Artemis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[Hollow4O1]

I would bang her bleached asshole till that bitch begs me to stop then PAUSE!!!.....then bang her some more, excuse my language, good evening. 

[mistybabe5489]

artemis and rickety cricket are my favorite guest stars on always sunny. i hope to see more of them, they havent been on this season so far.

[bigpyro1618]

I'd fuck Artemis stupid. The bitch always horny and blazes up, win/win.

[OwlheartXx]

One of my most favorite scenes. Sunny needs a little more artemis.

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

I love artemis so much! XD "hey my names Artemis..I have a bleached asshole" HAHHA

[MPHswayze]

every time my girlfriend gets out of the shower, she doesn't dry off very well with her towel, but she stands under the air conditioner naked for a few minutes and yells "gotta BLAST MAH NIPPPPS!"

[rnbrip1]

"names artemis i have a bleached asshole"-haha too funny

[Jonzer1983]

nelly furtado - she´s a man eater comes to mind

[thejuggernautbitch7]

ladies: give up the butt

[TheDartmouthFerry]

Artemis is AWESOME cool. Pay the lady.

[pattersonrefi]

Bahahaha!

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

she scares the fuck outta me

[PurpleCloud619]

Artemis is fuckin funny as shit. 

[cutiegurljeni]

Artemis is da shits!  I love her.

[truegem13]

i wish i knew who did the styling for Artemis cause she has to be the flyest big girl on tv.

[toddpinkstonisgod]

I'd check out her bleached asshole, why not.

[fmcambo6251]

blast my NIPS

[peaceistheanwser46]

What's the name of this episode I need to watch this again haha h

[fmcambo6251]

@peaceistheanwser46 the episode is called "who pooped the bed"

[zachleda]

Hi my name's Artemis, and I have a bleached asshole.

[talkisexpensive]

I'm gonna take my bra off. Blast my NIPS

[cmanb71]

can I get a car bomb, no, jager bomb, no, sake bomb, no where not getting anything with the word bomb in it

[pockeyboi]

Its perfect how Artemis isn't a main character, cause you know she wouldn't be Artemis if she was like Sweet Dee's best buddy, If I were I a women artemis would be my role model, hell she already is along with Sweet Dee and Charlie<3<3<3<3

[richig761]

"Hi my name's Artemis and I have a bleached asshole." I was laughing so hard LMAO.

[derek321321321]

I love the part when she says, " Hi, I'm Artemis, I have a bleached asshole." =D

[zedrein18]

I'd like to ball sweet Dee.

[26esm]

take off my shirt..blast my nips

[harveywallbanga]

Artemis could so have my penis.

[DaaanceYouLoser]

I agree, that is one hot Greek babe

[MrNeo2001]

Artemis is so disgusting it's hilarious! LOL XD She's your stereotypical theatre actress!  Hahaha

[bubbaXzone]

I LOVE ARTEMIS!!!!!

[bkwinslow]

i'll take a jager bomb? irish car bomb? sake bomb? any kinda bomb?

[Oopstoobad6275]

i love how in the most recent episode she said to dee "hit me with your best shot you stupid biiiiiitch" lmao

[HiFiMachine]

The way she has started treating Dee is hilarious! Artemis rocks.

[ImmortalChaos]

This video changed my life

[naomi1280]

artemis is so damn funny! Steals the scene every time. what episode was this?

[tastyneck]

Season 4: Episode 7. The "Who pooped the bed?" episode. hahahah

[Calikola]

LOL how does one even "blast their nips?" Does that mean making them cold so they get hard?

[curb1510]

Artemis is brilliant. She never holds back.

[SunnyPhillyRuleZ]

artemis is funny as hell too. her and dee combined make my pants wet. from laughter ofcourse

[bendutta2008]

I think the coffee shop chick is hott.

[c0nman101]

did u kno that she is charlie day's wife in real life

[trinitee79]

no she's not. Charlie Day is married to Mary Elizabeth Ellis, the waitress.

[c0nman101]

i kno that. i was replying to someone who made a comment about teh waitress

[NYC88man]

it is literally a bleached asshole.. when they bleach it to be normal skin tone

[ChodeManProductions]

wtf is a bleeched asshole??

[durrrtyd]

I'd bang artemis

[killgrim13]

CHARLIE IS SEXY!

[tonytwotime]

holy shit, i remember seeing this episode. that chick is fucking hilarious. BLAST THE NIPS!

[todmel111]

haha I love that part and the bleached asshole bit...I am always surprised!

[Stormybabe17]

i l screamed  with laughter at that part xD

[hollisterpinkgirl]

this part is freaking awesome...i dont care what any one thinks!!

[liu11]

wth is a bleached asshole anyways?

[katcummings]

It is literally an asshole that has been bleached, google it

[tonytwotime]

some chicks have darker skin around their asshole, that apparently makes them uncomfortable enough to the point they get it "bleached", or lightened in color. dark asshole, light asshole, who cares. just let me in.

[MrRadaikon]

how can you even see what your own anus looks like? and why bleach it?

[kylec1]

just let me in.

classic lol tonytwotime is THE MAN.

[SquirtOutADump]

@tonytwotime Its not that the skin is darker,its that its stained from shit.Everybody has it.

[angelnny330]

@tonytwotime Perfect comment. LMFAO

[cjcollas]

@tonytwotime this maybe the best comment ive ever seen on youtube.

[ajolly2]

@tonytwotime If you apply the bleach to your cock tip you can do the asshole bleaching for the girl and she will thank you for the multi-tasking.

[crazybraeden]

@tonytwotime all i know is that she has a bleached asshole!

[telam92]

@tonytwotime judging from ur comment ur a guy

[707RipOtee]

I hope to see more of her and of course Sweet D!!

[MusicandBeer]

Yeah! I love Artemis , more blastin of artemis nips please Sunny.

[bendutta2008]

lol shes kinda banging if your into big chicks.

[707RipOtee]

@bendutta2008 Id do Artemis! seems like a lot of fun!!

[cbazan66]

@bendutta2008 I would bang her just because she is on this show. and yeah skinny doesn't necessarily mean beautiful ladies. Big girls can be hot if they at least have a pretty face or mad confidence.

[DaveTheBunny]

@bendutta2008 HElls yeah. I would hit it.

[pinkblushxx]

hahaha freakin artemis, she needs to be in more episodes

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

i didn't like her in the rest of the "Who Pooped the Bed?" episode. but yeah usually she's funny. especially the "bleached asshole" bit.

[xCMURPHZx]

you should have gotten the bleached asshole part its fucking lolz

[cinnamonteak]

love her!!! more eps of artemis!!!!

[cchramostaisaballer]

dude...this commercial was the reason i started watching its always sunny LMAO

[greeneee789]

I'm Artemis. I've got a bleached asshole.

[nireves117]

blast mah nips!

[DaWrecka7]

...oh yeah and i noticed that this take is different than the one they actually aired too, i like the one they aired though cause when she says she's going to "blast her nips," in the one they aired she looks around and basically yells it so everyone can hear

[DaWrecka7]

I can not wait for this season to come out on dvd. this is the best episode ever. this episode got me hooked and i went out on friday the next day and bought the 3 seasons that are out. I am so mad at myself for missing it all this time...

"well, maybe, you need to learn to hold your booze a little better"

"I'LL HOLD YOUR BOOBS A LITTLE BETTER." "I DON'T LIKE THIS..BITCHES ATTITUDE" (attempts to hit sales lady with booze bottle)

[Lucky8590]

Sales Lady: Did she just tried to break that bottle over my head?

Dee (smiling): No! Of course she didn't! girls? I'll meat you outside!

This episode is the shit!

[darkhearts99]

we cant go aroudn telling people we have bleached ass holes.

they were goign to find out anyways!!

lmfao

[TheKeyMaster79]

Names Artemis, I have a bleached asshole!

[Handit]

BLAST MAH NIPS

omg her bleached asshole

[Gammarklar]

anyone notice that they didnt use this exact take for the actual episode? i feel like this clip is funnier than the one they ended up using.

[Beletgeuse]

Agreed, I noticed that too.

[69882000]

Artemis needs her own show XD XD XD

[billyhay]

when she said that she had a bleached asshole, i laughed so hard that i cried!

[DistortedSmiles]

She's so hot, I'd hit that bleach asshole..

[TheKeyMaster79]

Great name! Artemis!

[djsalinas]

Blast mah niiips

[fiahmad]

Ahahaha I can't believe I found this clip on YouTube! I saw the episode tonight...freaking hilarious!

[bobsamurai]

i blasted my nips a few times

[Lunarius]

I can't even wait for this episode to air!

[JenoJen06]

Every time I hear this on TV I crack up.

MAH NIPS.

[sh0rttimer]

That is a funny clip