Soldier unused voice clips

[DinosandLego1300]

This is from 'Meet the Sandvich'.

[FpsKing2011]

This shows the others side of the soldier

[jordan3802]

son your writing checks that your butt will find uncashable your butt will be escorted from the bank it will be humiliating

[Dillgeo]

)'3')

i drew this picture years ago. oh man i'm so happy that means people have seen it oh my gosh

[darmok1440]

What a sissy

[pppie123]

0:34 "OHHH MY GOD!"

[absolutezero1000]

Lols these are funny

[MrFirecrackerOne]

The top comments....THEY ARE THE SAME!

[BigYerke]

hambone we have got you by the short and friskies?!?! wut?

[thegraphicnovelist]

They should steal from Red vs Blue

"I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent in hell does not pay in advance!"

[Centaurian0190]

his real name is jane doe

[TheRealFreeman1]

@Centaurian0190 No.

[m0therchi3f]

@Centaurian0190 No, they call him Mr Jane Doe, but it's not his name.

[mahligros2]

why didn't they add these?

[ThePolimon]

@mahligros2 too gory or obscene?

[MSGaccentBABY]

@mahligros2 I think some may have been for the Meet the Sandvich vid (or they recorded them for the War update and used the in the Meet the Sandvich). But most likely; to gory, religon, and breaking character (the whole money thing)

[mahligros2]

@MSGaccentBABY yeah you're probably right

[supermantahoo]

@zorrrouk looool xD personally I think he's just badass. Not evil. He doesn't seem very evil in that loose cannon comic. But who knows. There are people who look nice, with dark, twisted secrets :D I think he's just badass, not evil.

[Tarik360]

You do not frighten me, Pain does not hurt!

*snap*I STand corrected!

[kenlaboss]

unused? i hear some of them all the time in the game.

[c4ke333ter2]

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!

[EpicLemurz]

the snaps a;skldhfas;dlkfhasd;klfh

[ShiShiRengan]

THE SNAPPING. WHY.

[Mapleopian]

oh god the snaps

[theguywhoannoysme]

'DO. NOT. DO IT!!! Do not even THINK about doing it. Do not even think about NOT doing it!'

The DO NOT DO IT part was actually featured in Meet The Sandvich.

[xweert711]

You call that killing me? I am not DEAD,

(snap)

Now i am ordering you to KILL ME, PLEEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD KILL MEE!

[Gyarretto7]

DO. NOT. DO. IT! Do not even THINK about doing it. Do not even think about NOT doing it!!

[seith74]

@Gyarretto7 Oh but i must. *ahem* "THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE."

Dont think about it... Dont think about it...

[Botro1]

You cannot hurt me! I do not have time to bleed!

*Snap*

My schedule has just opened up. AWWWWWWWWWWWW-OH MY GOD

[Tigriis12]

You do not frighten me! PAIN DOES NOT HURT!

*Snap*

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII STAAAND CORRECTED. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!

[goldandragoon]

and this was not used WHY!?!

[xservintage]

I know this one's been used, yet I needed to put it here.

"You call that breaking my spine? You RED team sissies wouldn't know how to break a spine even if-

(SNAP)

Oooh my SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

[pidman009]

PAIN DOES NOT HURT ME!-snap-OOUguGH, I STAND CORRECTED

[ZorrroUK]

all the characters in TF2 are insane :O

[supermantahoo]

@ZorrroUK lol only pyro, soldier, and medic (mostly evil...) are actually insane.

most of the tf2 characters are just crazy and violent in their own nature, not necessarily insane..

[ZorrroUK]

@supermantahoo i'd say the engi, under those goggles and that devilish smile, is a very serious killer, just watch meet the engineer and you can see at a couple of points where he lets it slip :P

[Trostell]

I've heard some of these clips on Meet the Sandvich, so they aren't all unused.

[ignissomis]

You call that killing me!? I am not dead!

(SNAP)

NOW I am ORDERING you to kill me! Please, please, plz, God kill me!

[Zoroark7]

Don't throw your life away son! You only get one! ...Or, depending on your religious affiliation several! Either way it is a finite number SO THINK IT THROUGH!

[Schneidend]

8 people wrote checks their butts will find UNCASHABLE!

[MrWafflesthefish]

Poor soldier ;(

[Finkster5]

Those snapping sounds are really disturbing. :/

[SuperShyguybros]

lol

[bladeedge1001]

you cannot hurt me, pain does not hurt. *snap* IIiIiiIII STAaaAAANNnNdDD CcCCooorREeccTedd

[TwilightKun4]

these were alternate takes for Meet the Sandvich

[freakout9000]

Some of them were used in meet the sandwich

[GDarkGoombaG]

@freakout9000 no they werent, but someone made one of their own meet the sandvich videos called meet the sandvich 2 where they used these quotes, i guess thats what u saw...

[killer21334]

"you cannot hurt me! i do not have time to bleed! *cracking sound* my scheduel has just opened up oh my god!"

i really wonder where that line could have been used?

[ed1222]

*Says quote from video, gets over 9000 thumbs up*

[edusuntrebor]

@ed1222 Sorry, Vegeta is unimpressed.

[Hauntzor]

8 peoples' butts were not able to cash their check.

[Shojogurlp]

"...YOU DO NOT FRIGHTEN ME. PAIN DOES NOT HURT."

*sickening crack*

"I STAND CORRECTED! Arrrrgh!"

[mrGoodigood]

@Shojogurlp Spy: Naturally.

[Dillgeo]

Hi I'm the guy who drew the picture you used quite some time ago.

Thanks for thinking it was good enough to use

[nlicky]

@Dillgeo Awesome Soldier picture. Perfectly matches the Soldier's lines from Meet the Sandvich. Also nice view of the Soldier from a different perspective than other drawings.

[TomQuoVadis]

The Soldier is Jessie Ventura?

[Jehanzeb14]

@TomQuoVadis huh?, whats he say that reminds you of jesse ventura

[TomQuoVadis]

@Jehanzeb14 He says "I do not have time to bleed"

[Kenamushimokami]

0:27 I expected "Son... I am disappoint."

[UntitledHome]

The Soldier sounds pretty alright for losing roughly half of his blood. 

[TylerLav118118]

I thought the soldier was supposed to be tough!!!!

[TheHumbleFellow]

@TylerLav118118 NO ONE stands up to the Heavy and his Sandvich...

[Jtangel27]

"DONT THROW YOU LIFE AWAY SON, YOU ONLY GET ONE! OR, DEPENDING ON YOUR RELIGIOUS OFFILIATION, SEVERAL! EITHER WAY, IT IS A FINE EYED NUMBER, SO THINK IT THROUGH!"

[TekHelper]

@Jtangel27 finite, not fine eyed.

[Jtangel27]

@TekHelper Thanks



[jonathans8]

i ain't got time to bleed.

youtube.com/watch?v=lXr-N5tJY8­I

[pwngingpleasure]

you cannot hurt me I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BLEED *CRACK* OOOOOOH MY SCHEDUAL HAS JUST OPEN UP

[FrostyFin]

0:46 Me at chiropractor.

[XxXhappyTimesXxX]

"u do not frighten me. pain does not hurt."

*SNAP*

"iiiii stand correcteddd AurruaghHH..."

[NFSKing]

IT IS AWESOME!

I stand corrected.

[mrkaine2u]

I STAND COOORRRRREEEEEEEEECCCCCCCTTTTT­EEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD

[haloplayerbeinghate3]

Sniper:Say good bye to your he- HOLY DOOLY!

Soldier:maggot.....

[Th3Fr33man]

I AM GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN

[donaldlolwut]

PAINIS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY.

[Xats]

Pain dosen't hurt!

[Cooltuber453]

YOU DO NOT FRIGHTEN ME! PAIN DOES NOT HURT-*RIIIP*

I STAND CORRECTED, AUUUUUUUUUURGGHH!!!

[UnmaskedPyro]

0:12 - It better not take him more than 12 seconds to write that check...

[shadowmanda]

LOL! The picture and the "stronger" of the voice is like Boogie el aceitoso (boogie the oily)

[fawful1boom2boom]

the bone cracks sound really painful. i didnt think someones skeleton could make a noise like that. O_O

[yacanman11]

Your mouth wrote the check! MY GUN HAS CASHED THEM!

[FishTitan64]

Pain does not hurt.

*snap*

I STAND CORRECTED

[MikuMikuBeat]

Pain does not HURT!

*RIP*

I STAND CORRECTED!!

[randomsity2]

They should really have this as like a nemesis line, when you are being dominated.

[livepure1]

you dont not frighten me pain does not hurt (SNAP) I STAND CORRECTED!!!!

[LykosRex]

PAIN DOES NOT HURT!

[LazyFire112]

@LykosRex penis not hurt!

[ryuunosuke712]

@LazyFire112 Pain is cupcakes leaving the body :D

[ThSeriousGuy]

"You call that killing me?! You RED Team ladies woudn't know how to kill a me if- OW MY ME!!!!!!!!!!"

Err

[livepure1]

pain does not hurt.. I STAND CORRECTED!!!! lmao

[niggeronni101]

.........ಠ_ಠ

[narutoidontknow]

There for the saxton hale class update

[flucke1000]

roughly half of your blood means "that if u have less than 50% of your blood you will die" so don't give him your blood basically

[Windthor]

I stand corrected!

[jasonjapi]

I STAND CORRECTLY!!! GAHHHH!!!

[rushnerd]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD. Is the best

[OmegaDude22]

Pain does not hurt!

*Crack

"AAAII Stand corrected..."

ilolled

[geganobo]

i like that one with: "Dont even think about it" the rest isnt as good as the in-game ones

[Sacredfire059]

You can not hurt me! Pain does not hurt! *CRACK* I STAND CORRECTED! Aaaagh!

[MaxiMee5e]

"You will find this humiliating."

"DO NOT DO IT! Do not even THINK about doing it. Do not even think about NOT doing it."

"I'm gonna require roughly half of your blood."

"You cannot hurt me. I do not have time to bleed."

The idea of ones for him dying were pretty bad, the breaking/piercing/death sounds were rubbish. The last one was an abomination to the class of Soldier.

[ColBarnaby]

Pain does not hurt!

[psychee1]

You cannot hurt me. I do not have Time to bleed! *CRACK* My schedule has just opened up. OH MY GOD!!

[axonnsbuddy]

you call that killing me, i am not dead (SNAP) Now i am ordering you to kill me please please please god KILL ME!

[MrDERPIFY]

some of these make me cringe

[Tf2redsniper11]

0:39

OUCH

[yaktr12]

tf2 has the best character voices ever!!

[Arnie1000351]

@yaktr12 well the sniper sounds more british than australia like heavy's voice though

[evilmamaluigi]

i think they chose the right one to use

YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE!?! YOU RED TEAM LADIES WOUDNT KNOW HOW TO BREKA A SPI- OW MY SPINE

[YehatTerminator]

-You do not frighten me! Pain does not hurt!

-(CRACK!)

-I STAND CORRECTED!!

[Adu767]

These are hilarious, but i see why they didnt put them in.

Some of them are just too long, and you could only fit a couple in a "Meet the" vid.

[Droxxin]

Kind of dark, I can imagine why they didn't use this.

[SheJanel]

"Cabone(?), we have got you by the short-and-friskies."

XD

[BoneofMalkav]

Hambone :)

[NightMarkVII]

You cannot hurt me! I do not have TIME to bleed!

(SNAP)

MY SCHEDULE HAS JUST OPENED UP" AAAAaAAAAOOoH MY GOD!

[Kurjak93]

I stand corrected!

[Julianpig77]

the number of lives thing is funny haha

[Str0ngSide]

He really looks like Sgt.Hartman in this picture.

[AgentCDI]

i dont get the first one. what does he even say?

[TheDanishWoWFreak]

@ AgentCDI: He says: "Son, you are writing checks your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating." Meaning that the Soldier is about to kick the Heavys ass. Which we all know is a lie.

[DarkBandicoot]

That's all well & dandy, but how do you know? Maybe I sound like an idiot for saying this, but I wouldn't have known what he ment if you hadn't said, but thanks for clearing it up. :)

[TheDanishWoWFreak]

@ DarkBandicoot: Team Fortress 2's webpage, teamfortress . com.

[lolboyQQS]

soilder is bad ass :p

[ROBLOXER106]

Pain does not hurt me!

*CRACK*

I STAND CORRECTED!

[KillerFinland]

It was obvious! He was the MAGGOT!

[Savaril]

Maybe the first clips have something to do with the Civilian?

[FishType1]

I think the Soldier has been watching too much Predator.

[pussywussy5]

this sound was supposed to be in meet the sandvich but...it was cut off...right?

[Wierdoinc]

You call that killing me?

[veba5]

i am not dead

[supatails135]

lolpreditorihavenotimetobleed

[Komeight]

Lol'd SO hard at the "Pain doesn't hurt me" :D

[kayman93]

pain does not hurt

[FissionMetroid101]

I STAND CORRECTED!!! AH!!!

[EmoticonProductions]

YPU CAN NOT HURT ME! I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BLEED! *Crack* ME SCEDUAL HAS JUST OPENED UP!

[TheBackyardigan]

You do not frighten me! Pain does NOT hurt! *spine snaps* I STAND CORRECTED!

[Nattacus]

they should've used these for when you take a crit or something

[EpicRSvids]

you would be dead

[TechFinch]

That spine snapping sound made me cringe a little bit. lol

[uuuultra]

They're all things your mom said to me.

[pyroguy7438]

"pease, plz plz God kill me!!!" lolroflmao

[TylerWinslow72493]

That snapping sound is wicked.

[TheBadass1000]

Dont throw your life away son! You only get one! Or depending on your religious affiliation several...EITHER WAY IT IS A FINITE NUMBER SO THINK IT THROUGH!

[Rereversed]

ur a maget

[CripChillinz]

This is sort've disturbing. The sounds are disgusting. Its funny, but very very disturbing.

Man Valve knows how to get some good voice actors.

[nintendork0943]

Did you know that the voice actors for the Scout & Soldier just stood around and did improv for this?

[stigotte]

no i dident :O but now i know ''AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE''

[BrandonS1994]

G.I. JOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE

[stigotte]

*salute*

[spiderman4747]

G.I. Joe!!!

[Jeremyx66]

Rofl :56 to 1:06

[RushFreak2]

"You do not frighten me, pain does not hurt! *CRACK* I stand corrected! AAARRGH!!!"

[AgerBoniard]

The best one

[kaz0lace]

lol whered you get these?

[Bra1nBust3r]

before you ask, read the description thoroughly, and check the comments. :)

its on the website in the description,

its in the blog post "finding time to bleed" if i remember, theres lots of other cool stuff in there too like the descriptions of the crit system and the healing curve system for the medic.

[kaz0lace]

lol k i didnt see that there

[hellojello435]

whatch tf2 trailer call "meet the sandwitch"

[brudda985]

Don't throw your life away, son. You only have one! Or, according to your religious affiliations, several! Either way, it is a finite number, so think it through!

[Bra1nBust3r]

that is by far the best. they should definitely introduce more voice clips more often in the game for all characters when the sout update comes out, the only two people who have updates to voice clips are heavy and demo ;_;

[ThePaperCreator]

MAGGOTS!!!!

[GNJF]

YOU CALL THAT KILLING ME!? I AM NOT DEAD!*BREAK*

NOW I AM ORDERING FOR YOU TO KILL ME. please please please!GOD KILL ME!

where did you find this stuff? :D

[Bra1nBust3r]

description :3

[CounterNerd]

@Bra1nBust3r

people on the internet is so fucking retarded,they're so lazy that they can't bother to read 6 sentences.

[jonus63]

:( i dont like him saying that hes supposed to be the badass in the team