Love, Honour and Obey

[fatpants2011]

FAT ALAN IS A LEGEND!!!!!! LOOOL

[TheBritishmike]

Found the soundtrack CD on eBay recently, fantastic purchase. Great album, lots of fun, the two versions of Avenues are awesome! Only wish there had been a solo by Van Outen

[MyLalinea]

o.k. do you know what nationallityy jonny has?

[MyLalinea]

now i have heard of jony thank you.

[MyLalinea]

never heard of jony lee miller

[Jez32uk]

@MyLalinea he's currently appearing in Danny Boyle's (28 days later, Slumdog Millionnaire) Frankenstein in the West End along with Benedict (Sherlock) Cumberbatch

[el1zabuff]

@MyLalinea he's been in loads of films?? He used to date Angelina Jolie, been in trainspotting n everything

[PabloBrown7]

@MyLalinea He's the main character Eli Stone

[blakeybcfc]

fave film ever its got everything

[xxxGwaPeFRuiTxxx]

dont mack me off like a two-bob mate its sunday!!! XD love this film :D best opening ever :L

[SheepAreMagicalBaaaa]

Hi! Have you got the song 'Rock On' (originally by David Essex) that's also sung on this film?

[RockNRollJon]

I love this movie . I listen to the Tony Christie version of this song in the car all the time .

[patrickstar170365]

the fucking best

[Kaldhore]

Fantastic Film

[XBbongo]

Quality film....One of the best

[seerauberjohnny]

Has Kathy Burke ever looked so hot as she does in this film?

[seerauberjohnny]

Ive loved the Tony christie version since i was a kid and used to watch the protectors,but for some reason this version moves me almost to tears!!

[TerryMMA85]

classic film people must watch this.i just saw a review giving this film 2.7/10 the people that reviewd this are blind deaf dumb and should be banned from even looking at a film

[TheMrGrumpyUK]

FIX BAYONETS!!!!!!!...

A simply brilliant film!

[deanpap]

wow, a film with Jude Law that doesn't suck...only kidding, what a great film...

[kevinbarryjamieson]

Love it.... Love it... Love it....

A Classic Movie Opening.

...in the Avenues and Alleyways...

[LadyChoonz08]

man i fucking love this film!!!! takes me back :)

[malt8291]

why don`t they make movies anymore.denise is a horrible actress and sadie is not much better.Thank god 4 kathy burke

[DUGFONDEL]

i am down two parcels of percy.............!

mate , your fat and i'll chuck you in the river.......!

fukin brilliant

[DUGFONDEL]

Denise with a cucumber!! Awesome action girl!!!!!!

[mickaminusbitch]

brilliant. loved the film. got it for $9 at a video shop a few days ago. anyone know if these guys (and gals) did a full version of the song?

[WesthamMr]

this is the greatest version of the song ever, no lie

[171064]

its a classic

[e3hammer]

Sadie Frost's voice make me want to explode.

[royalcollage]

the bollocks endoff,watch operation good guys you will piss yourself trust me

[ashley130606]

Top film, top cast, brilliant soundtrack!!!

[Abramdingdong]

Agree with wateery £3 for the dvd and never heard of this film before,took a chance cos its a british cast and so excellent

[k3llz67]

one of the best films ever...ur fat and i'll frow u in da river! lol

[hanson666999]

Great f*ing film, really its awesome :-D

[Scatigno9]

Love this film.

Ray Winstone is my all time favourite actor.

Fuckin' Legend

[paperandtea]

yea ray is the one of the best actors in the world his performance in nil by mouth is amazing

[pitboyle]

FIX BAYONETS! ...............

[bushbabyyeah]

What a frickin awesome film! Watched for first time upon insistance of new bloke. Twas awesome indeed :)

[Snooie71]

Watched this film other night....FAN-BLOODY_TASTIC !!!!!!!!! then kept this end bit on replay for an hour. lol

[cabagool]

Brilliant flick, haven't seen it since it came out...so just ordered a copy on amazon :-)

[MajorReeves]

Oi Aye, Layla Kayliegh...Major ''boy'' & ''Simion and Terry Jackson.... And his ''British'' Nanna... I was the Roege.

[lartnell]

great film wonder if its them singin

[Interceptinggist]

It is the cast singing. Brilliant film. I would recommend the Operation Good Guys series to anyone who liked it.

[TootsMacTait]

Operation Good Guys! The most under rated "Fly on the wall" comedy ever!!!! Good call! Awesome!

[Stones1664]

It's definitely them singing. My GF has one of those allsinging dancing i phone thingy's. It can search for a song by listening to it...Anyway we were watching the film and she was showing me how it works. Not only did it state "Avenues and Alleyways" but added Ray Winstone + Johhny lee Miller ( separate checks, if it's two people singing at once it got confused ) :)

[paulineaforfar63]

fab film and music

[Kristnt]

Fuck, I love this film.

[AidanKnightFilms]

Sean Pertwee has the best voice out of all of them.

[YuraCura2006]

you know it! wewt!

[paperandtea]

brilliant film

[dmc41987]

Such a cool film.

[lfcsteventorres]

Good film.. funny moments..good characters and perfect for a gangster firm from london lol

[connormorrissey]

i loved the film. but the ending was a pile of wank. honestly watch it!

[frenchy5150]

pile of shite from start to the end,humor was so gross and full of cliche,BORING!!!

[wateery]

I picked this film up in HMV for £3 the cast is great and it has some very memorable scenes. It wasn't what i was expecting at all......it was better!

[moibossici]

The film is now my favourite gangster movie! Especially for the quotes: "fix bayonets!" and "you're fat and I'll throw you in the river"... Oh yeah! There's also "please be gentle... and use lubricant".

[el1zabuff]

@moibossici LMAO so true!!!

[BeeAnne01]

Kathy Burke is so beautiful 0ox0

[dmc41987]

My Favourite film with Ray Winstone.

[paperandtea]

u seen final cut,or nil by mouth

[dmc41987]

I have seen Final Cut, but not nil by mouth, is it good?

[owaingr]

Nil by mouth? Tough, bleak and grim, I think I'd say.

It's a good film but not exactly escapist entertainment.

[heavensentmeu]

ray winstone is the best!! great film and great song, british at its best!!

[scouser69]

best uk movie ever made.

[CyberSonic101]

best film i have seen in a good while... its got to be up there with A Clockwork Orange and In bruges...

[Arckitekt]

Fix bayonettsssss!!

[kirkwanglers32]

Good British film.

[Kbarna85]

My Fav film of all time! Legendary!

[Jamerio3D]

Don't mac me off like a two bob!

[seerauberjohnny]

@Jamerio3D My fave line from the film!!!

[Jamerio3D]

This was a gem of a film.  I found it in the bargain bin for 99p, one look at the cast list and I just knew it would be a cracking film. It did not disappoint. Very original and quirky.

[FunnyAnimatedNewb]

LOL

[zigzagjoe69]

fat fucking allen

[80musiclover]

Top film Top cast film wise it gets no better ray winston what a figure head.

[DannyJamesRead]

exactly

[docspliffy]

Classic

[k3llz67]

ur fat and i'll throw you in the river!

[Obliviondivided]

LMAO!

[kkjimbo]

One of the most underated british films of all time. Great fun Johnny lee miller never cooler and sadie frost never sexier.

[KwanSansYin]

Tony Christie would be proud...Top song...Great Film

[Anouxia]

I Agree :)

[timtimfenian]

Class picture, class song, class man, Ray is the fackin daddy!

[kirkwanglers32]

Good actors

[adiannell]

he sing's THE HARDER THEY COME .originaly by JIMMY CLIFF.also done by the clash I think.

[bbbeccaaa]

aaah does anyone know the name of the song Ray Winston is singing when Johnny first sees him? pleasee do tell

[Bastarden]

Jude Law sounds really different, a cool singing voice indeed!

[007djones]

gr8 love the clip acters r brilliant gr8 film

[kirkbyla]

saw this in the day didnt rate it came back for a re run and now i love it ,its a clssic

[barnyspart1]

the best film and most original i have ever seen!! watched it god knows how many times, funny all the comments i've seen on this, talk about take it seriously GOD, get a life and see it for what it is!! Glad you liked it though :)

[barnyspart1]

and by the way that comment was aimed at I think the only two wannabee jonathan ross' in this forum who actually can't have seen what the other 86 saw YOU know who you are!

[jonbert123]

one of the best movies ever!!! funny as hell!!!

[k3llz67]

omg @ ray winston and sean pertwee, phwoarrr real men, ya can keep ya pretty boy stuff anyday lol

[goldenballs1985]

my favourite film of all time

[blaxman123]

the graetest filmmm

[EmoJim812]

jude law is the sex...omg hes fukin gorgeus...:P love him x

[plhoko]

disease van outen has got absolutely no class!!! she loox like a right old scrubber wanna be!!

[sda105]

Could Ray Winston get any sexier?

And Kathy Burke is just legend.

Brilliant, brilliant film.

[nnike77]

best fiolm ever made can neva get enough of it

[wankers111]

great film..wicked tune too boys n girls....

[Gibbo118]

What a great film.

[christydgiff]

william scully (the fella who plays bill) is a fukin head

[RosahSternchenx3]

Scene 00:17.. Where Jude sings "TILL" ..

He says it soooo hooot :D Soo sexy he says this "TILL" ..When he really sings ..That's sooo sexy :D

Love him :'(

[RosahSternchenx3]

This song is sooo coool :D

[RosahSternchenx3]

Jude Law is so hot .. in this film,too .. but I haven't seen this film yet :/

Jude is always soooooo hot *.* </33

[cocoiscool5]

i love jude law xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[mrsjohnnydeppx]

Jude Law is rather hot in this movie.

[cocoiscool5]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[HitMeQuick]

*staring*

[HitMeQuick]

i love it when johnny puts on the welsh accent: "my beautiful car". And also the immortal line from the Taf: " I think he fancies me boss, cos he can't stop bastard swearing"

[hemmy11]

This movie is just mint!!

[chr1ssboy]

One of the funniest movie's ever, nearly pissed myself!

[ddrogba1984]

whats da name of da song??

[fatewithme]

Avenues and Alleyways by Tony Christie.

[Jumbobigbike]

avenues and alleyways

[gjh3558]

just mint! ray winstone, kathy burke and rhys ifans... funny as fuck. had never heard of it but watched flatmates copy, then twice straight after. "FIX BAYONETS"

[hemmy11]

this movie is just the bizz just gets you hooked!

[hemmy11]

This film is just MINT!

[lowebr]

sorry i mean recommend it.

[lowebr]

this film is brill. i highly recommened it.

[Roseanne1991]

My Dad has this film and I love this bit.

[sherylllll]

I haven't seen this movie, but it looks cool. I'll have to check it out.

monumentfloyd: Then why do you read tabs if it's that bad? Who's NOT all over the tabs, anyway? I personally steer clear of the crap myself. He doesn't put himself there...

[Seleuce]

>He doesn't put himself there...

Yip! And that's why he's seemingly disappeared from public eye, because he at last got rid of the "Ladies" responsible for the crap all over! What quite, delightful and proper guys some celebs turn out to be once they are devorced and single!

[monumentfloyd]

I just think hes a little full of himself, thats all.

[shezcurvi]

poor floyd being a jealous hater is such hard work

[rachmiller1987]

That was silly jonnys song

[Cassadine1966]

Whatever happened to Jude Law? For a while there a couple of years ago, you couldn't go see a movie he wasn't in...now he's just dropped off the face of the earth. Didn't his career go south after his wife caught him boinking the maid or something?

[randybullcow]

You can't nick a warehouse,it's heavy and stuck to the bloody ground!!!.

[monumentfloyd]

That Jude Law guy is all over the place. In the tabloids and all of that. Really, I'm sick of hearing about him.

[sarahneuner]

dont read bout him then if he fucks u off that much turn the page or

[rretarded]

i didnt know jude law could sing!

[monumentfloyd]

um, he can't.

[k3llz67]

lmao

[SonnyCorleone]

It's Bill Zeebub and Strings!!

[dogegg2]

whats his middle name, lucky? if u like this movie u should check out final cut, its by the same people and has mostly the same cast

[ThePurpleHarpoon]

Who's the nutter in the Elvis suit ?

He looks like a right nutter.

[sx8ter]

ray burdis tough un in it gets shot by rhys ifans he wrote and directed it aswell he's with dominic at 54 seconds who also wrote and direct it with him

[Arckitekt]

This film is a brilliant gangster film

[pob3000tb]

Where did the Pertwee Fireball XL5 clip go?

[kirstyarohanui]

brilliant film, sadie frost is a bit gash in it though

[thetruedon1]

great film

'fix bayonets' haha pure class ray winstones ard as nails

[eddyduffy]

greta film, got my copy from play . com !!

"he's stabbed me!!.... look at his face!"

[ReasonToTreason]

People seem to forgot Rhys Ifas Ifans and Sean Pertwee were class in this film.

[ash88888888]

FORGET Rhys and Sean?!?

Nothing is better than seeing a Welsh bear get shot in the back of the head after it shot a clown.

And Sean Pertwee is just fab. Both are cute in their own ways.

(Look for Sean in 'Dog Soldiers' Another class Brit film!!)

[ash88888888]

"Mate, yer fat an aw frow yow in the fackin riva"

"oOoooh, that's makin me all excited"

"but please - use lubrication!!"

Class film!

[sx8ter]

go away or i'll cut your face off

[pioszub]

i cant find this film anywhere, help me please

[kelandcher]

Theres loads of copies on Amazon. Fab film, I bought it years ago, but I just checked Amazon and its still there... Good luck

[mcviker453]

go to H M V thay will order it fore you puker film

[mcviker453]

go to H MV thay will get it for you

[deanpap]

Great film, You should also catch " Sexy Beast" and Snatch way cool shit

[keepinitcheeky]

ogmigod i love this film!!

''mate ur fat and i'll throw u in the river...now go away''

''look at my bewtifull carr''

lol :D

[stomph]

Someone get fireball XL5 on here!

[jopoter2005]

My Mr Joshy P loves this song! ( vey vey special specialness he is x) xxxxxxxxxxx Jo xxxxxxxxxxxx

[stoner59]

Good and denise van outen is good looking as ever!

[laceup1967]

That was awesome. And Oh My Gawd! Kaffy Burke can sing! Can't get enough of her. UK's most underrated tallents for sure.

[macquiladora]

great stuff, brilliant film

[lalalalaurala]

thank you for this :)

[smidgen180]

my fav film nice one

[lemonspwnu]

this film is phat amazinly funny and so great

[Tommyboygti6]

I'll cut your face off in a minute now go away!! Watched it again last night. One of the best films ever!

[oliversmith2]

you could have put the second half of the song on as well. 5*'s anyway

[fatboygoneslim]

listen mate, you're fat and i'll throw you in the river!

[jj72uk]

FIX BAYONETS

luvvitt

[tomblak]

the film was brilliant! who knew jude law could sing.

the first 2 blokes were also not so bad.

[kinnetic17]

i fucking love this movie. i can't help it. they got jude law, johnny lee miller, AND ray winstone..i mean, i just melt every time i watch it..

[jarodcarey]

Sadie Frost is definitly one of the most beautiful actresses of all time... and what a great voice!

[kes1978]

Brilliant! got the dvd off ebay today for 3 quid, because some twat nicked mine!

[darrenrimell]

what a cast..what a film..great song

[Wattsie]

This is from my favourite film ever - nice one

[ARIANMAN]

Best film ever a great cast of british talant british films are the best and ray winston is tops.

[jasonreily]

great film and mark kemps a great bloke we met him and chatted on the beach at kingsgate bay in broadstairs and his daughter is really funny lol

[CabaretPaul]

Great film and great song