can you guys help me? i have neighborhood zombies that aren't a big problem, they're just sometimes an inconvienance on the way to school. any suggestions? this helped alot, but there are still some issues like how to safely clean them up after your done. any suggestions?
@Bones666SimonPegg aaah thats what i was afraid of, i guess i'll have to stick to the old garbage bag and large spatula. thanks man, my favorite method is to hit the blunt then hit them with a blunt. incredible recipe for a good time. thanks man!
I think it wouldnt have as much punch if they were actually gay. I think its funnier because they're straight and their bromance is so rediculously intense.
Guys, an infection can kill you and reanimate you. 28 days later isnt the only zombie movie (at least they call them zombies) where an infection turns them into zombies. Resident Evil series of games has a virus infection that kill peole and reanimates dead cells.
errr...one tip u cannot take is that " zombies cant run "...... zombies not only run , they sprint as u watch 28 days and 28 weeks later and zombieland ........ the first tip is suposed to be " cardigo " lol
@ted5529608 in 28 days later and 28 weeks later they are infected not zombies fo' and Simon Pegg once got asked why he made his zombies slow in which he replied with 'because death is not an energy drink'
@ted5529608 well the infected in 28 days later are different from zombies as in the sense you don't actually die instead you just become full of rage and when Dr. Fell talks about infected I think is merely talking about those who have been bitten, died and now are zombies.
@RH12354 but i think according to shaun of dead in which both Nick Frost and Simon Pegg both took part, they did refer that the people were in fact infected as they were also bitten and died and became zombies instantly as it was in 28 weeks later Maybe it's a different virus ?
@PkmnTrainerElite My dad used to play golf with a baseball bat. The bat was like the driver. Then a tennis racket for medium shots. Then a pool que for putting. Him and his friends used would take all the golf clubs out of the bag and use fill it with ice and beer. 100% serious.
@CelticKraut Wow.. I made that comment you replied to back in my Pokemon Training days.. I forgot I left it under that name. That's my first "highest rated" comment! By the way, I use my golf bag to hold weapons. 3 pairs of nunchaku never fit so good.
"fuckit.. that's the eighth halberd I've broken this month". These two are god damn geniuses, and british humor, though a bit iffy, is kinda refreshing compared to the hate spouting american tv shows.
yes...ammo is crucial for firearms..but think about it, i want dont want to take any chances running into a crowd of zombies, and most likely if im on the run, i'll be able to clear a path for me to run through in no time from a long distance, but like i said, melee weapons are a great aspect too
I'd rather have an old school apocalypse than a new school one. I mean who wants to be shitting themselves while 20 crazy bastards are running at you and all you have is a bat. At least with the true undead you can have a little fun with it.
This is pretty damn funny
Blackheart860 1 month ago
Did anyone else notice the microphone in the top left corner at 2:40 when the camera panned upwards?
TheGreatEvert 1 month ago
27 people got eaten by zombies
breaking4me 2 months ago
love these guys <3
breaking4me 2 months ago
that zombie woman who gets the screwdriver in the head...
good shes hot :D would of boned it after LOL
NACIXXEM 2 months ago
Ha ha epic
TheTheRAMSTAR 3 months ago
OH FUVK IT THATS THE 8TH SPEAR I'VE BROKEN THIS YEAR
VisonGamingVG 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Urizon2
goof old fashion baseball bat you can pick em up in the us
four!
exactly for playing golf with
lololol
CantStopDancinMan 3 months ago
awesome a thought so
highwaymanD 3 months ago
The short way to say this is, go for the HEADSHOT!!!
GammingXPro 3 months ago
baseball bat for golf! ROFL!!!
ak47yourface 3 months ago
i thought they were the guys from Sean of the dead for a Minuit there
highwaymanD 4 months ago
@highwaymanD They ARE the guys from Shaun of the Dead.
Fosax 4 months ago 7
@highwaymanD Bro they are.
ElitePlayerz 4 months ago
My pleasure thundernuts!
lirpa87 4 months ago 3
Simons teeth look really fake...
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From watching this i now know i am ready for anything
matthew32112 4 months ago
From watching this i now know i am ready for anything
matthew32112 4 months ago
Love it!
MsTati806 4 months ago
This is freaking hilarious!
poisongodmachine3 4 months ago
omg zombies r real
Starrysteven 4 months ago
hmm he sounds like the sniper from tf2
Starrysteven 4 months ago
fucking love simon pegg and nick frost they fucking funny
keyblade280 4 months ago
i saw a boom mike
traxxascrazy1 5 months ago
four! exactly for golf!
Dmajorproductions 5 months ago
technically if you take out the leg he couldn't hobble (he has no intelligence so he's not gonna know that he could hobble)
lilblake90 5 months ago
2:40 to left corner i believ that is the boom mike lol :-)
14jackthelad 5 months ago
Hahahahahah, weapons in the UK, that's the best joke in this vid.
Kingjeffkoch 5 months ago
if this halberd is 2m long then simon must be about 1.2m. Have to say he looks bigger on screen :)
GlupiKalafior 5 months ago
English......A bat for golf and fake dental. incredibly dry incredibly English.
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Xigbar01 5 months ago
Why am I even watching this crap.
We all know the fat guy would die first in a zombie acopolypse anyway.
nejihyuga901 5 months ago
@nejihyuga901 lol, totally missing the point!
LukesEnglishPodcast 4 months ago
@nejihyuga901 Yeah this isn't really for people like you.. A sense of humour is required to appreciate this.
Oh and "acopolypse" isn't a word. You might want to remember that for the next time you decide to take a comedy sketch literally.
l3awl3ag 4 months ago
yay I shot my first zombie on the moon today :D! thumbs if you know where I'm talking about ;P
dikkezeug321 5 months ago 3
2:01 Was fucking funny! XD
HereGoesNothn 5 months ago
i would fuck that zombie
killtime351 5 months ago
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killtime351 5 months ago
that zombie girl got a nice body lmao
mik12788 5 months ago
nr 500 subscriber.<3
kQdFlQjtEN 5 months ago
does he have dentures on????
TheReaperBrandon 5 months ago
"I felt it pop like a yolk..."
DanthemanCTU24 5 months ago
the zombie at 5:10 is SUPER HOTT!!!!
undeadsoldier234 5 months ago
i once had sex with a zombie.
idontliketotroll 5 months ago
@idontliketotroll Yea.. not good idea, prob get zombie aids or summet :/
36Chewits 5 months ago
dont let the zombies know your gay. THEYLL ROFL!
OffLikeARocket 5 months ago
Hi everybody pls visit Facebook page on behalf of Great Britain vs. USA :)
ArbeitIstFurNichts 6 months ago
1:56 the best to 2:17 :D :D :D : Fuck it ! XD
ArbeitIstFurNichts 6 months ago 2
I took a spittake when they held hands
McGrathpaul7 6 months ago
2:41 the michrophone
McGrathpaul7 6 months ago
Just brilliant....
Clayton11789 6 months ago
i love love love Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
americanintellectify 6 months ago
"oh fuck it! this is the 8th halberd ive broken this month!"
Iwan2sk8GCS 7 months ago
"what about spades and bats?"
"dont be stupid this isn't the movies"
pause
epic Shawn of the dead ref
KILLUSALL92 7 months ago 2
theres only one way to kill a zombie with a good vinal
or a chop stick in the eye lol
drex2004 7 months ago
It would have been really funny if they got eaten at the end.
Richardwells3 7 months ago
@forsakenoob Roadhouse...
Richardwells3 7 months ago
1:21 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SNAKEgokuVERGIL 8 months ago
I'm always up for new ideas. I have been since I was a girl!
mastermanio2 8 months ago 2
"AW, FUCK IT!!!! THIS IS THE EITGHTH HALIBERD I'VE BROKEN THIS MONTH!!!!"
rofl
livecatgrenades 9 months ago 4
"What about spades and bats?"
"Don't be stupid this isn't the movie's"
Pure Genius
FREDSVIDS96 9 months ago 16
:) one word lol
loz771 9 months ago
"My pleasure thundernuts"
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"Oh FUCK IT! This is the 8th Halburd I've broken this month!"
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Infiltrator667 10 months ago
8:03 "I would like a look at your pipe" LOL
davidmortiboy 10 months ago
1:57
theguru95 10 months ago
Are they holding hands at the end?
mmgarza1997 10 months ago
@mmgarza1997 Yes they are. They do it because it's funny, they aren't gay. They're just very good friends
davidmortiboy 10 months ago
This is awesome you guys are the best keep it up and make more zombie videos
iammohammad123 11 months ago
2:06 Never laughed so hard!
CujoshuntLives 11 months ago
weapons i prefer: machete, sword, dagger, hatchet, crossbow, mace, and a chainsaw
makuta3423sghost 1 year ago
EXCELLENT !!! Youve got my admiration and enjoyment :) ) ) )
Bramborail 1 year ago
Zombie lick or spit what?
howlingdarkness 1 year ago
yeah they're not gay, but it'd be cute if they were lol.
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JACLYNRHONDA 1 year ago
"AHH FUCK IT!... THATS THE 8TH HALBERD I'VE BROKEN THIS MONTH!"
MGSpencer2991 1 year ago 3
dont be stupid this isnt the movies
allweather11 1 year ago
"This is the eighth halberd I've broken this month!"
crotchbat 1 year ago
Nick Frost and Simon Pegg Rocks!
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wat a useful information now i dont have to worry about zombies
ThePrime99 1 year ago
wat a useful information now i dont have to worry from zombies
ThePrime99 1 year ago
20 zombies hit he dislike button
ExtraCarnex 1 year ago 27
0:55 "humans eat human flesh" no shit sherlock!!!
phazonmangowarlord 1 year ago
20 zombies at a computer.....923 zombie hunters!!!
phazonmangowarlord 1 year ago 2
I love the way he says pukin'!
Bones666SimonPegg 1 year ago
@Bones666SimonPegg lol agreed!!! 0:44 also lols....
phazonmangowarlord 1 year ago
"how long is this?" "this is about 2 metres/metre and a half long" haha it was like ten feet long.
loserface364 1 year ago
can you guys help me? i have neighborhood zombies that aren't a big problem, they're just sometimes an inconvienance on the way to school. any suggestions? this helped alot, but there are still some issues like how to safely clean them up after your done. any suggestions?
sportzfann1919 1 year ago
@sportzfann1919 if they corner you hit 'em on the head with a blunt, heavy object that seems to work. Cleaning up? Can't help you there.
Bones666SimonPegg 1 year ago
@Bones666SimonPegg aaah thats what i was afraid of, i guess i'll have to stick to the old garbage bag and large spatula. thanks man, my favorite method is to hit the blunt then hit them with a blunt. incredible recipe for a good time. thanks man!
sportzfann1919 1 year ago
@sportzfann1919 You're welcome. btw I'm a girl lol
Bones666SimonPegg 1 year ago
There both married you rejects there not gay! Two of the funniest actors!
MuayThaiReaper101 1 year ago
2:05... duct tape solves everything. cue Dead Rising 2!!!
thebeastman33 1 year ago 2
Lmfao, That Was Greatttttt :P :)
JonathanMatthewDupe 1 year ago
best ending ever
goodcakeisgood 1 year ago
LOVE the ending :D
JellyKimSugarBoom14 1 year ago
that's a hot zombie in the coral
eberik 1 year ago
@eberik id tap her after she was down lol
brucekirk89 1 year ago
@brucekirk89 don't you mean "double tap" lawlz.....
eberik 1 year ago
shaun of the dead 2
scwalsh99 1 year ago
Aw the ending is so sweet. I love how Simon and Nick use any excuse to kiss/hold hands for comedic effect. I kind of wish they were a gay couple.
ursie1986 1 year ago 4
@ursie1986
I think it wouldnt have as much punch if they were actually gay. I think its funnier because they're straight and their bromance is so rediculously intense.
shazam15 1 year ago 32
@shazam15 yup. agreed.
ursie1986 1 year ago
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they are great!
silverblue73 1 year ago
Its down its across itd through 1:21 lol
leiscwf 1 year ago
Now I feel like watching Shaun of the Dead.
DarkTailsTheFox 1 year ago 3
Lmao homosexuality is funny
not that they're gay though
blazedbl 1 year ago
Awesome, they did a great job showing how
to survive the hordes, though they're were slightly off
on the characteristics of the Type 1 parasitic Zombie they were using as
the example.
thejerryshow1 1 year ago
2:04 fucking funny
THEnerfBLASTER97 1 year ago
these two are the best.
psykhogamer69 1 year ago
these guys are just as funny as they were in hot fuzz...
2:04 was really funny 4 me, i think too funny...
THEMARTINO99 1 year ago
3:07, dont think simon was quite ready for nick to test the halbert, he's like an inch away :O
EliteDuffman 1 year ago
Thats why i said that most people call them "zombies" becuz they eat people. But they aren't dead and sometimes they don't eat people.
ZombieBiohazard 1 year ago
Guys, an infection can kill you and reanimate you. 28 days later isnt the only zombie movie (at least they call them zombies) where an infection turns them into zombies. Resident Evil series of games has a virus infection that kill peole and reanimates dead cells.
ZombieBiohazard 1 year ago
@ZombieBiohazard but they aren't zombies as you can kill them like a normal person and don't have to take out their brain
RH12354 1 year ago
errr...one tip u cannot take is that " zombies cant run "...... zombies not only run , they sprint as u watch 28 days and 28 weeks later and zombieland ........ the first tip is suposed to be " cardigo " lol
ted5529608 1 year ago
@ted5529608 in 28 days later and 28 weeks later they are infected not zombies fo' and Simon Pegg once got asked why he made his zombies slow in which he replied with 'because death is not an energy drink'
RH12354 1 year ago
@RH12354 but he did mention " infected " in the video, is there a difference ?
ted5529608 1 year ago
@ted5529608 well the infected in 28 days later are different from zombies as in the sense you don't actually die instead you just become full of rage and when Dr. Fell talks about infected I think is merely talking about those who have been bitten, died and now are zombies.
RH12354 1 year ago
@RH12354 but i think according to shaun of dead in which both Nick Frost and Simon Pegg both took part, they did refer that the people were in fact infected as they were also bitten and died and became zombies instantly as it was in 28 weeks later Maybe it's a different virus ?
ted5529608 1 year ago
@ted5529608 they don't use the z-word in that film to show how that in normal zombie films they don't usually call them zombies
RH12354 1 year ago
Halbart.... that was my preffered weapon =( idk any more
Anotherguy16 1 year ago
lol 2:04 LOL =]
zakholder 1 year ago
that katana is plastic
1freak1015 1 year ago
Take him out facialy.
xrockthe40ozx 1 year ago
they are so gay lol
dakeycakey4656 1 year ago
Like, Nay, Love this!
TheInnocentPossum 1 year ago
Zombie has a nice ass.
vamtheanomaly 1 year ago
OMFG lol 1:22
grimbone94 1 year ago
"this is a good ol fashioned baseball bat. you can pick these up in the u.s. of a."
"four!!"
"exactly, for playing golf with."
PkmnTrainerElite 1 year ago 72
@PkmnTrainerElite My dad used to play golf with a baseball bat. The bat was like the driver. Then a tennis racket for medium shots. Then a pool que for putting. Him and his friends used would take all the golf clubs out of the bag and use fill it with ice and beer. 100% serious.
CelticKraut 9 months ago
@CelticKraut Wow.. I made that comment you replied to back in my Pokemon Training days.. I forgot I left it under that name. That's my first "highest rated" comment! By the way, I use my golf bag to hold weapons. 3 pairs of nunchaku never fit so good.
JeiDizzle 9 months ago
"fuckit.. that's the eighth halberd I've broken this month". These two are god damn geniuses, and british humor, though a bit iffy, is kinda refreshing compared to the hate spouting american tv shows.
PkmnTrainerElite 1 year ago
Love how simon always looks so retarded in this series :D
Owminator 1 year ago
sorry i didn't return but this is a serious situation
MenCap7 1 year ago
very good!
TheLuigiPop 1 year ago
ohh fuck it!
this 8th hell bird ive broke this month
lol
tommyboi9 1 year ago
@tommyboi9 lol made me laugh two
Ipickmybogeys 1 year ago
"What about spades and bats?"
"Don't be stupid, this isn't the movies"
xD
darknessangel1993 1 year ago
See yea! Lady! Lmfao!
ZombieJudd 1 year ago
O FUCK IT!!!!! lol
n00by619 1 year ago 4
they aren't his real teeth. in part one it says his special skill is home Orthodontics lol. i laugh so much with the faces he makes and those teeth!
TwistedTangled 1 year ago
Anyone else notice something strange about Simon Pegg's front upper teeth? They don't seem that...prominent in his movies.
Urb4n0Ninj4 1 year ago
nick frost and simon pegg aren't gay!!
They are childhood friends! Ever watched spaced?
lindenbeamish 1 year ago 85
@lindenbeamish They met as adults, but they've been friends for over 15 years
Staar84 1 year ago
@lindenbeamish i know these people are stupid =3
MegaWaffleXD 1 year ago
@lindenbeamish or hot fuzz, shaun of the dead or they hangin arround in london?
hakerqx 1 year ago
@lindenbeamish They have known each other since they were children, since say they were in there early to mid twenties.
Redmist2000 11 months ago
i rofled so hard watching this. it's absolutely amazing lol.
TwistedTangled 1 year ago
Are they gaay?
ShortCanHaveSkills 1 year ago
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OMFJ THEY ARE GAY!!!!
jonasluver1897 1 year ago
@jonasluver1897
Yeah, they're as gay as the Japanese comedian "Hard Gay"
battousai12345 1 year ago
@battousai12345 Aye, pull yo pants up, boyee. Your insecurities are showing.
PkmnTrainerElite 1 year ago
man...this video scares me, especially the way they handle it...doesnt seem very safe
either way, a firearm would be best solution for zombies, melee weapons are great too, but thats too risky especially when a horde is a round
lilxAPluvaboi 1 year ago
you kidding?
id rather have a pitchfork that a pistol
a gun is not too good to have, kuz guns run on something called ammo?
you know?
the stuff that runs out?
ruskisaldat 1 year ago 2
yes...ammo is crucial for firearms..but think about it, i want dont want to take any chances running into a crowd of zombies, and most likely if im on the run, i'll be able to clear a path for me to run through in no time from a long distance, but like i said, melee weapons are a great aspect too
lilxAPluvaboi 1 year ago
guns r nice but u gonna run out of ammo at sum point
deathcalls4u 1 year ago
yeah, i know, i replied to another guy about my reasoning just now, check it out ^.^
lilxAPluvaboi 1 year ago
cool,not that we would ever have to find out,but if we do im ready,and remember number 1 rule,cardio,zombies lead an active life style,so should u
deathcalls4u 1 year ago
haha, i agree =)
lilxAPluvaboi 1 year ago
awesome
darkphase619 1 year ago
zombies can't run? obviously they haven't played left 4 dead :P
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AceMrCrap 1 year ago
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@AndrosForever: zombies can't run? obviously they haven't played left 4 dead :P
On l4d they are infected not zombies.
AceMrCrap 1 year ago
Simon and Nick are big pro- old school zombie ers. Proper zombies don't run.
felixvc 1 year ago 2
I'd rather have an old school apocalypse than a new school one. I mean who wants to be shitting themselves while 20 crazy bastards are running at you and all you have is a bat. At least with the true undead you can have a little fun with it.
dreadful0chicken 1 year ago
"what about spades or bats?" "don't be stupid this isn't the movies".....
Ipwnuofazeroth 2 years ago
2:15 i had a laughing fit . fuk it thats the 8th one ive broken this month
codnoscoper09 2 years ago 2
bad idea for the ax and kitana kuz then theyd just get stuck in them, then youd have to deal with pulling it outta them
Verone0 2 years ago
Hitler! There you can stop fighting with one another now and watch the vid.
kezadrone 2 years ago
Interesting Ending. XD
TheGoLdenEyedBeauty 2 years ago
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r u guys gay?
jakeismeh 2 years ago
He forgot to introduce the cricket bat... my fave zombie-killer! xD
love these guys...
oOdeadFrogOo 2 years ago
Hahaha, he said the baseball bat was for golf. This was so frickin' funny.
DantehMan 2 years ago 5
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Nick and Simon homo? xD
SithisX 2 years ago
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ahhh homos
sokcs13 2 years ago
2:05 rofl on the floor
CujoShuntStrikesBack 2 years ago 2
the internet is clearly full of retards then eh?
NIgHTMaReFortyTwo 2 years ago
Very true. Some people ask things or say things that are really dumb or is stating the obvious, and it can be pretty annoying.
Cozmixcartoons 2 years ago
I love how Simon and Nick say;
"What about spades or bats?" "Don't be stupid this isn't the movies"
And that's exactly how they kill the first two zombies in Shaun of the Dead XD
Stickalas 2 years ago 69