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  • i know i'm way late and i would love to have one of them tardis usb dock thing can you please find out were to get one :D

  • omfg YES EMT ON SXEPHIL. i might just die from happiness

  • Grrr u hardly talked about Prometheus!

  • i been owned here...so i like it !!

  • Watchin' ma figurrr.

    lmfao

  • 5:28 so awesome

  • Sedation dentistry.

  • fuckin love harley OH SHIT!!!!

  • HAHAHAHA "He got an Cock-lee ear implant"?

    I love you, but it's pronounced 'coke lee er.' <3

  • Yawn.

  • BEST HARLEY MONOLOGUE EVAR

  • Only this guy can make me laugh and clap like a seal for 3 hours of watching all the videos I've missed.

  • i think this is my most favorite video that you have made. had me laughing so hard. i appreciate you phil.

  • Ha ja ha

  • Holy crap, the sad music worked!

  • Stupid nerd...............

  • respect for the mouth full of jack daniels

  • dude ur hilariuse thanks for all the news!!! i love being filled in!!!

  • Thanks for reminding me about Epic Meal Time, I fucked up and forgot a little. Thanks again.

  • I what A oven to cook my meat sacks

  • i really want to become someone important. i have a dream that i have been wanting to fulfill forever! i have always been good with technology, and never knew what to do with my skills. after 6 years of saving money to buy a mac and multiple apple devices to test on, i will soon become an app developer. it's what I always wanted. and what i really just want is advertisement for my developing group. haven't made it yet but support is all i want for christmas.

  • I now wish Harley would leave his swears/curses uncensored

  • btw nice hair cute

  • ipad! :)

  • Was that a voice over of harley or just a really good impression? I think it is an impression.

  • Republicans are not good for the economy

  • If its too late...DONT CARE I WANT 2000$ WORTH OF CINNAMON STICKS >:3

  • for me getting fillings is less painful the cleaning process... yeah I hate getting me teeth cleaned

  • ............ he did that Harley voice a little to naturaly.

  • $1000 gift card on steam

  • I keep coming back for the harley impression :)

  • awesome!!!!

  • I fucking love Harleys voice XD

  • Hi

  • @sxephil Damn why did that make me smile I thought I was evil and broken

  • I guess I'm an evil, evil, broken human being... :( I would have turned into a sap if it had been a puppy, but baby humans just aren't endearing to me. That's a very generous giveaway. Too bad I missed it, but I'm sure whoever won is enjoying their prize. ^_^

  • One of the best philly episodes ever. Can't believe I missed this one

  • that was the funniest segment on dentist visits i've ever heard from any comedian.

  • I have the same thing u had 4 years ago :( my lower teeth are infron of my upper teeth .. and they say they have to do surgery on my jaw then i have to wear braces for 2 years ..

  • RON PAUL 2012

  • Graaaaa

  • Phillip DeFranco for President!

  • Most of my friends suck at english sooooo I would like to share this awesome video everywhere, but none will understand -__-

  • I'm an evil, evil, broken being. Who likes this SHOW.

  • how much did you get from EMT :P

  • LMAO! Loved the Harley segment. BTW, Newt is a douche.

  • sweatpants:)

    

  • I want those angry birds.

  • as allways u r the BEST!!!!!!!!! I think u rule or at least should rule something.as for the question of the day im torn what do u think?and i would like wold peice na fuck that i want two thousand dollars worth of ammo for my mini 14,30/30,30.06and my 12 guage thanks santa ps a couple rounds for th 22 would be cool for my kids to

  • Alien prequel? HFS!

  • the baby was cute and ivwould like to have a love (guns) poster signed by u

  • happy tears :') that was adorable <3

  • that baby looks stoned

  • I actually smiled :3

    Yay, I'm not that broken after all!

  • GOOOOOOO TO THE DENTIST.

  • please move the black angry bird. why does the white man always want to keep the black bird down.

  • The Prometheus Movie Trailer done by Phil was the most awesome thing ever.

  • an ipod 4, black

  • Cutest Thing EVER!!!!

  • dude did you really just take a shot.....no wonder your so fucking funny

  • Best PDS yet.

  • By some weird chance, I brought my laptop into the bathroom and was unrolling floss at the start of the dentist portion....?

  • 5:42 if u were like that all the time i would really enjoy this show alot more

  • That's right, 5:42-6:09 lol.

  • A pc would be nice then id see ur the ads i miss on my phone lol

  • I must show that baby scene to my heartless friend. Because I want to see him cry that way I can think he is not such a terrible person.

  • HOW TO SOUND LIKE HARLEY:

    STEP 1: Drink Dack Janiels.

    STEP 2: Gargle said Jack Dagnals.

    STEP 3: ???

    STEP 4: Profit.

  • @anarchoiskunk the whole clip im like wtf are you talking about but then! lmfao! gold! lul

  • One of your best videos yet... I ran through every emotion.

  • IN-CREDIBLE harley voice

    

  • Ummm Philly D and Epicmealtime together? Please make that happen.

  • svour 13, you can't fucking spell a word, go back to school, moron.

  • lol bedazzle dick and i would like a pick with all my favs pihilly d,ozzy, gaberial i,mark from key of awsome, nicepeter,

  • gay republicans lol. I don't think there are many of those

  • When I get fillings it doesn't hurt at all. But my dentist numbs it so....yeah thats why.

  • fucking idiot

  • I didn't smile......

  • PROHECY WAKE UP=666

  • Bad for the penis dude.....

  • why is one side of his shirt always lower than the other side? xD

  • 1,999.99 and half a penny.

  • PHIL.

    true story. flossing your teeth can add on 7 years to your life. it removes bacteria that builds up between your teeth.

  • i want a bedazzled penis!

  • hahaha spot on harley impression!

  • epic meal time :)

  • I've always wondered does Harley writes those rants he does... soo epic!

  • I want an iPad so I cams do my writing on it and Skype with my best friend who is also my hero:)

  • i want dippin dots. we don't have them in canada, i've never had them, and i won't have much longer. also, i don't support stupid people reproducing, especially in mass reproduction.

  • i love going to the dentist. maybe im weird.

  • aw u so cute in this vid philly

  • amazing baby part and epic part

  • Phil! You're not going to the RIGHT dentist. My dentist sits me in the most comfortable chair in existence, gives me the remote to the TV, smiles at me the whole time, and then gives me a flower when I leave. I get to feel 5 and fabulous each time i go, and my hygienists (which are very good looking women, btw) never hurt me.

  • I would of loved a HD capture card so I could do livestreaming and youtube videos for games..Yup another one of those channels!

  • I hate the dentist too & btw I want a MacBook Pro. =]

  • I'm a man but i'm not ashamed to say that those few seconds in the video with the baby hearing for the first time gave me a smile and my eyes got a little watery.

  • @asdasdas5520 fag

  • @nick49669 troll...

  • That was not an impersonation. In the description he thanks him for the audio haha.

  • @XxKIWIBOMBxX Thats the point haha

  • Epic epic epic impersonation xD

  • HOLY CRAP that was an AMAZING IMPRESSION of Harley. Perfection. straight up Perfection

  • You should do a epic meal time

  • Epic Harley "impression"! XD

  • LOL 1,999.99 dollars

  • A gift up to 2 grand? OK I want 20 hundred dollar bills, duh.

  • All I want is a MacBook pro and a copy of amnesia the dark decent

  • I can't wait to see the side effects of that new dental procedure.

  • I went to the dentist a few years ago, and the dentist said I had a cavity. Apparently, it was 'shallow, so it didn't require numbing". So the fucker drilled into my fucking head without numbing me at all. Let me tell you what happens when you drill into your head... IT FUCKING HURTS. Suffice it to say I am not a fan of dentists.

  • my mom said that bill clinton was a great president, just a little hornier than usual hahahahaha

  • @RandomUtuber fx=effect sxe=sexy

  • All I want for Christmas is... To know what the sxe in your username stands for? It's killing me!

  • A firefly keychain.. it's shinny!!!

  • A 32 GB iPod touch so I don't feel left out when I'm with my 2 cousins... but I dont feel left out when they cook for me cus they're both females ;)

  • I want a laptop(asus n53sv-dh72)

  • My mom is a dentist and it SUCKS. She gets worried over every little thing with my teeth which means more appointments. And then when I go to the dentist/orthodontist she bonds with them and they start talking in their dentist code about my teeth.

  • Fuck you...

  • I have to go to the dentist every 3 months for a cleaning because of the way my dumb teeth are. I want a horse

  • I want 2,000 dollars worth of high grade marijuana.

  • Guys... It wasn't actually him saying that. Harley did the voice-over

  • Sperm bank... Bad thing...

  • All i want is for my familys medical problems to be fixed...And my dog angel.....

  • I wish I had 1999 dollars.

  • stop being a pussy phil. Go to the dentist. Also, love your show

  • was that your REAL voice!?

  • after you talked about the dentist i starred at your teeth

  • THAT IMPRESSION WAS AWESOME! :L

  • lol. i love the dentist.

  • There is a sperm bank add saying how they are the biggest in Boston and they try to relate it to us by showing baseballs and sports.

  • The baby made me cry, so adorable though!

  • The music made me cry

  • Been out for 3 weeks as me and my wife just welcomed our newest member of the family...Great video!!! I am a huge fan and share the DeFranco wisdon with anyone that will listen...good or bad! Got all I need for Christmas with the little one...but if want to throw anything as a congrats gift throw it hard at my face!!!

  • Philip DeFranco is my 2012 crush <3

  • if you can't afford a sperm bank, how do you afford a kid?!

  • @AgentHaun child-support

  • i dont realy care for chrismas. :(

  • i want you for xmas phil!!!! lol jk...maybe :P

  • Nothing justifies murder like a candy theft. 

  • I've been followin this channel for a while.....and i think this video is possibly the best one i've ever seen....just cuz it is

  • Been in the mood for a base model PS3, might get that at some point - but I don't want it from you, Phil (no offense) - plenty of other people in the nation who are much less fortunate than I. Hope it makes somebody's holiday season!

  • wait, what

  • Haha ! It's a mother fucken space movie !

  • lol

  • at what sec is the anonymous pic?

  • Two way ticket to Europe, and the leftover as cash? Can I do that or is that not allowed?

  • I would like 1000 subs

  • dam phil 5 years? lol id start goin yr teeth r guna start getting nasty

  • I would like an alienware m17x

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  • this is late but a hauppage hd pvr 

  • A laptop

  • Very late, but as soon as I saw it I knew I had to get one. That TARDIS USB hub. Where oh where did it come from?

  • this is late. BUT I WANT A TRAPEZE!

  • Love your faces!

    

  • I pad 2 :)

  • My mother's love.

  • Why does it matter if the female protagonist is sexy or not? That film looks epic.

  • x-box 360

  • Macbook pro

  • pronounced coke-le-er

    

  • Harley should be the next Don LaFontaine

  • You sound just like Harley! I want Beats headphones

  • @imjustheretocomment2 It's because it was him?