Father has a brother (Uncle). Uncle get's married (Aunt). Aunt has nephew (Nephew). Nephew has cousin on other side of his family (Cousin). Cousin goes to college (where Helmet = Roommate). Therefore. Helmet is Lone Star's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room mate, making him and Lone Star ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
* a nephew is a sibling's son, so your uncle's nephew could be a) you, b) son of a different uncle, or c) son of an aunt
* note: b and c above would both be a cousin
* now we're at 1) your cousin, or 2) your cousin's cousin (which could be you, but it's far more likely to be the niece or nephew of an uncle or aunt's spouse)
* and then finally there's the roomate bit which makes this whole breakdown pointless anyway since it can be literally anyone
@Haloplayer20 Unless he has another Uncle, than it's possible that he was his cousin's cousin's roommate, that cousin either being his 2nd cousin or, in fact - Lonestar himself :)
Luke i am your sisters fathers nephews nieces aunts uncles pet dinosaurs brother
78minecraftpro 2 weeks ago
If only he kept it going like: "Father's brother's nephew's cousin's grampa's sister's uncle's former roommate.
starflame34 1 month ago
Dune parody?
mindarinas 3 months ago
@mindarinas Star Wars.
heyufool1 2 months ago
PREPARE TO DIE
Ioganstone 3 months ago
@Keitaro2011 @Haloplayer20 YOU ARE BOTH CORRECT. DERP.
Father's Brother = Uncle
Nephew = HIM or His Cousin
Cousin = His Cousin or HIM
Former Roomate = His Cousin's Roomate or HIS Roomate.
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RidgeRacerLord 3 months ago 2
@RidgeRacerLord exactly
SashaTiem 2 months ago
@RidgeRacerLord Uncle's nephew could be from other side of the family
ff2paladin 1 month ago
Aren't they cousins then? O_O
dottiedots221 4 months ago
@dottiedots221 Nope. The Roommate thing totally makes everything else useless to have even said in the first place. That's the joke.
SilentxAssassinx09 4 months ago
@SilentxAssassinx09 oh ok
dottiedots221 4 months ago
Father has a brother (Uncle). Uncle get's married (Aunt). Aunt has nephew (Nephew). Nephew has cousin on other side of his family (Cousin). Cousin goes to college (where Helmet = Roommate). Therefore. Helmet is Lone Star's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room mate, making him and Lone Star ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
deutschbag1000 5 months ago 7
Breakdown:
* your father's brother = your uncle
* a nephew is a sibling's son, so your uncle's nephew could be a) you, b) son of a different uncle, or c) son of an aunt
* note: b and c above would both be a cousin
* now we're at 1) your cousin, or 2) your cousin's cousin (which could be you, but it's far more likely to be the niece or nephew of an uncle or aunt's spouse)
* and then finally there's the roomate bit which makes this whole breakdown pointless anyway since it can be literally anyone
MuljoStpho 5 months ago
What are you preparing? You're always preparing! Just GO!
Reverus 5 months ago
@haloplayer20 no my cousins cousin could be myself,
purplebushes 6 months ago
0:30
Breegullbeak 6 months ago
30
Breegullbeak 6 months ago
I knew it!, I'm surrounded by assholes.
RodentsPlayWoW 8 months ago
@RodentsPlayWoW Sir, what's happening on the screen is now!
Masterlink981 7 months ago
this guy sounds absolutely like Isaiah Mustafa, the old spice guy!
TheGrangusto 9 months ago
It actually makes them roomates.
LACSMOB 10 months ago
His 2nd cousins roomate actually
KyleMclovin 11 months ago
@KyleMclovin No his first cousins
hotrod1318 8 months ago
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starflame34 1 year ago
@starflame34
Either you're joking and understand why or you completely missed the concept of COMEDY.
GameCommentaries 1 year ago 7
@GameCommentaries OF COURSE im joking! I know it's just a parody of the Star Wars "I am your father" reference
starflame34 1 year ago
@starflame34 Sir, you're an idiot. Plain & Simple.
marhasan 10 months ago
I thought he was going to stop at "I am your father" but he just kept going xDDD
I laughed so hard
linkfan160 1 year ago
That would mean that they were once room mates!
Keitaro2011 1 year ago 42
@Keitaro2011 No, it means he was Lone Star's cousin's roommate
Serpette94 1 year ago
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@Serpette94 That's what I mean!
Keitaro2011 1 year ago
@Keitaro2011 ...or his cousin was his roomate.
Vendetta162X 11 months ago
@Keitaro2011 no, it would make him his cousin's roommate
Haloplayer20 10 months ago 54
@Haloplayer20 Unless he has another Uncle, than it's possible that he was his cousin's cousin's roommate, that cousin either being his 2nd cousin or, in fact - Lonestar himself :)
Nenad237 5 months ago
@Haloplayer20 yh i figered that out and then read ur comment ... i was gunna put it lol x
JMemski 5 months ago
@Haloplayer20 @Keitaro2011 it could be either
SashaTiem 2 months ago
@Haloplayer20 unless hes an only child
Evileater 1 month ago
@Keitaro2011 Mr. Obvious is obvious.
karmisson 2 months ago
"I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate."
rollerbladingdude 1 year ago
lulz
RedstoneFTW 1 year ago
haha absolutely nothing
TheBebopp 1 year ago 2