Religion

[matt3756]

Thumbs up if your tired of these dumb debates over a fucking cartoon on EVERY video

[GTAv5v]

Im born Muslim but becoming an Atheist was the greatest fucking thing that ever happened to me... 

[colonelfantastic89]

@GTAv5v I was born Catholic but have since become an Atheist after seeing the light of reason. Welcome to the club my brother!

[zombieportal1]

Is it weird the only thing i'm thinking after watching this is WHY AM I SEEING THE MOM'S MONKEY TITS?

[LiquidSER]

haha

[0xCharlenex0]

Wow...?!?! Thought this was humorous, not debatable... my bad..

[JuliusIsMe]

These religion vs atheism debates are so stupid. I'm Christian BTW.

[Lulzalutioners]

@JuliusIsMe Why are they stupid?

[JuliusIsMe]

@Lulzalutioners They are pointless and will never prove a point.

[Lulzalutioners]

@JuliusIsMe I disagree, have you ever debated with an atheist before?

[roxastheultima]

wheres Donkey kong ? D:

[thephysicwerewolf]

I am Jewish. That's all I wanted to say. LET THE STUPID DEBATES BEGIN!

[barkape]

@thephysicwerewolf the only thing stupid about them is the religious sides

[breasthound]

if i was monkey jesus i would have masturbated over the romans.

[nsofast]

I like Paula's little monkey boobs.

[iamjuniorduh]

and nobody mentioned Diddy Kong..........

[PflGlace]

Can't we just all agree that religion is propaganda?

[McMajorQuintin]

@PflGlace no jesus doesnt like peopaganda :L

[PflGlace]

@McMajorQuintin Than jesus must not like himself

[atza20]

guys stop being mormon is the only right way

[SpartiateMatt]

monkey jesus :D

[KawaiiTheDestroyer]

0:37 Transcribe audio for major lols

"monkey jesus korda ripped off the romans arms and masterbated all over their bodies"

What? XD

[clonesmustdies]

@KawaiiTheDestroyer it actually says that except instead of korda its coulda....no fucking difference

[TiteProducts]

LOL

[btnhfan8504]

I love their picture of bananas

[Toa2100]

I Used To Think God Was A Monkey Then He Gave ME An Arrow To The Knee

[diesechspfade]

that vid is just so true

[TheNoobTubez]

can you all stfu? jesus christ

[clap4vids]

@TheNoobTubez No. Monkey Christ.

[TheNoobTubez]

@clap4vids good one

[Suitecake]

Pretty damn funny.

[RavenX93]

@coaster6 FINALLY someone comments on the video and not religion vs atheism. You are a true hero. Thank you haha.

[coaster6]

not funny...

[genkidesukaxoxo]

@billionfold764 ... on a video by seth macfarlane... completely agree

[MrFalangist]

@Premier112

thanks to you im NOT gonna vote for ron paul

[Premier112]

@MrFalangist Well that's indeed too bad. So many other people have thanks to my own efforts so... whatever, really. Kind of cancels you out buddy.

Only, I'm being completely serious; and you actually either aren't or weren't going to anyway and you fail at anything more than giving me pause to think about what has been accomplish this election.

So,

shut you face. :D :D :D

TY for the reply, anyway though.

[MrFalangist]

@Premier112

honestly i dont even care im not even American im lebanese

but you people think paul will make a difference

news flash 4 you he will not

also he has a wrong image about the world

he lives in a fairy world where everyone loves each other and want to hug

[AlexanderSaint1]

@MrFalangist He knows the world is corrupt and he knows our government is at or near the base of it. He may not be allowed to make a difference directly but when too many people get to hear and understand what he is talking about that will make the banks goal of enslaving the world much less likely. He also doesnt want to take us to war with every muslim nation on the planet. He definitely never eluded to the world being a happy go lucky place tho

[MrFalangist]

@AlexanderSaint1

talking about enslaving on a video of religion thats funny xD

to be honest there must be something done against alot of muslim country's i mean egypt is going to turn into an islamic nazi regime for fucks sake

saudi arabia well u need to be a retard for know seeing the problem over there !

nigeria the terrorist action must stop on christians

lebanon my country hez bollah needs to be destroyed

etc...

[MrFalangist]

@MrFalangist

not seeing

[AlexanderSaint1]

@MrFalangist well if thats the case then let them be destroyed in someone elses name and not in mine. Our government backs Saudi Arabia and made Egypt the way it is now. I say let em alone and sort it out for themselves :P

[MrFalangist]

@AlexanderSaint1

thats whap happend in lebanese civil war !

bit of history

we let alot of palestinian refugees in our country what did those palestinians do ?

started to kill the christians with the help of syria and lebanese muslims

did america helped us ? NO

the reason why ron paul does not want to help is because of money

i wonder if he would sell his grandchildren for money

[AlexanderSaint1]

@MrFalangist hes the only candidate funded by voters and NOT primarily by private and corporate interests. Im sorry to hear about your domestic issues but America needs to leave other nations to run their own affairs. Small countries are now just expecting America to come to their aid not understanding that if that happens, your country will be sold to the highest bidding bank. So ur right, Ron Paul wants nothing to do with nation building and welfare handouts. We have our own problems

[AlexanderSaint1]

@MrFalangist Ron Paul has also delivered over 2000 Americans into the world. No other candidate has come anywhere near as close to the american people in terms of compassion and actually "helping" Americans. Just a bit of history :P

[Ollipq0qbe5]

@AlexanderSaint1 That was a well presented and moderately objective opinion. Thanks for not just senselessly shouting empty derogatory comments based on biased, subjective anger and entitlement, unfoundedly claiming someone would sell his grandchildren for a quick buck. I hope so fervently that he takes the candidacy position at least, if not the presidency.

Oh, and those were funny monkeys. Teehee, look at that there satire.

[TheKjones91]

oh yeah and by the way @nicholaswheeler "energy is never created nor destroyed" that means nobody created the unverse it was always here, definitely not a term to cram next to religion

[billionfold764]

That awkard moment when people are having a 3rd grade argument about religion

[Trakheed]

@billionfold764 that awkward moment when the top comment is misspelled

[ShirleyAndTimST]

@TheKjones91

[TheKjones91]

alright now that you decided to be intelligent about your response than I'll stop with the coward stuff, but please, watch the video i'm talking about and then tell me yur stand point, im not trying to bash you, now I'm genuinely interested in your opinion. If you belief 100 percent that your view is the correct one, prove it to me, i do want to know more, and instead of messagig you I think yu should put it on here for those like me to read, in the chance it may change their minds as well.

[TheKjones91]

if your rock steady in your faith wheeler and shirley, then type this in the youtube search bar:

kirk cameron rational response debate pt.4 and get back to me, its only a bit of 6 mins long

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@TheKjones91 You said "if your rock steady in your faith wheeler and shirley, then type this..."

If their faith is "rock steady" then the likelihood of changing their minds with one video is remote at best. True fundamentalists tend to disbelieve anything which might contradict their religion.

For instance, most religious believers (including Christianity) worldwide believe in evolution because the evidence is overwhelming and multi-faceted...fundamentalist­s still believe in *Creation*.

[TheKjones91]

@CynicalSkeptic1 Who said I was trying to change their mind? I just wanted them to see the logic from my p.o.v., I know enough to say I have a good grasp on christianity and religion in general and choose not to accept it though, I understand the appeal of it. trying to convert somebody is damn near impossible, and i'm not about that and don't want to be. I just wanted them to see kirk cameron getting shutup by cold hard facts.

[TheKjones91]

and why,exactly, is it that when people attack my beliefs i canexplain my side and still hold my faith in my beliefs, but guys like you always get nervous that your faith will be shaken and just move on like a beaten house wife in denial?

[TheKjones91]

tsss you bible thumpers.. trying to jam religion down my throat and then pretend all you want is peace. You never explained why the three facts I put up were wrng. If you do that maybe I might actually think abut jesus and barney (whoops wrong kids story) but nope, your just in denial because you know deep down your faith isnt rock solid, but, of course, you'll claim it is

[ShirleyAndTimST]

@TheKjones91 But Atheists are pricks... all you do is rave about yourselves being right then put down every religion there could possibily be then you go sin every sin there is in the Holy Bible just because you think you can. But when you face the ultimate punishment in Hell, you'll be sorry for everything you've done... but it will be too late. So please choose the right path... for your own sake... God Bless you man.

[TheKjones91]

@ShirleyAndTimST no, I have a moral code, you clearly don't know an atheist. I actually use the bible as a guide book some parts at least, because the MEN who thought it up were very wise and ingenious for finding a way to control people for 2k years, and stopping the barbaric times they were born in. for it to last as long as it did is rediculous, and it'll fade away completely within 500 yrs maybe sooner. do you really think morality didn't exist before christ?

[ShirleyAndTimST]

@TheKjones91 And I respect your choice but the funny thing is, were having a conversation about this on a video with Monkey Religion And Monkey Jesus. XD

[TheKjones91]

@ShirleyAndTimST hey, we could have it on a video about scientology the topic would still stand respectably....but yeah lol I see your point, also I appreciate your tolerance.

[ShirleyAndTimST]

@TheKjones91 Yeah I mean I can understand what you wanna belive, I'm not gonna cram it down your throat. (That's wut she said) But, as long as you don't belive in Monkey God and him throwing his poop, and his ass is slightly less hairy than the other spots of his body, and that when he eats his bannanas he looks around angrily to make sure no one is gonna steal 'em then you shall be respected.

[TheKjones91]

I friggin LOVE that so many people liked this, ahhh, only a matter of time before religion is deleted from the future

[nicholaswheeler]

why do ppl think there's no god i can understand differences in religion but really. the love that humans feel. the feeling when you give away things to the less fortunate thats god. oh YEA ONE MORE THING REGAURDLESS OF WHAT RELIGION YOU FOLLOW THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH.

[TheKjones91]

@nicholaswheeler ...3 things

1. love is something animals comprehend yet they're apparently soul less going by religion

2. that feeling is self-righteousness nothing more

3. spoken like a true christian

[nicholaswheeler]

@TheKjones91 ... 3 things

1.2.3. KISS MY GOD LOVING ASS

[TheKjones91]

@nicholaswheeler see 3.

[nicholaswheeler]

@TheKjones91 look im not trying to hate bro really im just trying to save your soul fella thats all. :)

[TheKjones91]

@nicholaswheeler and dont be a pussy, dont tell me to kiss your ass than say your not trying to hate, fucking coward

[nicholaswheeler]

@TheKjones91 lol u mad bro??? im just being kind. in case you havent noticed thats how love its. love is a fukking war bro and your loosing. i might have said what i said but its in my teachings to love everyone(NO HOMO). trust me bro ive been where you are. it aint pretty. dont you feel you will never die sometimes well its true. energy is never created nor destroyed. hit me up if you wanna know more. God Bless

[TheKjones91]

@nicholaswheeler u stupid bro? you aren't being kind, your being a coward, your gonna come at me do it like a man. Fact is you did say what you said, so clearly whatever sunday school you goto fucked up big time, shouldve spent a bit more time in english too. I know my SCIENCE. and the only energy is the electric impulses in your brain, which will be transfered back ino nature, just like the ones in me and your brain are that of animals, people,etc. it's all recycled on the same plain

[TheKjones91]

@nicholaswheeler not some other dimension where you get whatever you want, I mean if a man has the impulse to kill mercilessly but fights it to goto heaven, when he gets there will his reward be the ability to slaughter millions for eternity? come on man, god was a creation not creator, and he's slowly dying. Ive been close to death before know what happens? you slowly fade until the only thing left is sensation and then that goes too.

[nicholaswheeler]

@TheKjones91 this coward shit is getting a little ridiculous i stand firmly in my beliefs.

im not even gonna reply on the grammar shit cause thats just petty. Like you i dont believe in something, DEATH. Ive seen too much of the TRUTH to know that its a illusion. sad part is there is evil in this world that at all cost will turn peoples eyes down. from truth an it sucks seeing it wrap a intelligent person like you.

[nicholaswheeler]

boy its gonna be weird when these ppl die and there in spirit form looking down at there body

[Roberticus12]

only queers argue about religion over a fucking youtube video from family guy

[pacfud]

@Roberticus12 Amen, brother. No pun intended.

[jbarker98420]

Watch the WTC 7 building come down and still tell yourself Fire can do that shit you moron.

[TheKjones91]

@jbarker98420 nope, but explosives can

[VakiPitsi]

there is no God...simple. all problems solved

[longliveGOP1]

Jesus was Armenian

Ronald Reagan provided the most prosperous economy in the 20th century

9/11 was conducted by terrorists... no one else

thank you good night

[GR390RYC00P3R]

@longliveGOP1 Uncle Ruckus that you?

[thephysicwerewolf]

@longliveGOP1 actually, if you look at history, you see that abolished many laws that prevented stock market crash, and caused a really bad one because of it.

[karlos515]

monkey :D

[DALEK86]

You were ASKING for flame wars, with that title.

[suivatra123]

Also jesus was real and did all the miracles, historical and scientifical, even all major religions say so.

[diabirde]

@suivatra123 Yes, because ALL religions are right ALL the time.

[bleekerspiccoli]

@suivatra123 honestly...I'm always being nice to religious people and not really giving my two cents, but i feel like it's okay to through yourube. there was no jesus. if there was, he was a man like you and I. nothing special. it's okay to be gay. it's okay to have premarital sex. drugs aren't so bad if used in moderation. well, except for meth and crack! :D c'mon. you know what's right and wrong. you don't need a book to tell you. and what's so wrong about a fabulous gay man? they're so nice.

[suivatra123]

The reason gay marriage is wrong in the bible, and outside the bible is because. 1: you should not have kids until your married every child need both parents. The only way to have kids is man and wife or now man and woman. Since 2 same sex people cand do that its wrong tats less chance of the human race prospering.

[TheJuggernaut88]

@suivatra123 you are so ignorant its ridiculous. you make me want to destroy the human race for how stupid it can be. OK how about babies that are born retarded, with an extra arm or leg, have AIDS, Harlequin Ichthyosis, Siamese....etc? Does your God have some sort of fucked up humor that he does these to babies? NO! it's called fucking genetics read about it. THERE ARE FLAWS IN THE HUMAN GENOME. there are billions of DNA combinations and some of them are broken thus occasionally...

[TheJuggernaut88]

@suivatra123 ...there are humans born with a male body but a part of the brain that is developed to be attracted to the same sex. some people are born smarter, funnier, more clever, and SOME people are born HOMOSEXUAL. NOBODY IS ALIKE, different brain region are developed differently. Yes, it's natural for men and women to procreate but it is ALSO NATURAL TO HAVE FREAK MUTATIONS that cause adverse results. FUUUUUUUUCK, READ A FUCKING BOOK PLEASE THAT IS NOT THE BIBLE.

[Arsenio108]

@TheJuggernaut88 Nobody is born homosexual. They chose to be gay, mostly because they were molested by a man. Or they had some fuck up relationship with their mother so somehow they are fag cakes. I really don't think their is a gay gene, its all psychological.

[RemiRocks303]

@Arsenio108 - Yeah but what the fuck is your point though? Who cares if people are gay? You realize that caring about some random ass person's sexuality will never affect your life EVER right?! Obsessing over a stranger's sexuality is creepy and UNNATURAL AS FUCK. That's like bitching about different skin colored people. Bitching about why the sky is blue. Bitching about celebrities being stupid, or bitching about why trees grow. You're bitching about gays for the sake of bitching.

[TheKjones91]

@Arsenio108 damn, you sure have alot of insight on the subject don't you?

[TokiKatChannel]

omg that monkey kid is diddy kong :O

[Chinese0Chicken]

This is how I know God loves me.

Oh yez.

[SUPERIRAQIII]

if you dont believe in jesus then dont comment !

[LivelyPickl]

@SUPERIRAQIII Why? I believe Jesus existed, even though I am non-religious, but why are you trying to exclude atheists?

[epicmonkee]

@SUPERIRAQIII Why not?

[SUPERIRAQIII]

@epicmonkee the religion same as death . ppl believe in to save them when they die . is the death is funny to you ?

[StormtrooperTalk]

Jesus was a jew .

[DarkSpawn18acc]

@StormtrooperTalk jews were good up until jesus came, then they became all wrong.

[Geistmeister6]

i stopped watching the show because its characters started slowly becoming left wing douchebags

[Xandranxanda]

Yeah guys. Keep generalizing other people's beliefs. That never turns out to be wrong. Ever.

[xXsecretxXBW]

Everybody i have an announcement, Jesus was black.

Ronald Reagan was the devil.

The government lied about 9/11

Thank you for your time and have a good night..

[MrSiiKez]

@xXsecretxXBW Actually,

Jesus was olive/brown.

Every US President lied. JFK was the only one who tried.

And everybody knows 9/11 was an inside job.

[Radioactive1080z]

@xXsecretxXBW thank you Huey

[WazzaFHD]

@xXsecretxXBW whats up huey 

[bubbltaco]

@xXsecretxXBW <3

[IrishMinja]

@xXsecretxXBW are you being serious?

[seamoretwillnant]

@xXsecretxXBW No! Don't mention animated shows that are actually funny! You'll ruin the illusion Seth is trying to create!

[I3lueD]

@xXsecretxXBW Actually.. jesus was an arab.. true fact.

[RustedMind34]

@xXsecretxXBW

lol, thats a funny reference.

[chicopapass]

@xXsecretxXBW wasn't that from the boondocks?

[ObservedFIREFLY]

@xXsecretxXBW actually judging by the tim,e and the location jesus would have looked very similar to osama bin laden, firstly as he was a jew so he wouldnt shave his beard, secondly coming fom the middle east he would have had the darkish skin tone. food for thought

[xXsecretxXBW]

@ObservedFIREFLY :facepalm:

[ObservedFIREFLY]

@xXsecretxXBW its true

[OnlyParkourShadow]

@xXsecretxXBW so all the people who died in 9/11, including my aunt, and me witnessing it happen was all fake? So my aunt is prettending to be dead?

[TheKjones91]

@OnlyParkourShadow your aunt isnt real

[mngamer2010]

@xXsecretxXBW the boondocks!

[PhilK5100]

@xXsecretxXBW Jesus was a jew and not black. "Swarthy" or "Mediteraenean" at darkest. Reagan was a right winger, and used by the right wing but ALL politicians are used - none think for themselves, right or left - ,no devil.

9/11 was done by muslim fanatics, Pakis and arabs tried to do it 8 years prior - if you're moronic enough to believe conspiracies, then you'll believe any crap.

[v1kk3485]

@PhilK5100

Haha so are so cute for thinking that "xxsecretxxBW" was serious! I just wanna eat you up you adorable bastard :3

[PhilK5100]

@v1kk3485 Why, I like you too.

But often people may rant and try to pass it off as "trying to get a response".

Its attention seeking, or something darker and more unpleasant.

He was too dumb for that of course.

Just a rather daft person.

[hernani200]

@xXsecretxXBW jesus was black? and what about Mary was she white? or did she love black snakes that much?

[doctorseaweed2]

@xXsecretxXBW Jesus was tanish, not black. Ronald Regan brought down the soviet union. Did you expect the government to tell every detail about 911? It was national security.

[xXsecretxXBW]

@doctorseaweed2 Do you really think i actually believe that? You need to watch some more TV my friend.

[PhilK5100]

@xXsecretxXBW I think you watch TOO MUCH TV. Stick to TellyTubbies, chum.

[VampiricCharms]

@doctorseaweed2 hehe took the words out of my mouth and then some :P

[PhilK5100]

@VampiricCharms Dear dear....the dopes flock together patting each other on the back....

[VampiricCharms]

@PhilK5100 Why hello random person that makes no literal sense.

[PhilK5100]

@VampiricCharms It does. Just try harder, dear.

[VampiricCharms]

@PhilK5100 No thanks, I'll shoot someone when drugs become birds.

[pokemonfreak01]

240p...... We meet again.

[oMrzubier]

that's the misguided christian version not all religions !!!!

[epicmonkee]

@oMrzubier Exactly! Everbody knows that the flying spaghetti monster is the only true god!

[oMrzubier]

@epicmonkee im going to tell you something from your childhood .......you were molested by a familly member and you probablly have a small dick ......and your mother has sex with a lot of men

[EManMatze]

@epicmonkee Save us FSM! at least its better than a monkey... and more tasty (i guess)

[bigalgirls96]

Omg. Get a hold of yourselves! Yea he's saying stuff about god but yall shouldn't make a big deal about it. That's fine if ur offended, but that doesn't mean ur an idiot. Everyone has an opinion! If you don't like someones opinion, then keep it to yourself

[MegaJohnSteve]

believe what you want. the only thing we REALLY have to fear is Muslims...

[KoalasScareMee]

@MegaJohnSteve What the fuck....

[epicmonkee]

@MegaJohnSteve Now that's just retarded.

[AtomicFAILMediaTV]

ITS DIDDY KONG!

[DefectedHuman]

It's Seth's show , if you are getting offended about this so much , make an alternative cartoon show where you can declare your opinions and your humour.And i would look forward to see how many people would watch it every week....Yeah i thought so.....

[MrDraygoX]

I wanna immediately stick sheers up Paula's ass.

[dude13zo]

Oh Macfarlene you amuse me so much your a insult to Atheist everywhere ''Oh look at me I Seth MacFarlene I think anyone who doesnt believen atheism is a idiot and I will insult you by having Talking dogs who shit in the backyard and lick themselves make fun of you for being religious I will also make fun of only Republicans because I would never make fun of Democrats because I am a democrat and that would mean I would be making fun of myself'' Oh Seth you asshole....also Im mostly agnostic.

[Salzblut]

@dude13zo It´s called parody, no big deal. I´m sure there are plenty of other guys making parodies of atheists and democrats. Oh, he makes fun of christians, but that doesn´t have to mean he´s an atheist. (Probably he´s hindu or pagan. A non-christian doesn´t have to be an atheist...)

[sybite]

@dude13zo "also Im mostly agnostic."

The rest of you is dumbass!

[Abaddon133]

@dude13zo

So you don't think it's legitimate to make fun of christians who actually believe everything the bible says? Because that's pretty darn retarded, and you know it.

[HolzbierProductions]

Oh thats so fucking great! Eat that christians ;)

[PointlessComedy]

@HolzbierProductions Faith...Christianity is about faith and believing...

[epicmonkee]

@PointlessComedy Yep, it's about believing things without evidence. Which is a perfectly rational thing to do. I mean otherwise how would I be sure that the Flying spaghetti monster loves me and is the creator of the universe.

[TubeForTheWin]

i thot ripping ppl arms off and masturbating on them was love xD

[wwjd4someslayer]

@VideoGameWalk your at a humor video, learn what a joke is.

[yarrum96]

@VideoGameWalk it's the only one that matters DOHOHOHOHO

[pkroliko1]

@shadowbros9 that's not true. Catholics believe the virgin Mary to be holy but they do not worship her as God.

[oo1o11oa]

Religion: so comforting until you choose to use your head.

[iliketwinkie]

Masturbated all over their bodies? lol

[shadowbros9]

this is atheists concept of how christianity works because atheists are simple minded

[HaydenShapiro]

The guy talking about the guy talking about the guy talking about youtube fighting below me.

[USEYAHOO]

@HaydenShapiro I C what u did tharr!

[AtheistActionNews]

Guy talking about youtube people fighting below me.

[HayzallNut]

Lol.

[SK0R092]

haha religions, people still followin them?

I wish I was that gullible, life would be more interesting.

[redefiningsk8ing]

I swear that the creator of family guy purposely created these religious clips to start youtube wars.

[blaugranelona]

@redefiningsk8ing IS HE JEWISH ?

[redefiningsk8ing]

@blaugranelona nope he's atheist.