i really want to become someone important. i have a dream that i have been wanting to fulfill forever! i have always been good with technology, and never knew what to do with my skills. after 6 years of saving money to buy a mac and multiple apple devices to test on, i will soon become an app developer. it's what I always wanted. and what i really just want is advertisement for my developing group. haven't made it yet but support is all i want for christmas.
I guess I'm an evil, evil, broken human being... :( I would have turned into a sap if it had been a puppy, but baby humans just aren't endearing to me. That's a very generous giveaway. Too bad I missed it, but I'm sure whoever won is enjoying their prize. ^_^
I have the same thing u had 4 years ago :( my lower teeth are infron of my upper teeth .. and they say they have to do surgery on my jaw then i have to wear braces for 2 years ..
as allways u r the BEST!!!!!!!!! I think u rule or at least should rule something.as for the question of the day im torn what do u think?and i would like wold peice na fuck that i want two thousand dollars worth of ammo for my mini 14,30/30,30.06and my 12 guage thanks santa ps a couple rounds for th 22 would be cool for my kids to
i want dippin dots. we don't have them in canada, i've never had them, and i won't have much longer. also, i don't support stupid people reproducing, especially in mass reproduction.
Phil! You're not going to the RIGHT dentist. My dentist sits me in the most comfortable chair in existence, gives me the remote to the TV, smiles at me the whole time, and then gives me a flower when I leave. I get to feel 5 and fabulous each time i go, and my hygienists (which are very good looking women, btw) never hurt me.
I'm a man but i'm not ashamed to say that those few seconds in the video with the baby hearing for the first time gave me a smile and my eyes got a little watery.
I went to the dentist a few years ago, and the dentist said I had a cavity. Apparently, it was 'shallow, so it didn't require numbing". So the fucker drilled into my fucking head without numbing me at all. Let me tell you what happens when you drill into your head... IT FUCKING HURTS. Suffice it to say I am not a fan of dentists.
I wanted a $90 beach cruiser bicycle from walmart that was a really pretty mint green with really pretty black and white flowery stuff on the seat so I could lose weight and save on gas and not have to buy a parking pass so I asked for "donations" for Christmas... I didn't have enough Christmas money to get it... :,(
My mom is a dentist and it SUCKS. She gets worried over every little thing with my teeth which means more appointments. And then when I go to the dentist/orthodontist she bonds with them and they start talking in their dentist code about my teeth.
Been out for 3 weeks as me and my wife just welcomed our newest member of the family...Great video!!! I am a huge fan and share the DeFranco wisdon with anyone that will listen...good or bad! Got all I need for Christmas with the little one...but if want to throw anything as a congrats gift throw it hard at my face!!!
Been in the mood for a base model PS3, might get that at some point - but I don't want it from you, Phil (no offense) - plenty of other people in the nation who are much less fortunate than I. Hope it makes somebody's holiday season!
i know i'm way late and i would love to have one of them tardis usb dock thing can you please find out were to get one :D
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omfg YES EMT ON SXEPHIL. i might just die from happiness
paint4splatter 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Grrr u hardly talked about Prometheus!
CoolGuyZach00 1 week ago
i been owned here...so i like it !!
lionhart2k 1 week ago
Watchin' ma figurrr.
lmfao
Moqlnnknn 1 week ago
5:28 so awesome
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Sedation dentistry.
RevlisGT 2 weeks ago
fuckin love harley OH SHIT!!!!
whatupwoods 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHA "He got an Cock-lee ear implant"?
I love you, but it's pronounced 'coke lee er.' <3
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Yawn.
OroborusFMA 2 weeks ago
BEST HARLEY MONOLOGUE EVAR
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Incredible just incredible. No wonder everyone is talking about this video!
HowToGetRidAcne 3 weeks ago
Only this guy can make me laugh and clap like a seal for 3 hours of watching all the videos I've missed.
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i think this is my most favorite video that you have made. had me laughing so hard. i appreciate you phil.
cjcjacinto09 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Ha ja ha
SaiyanParmos 3 weeks ago
Holy crap, the sad music worked!
Queeny2k11 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Stupid nerd...............
kahuna181 3 weeks ago
respect for the mouth full of jack daniels
lordofun 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
dude ur hilariuse thanks for all the news!!! i love being filled in!!!
blksprman20 1 month ago in playlist More videos from sxephil
Thanks for reminding me about Epic Meal Time, I fucked up and forgot a little. Thanks again.
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I what A oven to cook my meat sacks
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i really want to become someone important. i have a dream that i have been wanting to fulfill forever! i have always been good with technology, and never knew what to do with my skills. after 6 years of saving money to buy a mac and multiple apple devices to test on, i will soon become an app developer. it's what I always wanted. and what i really just want is advertisement for my developing group. haven't made it yet but support is all i want for christmas.
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HowToGetRidAcne 1 month ago
I now wish Harley would leave his swears/curses uncensored
Vinnisaurus 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
btw nice hair cute
MrRandomuser69 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
ipad! :)
MrRandomuser69 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Was that a voice over of harley or just a really good impression? I think it is an impression.
angleofdeath2099 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Republicans are not good for the economy
Hreinn91 1 month ago
If its too late...DONT CARE I WANT 2000$ WORTH OF CINNAMON STICKS >:3
namsabnek 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
for me getting fillings is less painful the cleaning process... yeah I hate getting me teeth cleaned
0justarandomguy0 1 month ago
............ he did that Harley voice a little to naturaly.
Serialnumber117 1 month ago
$1000 gift card on steam
Ghostkiller5555 1 month ago
I keep coming back for the harley impression :)
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awesome!!!!
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I fucking love Harleys voice XD
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Hi
lllPHALANXlll 1 month ago
@sxephil Damn why did that make me smile I thought I was evil and broken
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I guess I'm an evil, evil, broken human being... :( I would have turned into a sap if it had been a puppy, but baby humans just aren't endearing to me. That's a very generous giveaway. Too bad I missed it, but I'm sure whoever won is enjoying their prize. ^_^
Renzouku 1 month ago
One of the best philly episodes ever. Can't believe I missed this one
biscuit2k4 1 month ago
that was the funniest segment on dentist visits i've ever heard from any comedian.
kivo2003 1 month ago
I have the same thing u had 4 years ago :( my lower teeth are infron of my upper teeth .. and they say they have to do surgery on my jaw then i have to wear braces for 2 years ..
xXMoeRockXx 1 month ago
RON PAUL 2012
MrEricsguitar 1 month ago
Graaaaa
mySONamanda 1 month ago
Phillip DeFranco for President!
BIGGUYLILHORN 1 month ago 22
Most of my friends suck at english sooooo I would like to share this awesome video everywhere, but none will understand -__-
IgrOn1989 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I'm an evil, evil, broken being. Who likes this SHOW.
Fivefires24 1 month ago
how much did you get from EMT :P
DRAC2GUNZ 1 month ago
LMAO! Loved the Harley segment. BTW, Newt is a douche.
smf5599 1 month ago
sweatpants:)
KnBvideos 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I want those angry birds.
Vampirebiscuit 1 month ago
as allways u r the BEST!!!!!!!!! I think u rule or at least should rule something.as for the question of the day im torn what do u think?and i would like wold peice na fuck that i want two thousand dollars worth of ammo for my mini 14,30/30,30.06and my 12 guage thanks santa ps a couple rounds for th 22 would be cool for my kids to
mrslacker14u 1 month ago
Alien prequel? HFS!
99trbonium 1 month ago
the baby was cute and ivwould like to have a love (guns) poster signed by u
TheBeast324347 1 month ago
happy tears :') that was adorable <3
whitehannahi 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
that baby looks stoned
Waterboy109 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I actually smiled :3
Yay, I'm not that broken after all!
Shift9001 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
GOOOOOOO TO THE DENTIST.
denzell21w 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
please move the black angry bird. why does the white man always want to keep the black bird down.
coolville 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The Prometheus Movie Trailer done by Phil was the most awesome thing ever.
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Cutest Thing EVER!!!!
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rolandholland82 1 month ago
dude did you really just take a shot.....no wonder your so fucking funny
gundamviewer17 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Best PDS yet.
FrankC00l 1 month ago
By some weird chance, I brought my laptop into the bathroom and was unrolling floss at the start of the dentist portion....?
Gravefalcon 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
5:42 if u were like that all the time i would really enjoy this show alot more
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That's right, 5:42-6:09 lol.
MrChuka66 1 month ago
A pc would be nice then id see ur the ads i miss on my phone lol
DaddyClarkson 1 month ago
I must show that baby scene to my heartless friend. Because I want to see him cry that way I can think he is not such a terrible person.
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HOW TO SOUND LIKE HARLEY:
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@anarchoiskunk the whole clip im like wtf are you talking about but then! lmfao! gold! lul
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One of your best videos yet... I ran through every emotion.
staindtj09 1 month ago
IN-CREDIBLE harley voice
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Ummm Philly D and Epicmealtime together? Please make that happen.
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svour 13, you can't fucking spell a word, go back to school, moron.
bomberfun1 1 month ago
lol bedazzle dick and i would like a pick with all my favs pihilly d,ozzy, gaberial i,mark from key of awsome, nicepeter,
bikerchickwildcat 1 month ago
gay republicans lol. I don't think there are many of those
TheSokilla 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
When I get fillings it doesn't hurt at all. But my dentist numbs it so....yeah thats why.
shoopdawoop013 1 month ago
fucking idiot
mort4mort 1 month ago
I didn't smile......
killervirus57 1 month ago
PROHECY WAKE UP=666
benitoabdul 1 month ago
Bad for the penis dude.....
MrTMONEY7919 1 month ago in playlist More videos from sxephil
why is one side of his shirt always lower than the other side? xD
jesusfreak16luke 1 month ago
1,999.99 and half a penny.
uJellie 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
PHIL.
true story. flossing your teeth can add on 7 years to your life. it removes bacteria that builds up between your teeth.
960706 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i want a bedazzled penis!
jensanlouis76 1 month ago
hahaha spot on harley impression!
MsHpss 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
epic meal time :)
mena244 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I've always wondered does Harley writes those rants he does... soo epic!
3idjn7 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I want an iPad so I cams do my writing on it and Skype with my best friend who is also my hero:)
fantasmiclyME 1 month ago
i want dippin dots. we don't have them in canada, i've never had them, and i won't have much longer. also, i don't support stupid people reproducing, especially in mass reproduction.
obviouslyamystery 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i love going to the dentist. maybe im weird.
jaydee1389 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
aw u so cute in this vid philly
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amazing baby part and epic part
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Phil! You're not going to the RIGHT dentist. My dentist sits me in the most comfortable chair in existence, gives me the remote to the TV, smiles at me the whole time, and then gives me a flower when I leave. I get to feel 5 and fabulous each time i go, and my hygienists (which are very good looking women, btw) never hurt me.
Bluefirevixon 1 month ago
I would of loved a HD capture card so I could do livestreaming and youtube videos for games..Yup another one of those channels!
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I hate the dentist too & btw I want a MacBook Pro. =]
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Pattyforfreedom 1 month ago
I'm a man but i'm not ashamed to say that those few seconds in the video with the baby hearing for the first time gave me a smile and my eyes got a little watery.
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beven33 1 month ago
That was not an impersonation. In the description he thanks him for the audio haha.
XxKIWIBOMBxX 1 month ago
@XxKIWIBOMBxX Thats the point haha
ThatsReallyCrazy 1 month ago
Epic epic epic impersonation xD
tyorkt 1 month ago
HOLY CRAP that was an AMAZING IMPRESSION of Harley. Perfection. straight up Perfection
Amicus405 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Where's the crow?
yellowcanarystudios 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 22nd, 2011 (Start Here)
You should do a epic meal time
AaronKomar 1 month ago
Epic Harley "impression"! XD
eastsideboy10114 1 month ago in playlist More videos from sxephil
LOL 1,999.99 dollars
DaRejecTable 1 month ago
A gift up to 2 grand? OK I want 20 hundred dollar bills, duh.
yadidimeanmaine 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
All I want is a MacBook pro and a copy of amnesia the dark decent
candyjunkie1 1 month ago
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O dam it i havnt didnt watch this till now
The woman taking his sperm should research the guy and get to know him
So i think its their risk
sunlord1996 1 month ago
I can't wait to see the side effects of that new dental procedure.
DiamondAsheaka 1 month ago
I went to the dentist a few years ago, and the dentist said I had a cavity. Apparently, it was 'shallow, so it didn't require numbing". So the fucker drilled into my fucking head without numbing me at all. Let me tell you what happens when you drill into your head... IT FUCKING HURTS. Suffice it to say I am not a fan of dentists.
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my mom said that bill clinton was a great president, just a little hornier than usual hahahahaha
MrJessieecakess 1 month ago
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DailyColors 1 month ago
All I want for Christmas is... To know what the sxe in your username stands for? It's killing me!
RandomUtuber 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
A firefly keychain.. it's shinny!!!
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I wanted a $90 beach cruiser bicycle from walmart that was a really pretty mint green with really pretty black and white flowery stuff on the seat so I could lose weight and save on gas and not have to buy a parking pass so I asked for "donations" for Christmas... I didn't have enough Christmas money to get it... :,(
Rosykisses 1 month ago
A 32 GB iPod touch so I don't feel left out when I'm with my 2 cousins... but I dont feel left out when they cook for me cus they're both females ;)
YoMommaGotBent 1 month ago
I want a laptop(asus n53sv-dh72)
togetherandforever 1 month ago
My mom is a dentist and it SUCKS. She gets worried over every little thing with my teeth which means more appointments. And then when I go to the dentist/orthodontist she bonds with them and they start talking in their dentist code about my teeth.
XxloveandlaughxX 1 month ago
Fuck you...
Thunderlips502 1 month ago
I have to go to the dentist every 3 months for a cleaning because of the way my dumb teeth are. I want a horse
EveeLover 1 month ago
I want 2,000 dollars worth of high grade marijuana.
nowwithmorekick 1 month ago
Guys... It wasn't actually him saying that. Harley did the voice-over
135BoZo 1 month ago
Sperm bank... Bad thing...
Vineweaver 1 month ago
All i want is for my familys medical problems to be fixed...And my dog angel.....
killercloud345 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I wish I had 1999 dollars.
MW2Turtle 1 month ago
stop being a pussy phil. Go to the dentist. Also, love your show
MrSircharles05 1 month ago
was that your REAL voice!?
resaspieces 1 month ago
after you talked about the dentist i starred at your teeth
Fici911 1 month ago
THAT IMPRESSION WAS AWESOME! :L
TommtheDrummer 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol. i love the dentist.
Aeds17 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
There is a sperm bank add saying how they are the biggest in Boston and they try to relate it to us by showing baseballs and sports.
777asdjkl 1 month ago
The baby made me cry, so adorable though!
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The music made me cry
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Been out for 3 weeks as me and my wife just welcomed our newest member of the family...Great video!!! I am a huge fan and share the DeFranco wisdon with anyone that will listen...good or bad! Got all I need for Christmas with the little one...but if want to throw anything as a congrats gift throw it hard at my face!!!
djpoling 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Philip DeFranco is my 2012 crush <3
Sidagoki 1 month ago
if you can't afford a sperm bank, how do you afford a kid?!
AgentHaun 1 month ago 125
@AgentHaun child-support
skatefiction 1 month ago
i dont realy care for chrismas. :(
CreepyTheCreeper 1 month ago
i want you for xmas phil!!!! lol jk...maybe :P
lynnandmarty09 1 month ago
Nothing justifies murder like a candy theft.
MrHomeChef 1 month ago
I've been followin this channel for a while.....and i think this video is possibly the best one i've ever seen....just cuz it is
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Been in the mood for a base model PS3, might get that at some point - but I don't want it from you, Phil (no offense) - plenty of other people in the nation who are much less fortunate than I. Hope it makes somebody's holiday season!
MrSlowestD16 1 month ago
wait, what
mmungai18 1 month ago
Haha ! It's a mother fucken space movie !
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lol
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at what sec is the anonymous pic?
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Two way ticket to Europe, and the leftover as cash? Can I do that or is that not allowed?
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I would like 1000 subs
MsOnlyusemeshotgun 1 month ago
dam phil 5 years? lol id start goin yr teeth r guna start getting nasty
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I would like an alienware m17x
impuriti 1 month ago
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impo55 1 month ago
Iphone 4s :D
Seagullkiller2 1 month ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Thursday Dec 22nd, 2011 (Start Here)
this is late but a hauppage hd pvr
iwouldlikemuffin1 1 month ago
A laptop
Brago750 1 month ago
Very late, but as soon as I saw it I knew I had to get one. That TARDIS USB hub. Where oh where did it come from?
telkesh1 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
this is late. BUT I WANT A TRAPEZE!
DoritVlogs 1 month ago
Love your faces!
Flash25Gordon 1 month ago
I pad 2 :)
MrLegendaryXD 1 month ago
My mother's love.
DaxinatorProductions 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Why does it matter if the female protagonist is sexy or not? That film looks epic.
channelclaire 1 month ago
x-box 360
treklord3 1 month ago
Macbook pro
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pronounced coke-le-er
greattechreviews 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Harley should be the next Don LaFontaine
mybeaubella 1 month ago
You sound just like Harley! I want Beats headphones
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@imjustheretocomment2 It's because it was him?
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