stinking pile of turd. These movies are really really really bad. Teenagers running around as vampires. Yeah, how original and exciting. I dunno but when I was a kid I wanted to see adults in movies. There was just something more appealing about adults than watching kids on the screen, and unless they actually do a good job acting, that remains the case.

  • hey whattheflick i had a feeling ya'll hated it before this review began

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  • I'm looking for pt one that's not blocked help plz

  • " i dint reconise taylor l with his shirt on" hahaha

  • I do not see how abstinence is a bad message?

  • @zebrarraz You've got to be joking.

  • @00Kakkoi00 No I am not, How is it Bad? Your saying it is BAD, how?

  • in sweden we had something called twi-day wich is were we sow all the movies before breaking dawn on the movie theatre, the same day ass the worldwide premier of breaking dawn . it was epic! :)

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  • RIP OFF OF WHATTHEBUCKSHOW

  • Gotta love all the angry foaming-at-the-mouth Twitards in the comments section. All I can think of when I imagine them is that screaming/crying fat girl who was freaking out over Twilight trailers. Except angry. :P

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  • @Legalmoviedownloadz who would thank you for the chance to see Twilight even for free that sht is not worth it.

  • I love Edward's face, it's filled with so much gormless wonder. He looks like a kid with Down's Syndrome who just got taken on surprise trip to Disneyland.

  • This isn't a review, just a few assholes running their mouths....... and you ladies calling Kristin ugly..good grief look the in the mirror ..

  • @Shanni22

    No one in this video called Kristen Stewart ugly. They just said that her acting was terrible.

  • @LucretziaVampyre Uhm I know that there would not be a movie if there were not the books.So the movie is related to the books,and I was meaning the review sounds dumb they just make a joke out of the movie,and they have not even read the books to even understand the movie.Their only going on the movie which if you have not read the books your not going to understand.This movie I believe is for people who have read the books,and are fans of twilight.

  • @ohwhatabutterfly

    It's not a good film is you need to have read the book to understand it. 

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  • @ohwhatabutterfly

    No shit. Obviously, if they think Twilight is shit (which it is), then they would give the movie a bad review.

    Plus, the only way you can actually enjoy BD is if you make fun of it.

  • @foojuice101 yeah I read the all the books and all I was certain of is that I wanted every character in the books to die.

  • This Is The Most Dumbest Review I've Ever Heard.And How Can They Put Their In Put If They Never Read The Books?All I Hear Is Allot Of Jokes Its Like They Hate The Movies,And Twilight Period So Why Rate The Movie.

  • Edward was just trying to find ways to stall did not want her becoming like him Feared that.He learned she was never going to change her mind wanting be vampire.And the way things were in his time you waited to give your self to the person you love after you married.And also with Bella I think she wanted to experience what it was like before she became vampire.she wanted to experience love making as human while.She thought different about marrying talks about it in twilight books.

  • me= kinda twilight fan.

    Me= liked the movie. Why? Because it's better than the book. A lot of fans disliked the original book, I think that's why the film is received so well- it leaves out al the stuff people didn't like.

    well...it couldn't leave out the imprinting...but yeah^^ most of the crappy stuff is left out :D

    By the way: SERIOUSLY, when is Kristen Stewart gonna get a raspberry?

  • Too. Too funny.

  • 'Everyone is wrong about this movie it sucks' XD well said

  • @wranglers575 It sucked cause they had different director I think they jumped around to much.I would not say every part of the movie sucked it just was not that good it was alright.

  • I'll say what I said in a different review in one sentence

    "The Twilight Series is a piece of crap to begin with and a piece of crap to end with."

    There, and to those of you who try to fight with me. I've read a few pages, I've seen New Moon and both the book and the movie was horrible

  • @Rangerwolf447 You're a movie review GENIUS!

  • FUCK YOU

  • This movie was awful.. The book was okay for what it was but it was definitely better then this piece of crap film... Acting so bad, the script was sad, and the the changes made were not necessary.

  • But... wait... Edward's dead. No blood flowing. So how does he have sex let alone get her pregnant... Really, really, really need to give Stephanie Myers some sex-ed lessons.

  • Okay.. I wrote almost 3000 characters in here. So it will be in different comments. :) I will post them in backwards order so this will be the first one that everyone will read. I am going to spill my guts about some of this. I first want to start off by saying wow you guys are disrespectful. This is a movie of love and fantasy that people really enjoy. A lot of this movie was nothing close to funny. It was moving, powerful, heartfelt, and spectacular.

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  • @Dskxx19

    Psycho.

  • @Chibbykins :)

  • You laughing through the entire review was immature. Laughing, obviously I have nothing against but honestly this is a review not a smack in the face. Which by the way, you did. I absolutely loved the movie. I don't like how you guys are making fun of the Twilight saga when you haven't even read the books. You made that clear by all of your "witty" remarks about how nothing happened, how is their going to be a next movie with nothing to go off of?

  • You haven't even read the books so don't say that. Just don't. You don't have the right to do that. You talk about how badly written the book is, yet it made money. A lot of people love the book and everything about it. People don't need fancy words and weird ways of saying things. The people want what they want. In the readers choice for this book it was beautiful imagery and more of those questions answered for Twilight readers.

  • Stephanie Meyer is a great person for what she has done to me as a person and everyone else who loves her books. I would like to see any of you people do what she did in any way for an effect of that magnitude in any way. I am sure you can't. You guys are very disrespectful and I don't think you are all capable of judging anything because if you guys don't like that theme you will slam it. That is my opinion of you guys. Ever heard of borrowing a setting, or a theme, or a tune?

  • Almost everything has been done. Even in science and in the world in general. What we need to do now is exploit and manipulate those things to make the world a better and happier place. This book did that and more in mine and my friends opinions. That reminds me. My friend never read the books. Yet she seemed to love the movies. As I watch your video I keep typing to comment on your stupidity. You all belittle the Twilight saga with everything you have.

  • Which luckily isn't that much, but still immature. Do you not understand any concept of love or fantasy? Yes it is a real world out there and a Vampire, Werewolf, and human love story isn't exactly reality, but the love is. The love behind the story. Representation of what they all have to go through and fought through. You have no respect for that and it makes me angry. "a hundred elevendy something." Really? You are calling Edward dumb and saying he doesn't know where babies come from.

  • You don't even know your numbers yet. Twilight isn't my life. I don't have posters in my room of Bella, (yeah I am a guy) or shirts with the logo, but I still don't appreciate your type of humor. Oh and a little side note: No wonder you didn't like the movie, you all were drunk as you saw it. Not funny. Not intelligent. Just like you idiotic people. On the other hand I am glad you guys had fun making this video. Cause I had fun spilling my guts on how stupid it was. :) 10/10 Yeah go Twilight!!!

  • @Dskxx19 Damn, someone is a lil' sensitive.

  • @KingRaffael Lol I guess. :)

  • @Dskxx19

    Why you so mad bro?

  • @KingBlue I'm not mad :)

  • "a lot of meaningful staring"

    lol

  • YOU PEOPLE SUCK. THAT MOVIE ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

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    this is bashing more than a review...and why is superman ok and vampires not?These guys are too old for twilight.They must have gave up on dating or romance.You can see half of the ratings are either 1 or 10 at IMDB..so ridiculous. And how the hell nothing happens in the movie.They get married,have a daughter and Bella dies and turns into a vampire in 90min.What more there is gonna happen.It's not great but it's definitely not horrible.I give it at least 6 or 7.

  • @murat19751979 When they say nothing is that nothing interesting happens. Marry, screw and have a baby is nothing. The only conflict was the pregnancy and the wolves thing. and it's not like it had interesting characters or something. Everyone was plain and boring. Also the problem is not vampires, the problem is how they are portrayed here. It's like portraying an effeminate Superman.

  • @TheMusicThrasher i hear what you're saying about male characters being effeminate.It's too much for today's homophobic and macho environment today.It scares some men that's why some guys totally hate while others think it's average or ok

  • @murat19751979 Effeminate is not synonimous with homosexual, you can be homosexual and still be manly or not effeminate.

  • @TheMusicThrasher a lot of gay men might not be effeminate but some men portray a macho image to hide or disguise their true feelings.And that's just homophobia or a closet gay thing.You would often see people who portray a macho image where you know what's underneath it.And to me hating a movie to a point like it's the end of the world is just weird.You see lot of guys who spends so much time on hating Justin Beiber too..makes me think something else

  • @murat19751979 Oh no, you are right, specially about the bieber thing, but these guys are not like those twilight haters, they're just having fun bashing it. It's pretty different.

  • @murat19751979 the volturi go after them to kill all of them in the second one so yeah there is more

  • The books are equally as bad. Meyer fails at writing. Stephen King has said this himself. Period.

  • I can't WAIT for the Hobbit to come out, and kick ass in next winter season's box office!!

  • This video is funny because it is a tamer, more respectful and nicer version of what me and my friends said about this movie. It was sooooo bad! The only saving grace is someone in the theatre made a "shmishmorshion" joke that everyone who didn't want to be there laughed at.

  • Works fine for me

  • it ... was... AMAZING

  • @DarthGabby714 no.. it was gay!!!

  • ...These people are obviously Harry Potter fans.

  • @hockeysmart456 nope. Buffy.

  • Reasoning with Vampires

    Alex reads Twilight

    Mark Reads Twilight

    These things give me hope for society.

  • the music was great, the sex scenes were hot for a pg-13 and the ending was pretty cool. i've seen worse!