George Carlin - Sports!

[broalonzo]

These are my rules, I make 'em up.

[iisadoraf]

@perillivolcomha nothing wrong with me just have sense , and I dont follow balls , now tell me whats wrong with that ? Sh ut the Fuck Up or stay quiet if you dont understand first Think

[AnimeHigurashi1]

I'mnotgonnapaytowatchyabuyafuc­kingloafofbread!

[artistwithouttalent]

would this mean pool and ping pong are sports as well? what rules apply that nullify it as a sport?

[ChocolateSoldier95]

George Carlin is a comedy God.

[JakeAlfa15]

what about archery?

[Morrbyd]

@JakeAlfa15 i'm pretty sure archery would count as a sport because (according to george) you may put an arrow in someone's head. but it's basically darts just with a really big stick. but I am not goerge so you may need to ask george in the next life (if there is such a thing). hope that helps.

[TheMagnificentPony]

I am Romanian :D

[TheLockon00]

@TheMagnificentPony Yeah, and there's a special fucking rule for you, guy.

[TheMagnificentPony]

@TheLockon00 sorry i lost the comment... what the fuck are you talking about?

[TheMagnificentPony]

@TheMagnificentPony nevermind i found the context any way.

[iisadoraf]

animals are so much better then dum humans always trying to catch the ball no comparison real athlets are in the jungle for ex

[perillivolcomha]

@iisadoraf uhm, whats wrong with you

[zezima489]

i was laughing till he got to lacrosse....hahah nah still made me laugh

[rimza311]

let red cross pick em up

[kellycatlauder]

@serialkilla94 The reason I don't watch sports is because George Carlin's rules AREN'T in place. XD

[ZebraNeighbor65]

i love george carlin and i like the guy on the sons of plunder thing you have here

[minotaur313]

Pick it up asshole! You're lucky you found it! Put it in your pocket and GO THE FUCK HOME, WILL YA?!?!?!

[TheTrav316]

BOOOOM! HOLY SHIT!

[SorafiLynn]

What would he say about cheerleading? That's called a sport.

[CoolerKing37]

@SorafiLynn I'm sure he'd consider it another faggot college activity.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

this sounds like when he was really young

[jimromerulez]

ever watch golf on tv? its like watching flies fuck.

one of the best lines ever RIP george

[Anticrombie918]

i don't even want to mention water polo because its extremely cruel to the horses

[betterthanyou482]

theres marshall settling in under the ball boom!

[Irellios]

But I love watching flies f*** :p

[HWLShokaata]

@Irellios I've seen flies fuck, it's not that great. =P

[2716422]

lacrosse is a faggit college activity lol

[robloxfan1034]

I LOVE it! and see some serious god **** injuries!

[Foojum]

one swing, fuck you, sit down, yer out!

[dig2013]

it's like watching flies fuck-hahahaha i laughed my ass off there

[photorams65]

what HBO video was this from? I used to have it years ago, but lost it. Would like to get it on dvd if available.

[Superpapermariofreek]

"Playing With Your Head"

[TNA796]

I just saw "It's Bad For Ya", and "Life's Worth Losing".

[AroNandAleX]

Water polo is not a sport cause its cruel to the horses haha

[davidsan1231]

swimming is a way to keep from DROWNING!!! i love this video

[berkah89]

love the part about putting land mines in the outfield....lmao

[TopperHarley777]

i totally agree

[serialkilla94]

I'd watch sports more if Carlins rules were in place

[krim7]

@serialkilla94 Me too!