Killer 7 "in 5 seconds"

[marthedge]

A compilation of 5 seconds of scenes, very nice...

and all of them sum up this game quite nicely.

[izillian]

A "Heaven Smile" maybe laughing right at you.

[adruen19]

Garcian pretty much sumed up my thoughts on the story.

[iridescentgreen]

Love this game. After reading Hand In Killer 7, there are still a few things I don't understand plot-wise, but you have to remember, a ton of this game's story was cut from the final release because of budget reasons. If only there was a director's cut released with the full game...

[falariem]

Killer7 in one sentence: Every single thing possible that would give a game an "M" rating.

... And it glorious!

[BRiTDRAG2]

do no more heroes 1-2 in 5 seconds! or maybe he doesn't own them, fuck...

[KronicKillaz]

This game was sick back in the day haha

[UniqueOneShot]

Master. We're in a tight spot. A real tight spot. Like, this video is fucking awesome. It is a nice tribute to such a wonderful piece. Let the bloodbath begin. In the name of Harman...

[RocketRaccoon99]

Hmm, there is a odd depltion of 4 TIMES A DAY! [Stadium explodes behind me]

[ghostoflaurapalmer]

I don't follow.

[SmithOfGear92]

More like "Killer 7 in 5 Second Incriments".

[underqwerty]

I thought the video was okay, but Garcian at the end made it worth it.

[blackidna]

I love killer7 and I love this video. 9 people have been Susie Sumner's sugar daddies.

[ChiefWahoo100]

No handsome men :(

[HitsugiNerd]

Haha, the reaction of most people. Including me in some cases.

[CatalenaCat]

The lucky part is that I Have this game, hate the heaven smiles but it's all good.

[TheAnimeMusicMan]

Conchobhar=win. Secondly, This video is hilarious! I love the fact that the video breaks down into sporadic onsets of either pain or laughter. At moments within the game, myself as the player, was reduced to such episodes of pain, laughter or BOTH and as such I feel this video is not only funny but also quite reflective of the game as an experience. Top vid Clement, and by the Con, WOMEN ARE ALL THE SAME! (insert Benjamin Keane headblood)

[roxas2832]

I have to say this plot is messed up in this game but sonic (06) has a worse plot

[QuadfishTym]

I'm glad Youtube introduced me to this game, but I wish the commenters hadn't destroyed the twists for me...

[brothadave]

That last bit with Garcian had me rolling!

[BlackRoseUYA]

I just blew up a trade center and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[gilesahrun]

8 people don't follows this great game.

[llamatube]

Then I guess he was exhibiting fear of Emir, being out of Harman's room, where in Harman's room he's more or less mentally inept.

[GarcianSmith891]

Sounds about right

[Headphoneguy92]

shouldnt have cut that early

the bit with ulmeyda cumming just as the stadium blows up is awesome

also: I CHALLENGE yuuuuuu!

[Stiglitz51]

I didn't go to school on rainy days... But my mum would tell me to go becuase she had reasons... So I jumped out the window... And spent 6 months in hospital... That was half a year off school =D...And my mother...She died..Becuase she jumped first...And I landed on her... I'll leave the rest of the story to you...the imagination of a killer.

[Bungan8044]

... That's about it. All you missed was "Master! We're in a tight spot! A real tight spot!"

[TelvanniGuard]

@Bungan8044

Mah ee sta. We are in a taut sput.

[Bungan8044]

@TelvanniGuard Yeah, sounds right. XD

[llamatube]

Can someone explain why Harman was having a stroke when he saw Garcian? (At the table there with Kun Lan.)

[zhazha23]

@llamatube Same reason why Ulmeyda can't hold back...

[jiguryo]

@llamatube SPOILER ALERT, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU - the real Harman was killed by young Garcian, back when he was known by his real name. SPOILER ALERT, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

[daikenkaiMusic]

Haha! Awesome video .. seriously :)

[superstreetking95]

why did andrei ulmeyda look like he is about to shit hisself bad?

[FerrariLover79]

@superstreetking95 He's cummin! XD

[superstreetking95]

@FerrariLover79 after he seen ayame blackburn!

[thps48]

Once you get used to the absolute incomprehensibility or take a couple several hours to read the synopsis on GF- either/or, it's kinda like the end of the first Forbidden Room scene. (00:30)

To clarify, I always imagined in that scene about the slightly odd metaphor for the famous comedy and tragedy masks Harman and Kun were having an Ulmeyda moment... I doubt that clarified anything. XD

[ElderMasana]

damn well played well played

[enistoja]

I don't follow

xD

Couldn't have chosen a better pic for the last part!

[ISpearedJesus]

...I don't follow.

[KatlikeRider]

this made me chuckle abit :)

also, what was the song playing at the begining and end?

[deg2684]

i dont know but its from the game, when u are in the scene with the windmills xd

[KatlikeRider]

Thank you :3

[uffale]

@KatlikeRider the song that an old man plays in the handsome man chapter

[horridshrimp2k37]

i dont follow

[DJXtreme2]

Just beat the game today yesterday and the best thing i can say is 0:40-0:43 was my exact reaction at the very end of the game just thinking about everything that happened in this game.

[KiNGSHiNiGaMi777]

my favorite game

[SmithOfGear92]

Fuuny Video... But I think a better title for this video would be "Killer 7 in 5 second increments".

[RobGrix]

Master, this is great ! I mean, greater than ever ! This video define these insane yet great game in 5 seconds. 5 stars and to favorites. In the name of Harman...

[mattsladey111]

The clip from the scene with Kun and Harman was so funny when cut down and put in this context!

[smackmabitchup]

what was the black dudes real name again? armin somethingsteiner?

[Corvastus]

Emir Parkreiner.

[lookatmedriving]

I wonder if he was the same bloke in the ending to No More Heroes?

[Kuceman]

Emir Parkreiner.

[fabiogbg]

Thank you so much... Great tribute video...

In the name of Harman!!

[TheyCallMeCHICKEN]

Funny thing is, the entire game is just as confusing as this vid lol.

[SonicNerd91]

under statment of the millenia

[RafaelSteiner7]

"I don't follow"

LoL

[SmithOfGear92]

Why is it whenever Kun Lan does his 'evil' laugh, he sounds like a Kiebler Elf on crack?

[bitpeg]

That was longer than five seconds.

Title should be "Killer 7 in less than a minute"

[TheOrangeLlama]

It's different.

Time here is warped...

[Vaxidd8]

You win the internet FYI

In the name of Harman...

[BigBoss6720]

This is one of my favorite games ever

[MrWizardofrhythm]

actually, this IS my favourite game.

[MetaSmoke]

The ending was just perfect. Nice vid.

[veblice]

I don't follow.

[ThePersonofComents]

'Would you like to join em for a game of Russian Roulette?'

[TeamHedge]

"If you "LOSE",I want you to kill the President."

[GargoyleKrane]

That's in my top 10 WTF moments.

[DefenderofHyrule]

that was funny. the 'i don't follow' does sum up the plot after the first play through. amazing game

[flatlinerking]

and the second and third

[Antractica]

"tis"

"none of you don't"

No, sir. You are the retard.

[GazDM666]

Look it's just a joke. It's a complex story with many interpretations, that shouldn't stop people having a laugh about it though. Maybe these people on here do have theories, but understand the fact that there is no simple narrative and it is difficult to grasp makes this video relavant.

If I was to compare a comic or graphic novel to killer7 though, it would have to be 100 bullets

[neon6]

In an interview with makers, it was stated that the story was intended to be so complex as to differenate it from the usual crap and to make the player replay the game a second time to fully understand what's going on. Suck that this originality was met with poor sales as gamers don't want originality or art, they prefer the usual crap and this will continue until gamers take a hard look at their actions.

[theknack101]

@neon6

Dude, I think its more about how this took it kinda far.

People like to be able to understand what they are playing. This goes beyond deep and into incomprehensible.

I liked the game, but it doesnt make very much sense

[neon6]

@theknack101 what was i smoking two years ago

[Tubyubber]

@neon6 I understand that, but I mean, c'mon it doesn't have to be THIS outlandish. No More Heroes did a better job of being more conceivable and still doing new stuff.

[neon6]

@Tubyubber how come people are responding to comments i made years ago

[Tubyubber]

@neon6 because I watched this video yesterday, played the game a day before that, and your comment was top rated. and in addition, you responded as well, didn't you? but I was mainly just voicing my opinion in contrast to yours.

[Klagmar]

"I don't follow."

[1xadavid]

That about sums it up.

[crshi23]

great, but you should have followed it in order.

[Gehn5]

5 hours with the game may not make much more sense than these 5 seconds... Nice job.

[quepasakoolj18]

This made me laugh! =)

[redrum0127]

it's called "imagination" and few people have more than spurts of it nowadays

[NekoValtz]

Pretty much. Shoot it took me about a minute before I started "WTF"ing

[bluesclueskiller]

this game rulez

whats the song name?

[Masterheart]

I dont think the song has a name since its not even in the OST and was solely ment for the game in 1 mission

[KillerConSmith]

The bit with Garcian at the end "I don't follow". That was great.

[HMiste]

You'd be surprised how incorrect this is.

It needs to be even more confusing.

[Masterheart]

like rediculiously confusing but someone would still make up theories and those theories would make perfect sense

[starschwar]

So True!

[shadowhasacookie]

"I don't follow" Nice ending, XD The game is hard to follow.

[aaronleetzen]

i think he missed the 0 after the 5 for the title

its 50 seconds at least

[noobkid1]

more than 5 seconds n00b

[Conchobhar]

This movie holds 52 seconds. I'm a professional. You can't fool me, old man.

[stinkoman2x6]

You and I! We're both sick! the only time we feel alive is when we put our lives on the line!

[KadathII]

To viewers who never played the game : putting the sequences back into context doesn't help that much.

Great, great game.

[nightflyer1]

This video is so hillariously accurate, it hurts...

[rebirthangel]

This is basically the entire game in a nutshell. XD

[ouch11]

"i dont follow"

i love this game

this video was great

[Speedball57]

Truly, a bizarre game. But very entertaining.