pedophile busted on dateline again

[chuckthedestroyer34]

he will get raw dogged in prison daily.

[BLAKPEARL69]

I came to say hi to her. When she sucks me off I will say bye to her. Fab hair do. ;)

[Techadvisor10]

@BLAKPEARL69 UR Hilarious!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!

[TheStatShok]

This pedo played it the right away. So when's it gonna be on?

Good counte-trolling, there.

[Chubbslol]

imma gonna lick you

[TheSecretTornado]

what a sicko

[AyasexKanou]

Okay I dont think the gun had anything to do with this. I mean my uncle keeps a gun in his trunk, I really don't think that they need to speculate too much on the gun.

[toepedi]

His testicles are on his head.

[mallik24091997]

ima gonna lick u? WTF?

[boutchyrule]

this kinda makes me happy im 14 , lmao i can date 13 yr old legally xD sucker!

[jeste4187]

So I heard that after he got busted, Princess Jasmine divorced him and then hooked up with Jafar, who coincidentally is her divorce lawyer. So now he lives with Abu and Carpet in the low income section of Arabia in a studio apartment.

[Otaku220K]

i think this show is fake. It is really unlikely that this guy, chris hansen, could tape all these videos and never get a beating. I know there are cops out there, but i also know that many people don't know that. I find really strange that no one gets angry when they find out they were deluded.

[MrHydrobush]

@Otaku220K

Survival of the fittest motherfucker, Big ups to Chris Hansen for cleansing the gene-pool 1 scumstain at a time

[Otaku220K]

@MrHydrobush I would really appreciate his work if only was real. Meh, not really sure.

[robair9911]

@MrHydrobush lol, if only that was true

[hellokitylv]

@Otaku220K it's not fake. they know they fucked up for being there so why would they take it out on Hansen. The rabbi actually walked up to Chris and grabbed him but there are people ready to break it up.

[Otaku220K]

@hellokitylv you've got a point right there, you know.

[dunmer2007]

You mean he WAS a loan consultant...Now he consults on the proper use of giving head at his local prison...

[jeste4187]

My buddy was doing some time for simple assault/battery and saw this asshole in the prison. He said all the lifer guys would whistle at him and call him "baby" whenever they saw him as well as getting harassed. Poetic justice: He tried to treat a young girl as a toy, and now he is.

[laurzo2807]

"this is the hot tub I'd like you to it right over there please"

[ChantedNetherEclipse]

IMA GUNNA LICK YEW ;3



[NintendoDrunkie]

What's with the little furry boner on his head?

[rickneil01]

These chat logs are hilarious.

[sinorPointyShoes]

hey mom, ima gunna lick you

[BigWizzle04]

Most of these videos, the perps put their hands in the air, or on their head, or lay down right away, and the cops still tackle their asses into a wall, car, or the ground. These cops decide to stay 3 feet away from him, speak quietly, and as he puts his hands up they calmly walk over, and they cuff him... AND THIS IS THE GUY THEY FIND HAD A LOADED UNREGISTERED GUN.

[DrinkElectrolytes]

@BigWizzle04 no they said "legally registered gun" but good point though lol

[Deiwea]

@BigWizzle04 it says "...legally registered gun." not unregistered

[vincentheron]

they should arrest his barber too 

[ceebowone]

yet again another indian on this show, it doesnt look good for the indians being the minority race on this show, when you compare the amount of indians living in america compared to whites/latin there is a huge difference, but yet there are so many on this show, bloody pedophiles.

[Cynbad63]

He wanted to know what day it was going to air so he can take his parents to dinner. Phone call from mom later that evening:

"Hello? Oh, hi mom...what is that noise? Why is dad screaming like that? Yes, I know what TEVO is. Really? Looks just like me, huh? No it wasn't me, I was with you and dad all night. It was pre-recorded, really? How come dad is quiet now? Oh, he is on his way over? Hey, mom can i call you right back?"

"Hello, Southwest Airlines? Do you fly to Siberia?"

[Cynbad63]

He wanted to know what time it was going to be on? Probably to take his whole family out to dinner that night. Later that night the phone call from mom:

"Hello, oh hi mom, how did you like dinner? Whats that noise in the back ground? Why is dad screaming like that? Yes, I know what TEVO is. You recorded Dateline? Looks like me, huh? Well, you know I was with you all night mom, couldn't be me. Oh it says it was recorded on an earlier date? Can I call you later?".

"Hello, Southwest Airlines?"

[Cynbad63]

I wonder if this guy checked himself in the mirror before leaving his perv-cave and patted the top of his hair bun and said: "yep, chick magnet in place".

I guess he thought if he had the Peter Cottontail hair style, the girls would come hopping his way.

At the hairdresser: "yes, I would like the ball on top of my head because I am really going to look like a DICK on Dateline with Chris Hansen tonight."

[LastXdeth]

I use to live in Long Beach lol

[Thunderbird457]

ima gona lick you lol

[kingRiley1102]

Is his gonna be aired lol

[sclf]

What the fuck is on his head.

[CoolBeans703]

BASTIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

[wildcard749]

first part of his rehab will be to cut that stupid looking ball of hair off his head

[Adrix369]

Wow he was planning to rape her & than shoot her afterwards what an ass !

[AJODCS]

guy smirks at 2:05. :o after the "yep, i knew it." part.

[Aztecius]

Chris Hansen is awes... what the fuck is on that guy's head?!

[HappiLittleVegemite]

Holy Shit! he is like the first one to admit the correct age that the decoy said!

[falcoperegrinus82]

Is that a cupcake on his head?

[MrRespectLove]

Busted.

[ThornfullessRose]

"I say that a lot."

BAHAHAHA

[Utoob80]

Satinder: Imma gonna lick you if you dont give me a good deal on this Infiniti.

[ZX2ManDave]

Wasnt this guy on American Idol a couple years back? Sanjaya?

[123BabyVal]

FAIL!!! HE WANTS TO SEE HIMSELF HUMILIATED ON TV!! GOOD LORD THE WORLD HAS SOME F***ED UP PEOPLE!!

[CoastalFlange]

@SpinDizzyMR Oh shut the fuck up

[SpinDizzyMR]

@CoastalFlange

Sorry I can't, I had a look and it doesn't let me delete my comment, so I cannot unspeak what was spoken I'm afraid. :*(

[Saablive]

@BloodyandEnchained true..13 years girls like big guyies

[Saablive]

Proud to b punjabi... Burrrraa..

[AmyDemark]

He ugly af

[Wizarrdd]

Stupid fucking hair cut.

[dteasers]

some call him black, some even muslim......, he is SIKH... the turban guys from India.

[goldiebee19]

Why are we talking about black and white? This dude isn't black, he's Indian.

[detahdomo]

i say that a lot HAHAHA

[BlueberryTN5224]

micjam102 is a trolling fucking moron. Learn how to type idiot! I would say you are just a white troll , But seeing how illiterate you are i can clearly tell your black.Oh yea all the white guys are sick. So i guess since your little coon babys actually WANT the dick at an early age its ok? No yall just raise little sluts from the get go.Shakin there ass on camera at the age of six.Dude your pathetic! BTW WE GET IT! Crackers are white!Say something smart for once in the history of your race.

[flobblepop1]

This is the hot-tub that I'd like you to sit right over there on that stool for me please.

[A86]

This dude's hair is FUCKED up!!

[ksd5]

@A86 His name is a Sikh name. Sikhs tie their hair up like that.

[Techadvisor10]

@A86 The proper name for his style is "Updo".

[A86]

@Techadvisor10 - Well, it definitely does stand "Updo"....*rimshot*

(corny pun on "up though")

[micjami102]

alll white dudes are sick most of them almost all r white wat do u have to say about that crackers!

[agirlsmind]

What's with the bun on his head?

[supermorshu]

more to the question what will you do to get on tv.

[killer2611]

"can you gimmi a call when the show is on?"

guy is a joker lol

[killer2611]

it;s micheal jackson HEEE HEEE

[TerbyTerbs]

What the fuck is on top of his head???

[amanda22MTZ]

this guy sounds like hes 13 lol

[kwumey]

WHITES= PEDOS

[JESSEARCANE90]

pause at 1:13 O_O looks like some one is tea-bagging him!

[699backstab]

This ragheads cellmate will have a nice handle to grab onto while he drives his forearm sized erection down Kerdeeps throat

[kwumey]

@699backstabfunny I dont hear you commenting on the pale monkeys.. you pink muppets who are 90% of kiddie fuckers..you white pedos get to eat feces in jail tho.. the hard way..

[699backstab]

@kwumey That muslim shitskin is going to get his turd burgled by another shitskin

[BloodyandEnchained]

its funny because when i was 14-15 years old, in highschool, i couldnt get the girls i wanted because they had an older boyfriend, often 22 to 25 years old

[boynextdoor1981]

What's the deal with his hair ball on top of his head?

[unoiamacutie]

@boynextdoor1981 It's called a piece. When black people have funny hairstyles where a small chunk of their hair is on an odd place on their head, we call them a piece. It's just a joke though.

[boynextdoor1981]

@unoiamacutie Ahhh ok gotcha! I don't like it LOL

[ZX2ManDave]

Is that Sanjaya from American Idol?

[Banminator]

please stop calling them pedophiles, they are not. Youre trivializing real pedophiles

[kenndogg51]

@Banminator they're pedoflippers then. 

[Banminator]

@kenndogg51 never heard that term before :P

[RustingVagina]

If I got caught like that I would stay in the house and try and have a conversation with Chris Hanson and act real normal and shit, would be so funny.

[earthstar001]

wtf is that stupid shit sitting on-top of his head

[peartfaldo]

@earthstar001 Im pretty sure its a dildo;-)

[chuck9788]

Your not going to your parents house you sicko!!!, your going to jail!!!

[tpauluchs]

"...I'm a- gonna lick you."

"I say that a lot!"

...BEST CATCHPHRASE EVAR

[ayomalireid]

You say "Ima gonna lick you sucka"

[Orbinson98]

Would have loved him to show his bomb vest and screamed "yiu just brought a microphone to a bomb fight"

[link211211]

You say that to a lot of 13yo /?

Ye....NO

[Waoush]

the internet is serious business

[mgtplayer1]

He forgot to ask for Hanson's autograph before he left.

[RockieOllie]

imma gonna lick you

[ibeast12345]

nobody wants to see Chris hansen this nigga is bad news lmao i love this show super funny peverts like this deserve a place in Hell im sorry

[MsCoconut12345678910]

Lol chris hansens such a troll.

[OfficialSykoSolja]

Pretty fucked up that the Decoy is the one louring them to come over, doesn't make them any less in the wrong, but it's still fucked up lol.

[marktrib]

Why doesn't anyone ask for a lawyer? They just sit there and answer questions. And yeah he was deff looking for a dude

[SaGalv]

Chris Hansen should have been in the jacuzzi when he walked out on the patio

[SpinDizzyMR]

@SaGalv

That would be amazing if they had a different dynamic entrance to Chris Hansen every week.

JailBait : Hey let's go into my parents bedroom and have some fun.

Chris Hansen in a dressing gown reading a newspaper on a vibrating bed.

"It looks like this room is already taken"

Jailbait : Hey would you like some orange juice?

Chris hansen steps out of the fridge. "Looks like we have ourselves another cool customer".

etc...

[karadanianoI]

@SpinDizzyMR no hugs for you tonight

[Iantheparty]

@SpinDizzyMR

JailBait: Let's go outside on the back deck.

Chris Hansen is on the deck, wearing an apron and cooking hamburgers on the barbeque

"Why don't you have a seat right over there, you're about to get grilled." *SIZZLE*

[bluemoon1012]

@SpinDizzyMR ur a freakin genius LMAO

[jeste4187]

@SpinDizzyMR Decoy: OK, so get in the hot tub and I'll be right in.

Perv: Okay (smiles and undresses and steps in Hot tub)

(10 seconds later, Hansen enters the outside porch next to hot tub wearing suit and tie, and steps into hot tub fully clothed)

Hansen (after sitting in tub and waiting 5 seconds): You mind telling me what you're doing?

[SpinDizzyMR]

@jeste4187

Brilliant, I laughed out loud.

Maybe need to also get Decoy to get the perv to take his shirt off, lie on his stomach and close his eyes for a massage, then Chris hansen comes out with the baby oil.

*5 minutes in*

Chris Hansen : "Would you like the happy ending? The one where I tell you you're not in big trouble?" "That's too bad".

[jeste4187]

@SpinDizzyMR LOLOLOL:)

[BabyLatiina]

@SaGalv Hahaha, and he should have turned around slowly and been like "I've been expecting you" :P

[falcoperegrinus82]

@SaGalv lol

[KukiKruch]

Chris Hansen = #1 Cock Blocker!! lol

[zelzro]

>.> Someone wanted to go to jail...XD

[villasixx]

you say ima gonna lick you alot?

[ljt07]

that nikka gay as fuck lol

[jonnyjumpsalot]

ITS NOT A FUCKING "CLIP"........

[Cubsxrulex]

IM GONNA LICK YOUU.

[That0neChanne1]

and pretty sure this guy isnt black to everone else

[That0neChanne1]

no way! look at this dude, he obviously was looking for a guy

[juren669]

chris hansen is such a cock block, shit man carnt a brother get a little bit of action.

[xytsdx2]

@juren669 Chris Hansen is saving kids from possibly being raped or killed. How would you feel if you had a kid and and some stranger 20+ came over to have sex with your daughter not knowing what could happen?

[packerfan748]

the colts are on

[teaches2010]

The problem I see is that shit on top of his head!

[VelveetaCheeze]

imagunalickyou

[LameLlama0]

High bun??

[indyjones45]

Hearing Chris Hansen say: "Imma gonna lick you" just made me lose my shit

[mookixox]

Hey NBC do an episode of Catch a Predator Utah, see how many upstanding Mormons show up for a taste of the 'young stuff'. Then go do an episode at the Vatican and see how many Catholics like a date with your boy decoy. Ratings will go through the roof.

[chrislobo26]

Fuck whats with this. Soo fucked up

[muzermuzer]

its Aladdin .. fucking loser.. is it really that hard to get legal girls

[PortalsEdge]

"just gotta keep myself outta jail ya kno" pretty much the #1 goal in life for the average black male.

It's a joke.... jeeez

[amanpreetkul]

@PortalsEdge HE IS NOT BLACK

[thishaterzz]

@PortalsEdge hes punjabi u fucken idiot his name is satinder and he has a turban type thing on his head u goof

[MentalEminence]

@PortalsEdge

because blacks wear turbans and have names like satinder

[ELconchesumare]

@PortalsEdge he is Asian dude

[timmysauce604]

@PortalsEdge too bad he's not black.



[micjami102]

@PortalsEdge dude is not black u faggot!

[NoPhoneNumber]

i wonder how the conversation with his parents went when he told them why he didnt come over

[TheCarsten1000]

Chris:take a seet

Guy:no no

chris:take a seet right over there

Guy: how does he do that

[DSQTTANTI]

Chris Hansen:"if there's anything you want to say to me..." It would be fucking hilarious if he said "cool, imma gonna lick ya, peace"

[lionel19651]

bubba s gonna like is hair-do...a handle yyyyyyyyyyes

[tarimaa1]

fucken sikh piece of shit!

[eric123120]

i just want to see one honest pedophile once, like when chris asks him what hes doing have him say like "I CAME TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER"

[robertbowers09]

He's Gay

[imover18sostfu]

The black piece of crap on his head distracts me...

[SikuntXD]

fuken indians....

[RathOne123]

Chris: Take a seat, take a seat right over there.

Guy: I'm already sitting.

Chris: Take a seat.

Guy: . . .

[mah781]

Eh a 23 year old going after a 13 year old is pretty sleazy but I don't know if Id call him a pedophile. Plenty of girls out there are pretty much physically developed at 13.

[UniqueIngzy]

@mah781 hes a fucking filthy twat he is a paedophile

[tarimaa1]

@mah781 ,

What's developement have to do with age? my cock was the size of a python at the age of 12 so that means I should have started fucking at 12 bitch 13 year old girls have enough problems trying to fit in with their peers till some scumbag pedophile comes along to fuck up their entire life..yes a pedophile who wants to have sex with a under age girl\boy. You understand?

[MrMoBidnizz]

haha i always love when Chris Hansen is like "Oh BTW, I have the conversation!" tada!!!!!! Hahahaha he rules

[Rawr5649]

Sit right over there

[kristy218591]

Dateline surprises once again!

[titje3]

Why the music?

[3klo]

Orange: Hey black apple!, Hey, Hey black apple, Hey Heeey. Heeeeeey black apple,!

APPPPPLEEEEE , Hey black apple!,

Black apple dude : WHAT??

Orange: Chris hanson.

black apple dude :WAAAAAAAAH

[jobyrox101]

his hair looks sooo funny loool i bet the decoy was like "what the fuck????"

[EngineOfficial]

I bloody well hope he doesn't say ''im gonna lick you'' to his Mum

[KiWiDingDong]

he's 20-dick years old

[CLASHofTHElonders]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA i'ma goin to lick u

[TheEricBray]

I was waiting for him to blow up haha

[DoTheFreak]

nice haircut xD

[Simon2664]

wait...so if he brought the gun...Chris would be dead right now?

[jaryd12345]

I'm impressed, I got all the way to page 5 of the comments before I got to anything about Arabs.

[blastermaster27]

@jaryd12345 its not about where they from dude its about protecting our child from people like that

[jaryd12345]

@blastermaster27 Yes... that's my point lol. Normally if it's a minority person getting caught doing anything bad, the comments are absolutely full of rednecks going "THOSE MOTHER FUCKIN ISLAMIC A-RABBBBS!!!" or whatever, even if they're not Islamic or Arabic. lol

[Deathy666x]

@blastermaster27 So this is about protecting your children... the children who just invited someone to YOUR house to suck them off..... interesting way to look at it.. but whatever..

[blastermaster27]

@Deathy666x its dateline nbc go on google

[Deathy666x]

@blastermaster27 No shit........

[blastermaster27]

@blastermaster27 hi dude if you read about to catch a predator and learn a bit about the show youll soon discover that its a police officer pretending to be a teenager the other way would be illegal AND the girl you see in the video his an adult its a actress who looks young but in fact is 21 and sometimes its a 22 years old grown women before u talk shit dude try to know what ur talking about

[tsb049]

So the way to get Chris Hansen's phone number is to get busted for being a pedophile by him.