Lingo - Cumshot

[Juliahaver]

Die jongen kijkt echt heel onschuldig alsof hij zelf ook niet weet wat het betekend. Geweldig XD!

[shakespearsplat]

humor xD

[nazizombiegamer1]

kk ziek XD

[BoscoBlood]

0.22

Male: C-U-M-S-H-O-T

Female: OMG WHAT THE FUCK

[blaatbeer]

CUMS-HOT Haha the girls facial expression at 0:22 is priceless too.

[matthijs122]

@blaatbeer hahaha facial expression ^^

[ikhebjeliefdus]

Dit is het briljantste moment ooit in Lingo. :')

[Rugdopey]

can someone translating german please

[JagSkaSotaEr]

@Rugdopey That's Dutch, not German!

[wesseldewerk]

@Rugdopey Arghhhhh... Dutch and German are two completely different languages!!! And if you call a Dutchman a German they would never translate it for you!

[Errorcode38]

@Rugdopey This is dutch! Stupid..

[Thys93]

Hoeveel kinderen zouden het hebben opgezocht :)

[Bense23]

Immerhin noch das T gefunden...

[Chritj96]

CUMS-HOT

[Icyeagle28]

wish i could understand.......

[VengHunterz]

@Icyeagle28 I could explain it to you, but well.. :p, up to you

[littledwarf12]

Ik kom niet meer bij... hahahahaha

[raisinsunn]

ohlala en hoe hij dat onschuldig uitspreekt: coems-Hot... tja man! 

[raisinsunn]

HISTORISCH ja! Die jongen heft ballen man! CUMSHOT! Hoe lief, hoe romantisch! aaah

[AzykkHD]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA­

[St3volution]

hehe die vriendin weet precies wat 't betekent

[o00ooo00000o]

Tsjah het stond in het woordenboek dus..

[Grasmaaier12]

Ik moet eigenlijk het hardste lachen om dat gezicht van die vriendin van hem. :')

[MrDelirage]

het mooie is dat ze nog zegt:

"Ik weet niet wat dit is JP"

[Linnas79]

Kums hot, whahahaha

Sta je dàn effe voor lul, eh, joker!

[Grasshoper94]

hahahahaha kk grapig

[R0Y90]

'; Laurens daar heb je toch geen woordenboek voor nodig'' XD!

[maas1974]

kut lingo..altijd wijven met kleine tietjes

[the030specialists]

@maas1974 dan zou ik maar ff lucille werner googlen, en afbeeldingen bekijken

[computerhoofd]

kums hot

[AlpineGuitars]

HHAHAHAH KGING HELEMAAL KAPOT XD

[peter8471]

CUMS-HOT?

[blablaat]

hhahaha, de chick naast hem dan. oh no he didn't!

[DigitalLightSpeedDLS]

Hahaha... Stakker!

[cinqpower]

@DigitalLightSpeedDLS Stakker? Beetje wel ja, maar Lucille speelt wel advocaat van de duivel.

Eerst vragen wat het is omdat ze het niet weet, en als het uitgelegd is zeggen dat je daar geen woordenboek voor nodig heeft.

Dus Lucille stakker X2

[onyx887]

Lisanne is sooo hot!

[Sipter]

Stuur naar RWJ :P

[stevenv27]

Wat een winnaar!

[CrzayMazy]

His cum is hot? Guy doesn't even fucking know how to pronounce it.

[ReaListiKFilms]

@CrzayMazy lol he does that on purpose idiot cause he doesnt wanna look like some p0rn addict :P thats why he pretends that he learned the word from the dictionary and THATS why this clip is extra funny -.-

[CrzayMazy]

@ReaListiKFilms That only makes you look like a fucking nerd, if you go for a certain word, just say it.

[ReaListiKFilms]

@CrzayMazy omfg the video isn't funny if I have to explain it ....

[watdoejebigtime]

@CrzayMazy he did that on purpose i guess

[dantech1]

Dutch ;

Wooden shoes. Wooden head. Wouldn't listen !!

[misssurfing]

Geniaal (:

[F16AirPower]

Whehehe, he said cums-hot instead cum-shot FAIL

[MRjesseNL]

@F16AirPower he did that on purpose you stupid fuck.... ofcourse he knows it's a cum-shot. Porno is not illegal here in the netherlands...

[TheLRGrider]

AFROJACK WOULD SHOW THIS TO HIS FANS!

[NeoMKWii]

i just can laugh abouth dutch language

[misssurfing]

@NeoMKWii Dutch is like a drunk version of German haha

[juggi301]

@misssurfing no german is a drunk version of dutch

[misssurfing]

@juggi301 Nah, that ain't possible. The German language is older than the Dutch language =P

[bnjbnjbnj]

@misssurfing

Not true. Check out the article Germanic languages on Wikipedia. German is not older than Dutch, Dutch is not older than German.

[gloyd64]

damn you afrojack! i dont speak jiberish!

[dramasobombskies]

Afrojack sent me here.

[ItsmylifeTV]

@dramasobombskies hahaha me too

[markck91]

@dramasobombskies very original man...

[markck91]

 PLease, i don't wanna see comments like: Thumbs up if Afrojack...

[me1337je]

Cums hot?

[superfasa]

ahaahahaah xD

[NNexiaa]

Ik ben 12, wat is dit?

[AverageJoe8096]

@NNexiaa Ten eerste: je bent 14 en ten tweede: je weet donders goed wat dat betekend!

[GiniBaggins]

Woordenboek my ass xD

[blefferts1]

Hahaha look at his face. like HUH!

[MaviSakal73]

Het stond in het woordenboek zegt-ie dan droog. Ongelooflijk. Ik vond die 2 gasten die heroine en cocaine gebruikten ook wel knap bedacht:)

[Fowtowsjop]

cums-hot... XD

[Charodeiski]

Hah....by the way this guy pronounces "cumshot", he obviously truly memorised the whole dictionary, and has no clue what this actually means. :-)

[Normanleune]

@Charodeiski Nope, his girlfriend is next to him so he pretends like he never heard of the word. We all know how girlfriends think about porn. I would do the exact same thing. Cums-hot. Genius..

[maartenbmx]

@Normanleune -It's his sister... And I kinda get the idea it was all thought out ^_-  ...If not... Genius indeed!

[fulltimespy]

Die presentatrice kende dat woord zo hard wel xD

[VampireWolve]

Additional Info.

Lingo works like Codebreaker.

You have given a letter and guess some words that fit.

Correct letters are marked orange and misplaced correct letters are marked yellow.

In that case the guess cumshot was obviously planned, since there are several better words.

[VampireWolve]

Better translation from Germany: Cumshot What did you say Laurens? Oh yeah was in the dictionary You read a dict? So spell it Cumshot I don't get it JP what is it? JP(judge): Well I know it but I am not sure if I can tell it a 7.03 PM Wat?Ok maybe I understand. Let me guess there are children watching TV? Exactly, let's say it's the climax of a movie you don't get to see till late at night. (In some EU countries you may see SC/HC movies ~12am on some channels) L. that doesn't require a dict

[Makreel44]

MUahahhahah

[Blood666Raining]

XDDDD OMFG EPIC!!!!!! SO WORTH IT

[BlaBlaidc2]

ahahaha kapotlache

om 3 over 7 mag alles , kijk op een muziek zender en zie enrique iglesias sing " i wanne f u"

[JustCraze]

this would have been a lot funnier, if the title of the video didn't spoil too much of it already. still fucking great tho :)

[schorem]

Hahaha geniaal!

[Rasinganstudios2]

ge-ni-aal

[LayDxM]

Lol

[SFSchumi]

EINDBAAS

[ikheetjason]

Prachtige uiltegging van JP :p

[yareshs]

this makes me so proud of being dutch : D

[DutchGuitarGuy666]

hahaha al die kinderen thuis aan hun ouders vragen wat een cumshot is..:) ik lach me dood! xD

[M4RKYZE]

Cums Hot! Het kan de titel worden van een nieuwe film of TV-show.

[Martinisation]

Haha, wat praat iedereen hier Engels? :P Degenen die het verstaan, zijn Nederlands en de Engelsen/Amerikanen kijken hier toch niet naar?

[fredouwens]

You can t blaim the boy, he really don t understand the meaning of CUMSHOT, just by coincendus he find the word in directionary.

[thanGa25]

geniaaaaal

[7FJM]

in woordenboek... whahaha

[413571]

rofl

[zuspeggy]

Co za asy!

[juggi301]

@zuspeggy moest dat nou...

[cubosensaj]

wow this language is gay

[thatunit995]

@cubosensaj do we seriously have to hear that from a guy who still plays with lego

[nick26695]

@cubosensaj i know and agree im from there for instance a bar ( of chocolate) is called reep and we prenailce it as rape xD ( srry for the bad english)

[funniq]

hahaha ... priceless ...

[eeyk1993]

omg xD

she did not know what it means ;p

[yaskoc]

omg :D

[tjapkuh]

en laurens staat zo voor lul, whoehahaha. en dan lucille die doet alsof ze het niet weet.........zekers wel. de vrouw die een glas bier in 2 sec opdrinkt

[AnTreAsx92]

hahahaha fucking grappig

[kkevin2014]

hahaha zegt ie cums Hot, net alsof hij niet weet hoe je uit moet spreken.

[WlLLMS]

lmfao, they guy "Laurens" said: Eeuh, ya, it was in the dictionary.." Girl reaction: Priceless! Nice shot sir! (I'm Dutch myself)

[BeeryGamer]

It's funny how many Americans and other people watch this, even though they don't know what they're talking about XD

[BeeryGamer]

Blijkbaar heeft die gast het woord alleen maar het woord gelezen om het op zo'n vreemde manier uit te spreken, maar ja...

[iXaff]

Het moest er eens van komen in het altijd zo keurige Lingo. LoL

[Raoul023]

translation next page->

(thumb it up)

[xSesamstraatjj]

omg die jongen is toch wel oud genoeg om te weten dat het cum shot is ipv cums hot? hij maakt zichzelf er echt fucking belachelijk mee.. LMFAO

[dome610]

xDDDDDDD

hahaha:P

[lucb1e]

Wat een uitspraak ook 'kumsot' of iets dergelijks :P

[pokedoom007]

zou lache zijn als het ook nog goed was xD

[debackerlaurent]

Check out my shabby attempt at translating this real time :)

lingo cumshot - english translation

[trith53]

Cums Hot! Goede articulatie haha

[huib2908]

Dacht dat alleen Nederlandse woorden gebruikt worden... Is dit team trouwens nog wel in de finale gekomen?

[Raoul023]

He: Cumshot She: What did you say Laurence? He: yea I saw it in the dictionary so She: oh you read the whole dictionary? ok spell it he: C-U-M-S-H-O-T She: Well I still don't know what it is so JP wat is it? JP(guy on the mic): Well I do know what it means butt I'm not sure if I can tell it at 19:03. butt it is. She: There are children watching so. JP: ok let's just say it's the climax of a movie that happens at the end. She: laurence you dont need a dictionary for that Tumbs up so people reed

[Skatermarvin21]

@Raoul023 : Probably you should mention that the pressenter (She) is a bit sarcastic about the fact that she don't know what it is...(She can drink a glass of beer in 2 seconds..;))

[Raoul023]

@Skatermarvin21

I can only use 500 characters, if you copy my text there are exactly 500.

that explains my shitty english too;)

[bnjbnjbnj]

@Raoul023

This translation of JP's final words is a bit closer to the Dutch original: "Let's just say it's a certain moment in a climax in a scene out of a movie that's on late at night."

[h2rryp0tter]

mooie inkomer bij lingo: je 2e woord is meteen al cumshot

[Akhara]

Cumshot, C.U.M.S.H.O.T. Yaaah verbeh

[jellelink]

Wat een baas!

[Mitsiooh]

Waarom praat iedereen hier in het engels?

[GellyWolf]

@Mitsiooh Because it's a pretty language and so that everyone else can join in too.

[Sanischan]

@Mitsiooh I believe this was featured on memebase, thus attracting a lot of people from different countries.

[PrivateAkdeniz]

@Mitsiooh nee, deze filmpje werd in FVA gebruikt (daaar spreken ze allemaal engels)

dus daarom denk ik dat ze ook nog eens allemaal naar het originele filmpje gaan kijken ^^

[dokterjokkebrok]

@Mitsiooh waarschijnlijk omdat er bijna 50 keer zoveel mensen zijn met Engels als hun eerste taal en niet Nederlands. ;-)

[djlemmyb]

lachwekkend

[pageygeeza]

I can't understand what they are saying, but the look on the hosts face is priceless!!

[qlaureijs]

Daar heb je toch geen woordenboek voor nodig ..... :)

[Daviduck11]

hah hij zegt ook: uuuh cums hot xd

[arwenu86]

xD

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

How did the conversation in the comments end up in a beer debate when there is a video of someone saying cumshot on dutch national television?

Just sayin'

[lovelisasumera]

@Alexthegreatbelgian Some people are just stupid.... I'm Dutch and i really don't care about Belgium and Dutch beers or who's better in beerbrewing.Stop those stupid discussions and focus on the video....

[deWORLDsucks]

@lovelisasumera ja maar heineken is pis

[lovelisasumera]

@deWORLDsucks Nee, dat is Bavaria... ;-)

[PornflakesNL]

@deWORLDsucks

ga jij es even heel snel terug naar de kleuterhoek ;)

[deWORLDsucks]

@PornflakesNL serieus hebt ge da al is probere te drinke das water me pis

[2010thejudge]

Stella Artois. 1 Belgian beer that is at least as well known as Heineken and may even be more widely consumed!

[AdultsSwim1]

I wish I knew Dutch so I knew what they were talking about! :D

[sasje19995]

@AdultsSwim1 the translation: cumshot, c-u-m-s-h-o-t, what did you say Laurence? cumshot, yeah it was in the dictionary,so... it was in the dictionary hey, did you read the whole dictionary ehh, spell it again. oh! c-u-m-s-h-o-t. OK,but im stil going to Jp for a moment because I'..I don't know what this is Jp.Well i know it, but i DON't know if i can tell it at 19:03.because? Well it is an expression that...NO wait a second, we must be carefull all the time, there are always nice children

[sasje19995]

@AdultsSwim1 the translation: that are watching lingo, exactly,well let we say that it'sa certain point in a climax of a scene from a movie which you see veeery late on tv.Laurence,you don't need a dictionary for that do you?

yeah...(people laughing at background) hope u know it now :P

[RainbowWWwarrior]

I like the way the blond try to be prudish like "what's a cumshot?" while she knows exactly what it is...slut...

[venerableraptor]

@RainbowWWwarrior

Win comment.

[JukuMania]

look at him wiping his hands. he's getting sweaty.

[oOAlexIsEpicOo]

Lol. 206288 views. 1 subscriber

[2MrAwsome]

wow guys when did we start dissing on Belgium, i know i live in belgium and i love to live there. No problems against the dutch but dont really give a shit about our political problems, off course it sucks to have no goverment. but we definitly win in Beers (this is no contest we have the best beers anyone who disagrees is stupid) and we have the best food (why do you think most of the belgians are a little bit fat, we love life)

[Jappib]

@2MrAwsome I'm sorry but name one belgium beer that is more famous than Heineken.

[Filconmop]

@Jappib Heiniken?

Even the dutch don't drink that piss!!

JUPILER!!!!

[satanspilz]

@2MrAwsome >>implying belgian beer would be better than german beer is just silly :P

[bnjbnjbnj]

@2MrAwsome

It's always the same. Proud of their beers and somehow believing their food is the best in the world. Country cousins.

[Finito866]

Daar heb je toch helemaal geen woordenboek voor nodig?

[Chainmail]

hahahaha cum shot >.<

geniaal

[o0IlIl0o]

@thvandel

You are right about that fact that Belgium is not politically or economically or culturally important. You do not need to be a linguist for that.

However for us Dutch it is a different story, we are important. We have large migrant communities in Canada, USA and Australia. Dutch (or something derived from Dutch) is spoken in South Africa and South America.

The Belgium’s cannot even form a government or decide on which language should be spoken in their country.

[carelvdwes]

@thvandel: So because you (think you) are a linguist, you (think you) can ridicule a language and/or 2 countries and make a judgement on political or economical relevance of these countries? And these countries are maybe not so big but they do have political or economical influence? If you disagree I suggest you go back to school. Elementary...

[robenvelop]

cums hot...Dan ga ik toch even naar JP..Want ik weet niet wat dit is..haha Brilliant!

[MathilSkategirl]

haha je ziet ook dat dat meisje naast hem moet lachen als hij het zegt:P

[DarkMagus1985]

lol this is funny.... i didn't know Europeans knew what cumshot meant.... i mean its in English... and they aren't speaking english.... well I guess its a small world after all.... with a lot of cum shots..... hahahahahaha

[AlexandraDDR]

@DarkMagus1985 Almost everyone here knows english :P just not the dumb people like *cough* that guy in the video xD

[lovelisasumera]

@AlexandraDDR The guys knew exactly what he was talking about! He was getting quite nervous after saying that, you canm see that in the complete version here on youtube...

[skeritc]

@DarkMagus1985 Most people in Flemish Belgium and the Netherlands know how to speak English. Hell, amongst young people using it is seen as a form of wit. I think this is because we don't dub foreign shows and movies but subtitle them, that's how I learned English when I was young.

[PrisOwner16]

@DarkMagus1985 In The Netherlands you get at least two foreign languages on school (English and French/German/Spanish with an optional Greek or Latin), most likely because Dutch is one of the most hard languages to learn. That's why it is only spoken in The Netherlands, Suriname and the Dutch Antilles. And next to that we also watch everything in the original language and just put subtitles under it, gotta love this approach, because now I can fully understand English and that's a useful trait.

[thvandel]

@PrisOwner16 Nobody speaks Dutch because the Netherlands and Belgium (!) are not politically or economically or culturally important. It's far from being one of the hardest languages to learn. Trust me, I'm a linguist.

[PrisOwner16]

@thvandel Well, if you compare all the rules of the grammar and such with other languages, you know that Dutch is one of the most complex and hardest languages. Trust me! And yeah, I totally forgot to mention Belgium :P