Bonobos

[kurbaalisaat]

kate i adore you but i need to add there is no such genocide, armenians killed turks actually.

[AbsolutelyCrackers]

Bonobos are still awesome though. "Chilliiiiin" indeed :D

[AbsolutelyCrackers]

Bonobos aren't always nice though, at the bonobo sanctuary in Kinshasa, a male was annoying one of the females, so a group of females including her beat the shit out of him and nearly bit his dick off. XD

Also there is one instance of cannibalism reported, it was a baby bonobo that was being eaten but the exact cause of death was unknown. They had been dead for about a day before they were eaten.

[XxGhostDancerxX]

Me and my sister randomly came upon this... its beautifully hilarious... and full of facts that are 100% true and probably most likely perfectly provable lol XD Good fun... Damn Banobos

[iamcamicoco]

this is to morning...lol...i love it

[2MuChDeAn]

i wish i were a bonobo.

sounds nice.

[affrigato]

Bonobos are the best animals, sexually! I learned in Human Origins anthropology that male bonobos are cool with rump-bumping each other and also hanging from trees and playing "sword fights".

[namelessneed]

thanx for sharing this intimate open window. Yr too fun

keep on, darlin

[beaniachi]

if only we could sterilize ALL human beings and force everyone into producing test tube babies... then the world would be filled with rainbows and death...

love ben (beans)

[DiscPriestMudo]

I generally take my mornings in the afternoon.

[TheGodlessGirl]

Most of the women I know that say that are cock mongrels and just don't like competition.

[MissGummi]

Your wisdom, it's an inspiration.

[ally20sey]

aaahh..... you're naked!!

[BaubleRob]

Katy Kate Kate! It IS individual men. Society is a flipping myth. I eat sex anth for breakfast and shit out science babies. My boss actually teaches sex anth but he is dumber than a sack of parrots.

[tiffbott41]

i love your argument on the trouser v skirt thing! more men should wear dresses/skirts! Kilts don't count those! thats national dress. i want to see more men in sparkly numbers! :)

[whitefloweret]

too early much morning.

[Imagirlk]

I do hear it a lot...but there are a lot of really rude girls because they don't give each other a chance.

[boozer81]

I loves me some dirty bitch whores! By the way, when is Peppermint Patty gonna join you in one of these videos?

[AstrosN08]

R U K I A 9000 NEEDS TO COME BACK!

[toxickatie]

You are the smartest human being in the world. Please mother my future children so I dont make them stupid :P.

[tsharts]

It's so cool that you posted a video on this subject. Last week I was watching a Terence McKenna video where he talked about the same thing. I wish I could find the exact one where he mentioned bonobos and chimps.. but you can search for Terence McKenna: Food of the Gods. The guy was a genius. I wish he was still around. People have posted a ton of his talks here on youtube though so there's a lot of great stuff to listen to.

[SublimeTea]

a sexual sex class, haha oh how very sexual

[tantalusmcdaddy]

Bonobo ...... minus the n and third o......

[pasta1017]

you have nice hands

[dingosatemypringles]

You are my hero. MY HERO.

[KateReadsBooks]

thanks

[artofbrowneyedgirl]

loving morning vlogs

too true

[Shannoburger]

the other side of the breast exam is in english, I think.................. you should also never put clothes on again.

[FCUKitsSam]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS VIDEO!

[simonhoopty]

You are back! not that you needed another comment but I have to say that afternoon videos are the awesome!

[bigballincolin]

I wish there was food on my floor so I dont get violent.

[withnulc]

LOVE!

And I know a Bonobo who makes music!

YouTube it if you don't believe me!

[unrealnews]

delighted to see the morning video. I hope to see more of the daytime videos.

I'm glad to see that you're documenting this stuff somehow so that you can come back to it if need be.

[flippinsweet17]

Yeah me and my friends were talking a little bit about like the same thing you said at the end. Girls can get away with more than guys can. For example, girls can kiss or touch playfully another girl without any acusations what-so-ever but guys can't do that. Unless they're playing sports and on the field, and it's a butt-slap. But yeah, it's like bleh. Then again, not as many guys are just open or as chill about that stuff as girls are.

[Beachapeeater]

That is the most fantastic analogy ever. I shall bring it up in my behavioural zoology class tomorrow! If the opportunity presents itself..

[LoftierThanMine]

Great video Kate! Keep them coming!

[ErinJuneDonnelly]

I hear that. Good talk. Yes. Indeed.

[wisegeorge365]

"Bonobos have also been known to practice cannibalism in captivity."

From Wiki, bummer.

[wisegeorge365]

I've got to look into those Bonobos. Somehow they slipped by me my whole life.

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

ive been elightened. thx kate.

[eoin68]

u is awesome and walle too!

[GuruMN]

Wait, we wear dresses, except we call it a kilt. It works, just not so well with the 80's polka dots, that's all. Denim utilikilts if you want to be man about it.

[BuddyBusiness]

2:03 HA!

[WayneSkoting]

My new favorite video from "kate". ♥

~Ryan Westlake.

[KateReadsBooks]

are you implying that kate is not my real name?

[WayneSkoting]

Sorry I was distracted. No not at all. Iv enjoyed you ever since you put a helmet on and smashed into your wall like super dave... I hope to see some moar pumpkin related videos this season.

(Wild Smile of Contentment)

~Ryan Westlake.

[XxGhostDancerxX]

@KateReadsBooks Me and my sister randomly came upon this... its beautifully hilarious... and full of facts that are 100% true and probably most likely perfectly provable lol XD Good fun... Damn Banobos... admirable creatures... all they do is screw and eat... I like that

[Jessiqua42]

Wonderful! Thanks for all the lols and giggles.

Good point about the skirt-wearing burly men with beards. I honesly can't say I wouldn't do a double take. But it would be, like, a "Woah, hey sexy!" double take, not a "Woah, get away." double take.

[Jessiqua42]

PS HAwt pic of GG-rubbing at 1:22

Very lulzy, but kinda familiar...

[PariahOlympics]

Break down the oppression and marginalization of social standards: FREE DRESSES FOR LUMBERJACKS!

love ya Kate....please never stop the awesomeness :)

[Bris26]

I have seen a big burly man with a bead in a dress. He was rocking it, but for some reason I couldn't help not stare.

[ParadiseUp]

I do hear girls say that allot. I also don't approve of the aliens, so I'm all for that plan.

[adorablepancreas]

i love your dog.

[Sammerkona]

Wakeing up thinking about bonobo sex is probably not a common thing. I'm not being judgemental, I'm just saying...

[chennlo]

Two of my favorite subjects--bonobos and dirty bitch-whores. I love it.

[shukucci]

When i already saw the avatar of this video i had to laugh. Not because you looked ridiculous or smth. U just looked like "Kate is going to do something hilarious"

I love you kate

[sheetsl]

I love you. A lot. i don't know what else to say.

[itsjustinleon]

Your bed head looks great in high definition!

[omnidoug]

So basically, the takeaway is that we should all spread fruit all over the floor and have a lifetime of easygoing sex? I love science.

[WillzWatching]

Yes, I do know.

If you change the word chimp with corporate skeeze you could describe my work culture perfectly.

My babies got eaten a couple of days ago. I has sad now.

[trapezebird]

i've been trying to make more girl friends

[KateReadsBooks]

Oh I hope there are some nice artsy ones who will cook with you. For me. To eat the food.

[MaximusVelocity]

I've also been trying that, but I keep messing up the hair.

[odetothepillow]

Funny you should say that... I always put on a dress to watch your videos.

[KateReadsBooks]

You're so sweet to me.

[TheAlbinoPickle]

you make the best videos ever(most of my friends are girls)

[timewithtascha]

99% of male dolphins are sex maniacs.

[KateReadsBooks]

FUCK YES TASCHA GETS THE WIN! I fucking love you.

[missduni]

humpers, even.

[P00P0STER0US]

I'm attacked by aliens every night but sadly, they're always ugly ones. Sometimes they smell.

[P00P0STER0US]

And you'd think that after advancing for so many more years than humans, they'd have learned by now to leave a tip.

[BelievableSandwich]

More morning. Mourning Armenians. Whack my Bonobo.

[PikachuBoogaloo]

you always upload a video on my birthday.

<3

[pete275]

bonobos are awesome, I'd love to move to a commune and live like bonobos with a bunch of people

post the instructions for the breast examination thing, I'll translate them

[pete275]

any kind of morning is too much morning

[appybuddha]

Your such a hippie. I love it.

[smellslikechildren1]

Wally is the cutest thing in the world.

[EnidCaulfield22]

I hate when girls say shit like that. And I've found that the "bitches ain't shit (except me cause I'm not like the rest of them)" line is usually a pathetic attempt to impress (douchey) guys.

[notaclareintheworld]

I say that a lot.

[Zemfira25]

AAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Love it!!

[WideOpenTuna]

Great video, third time's a charm :)

[josie6819]

2:03 had me rolling. we need to be friends fa life.

[MatTube29]

Bonobos or gtfo.

I love this video.

[ErikGusto]

I am now obsessed with bonobos... fuck humanity I wanna be a bonobo ust to be able to do that "chill" pose!

[behindhzleyes18]

That photo at 2:04 of the bonobo...

I paused your video and Google Imaged "bonobo" and that was the first photo that I my eyes zoomed in on.

Then, when that photo popped up again on your video, I lost it and started laughing.

[Theultimatebride]

Nature's cruelest joke was making the whole gender thing. Means we have to interact with others. Ergh!

[mrblisterfist]

I would love to wear a sarong. The comfort and freedom of movement is refreshing, liberating.

Sadly, the folks here in Appalachia would most likely assume I was a "fay-gut" and proceed to ridicule me into seclusion. Or I could try to rub genitals like the bonobos to lessen the anger.

great vid !

[ToxicPopsicle]

Men are assholes. Almost all of my friends are women because men are stupid.

[kidblood1]

Pants , dress , don't fuckin hate

[kidblood1]

I love fucking monkeys

[WideOpenTuna]

I am reporting you to the proper authorities. Bestiality is a crime

[kidblood1]

12 is a good time to wake up

[SapphireUnited]

Bonobos are really freaking cool. Why have I never heard of them but I've heard all about asshole chimps? sigh. We have so much work to do to make the world better.

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

lets unite!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

This has been quite a interesting, thought provoking video.

And even after all that, I think I'm going to go google 'strange bonobo sexual acts' - because that's the kind of person I am.

[bearchay889]

What fools ppl is the chimps are so dam nice in planet of the apes.If i ever go out in a dress/skirt again i will record it just for you.

[nbwulf]

Bonobo...  the word just makes me happy.

[melanie0523]

i definitely evolved from a bonobo.

[volnessj]

I LOVE WALLY SO FUCKING MUCH!

Can i rub his sweet little belly?

[maclover246]

i hate men...except if there gay, then there ok i can deal with them

[KateReadsBooks]

no no no no no

[maclover246]

you know im right :D straight men are to testosterone filled and make me feel uncomfortable, gay men are a mix of both worlds

[titania642]

great vid kate! i'm taking a bunch of sexuality classes too, and i love learning about shit like that.

[BluegrassState]

very profound, at the end there

[wutupdoody]

!!

!!!!

[kronicallyindecisive]

Those girls who say they aren't friends with girls because all girls are bitches usually have it wrong. It's the other way around, they are bitches and therefore have no friends. And I learned a plethora of new things about chimps and their lives. Your videos never cease to entertain :)

[XTaylorloveX]

WOOOOOOT!