A Peek at my Nipple

[sinnieleeonUtube]

How do we know that the paintig is an acurate representation of your nipples without seeing your actual nipples ?

[inkydoug]

giant pizza



[darkmatteruniverse]

Not sure anyone would have known straight away that was a nipple. Well done, looks good. I hope it's a self portrait. LOL!

[Sam10947]

This fucking chick has got a bee inside her brain.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­, zfffzzzzzzzz. Shut up will u ?

[bllstrt6]

She said "Nipplyness" LMFAO

[santatigerclaus]

not a word from the peanut gallery about the upcoming snapper painting - hmm - but the nipple painting is very surrealist -kudos to you i say

[JohnnyForehead]

Print it on fabric, stuff it...and you'd have a Nippillow!

[dubcars101]

Did she just say nipplely-ness and succulent it the same sentence?

[ziasyn]

I like nipple dance

[isurfnak3d]

is this what chicks do for fun? kinda like guys drawing dicks on stuff?

[pleasantanomaly]

Dude, that's a really sweet painting.

[Robert77843]

you painted a giant nipple?

Why is this hot

[viobearcs]

why does your nipple have herpies?

[zabukazar]

Four foot tall nipple? Giant women are hot! More to love.

[subdid23]

lol! A wall of nipple paintings would be...tits!

[wiggster1080]

you painted a nipple ma'am :)

[Doiknowyouable]

Time to clear my history

[djk28161]

What a brain dead bitch drop your panties and bra and really entertain

[uniaddict]

you are a bit crazy but also cute. not too sure how much crazy you can be and still be cute but I'm going to say enough :)

[AndyBalearic]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOUR SOOO AWESOME!!!!

[lipsham]

Yep. Lucky some guy will be supporting you soon.

[420dudesuper]

NOODLE-BEAN!!!!!!!!



[salvros]

asdfghjkl >.>

[TheNathan777xx]

lsd..its one hell of a drug

[MasonDearborn]

@TheNathan777xx loooove that showww

[hdxgnome]

is it wrong too wack to this? WELL MY MOM BLOCKED MY PORN IVE GOTTA 'JERK MY WORK' SOMEWHERE THX BYE

[rjfpace]

@hdxgnome You need to block your mom from blocking your porn. Think man!! Think.

[Demon1993Seed]

tweaked out whit girl much?

[johnnieknown]

them nipples look like they got leprosy! wtf?!?!?!?!?!

[jmisic]

Nipple dance was great. No I was curious about the painting you didn´t want to show. Looked kind of nice. Never lose your spark girl. Atheist or whatever, you seem like a great person.

[tathagata40]

looks good. interesting idea.

[shkotay]

If you hadnt said, I would have thought that a sattelite photo of Olympis Mons :O

But I can dig nipples :D

[Imhighandhungry]

let me lick your nipple

[birhan2006]

So much energy, what do you eat?

[TweaksterXXX]

@CompletelyLovely

You're completely beautiful

[sonsofdon]

awesome. this video was far more entertaining than any actual nipple video could have been. and you should TOTALLY do videos standing with your art. it's even more energetic, more engaging.

you've definitely become one of my favorites just by being yourself. it blows my mind how the culture has come to include video-recorded presentations like this. i had better get on board if i think i have anything to say!

anyway, please keep doing what you are doing. it's great.

[yarpen800]

Why are all the artists so fucked up? Btw that nipple does not look healthy at all.

[LaughTonyLaugh]

@yarpen800 I think we are all fucked up we artists are just a little more honest with ourselves and at expressing it towards the outside world

[Daghead]

Nice nipple!

[kevobum]

IM ON THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE AGAIN -______-

[lakebay972]

That nipple looks like it might have breast cancer.

[cessna65423]

@lakebay972 That's Funny! Women dont seem to UNDERSTAND what men prefer. LOL It looks like the Breast version of the painting 'THE SCREAM"

[CompletelyLovely]

@cessna65423 I wasn't trying to make a nipple that men would prefer. That'd be boring and easy. I love that you think it looks like a Munch nipple, though!

[tedgrant2]

How odd, that this is your most popular video.

[bethaddjkp]

Succulent and visceral?? Never heard those two words put together before. But it makes as much sense as the rest of your videos.

[trader206]

damn..you are beautiful ! :)

[dontpanic1113]

wow i dont even know what to say but i like it

[quidproquo2004]

Nice job.

[shipyardbob]

Nipple mania

[AllOtherNamesTaken2]

I thought I was going to see something really nice, but nipples look gross that close up.

[rooskayaLUV]

then nippl has been out on the streets to much, it's covered in warts...lol

[irishthunda66]

Georgia O'keef would even think you were cracked out and she painted flower pussies.

[bluefrog1990]

this is what happens when you dont beat your kids

[eyeeyeful]

Gorgeous hair

[aquilianranger]

Sexy. 

[michelesempre1]

Hey today im drawing a giant nipple. Wtf?!?!

[arnoldnavarro21]

aww that was nice... if i was your man id ask you to paint my penus :)

[CaesarM85]

"Nipples come at you at every direction." Oh, I wish.

[xXRedrogOXx]

you remind me a lot of a girl that goes to my school, hint: she is hot

[macnadoodle]

Nipple Pizza? Yay! I'd buy that.

[Jaybird196]

Heather, I totally find myself reminded of that artist who painted pics of things that looked like vaginas (can't recall her name ATM) LOL. 'Loved the nipple dance.

[MrMetallidude]

Not to sound like a typical heterosexual male of this species, but she is MOST sexually attractive and just attractive in general. I realize that this might be viewed as slightly inappropriate, but I mean no harm. I simply couldn't hold it in any longer. All her videos are awesome and she is SUPER cool and super funny - to me, at least.

Keep on the brilliance, Heather.

- - Linus.

[JoshwithaJ]

This is your second most popular video. If you misleadingly label more videos like this you would probably get more views all around. I know that's probably not your aim but it's an idea. It's good to let as many people as possible know that there are really women as lovely as you out there. Toodles!

[Jeffersonwazright]

Wow...I really wish I could hit that and then quit that the next day. I have never boned an atheist and I really want to. So yea, completelylovely- if you would ever like to have safe great sex with a pretty damn decent looking atheist (if I do say so myself) please let me know.

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright That's quite funny, since I have yet to see a normal/beautiful christian woman ...... Ever!

Christian churches easily appeal to undesirable, tyrannic, slightly ogreish hags with a fetish for dominating others.

I don't know how low your standards of female beauty are, but christian women are definately nowhere near being beautiful.

[Jeffersonwazright]

@Soveraine I don't know what churches you have been to but the modern, evangelical, hipster, "we have our own band" mega-chruches have rows upon rows of hot teens/early 20's chics. No doubt tiny churches have nothing but old bags but go into a church that seats 600 and contemplate the church orgy that will never happen.

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright Evangelical? You're talking about across the sea then.

I'm talking about "Ye Olde Yurpe" churches. Not some band/porn camp of a temple you naively call christian.

Your perverted mind proves what I knew about christians. A bunch of pedofiles and child molesters and sexual fiends.

[Jeffersonwazright]

@Soveraine Christian???What? I'm an atheist.....What the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about? And of course I am "perverted", I am a human male. PEDOFILE???? What the fuck? When did I say anything about children?

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright Would you rape your mother, just because she's a woman? If no, then your "human malefique" argument drowned in a ditch somewhere.

Where you raised in a rapist family? Is abuse a common sight? Like part of a church ritual or evangelist command?

If you think your gender allows you to be perverted, you're not just a pervert, you're also a filthy coward. Yuck!

[Jeffersonwazright]

@Soveraine You sound like you are physically ugly. Is this true?

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright You sound like you are projecting your ugliness unto others. Also that you're jealous because of it? Is this truer?

You also sound like you were raised by a pack of baboons in heat. You claim to be human male, yet you sound every bit as bitchy as an animal cunt. Is it possible you envy men, and that's why you pretend to be them? Is it some rivalry, or hate towards their gender?

[Jeffersonwazright]

@Soveraine haha. Yep, if you are not ugly you are certainly less attractive than most people. You look at the magazine stands at your local store-book or other, and ask yourself "why, why am I not one of the good looking people". It's ok mediocre looking person- the brain has a lot to offer.

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright This isn't a shrink session. Confess your flaws elsewhere.

You realise how pathetic you are? a little baboon bitch worrying about attractiveness?

I think you stare at those band girls because you lack their genes. Drooling over them, gives you a sense of compensation. So you can feel better about yourself, instead of crying

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright ...yourself to sleep like everynight.

You must be pretty dumb to think christian girls are beautiful .....

As for the mind, intelligence and beauty are part of the same gene pool. So judging by your idiocy, and worship of christian band-girls, I'd say you lack them both, profusely.

[Jeffersonwazright]

@Soveraine hmmm. What peer reviewed article did you get "intelligence and beauty are part of the same gene pool" from? You really need to get that information out there!!! Nobody knows that yet. Only YOU know that and you really should inform some people.

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright Well if you really think you're not unattractive, perhaps you should become a general in the Bitch Army.

That oughta fit your needs nicely.

[Jeffersonwazright]

@Soveraine That is nothing short of precious.

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright Christians girls are stupid, because only an idiot would swallow the bible, or have blind faith in any church. The fact that they're also ugly, proves that they're both stupid and ugly, and that they lack the best genes.

You just feel like a ripe cretin, because I just proved christian girls can't be pretty (or smart), and you have been exposed as drooling over simple minded, plain looking christian dorks.

Any further arguments, or have you just lost by default?

[Jeffersonwazright]

@Soveraine Yea, well, fuck them and fuck you too. I can't stand any type of ugly looking person.

[Soveraine]

@Jeffersonwazright Do you hate yourself then? You must be one of those emo communists from america. You have a poster of Stalin or some other rock band?

[Jeffersonwazright]

@Soveraine No I can't stand Stalin (who has nothing to do with rock bands) or emos. Just about as much as I can't stand you or your terrible DNA. Not sure why your DNA even decided to keep on working honestly. Given the look of your mediocre looking face why did it even bother? Your DNA probably should have just aborted you in the womb to save us all the discomfort of looking at your face in the future.

[OldaurGold]

@Soveraine fuck u dumbass

[cardellacole4]

looks like a volcano on venus, out of this world, and i want you to make babies with me,

[thrashing666mainiac]

get a real job and pay taxes ok !!

[omnissient]

To see if the painting is accurate there needs to be a comparison. Maybe you could take your shirt off real quick to show that its in fact your nipple.

[skaruts]

ahahahahah while the video was loading I was thinking I was gona be that lucky. :D

Good luck with your dreams, lovely girl.

[firuinthehouse]

You paint ? Awesome, I paint stuff too :)

[ThePariahLivesOn]

Misleading title :-/

[TheMarzpro]

You're a madd dogg. You should go through the history of religion though. Where did it come from? Since scientifically, from a materialist view, ideas are a reflection of the material world. The concrete becomes abstract.

[FungusMossGnosis]

@guyNbluejeans

Don't be so sure. I tend only to date church skirt these days. It's essential to convert as many coocoo birds as possible to the dark and sinister path in these tumultuous times. My buddy Lou Syfur would have it none other way.

[guyNbluejeans]

Evil woman.

[FungusMossGnosis]

@guyNbluejeans - who slurs ... "Evil woman."!!!!!!

Yeaaa, burn, witch, burn!! But first, give her the stake, to make sure her succubusian soul doesn't mistakenly ascend to heaven with the smoke. And bury her ashes in rock salt.

Let no more of these sirens of satan show their plush sin, and lrt us petition youtube to include a "Whore of Babylon" button when we Flag these wicked socialist wenches!

[guyNbluejeans]

@FungusMossGnosis I think you and this crazy gal would get along really well.

[thramagen]

is that a male or a female nipple? if its a female nipple then Im sexually aroused

[thramagen]

this video has like 5 times your regular views!

[jazzx251]

The nipple itself looks really nice, but around the outside looks like some medical attention is required!

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

is that really your nipple? i want to know if i should beat off or not.

[Killedkennyagain]

LOL. Great, umm, texture.

[xeperdamien]

Awesome, reminds me a of the idea I had to paint a nipple landscape

[ColinC075]

You've caught the half way stage between a tittie and a breast.

[Smokatronic]

I love you...  ^_^

[jorn1233]

it looks like a vulcano

[Freak7109]

I love your nipple :-p

though im a little sad that my idea to paint a macro nipple was not original,

but you have wonderful skills!

[PressXtonotdie]

Now you've gone and gotten me excited, and then it was a painting D: I require compensation.

[Manipeg]

That nipple looks like it spent some time in a clamp. Oh, and it looks pepperoni flavoured.

[biscuardo]

@Manipeg

laughed out loud @ that 1

[warvaldance]

The nipple dance is... uhm... I think it's... mhm... I'm confused.

[jonstewartfanboy]

obrother, please give it some artistic thought and not rendered like a collection of giant warts. Come to think of it, there's a follow up show... warts and tumors! Weee, do you feel like a *real* artiste yet? If not, just keep blowing up small things nobody really wants to see to 4ft or more, the more gory detail the better. How about anal sphincters next, but mix some of (your) actual shit in your paint to give it that modern flair, that's sure to make it *real* art.

[KnockoffNigeI]

Ah now I remember why I gave up trying flog paintings.

[mfunke]

I think I said it before: I really like your nipple, Lovely.

[01bdbark]

looks like a storm on saturn.

[esotericagenda]

You're so crazy! <3

[TheFartoholic]

The video title is misleading.

[philosophyman76]

Is it a male nipple or a female nipple? Or is that for the viewer to discover?

"I have nipples greg. Can you milk me?"

-Meet the parents (best line)

[bighugejake]

MODERN ART!

[PhilStrohmann]

So THAT'S how you say "nipple" in interpretive dance. One more of life's great mysteries solved!

Looks great, by the way. Great use of color.

[scorpionlives]

That is a creepy 4 foot nipple ... but the painting looks good ... looking forward to the finished piece

[LJonYT]

Nipples are awesome! You're such a dork, and I mean that in the Jen Hancock: Humanist Guide to Happiness dork=super cool kind of way.

[xxjacobxx3]

wtf.... (this girl makes me feel normal) lol

[L00NGB00W]

My, that's a very nice gigantic nipple you have there.

[SEvePhillips]

As a fellow artist I must say that's coming along nicely! I'm really impressed with your use of colors to give it dimension, it reminds me a bit of a monet as far as the color scheme goes, very soothing. =)

[weirdone8098]

having nipples coming at me from every direction would indeed be fun

[weirdone8098]

makes me wish i had a 4ft mouth..... kinda

[leespike16]

hehe i love your nipple :D

[AbdultheImpailler]

Was this a self-portrait or did you have a model?

Nipple dance...a new meme perhaps?

[spexbeanfarmer]

nipple dance!

[wilson0213]

ohhh, you really know how to get people to watch this video CompletelyLovely ;P

[Spike1x4]

ewww it looks like a male nipple

[whylie74]

Who's nipple? are all the paintings of different nipples? how many people agreed to have a 4' painting of their nipple done?

I wonder what interpretion the artsy over intellectuals will put on your paintings?

[vicarbeelee]

Nipple dance! Brilliant.

[benthediceman1]

Giant nipple painting... I... wasn't expecting this.

[Pliauga]

Wow...

[volbla]

You must film a bit when you do an exhibition sometime. Seeing a lot of your paintings (maybe nipples from everywhere) would be pretty rad.

[TooTuffShuff]

i want to see the finished product!

[srogouski]

I hate the Judeo Christian God. But I love the Greek Gods.

"Completely Lovely" has the personality of a Greek goddess, some minor water nympth, perhaps.

I can just imagine her keeping some mortal (maybe Odysseus) prisoner in her cave underneath the ocean. One day she's charming. The next day, she's a little peevish.

It makes Odysseus a little nervous when she shows him her painting and her interpretive dance.

What happens to him if he DOESN'T like it?

[suzsawyer7]

great work!!

[TheHanleyMan]

Loves it.. * Licks his monitor !! *

[drgodsauce]

Thumbs up if you think someone should've walked in @ 0:58

[deconverts]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that! At least the nipple wasn't cold! Good painting, though :P

[Nhurm]

'Attack of the 40ft Woman' in extreme close-up.

[blazearmoru]

XD everyone got owned.

[revlations]

O M G great nice video 

[vk2zay]

The anatomy looks pretty darn correct... Well done.

I should have studied art, checking out nipples all day, that's the life!

[CuriouserNCuriouser]

Please continue to keep us abreast of your artwork.

[GetMeThere1]

Yup. That's a big'un. I'd like to see someone try to deny it.

[paszTube]

*doing the nipple dance*

[mindfuldroid]

Looks like you're going nipplelistic. Maybe you should paint a single cell..or an atom. I love paintings of atoms..they're awesome

[asmulaabas]

Misleading title. Very mean :(

[BottomFeeder10]

Hot nipple man.

[Korkzor]

"nipples coming at you from all direction" - sounds like a mixture between a nightmare and a happy dream .. .:)

[Tylzen]

I.....don't know what to say..... That is truly a giant nipple.. I wonder if it is sensitive.. *pokes*

[Kargoneth]

O_o It looks like a land-form on Mars.

[Exofluke]

It reminds me of an area of mountain-landscape that I once climbed. . . .

Joke?

[Wingers413]

I love it!!

I've needed a good laugh...do a 3d nipple!



[dukeofmoldovia]

wow, you are really good at painting, i think you should do a youtube art show.

[bonnie43uk]

I am reminded of the film Banana's, where Woody Allen is chased by a giant tit.

[CuriouserNCuriouser]

@bonnie43uk

That wasn't Bananas, that was Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid To Ask).

[bonnie43uk]

@CuriouserNCuriouser Sorry, yeah, i realised my mistake as soon as i clicked "post". ( but i thought afterwards it was his film Sleeper, so you did correct me.)

[TheBoyFromNorfolk]

That is slightly insane. Awesome!

[MsMrNoface]

I knew there'd be a catch...

[hevyAccel]

I SO wish I had some art talent like you. I don't , so, BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! J/K thumbs up (Fucking YT's BS rating system)

[mrx0066600]

the nipples are strong with this one.

[MikaelDryden]

in one of your videos where you critisize Thunderf00t for his hostility toward mental issues/sicknesses you happened to mention that you have a mental disorder of some sort, i would be curious to know what it is........im not trolling or anything, just curious :)

[wtblessing]

I object! that was not the nipple dance! it was clearly the surfing dance.

[athywren]

Gyah! And me, moments from sleep...

If I die in my sleep, let it be known that, in my last moments, I was chased to my gruesome death by the hands of giant nipples.

AVENGE ME!

[SupermarketsRevil]

You're lucky I wasn't about to fap, cos my mind wouldn't have been able to escape the image of that monstrocity!! I mean, technically, the painting is great quality...but as for choices of things to paint...and with that 'zoom' level...maybe this is why im not artistic.

[BathTubNZ]

I know a guy who would love this

[Adipatus]

That's a very creepy nipples, but that's the human nipple alright.

[FmMan33]

It looks like it's been attacked by several mosquitoes...

[yersubconscious]

Excellent. 

[bigboy45454545]

How come men have nipples? I haven't breast fed a baby in sometime now. Think Family Guy.