O&A - Patrice on Chinese People & Chinatown (1/5)

[CuddlewithmePiggy]

You hear stories like these, and many of you who are here may share in this, and it is no surprise why the U.S. has become so down. Logically, think of the revenue this government gains every day(fair or greedy) compared to the TRILLIONS of dollars in debt it's accumulating. There may or may not be "war" with this matter, our system could just become phased out. With the outsourcing and currency values, a smart leader would let the bad node simply fizzle out, no?

[qwezzie]

he serious too, chinese are cool folk but they have no manners to the point of almost being direspectful

[BatALash]

His voice of "Tom" is fucking hilarious. RIP

[lupara13]

"This motherfucker cupped his hands..."

6:44

I laughed so hard, I have a headache.

[FreakyKong]

@lupara13 Lol that part kills me too. "THIS...MUTHA...FUCKA..." lol

[MrRobinsonlife]

LMAO. R.I.P!

[MrAtishraja]

Asians be trollin'

[cjoside760]

im pissed about that all this niggers kill each other bullshit and asians dont............so i guess asian gangs dont exist and arent ruthless as fuck that must be a fairy tale story right??? grow the fuck up you fuckin classless fucks its the human race not a certain race that are a bunch of fuck ups

[TheDegraders]

what is he babbling about?

[AshleyLaShun2]

Human Asians... lmao!

[DragonRana06]

lol, damn it i miss Patrice!

[tmb87]

Yes let's try to embarrass the poor fishtank cleaner who probably needs every penny he can get. What a stuck up jerk.

[OpenEyesProdTv]

RIP COMIC GENIUS PATRICE

[nativeskygirl]

he's funny. but this was not funny.

[Firstnamewastaken]

@nativeskygirl It was funny, you just dont get his humor in this you goofy ho.

RIP Patrice

[lucky44124]

patrice + asian = comedy gold!!!

[eclip5e580]

will be very very missed

[Jboxton]

RIP Patrice. You'll be missed

[Redbob86]

"Fish lower your blood pressure". Bullshit, he's dead!

People, don't listen that advice. Fish don't do shit for your health.

[ixcuincle]

RIP Patrice. So many of his rants were damn hilarious. The show isn't the same without him. Really sucks.

[copierguy5000]

RIP Patrice :(

[MikeILLT]

RIP

[paulegf]

LOL @ No dislikes!!!! Everybody must hates Asians!!!

[plzenjoymybigolpenis]

@paulegf Asians are too busy being more educated, innovative, and accomplished than worthless trash heaps such as yourself to bother with retards complaining.

[croton83]

God I hate opie

[PimpWizard3000]

I had no idea Patrice O' neil was this funny! I'm freakin' dying of laughter listening to him speak the truth about Chinese!

He's a great comedian! Why does he NOT have his own Show yet?!

[euphorium420]

as someone who grew up in toronto i can vouch. while japanese people are very friendly most often, and vietnamese people are quite keen on minding there own business and arent typically unfriendly, the chinese population here is fuckin unreal sometimes. i use a chinese owned corner store, have for like a decade.. can't get a free pack of matches outta them.. if i ask for 10 cents off on something, despite regularly letting them keep my change, can't do it..it baffles me sometimes

[ThePatriotMuckraker]

At least half of these chinks are fucking illegals. may of them slip by, suck the system dry and eventually buy houses with their "wock" money, fix them up and rent the other floors to yuppies who pay their small mortgage. Where the fuck are they getting this money?! I see people of all colors working harder then them and have a hard time paying the bills. It's these fucking traitor bankers, corporatist and their fucking puppet politicians that sold this country out.

[plzenjoymybigolpenis]

@ThePatriotMuckraker You're complaining about them working hard, establishing businesses, and investing in public housing? In other words, you're complaining about them being intelligent enough to drive economic prosperity?

Fuck, you're stupid. Are you a nigger?

[ThePatriotMuckraker]

@plzenjoymybigolpenis

"Economic prosperity"? More like economic parasitism. God, your a dumb cunt useless eater. You can't even tell the difference. Go play with your abacus.

[plzenjoymybigolpenis]

@ThePatriotMuckraker Christ, you sound like an unbelievable pussy. Shut the fuck up and fuck yourself with a serrated knife, cuntstain. Of course you're going to be envious and a complete fucking idiot -- the collective worth of you and all of your ancestors' lives is less than the shit that I took this morning.

Whata a cowardly, incapable, frightened little bitch you are, faggot.

[ThePatriotMuckraker]

@plzenjoymybigolpenis

What, chink wok tossing cunt? I don't speak queef.

[plzenjoymybigolpenis]

@ThePatriotMuckraker lol. What a shitty attempt at defending your pathetic self.

My god, you're a submissive little bitch. You give up so easily to my utter dominance of your fragile self.

Political activists aren't supposed to be so weak, you unbelievable faggot. You're doing it wrong, cuntspew.

[mortalkombat4life]

When them fish open their mouth is open yo water shitty nigga change it! haha

[pakk82]

LOL at fishes breathing like people.

[salahkhudari]

hahaha I drew that quick sketch of Patrice a while ago. I didnt like it much so i re did it.

[ExtropianMan]

7:45  MSG is a fukin hallucinogen! LMFAO!

[mrinowat2dowitit]

its Opie and Anthony show but Patrice's is on the front

[pieries]

i love patrice...and i DO agree with most chinese people in SALES(shops, restaurants, electronics, conienvent stores etc) are quite cheap and stingy. i think the rest are alright.

BUT in their defense with the whole FISH TANK story, $4 ain't that cheap! it's not like he was asking for a quarter!!! come on patrice!

[mochopz]

I dont agree with this.

Lets hate on asians, cause they work hard and dont shoot each other ilke niggers. Fukin stupid

[lawlthelegend]

@mochopz You're missing the point. EVERYONE gets it on this show. Niggers, chinks, honkies, limeys, aliens, whatever.

Morale up, and stop viewing races instead of individuals.

[frenchyf1]

@mochopz i hate think they hate them from not having a sense of humor.

[SickVicious996]

Patrice is so right, you can't check yourself out at BJ's. You can, but that is a lot of shit to check out.

[jloch85]

i remember listening to this sitting in traffic on the gwb

[whiteyonwelfare]

I wonder how much money patrice makes a year if he can afford a fish guy who makes 24k a year.

[CatholicRiots]

you need that headache spice...

[chunkadelic1]

I think it's cool that Kermit the Frog cleans Patrice's fish tank.

[bassRX87]

Patrice should be the 4th mic on that show. Everytime he is on O&A, the show becomes 100 times better

[WormJones]

Patrice has an awesome ability to mix social observation, cold honesty, diamond logic, and pure funny.

[doro626]

Hot sketch. NIce skillz!

[holic120]

@doro626 Wish I could take credit for it, thank google images. lol

[CoolerKing37]

Patrice has the strangest impression of a chinese guy ever...

[juswolf22]

@CoolerKing37 i picture like some old white guy w/ the one eye glass lense over one eye and the little 80s porno mustache

[eddefy22]

O neal is true about how people have become more detached with people needs. No sense of compassion, nor empathy. lol with the chines, but it is true.

The country contains about 1/3 of the human race lives in the country and they take their customs asian dont trust non-asians.

[morrisfly85]

@eddefy22 The Asians are only here to profit and take advantage of our way of life without giving two shits about us.

[plzenjoymybigolpenis]

@morrisfly85 Clearly, like a true unintelligent nigger or piece of white trash, you have no dignity, no understanding of economics, and nothing to be proud of.

Unbelievable that modern society has gone to such shit that a fat nigger who belongs to the laziest and most unaccomplished group of people on planet earth is complaining about how hard other minorities work. We're actually at the point where envy and narcissism causes people to criticize others for being superior. Amazing.

[BestNameEvar]

I like everything about that pic

[krakkajackson]

This is a fascinating discussion. I could listen to Patrice all day.

[supahsekzy]

@krakkajackson That's cause Patrice was (and still is!) one of the deepest comics ever, he takes everyday comedian subjects (women, race, etc) and speaks like a sage on them

[aallppiinnee]

@dslcobra

yeah I just meant to call and act as though you're going to cancel. if they set you up with a promotional rate (6mo or something), sometimes these companies will offer to extend it.

FIOS still not available on my side of town so I've been suck with Comcast. (what is your data limit btw? mine = 250GB)

HDMI outputs are already showing up on smartphones. Soon I'd like to be able to output full HD to a monitor + bluetooth keyboard + basic productivity software to equal a basic desktop

[aallppiinnee]

@dslcobra

have you tried pretending going through the motions of cancelling your account? the economy isn't good so they may not be trying that hard, but a lot of companies will throw you a promotional rate or some other discount just to keep you.

[MikeHuntsHD]

Every second of Patrice on O&A should be up here. Thanks holic.

[MisterAtoms]

LOL human asians...holy shit are they on dangerous ground

[GBPackersfan]

I wonder if they got complaints yet from that Asian anti-defamation league about this bit, those touchy cunts.

[defcon10000]

get you some sesame oil Patrice, fuck the MSG, sesame oil and soy sauce + other shit = chinese cuisine

[pakk82]

@defcon10000 yeah, chinese food is really fucking easy to make. i wonder why they even make money

[TomMSTie]

Of all the things in that picture I could be offended by, that hat bothers me. I never recall seeing Patrice wear a backward ballcap. Huge nose, huge lips, criminal eyes, that's all okay, but that fucking hat!

(if you don't know I'm kidding, do me a favor and eat a bullet!)

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

That picture offends me.

[holic120]

@RaidenTheAlmighty y?

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I was joking. It doesn't really look like him either.

[sneakerheadforlife]

@RaidenTheAlmighty I want to know why as well cause to be honest that picture isn't much of an exaggeration of what patrice looks like

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

It just doesn't look like him.

[truth612]

@sneakerheadforlife Satire bro. You guys are thinkin too much on whats "appropriate" and not on whats "funny"...

shit, think about it this way: Patrice doesnt have a problem with it, how come you do?

[sneakerheadforlife]

@truth612 I never said I have a problem with it I just wanted to know why Raiden did and like I said before that drawing isn't that much of an exaggeration of what patrice looks like

[truth612]

@sneakerheadforlife sorry bro, misunderstanding. lol

[krakkajackson]

@RaidenTheAlmighty IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY PICTURES THEN YOU HAVE A HARD LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I'm sure you will have a hard life if you are really this retarded.

[josephmanners]

@RaidenTheAlmighty can you show us a picture of yourself? humor us..

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Why? I already explained that I was just joking when I said that the picture offended me.

[kalpal67]

@RaidenTheAlmighty i know right?!? how dare they put a wow sticker on such a master piece

[pantera29palms]

@kalpal67 Masterpiece is one word, numb nuts.

[kalpal67]

@pantera29palms not if you split them up

[Demendred1605]

Who drew Patrice? Good artist