[東方] Sakuya Izayoi Rampage (English subs)

[IanGuevarra1]

And to think the chasing all started with Meiling not doing her job. That's why we have Sakuya to keep b*tches in line.

[WatarimonoChan]

The fast paced nature of this video reminds me of the WarioWare games in so many ways~

[Nyanfan95]

What the music play in this video ?

[yooshiman]

2:55 U.N. Owen was on her face

[12lumps]

1:45 Remilia goes Pon!

[TheNotThatCoolGuy]

I bet this is the kind of driving plot behind most Touhou games...

[swinsan]

poor reimu =/

[pigpiggig]

Pad. Always go with sakura. Nice :D

[Clockworkmaster1]

i rely need to stop watching these and write my essays. . .

but it can wait a few more minutes...

[RayzeCruxis]

01:38 lmao qaddafi'd!

[Waffalpirat3]

Chibi Flandre :D



[francaom7]

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3+3+3=⑨

[1pikachupachirisu]

1:21 CHIBI SCARLET SISTERS! :3 

[C14cinema]

That was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[LifeOfFai]

1:22 the Scarlet sisters... O‿‿O

[camwoodstock]

Culpit I I

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[psoslash]

meiling: didnt we already passed that door?

patchouli: shut up and keep dodging knifes

[Ac6476]

What is Meiling wearing?

[sailorloveful]

Meiling managed to survive the longest

[videohell201]

Poor Meiling and espacially Marisa.

Marisa got Flan stuck in her face!

:)

[Umbreon1001]

@videohell201 In that moment,I wanted to be Marisa.

[Ac6476]

I have some questions. WHY is Flandre acting like its tag? Why did Sakuya want to kill Patchouli and final of all Flandre kissed Marisa. XD

[CreepySnowmenFTW]

@Ac6476 Sakuya wanted to kill Patchouli as well, because the latter left NON-burnable trash outside when in fact, it was BURNABLE trash day.

[jwebb232]

timing is off ... ruins the whole thing ... would rather watch unsubbed annotated version ...

[Jgm7745]

0:40 this pleases Patchouli

[Inodeathdragon]

remilia on a motorbike ?????

[SirReallyNoOne]

@Inodeathdragon Danmaku on Motorcycles!

[Lili10991]

1:39 Meiling is running for her life, but Remilia and Flandre are thinking this is just a silly tag game...

[genius11433]

Around 1:30, the screen flashes white for a split second before the word "Kill" shows up. There's Japanese text in that flash. Can someone please translate it?

[yoshi29794]

@genius11433 "さすがにココは止められまい 大和" It almost means "At this rate, he/she can't hold himself/herself anymore Yamato". I think the subject of the phrase is Sakuya... Also, "Yamato" is a name, may be the Creator (?).

I'm not English, so I hope you'll get it :)

[raruteam]

xDDD poor mei ling at final, what would happen to her?

[ChibiChocobo1]

-.-' Well, you figure all she goes through with those twins, she was bound to snap sometime...

[JadeEmbodient]

reimu got raped

[Arieon101cuba]

@JadeEmbodient LOL

[milli749style]

poor Mei ling

[xxmarixxanimefreakxx]

so me when im pissed

[maskedtime64]

i like the part when flandre jumped on marisa's face

[Niflo99]

What is the music?

[Nearkillkira]

@Niflo99 night of nights

[Ryskar]

this video is inaccurate because Patchy can't into running

[SamusAran13567]

1:21 Flandre and Remilia look adorable :)

[kirkland123447889]

remi sister enjoying this

[darklordl3on]

im pretty sure this could all have been solved with a little bit off time stopping

[StoneShipman]

BOOM da ze!

[MsOdale]

I LOVE YOU SAKUYA-SAN!!!!!!

[dragonfighter02]

Patchy has the face of a military man XD just look at how she looks when she runs, and then there's meiling... This must be normal for her...

[Kevinmonitor]

Just how long is the Scarlet Devil Mansion hallway...No wonder they have enough wide space to run for their lives.

[MariellasMusic]

00:42 Koakuma! :D

[WoodenZigzagoon]

Marisa actually explained once why she's not the absolute most powerful person in Gensokyo, with her ability to stop time and all, in The Grimoire of Marisa. (And why she doesn't just stop time to catch Hong etc. here)

"Spellcards are rules that change murder into a game, and the point is to show off your power by going easy on your opponent. Because it is a game, each creature's abilities, memories, and thoughts are vividly expressed."

[LaviaChan]

I love it xDD

[CrescentGames]

Sakuya's VERY loyal to her mistress...until she and her little sister mention breast pads...

[Dragynn5]

Patchy seems to have dealt with her asthma for the time being; I guess her Patchuppa the Rappa workout is working.

[CrescentGames]

@Dragynn5

more like the asthma ran the hell away from sakuya :P

[XxSoNanokaxX]

2:56

Marisa :>



[blackhawaii34]

only in the scarlet mansion...

[lsd4kush]

marisa's eyes bug me .___.

[1lugialover]

1:22

Remilia and Flandre: Weee! This is fun!

Patchy and Meiling: NO IT'S NOT.

[HydraWolf1]

Lol@Flandre, "Here Sakuya, these r yours" ROMAL.

[CrescentGames]

flandre's adorable!!!

[Emoraven280]

@OrinKitsune same here >w<

[Rizlim]

02:37 Cirno!

[ (0 / 3) + 2 + 7 = ⑨ ]

[XzoahX]

Why dose Strawberry Shortcake's evil twin sister have a red motorcycle?

(Yes I know her name is Remelia Scarlet)

And why dose Strawberry Shortcake's other evil pick a shopping cart of all things to get away?

(Yes I know her name is Flandre Scarlet)

[Emoraven280]

@XzoahX  lol XD "strawberry shortcake"...

[Mikiglaceon]

@tankOdrum2 Awwwww,where's the fun in that?

[Alama162]

LOL, At 1:22 , those small ,IDK,Were cute. They were in Meiling's hands

[solidsnakefovever]

chibi flan and remi are the best 1:22

[10me20]

My bad 2:37

[10me20]

Lol 3:27 she threw cirno

[htfkid2000]

Composition C3 is much older then Composition C4 MARISA!

[Futurhunk]

This is awsome it's in English sub thank you Meiling144

[dakota1000000]

remilia has wings, why does she need a motorcycle?

[tankOdrum2]

I have question...

If Sakuya can distort time and all.... Why doesn't she just freeze time to catch them and knife them in the back....

[MGS3Snake6]

@tankOdrum2 *knifes him*

[SakiAiza]

I loved it with the original song, but when I played Yakety Sax at the same time... Let's just say I still can't catch my breath.

[JULIB1990]

This video is super funny XD Flandre and Remilia laugh, while the others are like: "HELP!" :D Must be pretty hard if that happens everyday XD

@unicron245 In that case, Sonic and Shadow shouldn´t have any problems to escape from Sakuya XD

[Eenelover238]

Sakuya: Me when I'm playing a fps. People ALWAYS run. As a result, I get angry

Everyone else: People that run from me :(

[kadesibert]

XD!!! that was hilarious! i nearly died laughing XD

[armydoom96]

Meiling is like: RUN IF I WANT TO LIVE. Patchy is like: this is not good. Remi is like: Awsome. and Flan is like: YAY!!!!

[videohell201]

why is flandre and remilia smiling?

[videohell201]

sakuya is very angry at garbage throwers.

what are those egg-like things anyway?

[ALDOGMO13]

@videohell201 those are pads cuz sakuya is uhm.. flat- *KNIFED*

[chuchu2019]

i just realised... why didnt sakuya just stop time and surround them with knives?

[iknothatukno]

press 4 to die by cuteness

[WoodenZigzagoon]

@iknothatukno Oh come on.. how cute could it b.. ( °w° ) .. OH GOD! *Dies*

[dakota1000000]

my favorite part was when meiling was carrying remilia and flandre

[sonofabicho]

meiling got rape

[Bluebedo]

Just another day in the SDM!

[AogamixXxPierce]

1:22 (°ω°) Remilia and Flandre (°ω°)

[unicron245]

looks like Remilia and Flandre were having fun and if Sakuya is chasing you through the SDM if you run into a dead end your pretty much fucked unless you can move at the speed of light, stop time or something lol

[Tackman314]

For those wondering why Sakuya didn't freeze time to get them...Sakuya likes a good chase and hunt

[mranimegirl1]

underpants 2:25

[iliekmudkipss]

I know that someone draws faces like Patchy's was at first, but I cant remember who. Can someone tell me who drew her/this video?

[Doomed100]

@marmoolo that was Koakuma

[Laxwilim]

I ate the last slice of pizza at a friends and then this song started so he was chasing me yeahhh

[strikezero01]

2:36 Poor Cirno

2:50 You call that a rescue?! more ambush-rape!

[mranimegirl1]

2:27 underpants

[marmoolo]

Did anyone else see a red-haired girl pop out of the trash-bag when thrown?

[Emoraven280]

@marmoolo I did lol XD

[Mangobitz]

why didn't sakuya just freeze time then kill them? XD

[GUILTYGEARIZUKA]

poor patchy and meiling D:

they were the only ones to sufer sakuya's rage

[LimitBreakZero]

Why doesn't she just freeze time and catch up with them that way?

[SilentStalkerX]

1:06 - you should've left it as GJ. More funnier imo.

[mrminny2000]

2:50 cracked me up : nice rescue yukari

[Yasmimm2011]

Reimu look's like a badass.... (lol)

[TheLadyoftheleek]

Marisa reminds me of Deidara...do you think they might be related?

[RebeccaSaysYay]

LOL look at Patchy's face! It's like "Come on Sakuya. This shit again?"

[mmdftw]

Little do we know that that's the most Patchouli has ever run in her entire life.

[tomnjerry1964]

uh oh, 2 girls weer fired and 2 girls are etc.

[huntercommander]

Actually both Marisa and Flandre crashed into a column and turned into power items.

Poor Flandre... :(

[Umezawa94]

@huntercommander if you look closely, marisa gets rid of flandre first and runs into the column afterwards. so flandre is ok ^^

[huntercommander]

@Umezawa94 Yes, that's right. :) So both Flandre and Remilia escaped. :>

[Seamaid96]

Another thing: When Sakuya thinks "Kill" at 1:30, it's actually fitting how the background figure stops running at that time. That's why I love this sub even though the pictures have lesser contrast then.

[Seamaid96]

One of the funnier run-chases out there. :D

[NewBakultimate]

What is the name of the song please ? ^^ I'd like to download it :-D

[WorldWalker128]

Dare I ask where she was keeping all those knives?

[MoonrayDrake]

That's one long corridor Oo

[BrownieApocalypse]

Flandre: Why am I even running?

Remilia: ...

Meiling: CRAPCRAPCRAP

[AmberKobato]

2:17 BOOM da ze!

2:21 GTFO

Yukari starts attacking Reimu since 2:46. Sure, "rescue"... Yukari is trolling again... and she is from Reimu's Harem <3

[chongjunxiang3002]

run!as fast as you can (if you give sakuya unburnable trash)

[chongjunxiang3002]

why patchy can run as fast as she can

[LeekGallade85]

3:04 Is she happy or scared?

[deathsoul101]

2:12 BEST FACE MADE BY MARISA EVER!

[piskieful]

Dude! I love this video! This is sooooo funny! LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!! X3

[dataslycer]

Non-burnable trash Patchy tossed at 0:43 was Koakuma?!

[Meiling144]

@dataslycer Yes, it was. :/

[Wolflord1995]

I <3 the chibi remilia and flandre @ 1:22 ^^

[SonicNobodyX]

LMAO i cant stop watching this!! xD luv the music 2!

[TehEeveeBlossom]

Marisa: and before I crashed into ze pole, I saw Ze Flandre flash before my eyes!!! Ze

[TheEvilKendra]

2:54

FACE GLOMP!!!

[MoebiusxCatastrophe]

I love how Patchouli runs like the T-1000

[bombardier07]

This needs to be made into an arcade game! >.<

[Skinnydevil1995]

This thing always crack me up

[PatrickT22]

1:23 Flandre & Remilia: :3

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

There are still a few things untranslated, although I'm sure it's mostly sound effects.

Still, good job!

[NemesisTheZombieKing]

...awesome....got no idea what just happened....but awesome XD

[TheGaud0]

omg there is a 9 on sakuyas sleeve at 0:17

[silversamm]

@TheGaud0

that;s just a button @.@

[Wolflord1995]

@TheGaud0 BAAAAAAKAAAAAA!!!

[TheFlyingPenguinz]

A Flandre in the face keeps the Sakuya away?

[zeraek]

@TheFlyingPenguinz umm no.. if you pause it at 2:59, you'll see that Marisa flies off the pole into Sakuya (who slices her in an X pattern with double knifes)

[TheFlyingPenguinz]

Im pretty sure Patchouli had a heart attack after this

[Marksman18V]

1:52

MOTAHBAIKU!

[Arrakhis]

RUN CHINA RUN!!

[Vindingus]

ANd this is why you don't anfer the custodians.....

[TouhouLoverZ]

哈哈....很好笑哦

[SummitGold]

2:56

Marisa x Flandre

[loverofjesusMKII]

@SummitGold T_T I wana know what flandre is saying

[FFantasyDreams]

knowing what their saying makes it even more funny! xD

[miakulit]

haha! this is soo funny and cute! xD

[C0v6nant]

lol Remillia turned into a yukkuri at 1:47

[darthBel]

lawlz Yukari raped Reimu!

[deathsaurer515]

The reason flandre is so happy to be running is cuz that's her first time not being locked in the basement.

[EOCB]

why would a chinease girl talk about japanese food in her sleep? btw isn't there a chinese word for ramen? (damnit I should really stop pointing out minor things)

[beyondthegrave2005]

@EOCB Google it, you'll understand why Meiling does these things.

[EOCB]

@beyondthegrave2005 I meant the fact that she is a CHINESE girl talking about JAPANEASE food....

[beyondthegrave2005]

@EOCB Ever noticed that she lives in Gensokyo, a fantasy version of Japan?

[EOCB]

@beyondthegrave2005 I know that it is in japan...

[beyondthegrave2005]

@EOCB There you go, there's your answer.

[EOCB]

@beyondthegrave2005 yea but, wouldn't she say whatever the chinese word for ramen is? or something chinese?

[beyondthegrave2005]

@EOCB She's been there for about 100 years or so, seems likely she'd forget Chinese all together.

[EOCB]

@beyondthegrave2005 nah,,,,

[EOCB]

@Lortagreb I know that, but don't they have another word for it? *thinks about chinease writing system* ooh yea..... they don't have any real ways to spell...

[Lortagreb]

@EOCB 日本拉面

[EOCB]

@Lortagreb if you are writing chinease then all I can tell is that you have written four words....

[EOCB]

reimu and Marisa look older then in the games....

[Pretztailfan95]

Yay! English!

But no secrets...D:

But I'm still glad you did this~

[TriangulateStudios]

Thank you so much for this!