The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya: Episode 12

[ped1232]

wait if yuki says cracka must die then why does she have a white ship

[lynch8man]

/lol. /rejected. /win /bitch

[ammythegodess]

Bitch

[138Andrew]

cracker must die!

[mylenevswitch]

3:45 MASTER SPARKS BITCH !!!!!! XD

[BBoyPhreshershist]

Shows like this need no abridging.

[lkscruggs]

So Captain Avatar, the leader of Gamalon, and a wave motion gun all appear in this episode ?

[ped1232]

why is there no bleep for yuki

[ped1232]

Wait.....KAGAMINE LEN

[Spartan8492]

Star Fox 64..... Way too many memories came with that...

[Faithxinxme]

@Spartan8492 i still have that game lol

[Spartan8492]

@Faithxinxme Same here, actually, I think I have two copies of it....Though I haven't been able to play it since I got stationed in Germany. I'm bringing it back with me when I go on leave next month!

[boldantpro]

I thought Haruhi was nice. She wouldn't really hurt someone would she?

[Flamerapter]

when she said "fire the lasers" i was kinda expecting a shoop da whoop

[TheChrisTheGolden]

"CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX!"

...wow. That was amazing.

[nooblangpoo]

CRACKHA MASTHA!!!

[blu3violet]

I have no idea what I'm doing!

*enter sonic music reference* (I believe)

[MrBloodcuts]

WE ARE FRICKING YOUNG WE ARE FRICKING YOUNG >=D

[IGeorge94]

NNNIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTOOOOLLLLGG­GGIIIAAAAAA CRITIC REFERENCE, I KNEW THIS JOKE BEFOR YOU COULD SPELL YOUR NAME

[joeybeta]

"Cracka must die!" *lazer*

You Win!

"Yay"

[RinAikou]

Oh my god. This is the best episode by far. I'm laughing so hard my eyes have tears in them xD

[wwwaaarrrggghhh]

2:15 i haven't laughed so hard in months

[TheSeanRules2]

The opening is pure win



[VicAM7763]

Haruhi= Galactus

[MewmewZoey1995]

2:26 Lily Allen?

[Kyonko911]

The actual episode was a tribute to Legend Of The Galactic Heroes :)

[lawlietXcake132]

.....i see connections where none exist, and i know that....and still

1:13

"WHO-THE-HELL-DO-YOU-THINK-I-A­M" KIIIIICK!!!!

[Zelda64Fan]

Why is Haruhi using a megaphone...in space?

[Romaniman]

TAP TAPPITY TAP TAP.

[VGAfanatic]

I'm sorry, did she just reference Spoony?

[faron123123]

Fuck this I go home play some mabinogi...... Bitch

[DrLoafer]

Finally, a Nostalgia Critic reference...

[bluebloodsister37]

CRACKA MUST DIE! one of the best lines in the episode

[spartan8090]

0:11 is haruhi's a nazi!?!?!?!?!?

[nerokashu]

mabinogi =D once a good game, now boring due ot lack of new content

[ROADBUSTER88]

i like kyon music in the background of his ship can any tell me what its called or what is it

[chococornetforlunch]

1:19 " ...while you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!! AHAHAHAH" hahaha TGWTG

[Dialgia55]

3 2 1 GO! (super smash bros 64 ref) and star fox too! o.o

[rockninja3]

space, come here, i have a secret for you.

no, come closer.

[3jbeller]

'I swear to god,if you tell me,to do a barrel roll,I WILL CUT YOU.'

[afbarnes12345]

Bitch say what.

[sxcj40]

When I saw the real series, I thought Yuki couldn't get anymore badass, this proved me wrong. Hahah Yuki a pro hacker :D

[Ashes5434]

What song was Yuki listening to at 2:16 ?

[GoofballAndi]

@Ashes5434 "Tip-Toe through the tulips" good song

[Ashes5434]

@GoofballAndi THANK YOU! XD

[tsukasahiragi1]

LoL...Here's an idea, although it's too late to apply it:

Haruhi: "I have no idea what's going on but good job everyone!! Now...FIRE THE LAZERS!!!

*All ships have those faces that blast lazers out of their mouths*

[watergirl19951]

tap tappity tap tap lol i love yuki

[Uthamisms]

/lol

/rejected

/win

/AFK

=D

[koolchik1314]

bitch say what

[TheDragonfiction]

WOot Starfox 64 References IM SOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mayamiyazono]

2:28 whats the song?

[espada323]

Yukkkkiii in Spaaaaccce!!

[immortalraven17]

CRACKER MUST DIE

lol

[KCNightly]

I love the song that's playing when we see Yuki getting fired at... XD

[JstGoinForIt]

Starfox reference...lolz

[Kaliwa9512]

someone drank sake before school

[TheShadowmaster1010]

"cracker must die!"

[TheShadowmaster1010]

pause at 4:12 "lol, rejected, win, AFK"

[shadowdanxiv]

Yuki:Bitch say what?

[TheSpeedy149]

SAY WHAAAAAT?

[schoolchik96]

STAR FOX FTW!!!!!!

[animefan809]

wait wait wait, no "its a trap!" joke? or firin mah lazar joke?...im cool with dat

[DrayFan12]

If you win, you get Yuki.

bitchsaywut?

YUKI PLAYS MABI!!! SCREW HARUHI, YUKI'S MY GOD NOW!!! 

[AxelWedstar411]

Fav ep!

[HareHareSailorFuku]

This episode marked Yuki's birth into Otakudom from the Melancholy of Haruhi-chan....

.....

... Bitch.

[cropathfinder]

4 ppl did not get the battlefield earth refrence

[EnsignN7]

That's what enhanced video game experience looks like? You sir must tell me where to obtain these drugs.

[cerdamasterjgc]

i also play mabinogi yuki :D ttl like 202

[ichigo12317]

Say what bitch

[ichigo12317]

Whats drugs does itsku have

[kezthepieman13]

@ichigo12317 liquid nyan cat

[MrEdes7]

No portal references /yet/? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

[FullmetalChao]

@MrEdes7

You should take a good look at the date this episode was made...

[MrEdes7]

@FullmetalChao I actually meant about the comments, not the video. I know it was made April 10th 2010, in fact.

[StrawberryXPoison]

@FullmetalChao What song is Kyon listening to @2:27?

[Ashes5434]

@StrawberryXPoison it's by lily allen it's called fuck you :D

[AxxingerLuddekudden]

@FullmetalChao yea, i think he was talking about the comments.

[prs2100]

@MrEdes7 Also, look at the description.

[MrBloodcuts]

oh crap

[ichigo12317]

Cracker must die

Ps tapety tap tap

[records555]

@mokonamodoki98 tiny tim tip toe throught the window plz sub

[MrBloodcuts]

wait what shut up

oh crap

[zeekyboogydoog826]

Oh god with the Battlefield Earth!

[EnsignN7]

Drugs enhance the game this much? Please tell me where to get these drugs

[Flame2307]

Epic Star Wolf theme is epic.

[khuzairy200]

Kyon!!Do a barrel roll!



[TheAqua444]

DUE! I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THE END SONG IS!!!!!

[ColourMyHeart124]

What is the song at 2:27

[danceswithswords]

@ColourMyHeart124 The song is...and I quote....Fuck You (Very Much)

[ColourMyHeart124]

@danceswithswords ....ah....

[MabinogiCOOKIE]

Yuki always has the best lines. "Man, f*ck this, I'm going home to go play Mabinogi."

"Bitch" also never gets old~.

[Rondorix]

@MabinogiCOOKIE dude, i like Nagato more with every moment she opens her mouth....but that line took the cake. i play Mabinogi. bitch. if i ever get another premium chara card...im makin nagato. bitch.

[Zelda64Fan]

Epic Starfox references.

[Sunzu49]

Click Thumbs-up if you think some people who have watched a couple of "Insidious" TV Spots will now be afraid of the song playing at 2:16 (and 4:20) ;)

[horrorlvr12]

@Sunzu49 I just saw the whole movie and was scared shitless whenever they played that song! xD definitely thumbs up to you!

[Sunzu49]

Thumbs up if you think there should be a full version of Yuki singing that song in her deep, emotionless voice.

[jaikia2]

Agreed also n I love the line aswell lol n holy shit u remembered it all lol

[rc9970]

i enjoy this sentence don`t know why "oh bye the way there cheating those crakas knew our location from the start of the game i porpose we even up the odds to f*ck them up royally so shall i?.......bitch"

[ategaby]

Yuki's voice actor is awsome

[rc9970]

@ategaby agreed.................bitch

[jaikia2]

Tyvm mystic n nah it ain't useless lol

[Jimpiedepimpie]

In ur base

Disabling ur haxors

[Gyrogia]

Battlefield Earth reference ftw...bitch.

[gravisamurai89]

Is it weird that I really want to play that game now? Dammit, this game looks fun as all hell.

[jaikia2]

Btw WTF was yukis song lol

[mysticwalker2112]

@jaikia2 What am I, the local music historian? What am I saying, I have tons of useless knowledge and happy as hell I have a forum for it. The song Yuki is singing is "Tip Toe Through The Tulips" by Tiny Tim. Yes,,a singer from the way olden days,,,say 1969.

[jaikia2]

Btw iv watched all ur vids lije 17 times I love em to bits

[jaikia2]

I love how yuki explains how she's foloing the rules n there cheating n how she gonna fuck em up real good lol

[jaikia2]

Ikr lol and yukis tap tapady tap tap

[ZomieApocalypse]

"Itsuki i swear if you tell me to do a barrel roll, i will cut you" LOL that made my day XD

[Gyarretto7]

what's the jazzy song Haruhi's listening to 2:24 ?

and that song Kyon's listening to 2:27 ?

[mysticwalker2112]

@Gyarretto7 Dont know about Haruhi, but Kyon is listening to the song Fuck You, by Lily Allen.

[Gyarretto7]

@mysticwalker2112 Just hearing the name, you can tell it's totally Kyon's song! XD.

[KINFIN123]

No Falcon Kick reference?

[lynch8man]

0:54 world of warcraft reference:

lets do this LERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOYYYYY JJEEENNNNKKKKKIIIINSSSSS

[MikuMikuDouga523]

funny how the highest rated comments are exactly the same

[ChaosBeing]

Kamahamaha... IN SPACE!

[andreyutz9TX]

lol the background song of kyon fuck you by lilly allen

[XxIWantChickenxX]

what song is playing when kyon is in his ship and threteans to cut itsuki

[XxIWantChickenxX]

when yuki screamed cracka must die i lost my shit

[LeaderoftheAwesomes]

Yuki can have any theme music and still kick ass

[greenq618]

Why is there non reasoning with Kyon?

[MikuMikuDouga523]

@greenq618 Bitch say what?

[ErinsShadow]

DO A BARREL-ROLL!!!

[TheLaserlord]

Nostalgia Critic FTW

[shadowdanxiv]

I think itsuki should ask someone "Ok what are you smoking and can I have some?"

[Brawlchamp666]

Another That Guy with the Glasses reference? Big fan of his video's?

[RATHORAGE]

cracka must die lolz

[DarkHaxxorz]

"Those crackas knew where we were the whole time. I propose we even the odds and fuck there shit up royally" -stops- "So...shal I?". "Go for it you crazy psychopath". "Bitch.". I laughed forever!

[mattmoe146]

okay chao i'm usually not one to beg but you NEED to make a tiptoe through the tulips full version with yuki

[DualShooter]

Oh man when Yuki started singing I lost it :D

[MuramasaSengo]

When Itsuki's asking what someone is smoking, there is something wrong.

[Sunzu49]

You forgot to bleep out Yuki's "MANN, FUCK THIS.." and give credit to the song she was singing along to later on. :(

[KennyDaPILOT]

CRACKA MUST DIE!

[slugboy4]

my two favorite parts:

#1@ 1:52-1:57

Kyon: "So it's agreed we're not going to cheat?"

Itsuki: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? They're going to kick our asses if we don't."

#2@ 2:26-2:34

Itsuki: "Hey Kyon!"

Kyon: "Itsuki, I swear to god, if you tell me to do a barrel roll, I will cut you."

[zinbone]

btw what was that song you were playing the background during kyon's scene?

[mysticwalker2112]

@zinbone Lily Allen, song, Fuck You.

[zinbone]

btw what was that song you were playing the background when kyon was speaking?

[TeamDarkKuriboh]

craka must die

pew

coin-get-noise from mario

yay

[PikachuLittle]

Random nostalgia critic reference

[GameAgeOperations]

Kyon:just a normal day

Yuki: BITCH

[Scalene87]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZARRR!!!

And what's that thing that Itsuki says at the end from? I'm certain I've heard it somewhere before.

[1peterkim123]

1:20 battle field earth refrence =w=

[guessgirl246]

Holy shit haruhi can teloport

[lolpankake]

KYON MUST PUSH Z OR R TWICE TO DO A BARREL ROLL

I can't stop watching the abridged series but I'm watching the normal series at the same time. Still I love all the references in these videos. I haven't looked at the other videos on this channel but I sure hope there is more abridged stuff than haruhi suzumiya

[xahldera]

Man I watched this all those months ago and never caught the Mabinogi reference. Now I see it, it's all the more funny. Who knew Yuki was a fan of Korean MMOs? XD

[KennyDaPILOT]

"Awhfuckt his Imma go home and play Mabinogi."

"TAP TAPPITY TAPTAP"

"So, shall I?"

"Take it away, you psychopath."

"Bitch."

LOL Hilarious.

[greenq618]

NOW GET BACK IN THE GAME AND KICK THEIR DIRTY BUTTS INTO OBLIVION!

[Xanderj89]

If my typing it weird makes no sense, I'm talking about the random inflections on pronouncing their names.

[Xanderj89]

wtf's up with "key-yon" and"Haruhii SUzuMIya"? Do they actually pronounce it like that in the dub?

[AnimeFreek56]

WHAT THE HELL WAS YUKI LISTENING TO AND WHAT WAS KYONS SONG I LIKED IT AND WHAT TA HELL IS A BARREL ROLL-PLZ AWNSER ASAP PLZ

[biohazard654a]

@AnimeFreek56 No idea on Kyon, but Yuki was listening to something from Spongebob. lulz

[Burnbright555]

1:09 Prepping the HARUHI missile.

1:11 FIRE!!!!

[MultiBratArmy]

"You dare wish to chalenge me. I am the great Haruhi suzamya. While you were still learning to spell your name, I was being trained to conque galexes!"

LOL XD Best line ever!!! XD

[Nerupe0]

"I'm completely following the rules" "Suuuuuuuure"

That just kills me

[mysticwalker2112]

hehehehehe Kyon likes Lilly Allen!

[alacard12]

i wanna add yuki on mabinogi!!

[greenq618]

-"and you said cheating was wrong" Itsuki's creepy smile.

[zacdude678]

Dude when you read the first book of HS. She says something about sliders. Then at the end of the movie it turns out hes a slider :D Random i know

[PrincessKiara95]

No shoop da woop jokes... thank you!!!!

[BeldansFire]

W)W No "all your base are belong to us" joke im proud of you dude.

[jerematic]

CRACKA MUST DIEEE!!!

[SmashLiXs]

just when i thought they wouldn't do a "I can't let you do that star fox" joke, they surprised me. i haven't been laughing much at this series, but i like it anyway

[MewMewPower44]

"I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!!!...IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

[roarsabimaru]

who does the voice for yuki?

[mysticwalker2112]

cracka must DIE! rotflmao

[mattmoe146]

MABINOGI FTW

[ILoveGonard]

my favorite character is yuki :D

[MewMewPower44]

@ILoveGonard mine too!

[Sealife2IsAHunter]

"take it away you phsycopath""bitch"

[narutokhinuyasha]

0:52

IT'S LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!

[MrSkoringo]

Wow a Battlefeild Earthj reference? I rly didnt see that coming. Damn good work! :D

[SmilieChick16]

please do a commentary on episode 11

[Sunzu49]

I swear, Haruhi's voice after she kicked the Computer President sounded a lot like Takano's from the second season of "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni"! 8D

I think the part I LOL'd at the most was Yuki's voice as she furiously typed!

Was that song Yuki was singing & at the end by Tiny Tim?