"Whoever puts bacon in a salad? It's no longer a salad, its becomes a game of Find the Bacon in the Lettuce. It's like panning for gold, nnn... EUREKA!"
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This is why stand up comedy is becoming harder and harder to watch - they are running out of funny stuff so resort to things like "bacon" - how funny is that ??? Apparently not very funny - unless you're an idiot
@IamLate4You This is why it's harder and harder to keep nice people's mouths shut from idiots like you who don't know good stand up when they see and hear it!
This isn't funny it's just a fat guy possessed with bacon their hundreds of funnier like Cris Tucker, Kevin Heart, Kat Williams, and my fav Dane Cook they actually make you laugh
@M0M0230 I find it pitiful that you think any of the guys are funny. Now you trolled for comments, so you can feel like people care about what you do. This is no place for children, run along now.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO ATLEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED TO READ THIS DONT STOP. TIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
lmao like pizza hut the salad section where there's this HUGE *well medium sized* tray of bacon bits and ur like fck lettuce BACON IS MY LETTUCE! and ur scooping mounds full and some cheese cause bacon n cheese = heaven ^__^
The sensation after eating Focon Bacon I'm sure would be comparable to the empty feeling of making love to a blow up doll. It's just no the real thing man....hahaha
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Mmkay... Brian Regan is alright but not the same. He's more from the Jim Carrey, goofy school. I like Gaffigan. If you want to see a real stand-up, watch Dane Cook. (Not!)
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Wow...he is one of the worst comedians i've ever seen. His voices are annoying and his material has potential but it just seems that its not done right. Want to see a real comidean check out Brain Regan, quite possibly the best comedian i've ever heard.
"Whoever puts bacon in a salad? It's no longer a salad, its becomes a game of Find the Bacon in the Lettuce. It's like panning for gold, nnn... EUREKA!"
LOL!
TheMuzikheart 1 week ago 2
My sister is taking her daughter to the Warner tonight to see Mr. Gaffigan! They're going to laugh so hard they might die!
ydabom 1 week ago
Im going to see the dry run of his new special tonight at the Warner Theater tonight!
MrMackeydad 2 weeks ago
I love this guys voice O_O
howat123 2 weeks ago
I mean I like bacon too but come on
supraxspan13 3 weeks ago
Best bit.
Doily131 3 weeks ago
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god this guys not funny
IXM360 3 weeks ago
@IXM360 then quit watching him...troll
jleht32 3 weeks ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Jim Gaffigan
My mom got tickets to go see Jim as a Christmas Present. I wish I could go. DX
tearlly 3 weeks ago
dammit now i want bacon
wolverinefangowings 4 weeks ago
thumbs up if u searched bacon
sasukerocks51 1 month ago
@IamLate4You Hey buddy FUCK YOU
TheKtm300rider 1 month ago
Bacon is like the auto tuner of the food kingdom. It can make any bad tasting food bearable to eat
person3718 1 month ago 2
@IamLate4You
Bitch please bacon is the new Jesus. You don't find it funny crawl back under your rock and let us eat more BACON!!!
Canneverfindchapstic 1 month ago
chocolate covered bacon tastes really good :D
adaequatioreietintel 1 month ago
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This is why stand up comedy is becoming harder and harder to watch - they are running out of funny stuff so resort to things like "bacon" - how funny is that ??? Apparently not very funny - unless you're an idiot
IamLate4You 1 month ago
@IamLate4You ...fuck u kid this dude is very funny! Don't watch his videos if you don't like them dumbass...
MetalMusic955 1 month ago
@IamLate4You This is why it's harder and harder to keep nice people's mouths shut from idiots like you who don't know good stand up when they see and hear it!
tabmag007 1 month ago
@IamLate4You troll is jealous
jleht32 1 month ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Jim Gaffigan
@IamLate4You says the douchebag -.- STFU and watch something else c*nt muffin
NightRiderXDX3XP 3 weeks ago
Epic Meal Time approves this.
peacauve 1 month ago
BBBAAACCCOOONNNN
ww2soldier11 1 month ago
Eureka! I found it........ BACON!
8080SunSet 1 month ago
Bacon to Bacon time space continuum
koreanass 1 month ago
Bippity Boppity BACON! >:D
thewerewolfmilitia 1 month ago
76 vegans watched this video
Mansiotey 1 month ago 2
Nice
ModestFail 1 month ago
my friend hates bacon. he's a terrible person.
EpsilonX 1 month ago 2
Press 7 THEN 5 :3
junkman661 2 months ago 2
Press 5 for BACON!!
junkman661 2 months ago
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he kinda sucks...
MrMaxHolm 2 months ago
Bacon
koreanass 2 months ago
My favorite comedian, even though I'm a vegetarian.
MrTheaterBasement 2 months ago
I want more bacon!!!!
Boobear1147 2 months ago
Haha! I WANNA MORE!!!! MORE BACON!!!!
Boobear1147 2 months ago
epic meal time and jim gaffigan together would be awesome.
ltran96 2 months ago 25
you dont want this baked patato *BING* now its your favorite part of the meal.
Not intrested in a salad *Bippity Boppity Bacon!!!* i just turned it into an entree.
But once you put bacon in a salad its no longer a salad. Its just a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. *EURIKA!!!* hahaha so funny :D
OMGItsLenzy 2 months ago 3
I FOUND IT! THE SOURCE OF ALL BACON, RIGHT NEXT TO THE SOURCE OF ALL ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES!
SnailDude666 2 months ago
I used to eat bacon. Until I took an arr... oh nevermind.
sparkplug405 2 months ago
Epic mealtime.
taylordtaylord 2 months ago
he can go up like 4 octaves
bsniadach 2 months ago
I'm seeing him on Saturday!
brunoboy98 2 months ago
@M0M0230
Dane Cook isn't even slightly funny. He just swears at people until they start laughing. Don't watch true comedy if you want to trash it.
xxCorianderxx 3 months ago
This isn't funny it's just a fat guy possessed with bacon their hundreds of funnier like Cris Tucker, Kevin Heart, Kat Williams, and my fav Dane Cook they actually make you laugh
M0M0230 3 months ago
@M0M0230
Fuck off.
pizzakingscott 3 months ago 2
@M0M0230 Here is Dane Cook in a nutshell, search dane cook family guy style and you see why Dane Cook is the most over rated comic.
KZ3fps 3 months ago
@M0M0230 I find it pitiful that you think any of the guys are funny. Now you trolled for comments, so you can feel like people care about what you do. This is no place for children, run along now.
MarquisVonMonster 3 months ago
@M0M0230 Dane Cook? You fucking serious?
JJAB91 2 months ago
I WANT MOOORRREE!!!!! rainbow bacon.....does that sound delish or what?
yannaspeaks 3 months ago
EUREKA! BACON!
Theburn77 3 months ago 2
(went to Kentucky fried chicken) yumm um um um WHERES THE BACON!?!?!? Oh wait nvm YAY I FOUND THE SOURCE OF ALL BACON!!!
robo5obionicgamer 3 months ago
LOLL
robo5obionicgamer 3 months ago
WHERES THE FATBACK1!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Comicking45 3 months ago
In theory, shouldn't Kevin Bacon be the most popular actor?
carlsetzer 3 months ago
69 people are crazy and haters of awesomeness!!!
Deemer105 3 months ago
This ain't really funny. And I've eaten raw bacon.
aculturemind 3 months ago
Bacon flavored edible underwear!!!!
toolshedjunky 3 months ago
O.o
VitamanMe 3 months ago
I'm laying in bed right now eating bacon! :D
TheOlive32 3 months ago 3
"Bippity boppity BACON!!"
FuturePriest387 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Jim Gaffigan 98
hey guys i c0:00ldn't find a replay bott0:00n. c0:00uld you please help me?
camman21799 4 months ago 2
1:50 lol
huskersmaster 4 months ago
HMMMMMMM EUREKA!!!!
LocoRico89 4 months ago 3
Have you ever heard of Bacon Jerky? You can find it at Walmart!!! One of the most amazing inventions of all time! Take it with you for every meal!
SallieElliottRealtor 4 months ago
I am eating bacon while I watch this........ BOSS!
RPlikeaboss 4 months ago
YEAH! BACON!
misspeakok20 4 months ago
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Laker255 4 months ago
I love Bacon!!!! Bacon is the rainbow food!!!!! :)
PrincessNicole101 4 months ago
Hit 7 and then 5 for the meaning of this comedy skit.
Lillypopbop 4 months ago 3
So Epic!!! I love it....BACON
MrJan234 4 months ago
Tru dat
terrinakamura 4 months ago
She wants PRESS ->SEVEN<-
xRandomBEASTx 4 months ago
You want the best of two worlds? Watch this while eating bacon ..
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THCKwarter 4 months ago
lmao like pizza hut the salad section where there's this HUGE *well medium sized* tray of bacon bits and ur like fck lettuce BACON IS MY LETTUCE! and ur scooping mounds full and some cheese cause bacon n cheese = heaven ^__^
SailorPerson 4 months ago
I didnt even know water chestnuts existed until I saw this.....
talladegajunkie1439 4 months ago
press 3 repedidly and then jim gaffigan is having a seizure
joshp111 4 months ago
Mmm.
BaconLegend 4 months ago
This guy must like epic meal time :)
TwoGirlsAndPandas 4 months ago
Not many ways to prepare bacon, you can either fry it or get botulism.
Honeydew7396 5 months ago 2
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toolff83 5 months ago
YAAAAAY BACON!
TheBiAtheist 5 months ago
i love bacon i love you i love bacon i love you
risetoday101 5 months ago
King Baby has hardly left the DVD drive of my laptop and that is how I like it.
toolff83 5 months ago
thumbs up if you typed in bacon
ObamanatorFTP 5 months ago 146
TRY FACON' BACON- A LOT EASIER ON THE ARTERIES, THE COW, THE CHOLESTEROL AND KHARMA (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?)...
garygrossfusion 5 months ago
@garygrossfusion Bacon is made from pigs...
AnotherBiasedFanboy 5 months ago
@garygrossfus
The sensation after eating Focon Bacon I'm sure would be comparable to the empty feeling of making love to a blow up doll. It's just no the real thing man....hahaha
thabreaka 5 months ago
No hating, just commenting my opinion, I don't think he was funny. This is my first time watching, so don't give me the "why you watchin" thing.
Crav1nAzn 5 months ago
@Crav1nAzn Watch some more clips by him, he may grow on you. Brian Regan is my favorite though, you should search him.
TheBiAtheist 5 months ago
if you Bacon, head over to Epic Meal Time, they use more bacon then you can handle
kirby4077 5 months ago
It just becomes a game of FIND THE BACON IN THE LETTUCE
bribarnett3 5 months ago
Who else thinks he should be on Epic Meal Time?
FireFlower3 5 months ago 4
@FireFlower3 That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything.
SickG6 5 months ago
I just ate 11 strips of bacon with my eggs... Thank god for keto-adaptation. Without it bacon would be fattening.
NorseWarriorKing 5 months ago
gay bacon strips
GOSUPitZ 6 months ago
The man loves his bacon.
Crazy4SRV 6 months ago
Thank you Bacon,
Sincerely,
Water Chestnut III
jeannemarie1661 6 months ago
"What am I doing with all this worthless fruit?!!!"
swedishfish110193 6 months ago 2
swish...
IETCHX69 6 months ago
I appreciate people repeating the funniest lines. It makes me laugh all over again. EUREEEKA!
norwenglish 6 months ago
BACON. THAT IS ALL.
The012938475 6 months ago
and this is how epicmealtime started.... a true fact of life.
aimanfire1 6 months ago
I"VE FOUND IT!!! I"VE FOUND THE SOURCE OF ALL BACON!
marioclub12 6 months ago
funny thing is, I dont like bacon.
BeastZidane 6 months ago
@BeastZidane Are you a real person, or a Frenchy fruitcup?
SilveradoSledneck 6 months ago
Thirsty for more bacon!
SupremeDarkLordVader 6 months ago
EUREEEEKA
UberWagen 6 months ago
65 people didn't get enough bacon.
jetfreak4 6 months ago
I like putting things in my anus.
sivazh 6 months ago
bacon is meat candy!!!!!!
1970challengerrtse 6 months ago
man watching this made me hungry.
IcyScythe 6 months ago in playlist Jim Gaffigan 'King Baby'
One of the tags is sexy. Funny words are funny. :)
stellanight666 6 months ago
meow whats so funny?
bounty411 6 months ago
Add me for bacon!
EpicMealTiime 6 months ago 4
64 ppl r vegetarians!! and stupid... everyone loves bacon.....
TotalJealousy33 6 months ago
What about Bacon grease? It's like liquid gold.
TOPOFFMAN 6 months ago 2
hmmmmmm... Bacon?
DrLov3xGaming 6 months ago
Epic Meal Time, Jim Gaffigan beat you to the punch.
proffessors 6 months ago 2
64 ppl are morons
1722mustang 6 months ago
YEEAAHH bacon!
guitarhead911 7 months ago
I just typed in bacon...
PG1216 7 months ago 2
I need culinary fairy dust
Redbarnpoogie 7 months ago
i am a bacon ninja!
i have a shirt to prove it!
FishBoynNinjaGirl 7 months ago
bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon stripsbacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips
BurgerZombieClown 7 months ago 98
Bacon!
AnchorageDentist 7 months ago
bacon is my fave food:)
102376es 7 months ago
He needs to hang with epic meal time.
MikeTheCavemann 7 months ago 4
63 vegetarians wandered youtube and accidentally clicked this video.
GamerandWatcher23 7 months ago
The only bad thing about bacon is it makes you thirsty... For more BACON!!!
TeamSeamusFinnigan 7 months ago
At my local buffet, I easily find bacon: it's the only tray with a double rainbow coming out of it.
GodofFerrets13 7 months ago 2
63 people that disliked like turkey bacon... which means 63 people worship the devil
JamesARcomedian 7 months ago
Searching random words finally paid off.
BliopPew 7 months ago
we used his and Brian Regan's jokes as a bases for out jokes at Camp all week. It was amazing!
TheTiffers01 7 months ago
I usually make it a note to never go to the featured video, but that Candied Bacon Appetizer looks delicious right now!
LocoPipkin 7 months ago
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Worgx 7 months ago
You damn skippy Jim.
miasct 7 months ago
how do you dislike jim gaffigan
kchildsk 7 months ago
62 people have no sense of humor and 2,328 do
aleccranston 7 months ago
spare me, no mas, no talent
Camford99 7 months ago
61 people were stuck with worthless fruit.
Buddha2k8 7 months ago 4
Thank you bacon, sincerely water chestnut the third
xD
musicfamily1000 7 months ago
YAY BACON!!!
musicfamily1000 7 months ago
i found it i found it i found the source of all bacon!!!
mrsscissorhands16 7 months ago
bacon...its like an orgasmicnis eruption in your mouth!!!!!
gopedmaster420 7 months ago
He didn't mention the one other thing to go with the "Bacon Rainbow": the "Bacon Leprachaun"!!!
SVFreedomFighters 7 months ago
once you put bacon in a salad it's no longer a salad. turns into a game of "find the bacon in the lettuce" XD
iloveagirl48 7 months ago
WHO ELSE JUST SEARCHED "BACON"!??!??!?!??
ww298kscope 7 months ago 3
im surprised epicmealtime isnt in the related videos lol
personwhoiscool7 7 months ago
61 people who dont like Jim or Bacon? wtf really..
madhouse1212 7 months ago
Epic Meal Time should have him on a video
davisia81791 7 months ago
two words: Bacon Jerky
One company: Bacon Forever
Check it!
Bacononarian 7 months ago
I think this and the Hot Pocket bit might be my two favorites... Simply genius
JFTeran 7 months ago
Without BACON we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is!
rockstar13203 7 months ago
I aggree bacon is the bestest EVA! Bacon is even better than yes, CHUCK NORRIS
paipailarz 7 months ago
There is only one thing better then bacon: CHUCK NORRIS"S SPECIAL BACON
mariofank64 7 months ago
I'm a vegetarian.
guitarhero124 8 months ago 5
@guitarhero124 sucks for you!
ExclaimedQuestion 7 months ago
@ExclaimedQuestion Haha, I was sure that comment would've gotten so many thumbs down ^_^
guitarhero124 7 months ago 3
@guitarhero124 ahaha, probably would have just been flagged as spam...
ExclaimedQuestion 7 months ago
I am now watching this with a plate of bacon in front of me.
mysterykcad 8 months ago
I love bacon no one loves it more than me
T10T13S11 8 months ago
He's probably the funniest guy ever XD
iluvcheesecakechic 8 months ago
BIPPITY BOPPITY BACON!
offmyrockervideos 8 months ago 177
@offmyrockervideos haha I just made that my Facebook status then saw this as top comment. Cheers! lol
truckinponigirl 5 months ago
@truckinponigirl
haha hey thanks! it's my favorite line, i didn't even realize i had top comment, that's kind of cool!
offmyrockervideos 5 months ago
bacon... that is all!... also carrots <|~
MISTAlanky18 8 months ago
Bacon so sweet it make me diabetic(jk)
scarletpikawolf 8 months ago
so true
CaitlynGlowania2 8 months ago
Mmkay... Brian Regan is alright but not the same. He's more from the Jim Carrey, goofy school. I like Gaffigan. If you want to see a real stand-up, watch Dane Cook. (Not!)
jimbamboozled 8 months ago
Bacon: The breakfast of champions.
...because only winners deserve that much applause.
nght5tlkr 8 months ago
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Wow...he is one of the worst comedians i've ever seen. His voices are annoying and his material has potential but it just seems that its not done right. Want to see a real comidean check out Brain Regan, quite possibly the best comedian i've ever heard.
xToxicInferno 8 months ago
@xToxicInferno
stop posting comments Brain Regan!!
BeefPapa 8 months ago
Even the frying of bacon sounds like applauses "Yay Bacon!"
Billy060486 8 months ago
Baconalia!!!!
Aramakie98 8 months ago