Cockney and Essex English accent - Chav wannabe

[gokslover118]

Im from essex mate , And we DO NOT sound anythin like at ?? :P

[adziochh]

i do agree with people. you do not sound essex and cockney! fucking hell, geez!

[DoctorWhoFan891]

Its alright i suppose

[supernoodle92]

i dont know what you mean

[amiesand08]

Hahahaaa such a shit attempt, sort yaself out mateeee

[peppermintcandyxxx]

you sound like a farm when you talk bout peckham lol where are you from?

[palomaemia90]

I.... Can Anyone translate for me please?

[chaaarbabay]

not all people from essex are chavs. and u need to work on this before posting it on youtube, "bruv". kmt eeeidiat.

[MrGraystown]

A30 wishywashy fuck off out of it pal a13 maybe

[oconnorthelegend]

What a cunt

[666thesnowman]

"i was on my way to hackney man and it started raining"?

pffft you some sort of cunt?

we dont say "it started raining" we say somethin like "it facking pissed it down"

do one back to northumbria you spastic cunt

[MelMelsNRich]

this geezer sounds like a west ham or millwall fan,yea?

[nicholls11]

@MelMelsNRich sounds nothin like em

[CharlieRussell03]

PRAT!!! I don't sound like this..one speaks like this.. RUBBISH!

[nigg4us]

this is not a essex accent you bottle job

[ferchin100]

Yeh, hang yourself dude!

[asif1912]

Oh My God.

This is so far from an Essex accent it's unreal. What a Twat

[gaetalondon]

u mug

[cockneyfug]

go hang yur self

[maccy2468]

u sound like a rat getting gang banged

[PeterJohnBarfield]

That didn't help much, Australian mixed with Marry Poppins cockney?

[CharlieRussell03]

LOL this is not Essex at all m8!

[BrandXdude1567]

bruv you just cant do it rite xD funny tho ;')

[kirkWEEDham]

this is fuckin terrible. he is a cunt

[bloodredeyes666]

It's so wrong that I find this accent hot beyond words.

So, so wrong.

[smartynn69]

wot u nob ed dont evn no wot the fuck ez ona bout ..big ? to the mug that made thi s vid y do u want to make a total cunt outa ur self on youtube

[thomasroberts480]

lol Smartynn69 goes into a berserker rage :D

[misty118118]

right can i just say yeah,, im from dagehnam nd ya cant really get more essex than that ,,, nd our lot sounds apsolutly nuthin like that, i think ya might need to sort your impression of essex people out mate x

[newpuritan88]

Cock. Sounds like Tim Westwood

[e3cockney]

haha your right mate, how is peckham cockney?

[ianbillericay]

my old man right hes from Peckham, what part of the East end or Essex would that be? have the moved it?

[ianbillericay]

I was born in Leytonstone and then grew up in Essex, WTF is he talking about? lol and I agree with camdenmonkey the geezer is a carrot cruncher or something

[MrClarkyson]

im from dagenham and i can tell u now this fella sounds like a proper dicked

[octadonk]

why would anyone want to impersonate a southern or cockney accent?

This guy is a tit, but he's trying to impersonate other tits.

I just don't get this.

[CharliiBaybee]

i'm from essex and even i class that as an epic fail.

"dickie bird".. that's exactly what we say init? haha

[temospreamo]

epic fail

[RiotZone121]

this is weak, no offense mate.

[TONYNASRI]

Class A prat !

[miceinfreefall]

"Saw some officers" - ahahahhahaha. Terrible

[camdenmonkey]

Listening to this muppet again I am pinning him for Norwich or worse still Plymouth........ He would be absolutely slaughtered in any Islington pub and his half a shandy would be cracked over his nut.....

[camdenmonkey]

This geezer is a fucking northern muppet.... Listen to his accent... He has never been to fucking Islington... CLOWN!!

[Meemzeesh]

fucking fail.

[iParKiN5]

Gordon Bennett? Yeah that's exactly what Essex boys say

[CockneyRebel1979]

For the record, I'M from London, and let me tell ya that this don't sound nothin' like an old-time Cockney accent at all. It sounds more like yer bleedin' stereotypical bloody scally London council estate teen mother, if you ask me, cock! :/

[grandmothersapplepie]

wishy washy, Do what??? If I was brought up amongst my brothers in east or west london sounding like that, I'd escort myself off the land. Me, W.Lon 1969

[manray247]

You're old man's from Peckham?! Wat u chattin about bruv?

[cockneyboy29]

shut the fuck up you mug or ill give you a dry slap around your boatrace stop taking the fucking piss out of us cockneys before i open you up now fucking jog on

[kingofthedammed]

what a cunt

no way does he sound like a cockney

he wants to come from the east end like me the cunt

and we dont talk like that anyway you dumb fucking wanker

[araby33]

Allo, me china. I'm from Korea. There's a certain group of people who love your accent and wanna learn it with aspiration in Korea. Upload some more videos of yours for us. Yanna mean.yeh?

[BKsMassive]

that is not even an cockney accent!!

it is just him being a prick!!

[fuzzyballz]

hahha fucking great.

[gohide]

i liked ur shirt me china

[annyonghaseyo90]

hahah you suck. the only chav accent is essex xDDD

[WestHamRichey]

Every single accent in there expect for Essex & Cockney

[silentsoliloquy82]

LMFAO.....that made me laugh so hard. I have never heard anything like that ever. XD

[yuriyakuboto]

ilford chav

[cockneyboy09]

you sound like a fucking ausie mate, not a cockney!!!!!!

[zeusosullivan]

this sucks arse!! u kno what i mean.

[Glumlock]

innit bruv!

[nicholls11]

That was officialy swag! u cant mix cockney with chav

[guiller669]

na bruvv wat u chattin about....few turns on thr road...down to hackney fuck off blad.!

[helenhorse]

Haha, well....made me laugh to be fair ..so, sound =D xxx

[silentsoliloquy82]

He made me laugh, too.

[ENGLAND041987]

Now i'm going to ask politely, can you please change the name of this video as it is insulting to have cockney in the same sentence as chav.You obviously don't know anything about post war londoners or you would know that cockneys and chavs have completely different accents and completely different morals. Thanks.

[ENGLAND041987]

Chavs are retards who like getting plastered on a street corner.Chavs are usually young impressionable teenagers who think they are living in the ghetto, More like cooko land.They are imitating the british rap scene and just make themselves look like cocks.

cockneys are sturdy and honourable people.They did live in "ghettos". East and south london before the war and post war were breeding grounds for the likable london gangster. Today i'm afraid to say real cockneys are dieng breed.

[cockneyboy09]

you speak so much truth (Y)

[ENGLAND041987]

What i don't understand is, what has cockney slang got to do with chavs. They are two totally different things. cockney slang originates from the working class people of london e.g the dockers. working-class londoners were and still are hard working people, who rebuilt most of londons damaged buildings post war. we're a sturdy group of people who sick together.

[zeusosullivan]

Just to corect you, Chavs come from the words Chatham Native, so they are in a sense "Native to Chatham" before the media got hold of the word now its everywhere and being used incorrectly all the time. I am from Chatham so Iknow what Im talking about. Chavs live in the ghetto but its only a ghetto they've made for they're selves!! The word comes from the high population of travelers or pikeys if u will!!

[OCEANSTATE89]

nothing like a cockney accent,fucking idiot

[StaceyAlwaysx]

god that is crapp! imm from essex btw

[plym0uth2]

me dads from london and u sound like a dick

[Lollertron]

wot a fuckin spacker

[fuckcfc]

your. are. wellllll shittt

[jackthexplorer]

fuck off........

[D0ntwatchthat]

Problem is luvly u still aint got it. LMAO

[SonyShots]

You don't have a Danny le Roux !!

☺ ☻ ☺

[lilbbex]

omg x

wot are on!

ithink its a HAROWN ATICTA

But...

hes fiit xxx

[dengeez]

go back to Suffolk u mug

[MisterMilks]

everyone has a london accent since football factory came out.

[SarahAndLouiggi]

wtf?

[K3NTISHKING]

you can tell he's a southend mugy cunt

i reckon he got bullied in school by a bird silly macroll

[chrissyt620]

You look as stupid as you sound

[louimara]

its ackeny not hackeny ..we dont prounounce the h lol

[rosBABES]

LOL

WTF.

[mynamo]

u stupid cunt lol

[00Deific00]

fail

[tomNryan123]

ur a twat

[special1jumpedship]

haha this is jokes

[adammanning1989]

what an absolute joke this tossa is im from southend and this bloke is an embarresment!!!

[kennymertzi]

tru da lad.. wa a fckin wanke'

[1whitefemale]

What a dickhead

[hoolie180]

this is the shitest accent ever,

its shit just dont bother mate,

u look like a cunt.

[Tallyho83]

@hoolie180 language!!

[ghettowulfie]

?????????????

[AnimeDreamer919]

its close,im from essex,born in ireland but lived in essex my whole life,iv neva erd sumwum sound like that buh iz a prihhy good impression of a chav u kno wuh a mean ye

[daccasham84]

Originally from Dagenham. Okay people don't speak the Queen's English there but they're not as bad as this bloke. He's obviously taking the mickey.

[daccasham84]

I can't understand what he's saying but I'm sure he's putting it on. I'm from Essex and don't know anyone that sounds like that. Unfortunately the real London accent has disappeared.

[FootballStarJackNunn]

Where abouts in Essex are ya from ? Im from harlow :) oh Yeh this is the shittest fuckin impressiong i've ever heard no one sounds like that !!

[pf126p]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but...

[topbluffa1]

i cant really belive this boy is even english hes so far off the mark obvious brought up with a bunch of other toffs and never seen the real world.

[fraser16smith]

Thats so bad.

and not even funny.

i live in essex/london you come down here looking like you would get a slap

[topbluffa1]

oi mate dont take the piss out of essex alright?

i could post a video over doing ure accent sounded like the fucking queen.

mug

[helltopay1]

typical ,his impersonation is whats actually happened. young londerners talking like fakin spades.The real london accent has gone and its a real shame.

[FootballStarJackNunn]

Nahh, you must of never heard any one talk from london/essex for a start no youth in london talk like that any more for an example on how their accent sounds type in something like chipmunk/tinchystryder or watch Adulthood.

[mrmogul5000]

perhaps audition for a Guy Ritchie film

[pcuk2007]

U sound more Deuthland than anything lol (Sometimes)

[pcuk2007]

OMFG!! WAH???

[FootballStarJackNunn]

That is the worst Accent i've ever heard and im quite offended .. " Waining " .. " Fwee " Sometimes you sound like my dad just unbelivable, Sometimes you sound like you're a badman wannabe !! No Badman from london would ever say "fwee" I'm from Essex And have A Cockney accent If any one trys to tell me he's good shut up ... i listen to it everyday everyone in my familys from east london people from my school essex boys/girls. Sorry to sound so negative! ( I ain't a "Dik'ed" really ).

[jonomurphy3]

do Essex people have same accents as londoners?

[clivehere]

yeh its pretty simila. im from essex btw :P

[jonomurphy3]

cool cool, london here ;)

[frankieflash]

they think they have but they dont.

[jonomurphy3]

they must be kinda similar

[devestationn]

yes

[Hartcliff1963]

Not bad at all. A good general London accent.

1)shorten the long 'A's a tad more.

2) replace a few more "T's with the "glottal stop" i.e. "eh". Instead of bottle or battle say boh-el..and bah-el.

3) When using rhyming slang NEVER use the last part of the slang. Don't say "you'll never adam and eve it". just say "you'll never adam it".

[oldbastardjonny]

that sounds shit, what a wanker

[frankieflash]

c'mon you lions!

[millwallblock1]

m8 shut the fuck up or ill hunt u down and fuck u up trying to take the piss out of dell boy u fucking MUG

[millwallblock1]

m8 shut the fuck up or ill hunt u down and fuck u up trying to take the piss out of dell boy u fucking MUG