10 Things to Say AFTER Sex

[HeresRocko]

That last one was really hard to remember. How do u say No.10 again?

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

I'm not a Spanish person, but this vid turned me on.

How 'bout: 'Wanna shoot into orbit again?'xDD

[killerblood136]

pero qué mierda!!!! esta es la que le enseño español a las mocosas de el video "Ayúdame" ...

[l0l808456]

u 2 are both so cute. n i love how ur foot was like moving on his knee in the background. i dont have a foot fetish. but i will do that with my bf someday. cute couple :)

[minedworp]

wow this makes learning fun!!!!

[UltimateKieran]

What to say after sex, (in german!):

Oh shit the condom broke!

Ach scheisse! Das Kondom hat gebrochen!!

[aNdiiTR]

Quesadilla!? Hahaha Quien rayos pide una quesadilla!?!? Wtf?

[iiTzBenJi]

TAXI!?? WTF!?? I don't want a fucking car driving through my house :@

[estrellitaaw]

Los que ella dice no tiene coherencia, Despues del sexo tu le dices a tu pareja: Taxi?? o Mu haces una quesadilla? O_________O WTF??? O Confundirte con otra persona, es como que yo dijera: Ooop pense que eras hombre WTF???

[FilmPA86]

10 Things to say after sex:

10. "Now get out of my country"

[mushkilla]

LOL at 7 lmaooo

[GamerGirl1020]

wtf

[QueenClaudia2nd]

lmao, I love the thumbs up on number 4.

[Lui4SS]

# 10...estabas bien pequeno..le voy ha decir ha mis amigas....

you were so little..am goin to tell the rest of my girl friends

[elmolinoderobin]

Vaya puta mierdaaa

[selbategev]

this is why people cant take our country seriously.

[ilovechipotle85]

@selbategev why is that?

[killbob3456]

is that a dude in the background

[ilovechipotle85]

@killbob3456 duh.

[lomaxbozo]

:)) this is ...silly

[boricuapr1231]

cabrones mas anormales los estadounidenses

[akelha]

everything was perfect until the number 5, then, it ruined everything, how can you ask someone to make you a quesadilla, jajajajajajaja you are so funny,litle girl

[asmallboyTDT]

o sus hablan, UF! tu pen'a esta muy grande!

[ismaelflores81]

¿Me das tu teléfono?, después del sexo?, no mames, mejor pregúntale: ¿Qué es tu nombre? jajaja, imbéciles.

[Rumisonqqo]

Nº6 - Es todooo? - Sorry, flaca, es que nicaragua con paraguay. (tradúceme ésto).

[Steve271089]

stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

[TheUryanar]

puta madre, y estos pendejos gringo , me lleva la chingada, perdon por escibor de esta forma pero no hay otra manera, uno que aprende su puto idioma con todos sus pendejadas de verdos y tiempos, y estos que salen con estas mamadas, puta madre.

[Rumisonqqo]

@TheUryanar Tienes mucha razón. Le faltarían videos para expresar los regionalismos y frases idiomáticas propias de cada país. Además, es cierto que cuando estás arriola (caliente) no sueles ser para nada "polite" XD

[mauronaranjo]

@TheUryanar Yo no sé cómo hablan estos mexicanos, pero con tantas palabras que dicen tan raras "cantinflean" mucho y no se les entiende nada. ¿qué es todo eso que dijo este tipo? ¿eso es hablar bien? ¡No jodás!

[larrybob1001]

this bitch can make me a sandwitch

[hubbycucked]

"I thought you were another person?" "Taxi?" LOL. yeah, trying saying those things to a woman after sex!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[TheEmranbd]

es una puta

[lamujermaslinda]

why in the fuck would u use a white bitch to try to teach spanish? bitch ure only goood for one thing and that is prostitution, so stick with that and stop trying to teach fake spanish.

[carrrrera]

You forgot to ask "what's your name"

You skanky whore. And to add "taxi" shows you are a cheap f*ck. Shame on you

[sexyredztt]

but you are a slut

[MSKittytanfrescas]

pendeja!!!

[williguapo1]

whore

[Gen3sisOrion]

I LOL'D with number 8

[cucanchon]

jajajajaj No me cabe la menor duda que de sexo sabes mucho, pero de español no sabes un carajo!!!! y esas cosas tan incongruentes que dices que tonta!!

[Absian]

jajajaj una quesadilla jajaja, como digas eso en España te van a poner la boca echa un asco.... pero vamos el crack el del fondo es un maldito folletas

[midi9227]

Pero que coño es esto? xD

¿Como es que le pides el numero de telefono despues de follartelo? xD

¿Y luego el taxi? lol!!

Bueno tia, eres una crack xDDDDDD

[MrBanry]

ROLF!!! THAT GUY IS THE BEST!

[MaeseAxiv]

@MrBanry I think it is a girl...

[IrKeNoVa]

roll your R's. do an effort.

[summerblah]

5 stars for the guy in the baack xD lol

[dasfx]

Taxi? Really? What's the point of these?

I might ask for a cigarette, but I usually ditch girls numbers after I have sex with them.

You forgot "Ahora sales"

[AaRoNwFoRd]

does "chingado puta" mean fuck you bitch?? i cant wait to use it ifitdoes

[etejuanete]

no it doesnt

fuck tou bitch would be "chingate puta" or "vete a la verga perra"

[AaRoNwFoRd]

ok cheers mate

[halfbreed02]

and number 8 hahahahahaha

[halfbreed02]

dude im sayin number 4 in english next time.lol

[PCMARCHANTE]

11.- "son 500 dolares" (My fee was 500 dlrs)

12.- "eres un culero" (You are miserly)

13.- "te veniste adentro?" (You came inside??)

14.-  "no sirves para coger" (You are not good for sex)

15.- "dame extra para el taxi" (Gimme extra monies for taxi)

[turtles4life]

Make me a casadila

[H0nkyMax]

another good spanish video is man falls in love with tortilla.

Search: man falls in love with tortilla

[amigos174]

pides el telefono luego de tener sexo???

do u ask for a number AFTER sex?

[PetrePann]

si, eso no dice muchas buenas cosas sobre la persona que habla.

[ShadowsSeven]

@amigos174

Putas :D

[ShadowsSeven]

@amigos174

Putas :D

[Rev3rendO]

-quien quiere una quesadilla despues de c*jer? hahaha cgado!

-who wants a quesadilla aftr sex? hahaha funny like hell!

[debcyval]

-you were wonderful-estuviste increible.

-are you ready for round two-estas listo para es proximo round

i have a meating in the morning- tengo una reunion en la manana.

[charliewill99]

The word quesadilla is ok, in Mexico are very common.

It sounds too strange too say, donot say that: ¿Como estuvo el viaje a la ciudad del placer?

I couldn understand when she said: Estuviste increible, the pronunciation is terrible

[4Divine]

5 - 8 jajajajaja!!!!!! Es todo??!!

[CesitarLoko]

Jjajajaja, fijaros como en la cuarto pregunta, el tio de atras levanta la mano pa hacer el OK. QUE CRACK!!! jajaja

[oO8Miyuri8Oo]

en el 2 no dice "estuviste" dice "fuiste" la tia esa ._.U

[GilMarquezRubio]

Que onda con esto? Asi te mandan al diablo despues de echar pasión jajajaja!!! Pense que eras otra persona!!! Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­!!! Hacerme una quesadilla? Jajajajajajaja!!! No se la bañen!!!

[BingoDingo698]

did u have sex with that guy behind u

[econchick]

i gotta learn how to say number 4!

[belep1952]

no mames callate y vete a tu casa pendeja jajaja !

[princesseklauss]

pendeja viejaa que no manche

[Jord4nRV]

whos the guy in the back? when she sed como estuvo el viaje al cuidad de placer he put his thumb up XD i laughed my head off, maybe its her spanish lover? joder k suerte tienes cabron jeje

[jaszetorres]

this is so dumb

[XxXGermanMartinMBXxX]

Yes she usually would start talking, but I never would care. lollllll I was out the door. I was a bad German boy!!!!!

[shinshine08]

looooool I thought u have the number before u had sex with the dam guy

[ONENIGGER2ANOTHER]

Whos the faggot with the checkered socks??

[kaisariani]

como se llama esta mujer,tiene suyo chanel

[lightningmoon]

Hehe, good one!! quesadilla xD

oks, i'm from mexico, ur english isn't bad but i notice ur not veteran =)

[celena100]

did you hear the way she said ay?

kinda nasty

[morales20000]

yeah! get phone after good sx))

[damadelosbosques]

why the hell a quesadilla

not everyone that sepas spanish eats quesadillas

[mauronaranjo]

"Quesadilla" in my country is chees stuffed with "bocadillo". Nobody in the world knows But this is Quezadilla for us.. haha

[enavia25]

me mamas el guevo ? Can you suck my dick ? Try IT ME MAMAS EL GUEVO ?

#2 your pussy smells funky! te apesta el toto! Try IT TE APESTA EL TOTO

[Saemaey]

no 1: ZZZzzz

you repeat

ZZZzzz

what? you dont want to say anything afterwards!!!

[paranoic1989]

come to me and you will get the answer for the 4th question

but leave your Spanish "knowledge" at home

lol

[MrNclasic]

una quesadilla? JAJAJAJJAJAJAAJ

[Ragnell24]

ROFL

[MrNclasic]

i'm spanish i don't understand your answer looooooool

[princesst101290]

asking for his or her telephone # after sex....dats crazy!!!

[rr0208487]

Como se dice? I Just gave u a dirty sanchez?

[mauronaranjo]

What do u mean with it?

[rr0208487]

she be saying alot more than that after I got done with her

[meltemik]

esta loca! Madre mia...

[catalinaguerrero]

lucky guy

[1029Itachi]

so freaking funny!!! 5/5

[GuyWizardX]

My favorite is #10.

[MyHomemadeVids]

Stop sucking up to her.  She's not gonna "fucko" you.

[m0viejunkie]

number four hahahaha

[zmile11]

para hacerlo contigo , siempre estaria listo  mamacita !!

[natii928]

qien es el tio de atras jaja

[Mitilene1982]

Si le dices a un hispanohablante que te haga una quesadilla, seguramente sea mexicano, jajaja... el resto no te entenderá, desde luego.

[mauronaranjo]

Yo soy de Bogotá y sé qué es una quesadilla. Es algo diferente de las que comen los mexicanos a la que lle llaman también gringas. Las quesadillas en Colombia le decimos a una especie de queso campecino, relleno de bocadillo... "si no conocen el bocadillo ahí sí estamos jodidos"

[GeminiSaga86]

No se necesita ser de España para saber que estas oraciones suenan ridiculas.

[countlesswhispers]

holy shit, i just noticed there was a someone right behind her.

this is different spanish. i'm trying to learn castellano.

who would need to know number 7? "i thought you were someone else...i'm sorry, you look exactly like your twin." :P

[H8505]

those sentences are WRONG i´m from spain. don´t try to learn spanish so!! 10 thing tv DOESN´T speak good spanish

[dmking122]

an excellent guide for all whores trying get knocked up.

[GABO112688]

your accent is realy good!! and you're pretty!

[FcukMeSexy]

ES TADO! lmfao.... |

I been thinking your a diffrent person!!

my favorite one is the thats it? = es tado.. prisciless

[anshelm222]

No hace falta que digas nada jaja

[onecrazykid5]

She said "No quieres haScerme una quesadilla! hahahahahaha wow

[maty1]

como va a tener una JUNTA por la mañana???

jajajajajajajajajajaja

pateticooooooo!!!!!

por favor, si dicen que enseñan español, digan de qué parte es.  no vengan a España hablando asi porque nadie les va a entender!

[maty1]

Es totalmente patético

[j0hnny4eyes]

LOL THIS IS RETARDED!

i had to practice the "taxi" one for quite awhile... es muy dificil...

[loveshine219]

this was disturbing...

and if you didn't already have his number before you fucked him, you're a skank. D:/

why would you put a stranger inside of you? nasty hoe.

[phantomOfTheOpera485]

your spanish really sucks -_-

[giancomogiorlamo]

actually thats for mexicans only.,.

[BdeBakan]

Muy buen trabajo preciosa , como te deberas cojer al boludo que esta atras no ? Tenes una linda cara de lechera.

[greatwf]

more Spanish please! but only from you mama ceta

[jenlans]

What does moma ceta mean?

[raburipanda]

It's actually mamacita. It's kind of like saying momma as is "hot momma."

[mikkim11]

he meant to say mamacita...a sexy little lady.

[pepys1633]

Tienes un conazo que parece un volcan!

[kris2914]

Soy fea y no tengo una vida...you repeat

[msfiorx]

k she says one thing and they write another... she said it right, it's fuiste increible not estuviste increible.

[tubs6199]

ready for round two lmfao

[Juzze1983]

They Don't know how to write Spanish and anyway this just SUCKED just like gas prices

[bandanabandit3]

hahahah the guy gives the thumbs up classic hahha

[aspirino67]

No quieres hacerme una quesadilla? lol if you take that out of contexts it sounds terribly wrong

[elchamuko18]

quieres mamarme la verga now you try

[afzkhokha]

u r sexy n hot.i am going to bath room for.........

[ecasa69]

abı bune ya duzgun bı kelıme ogrenıım dedım ne cıktı karsıma :D

[lem200261963]

i have nothing but thet ur hot and when u talk spanish u arouse me lol jkjkjkj

[yoggsoft]

habla feito, but i still make out with her

[anonysaced]

Hi! i'm an attention-whore that needs people constantly over me so i can forget how empty my life is, even at the cost of being nothing more than a not-so-pretty slutty-vase; Hola! soy una zorra que necesita atención constante de otras personas para poder olvidar lo vacía que es mi vida, incluso al precio de no ser nada más que un zorrón-florero no muy bonito; you repeat! :D

[Lovedec]

You pronounce it like a mixture between Portuguese and Spanish.

Menos soberbia la proxima...

[HaXofspain]

learn how to pronounce!!!!!!!!!

PS: ¿me das tu telefono? si aqui lo tienes( quizas querias decir, ¿me dices tu numero de telefono?

[chikito0107]

YOU are very fuckable... and your Spanish is OK, ignore the negative comments.

[GR0NCH0]

Esta señorita ha sido estafada: le han enseñado un español vulgar y de bajo nivel. Aprendió una versión mexicana. QUESADILLAS... JA JA JA... QUESADILLAS... sólo los mexicanos conocen estas comiduchas.

[svankmajerovo]

Y también conocemos la frase: Chinga tu madre, pendejo.

[Blabla251993]

-.- you can't speak spanish,, horrible

[setrianer]

what the hell does quesadilla mean?' thats not spanish but i could do a quesadilla with u whatever it is, joder me pones muy cachondo baby

[mauronaranjo]

Quseadilla las conocemos en latinoamérica.. En méxico hacen unas y en Colombia las conocemos como queso relleno de bocadillo.

[setrianer]

ahhh perfecto es bueno saber cosas nuevas. pero yo veo q ahi ella se refiere a otra cosa no?? algo sexual nose no le veo sentido a decir quesadilla en esa situacion

[ximichurri]

una quesadilla??pero q español le enseñan a esta gente?

[scc]

is this a joke? this spanish is horrible

[Mecklybver]

I have to tell people who are learning Spanish this is really bad Spanish, please learn from native.

[carteria]

¿quieres hacerme una quesadilla? esta no se entera ni de la mitad...yo digo ...me haces una churrupailla (advanced level) o me la chupas? (basic level) o a veces si la tía se lo curra ¿te lo como? (basic level) o ay omá que rico el conejito !!!! ( advanced level)

[HaXofspain]

estos putos guiris nos quieren imitar y no nos llegan a la suela de los zapatos, yo hablo mucho mejor el ingles que esta zorra español, joder es indignante, encima se lo cree y todo la tia

[Guilherme357]

I'd be listo for you baby anytime

[navenodriza]

Quesadilla es comida,, temrminas de trincar y le dices que te haga algo de comer

[RamenAddict01]

Taxi!

[Jayhawkdrummer]

Abigale is hotter than Hell.

[montrealNH]

full of spelling mistakes

[Crazson34]

I'd totally PORK her! (Even with him in the background)

[mardbcn]

desde luego no es el español que hablamos en España...

no tengo ni repajotera idea de que son las Quesadillas...

[LornaCole]

2.- "Wonderful" means "maravilloso", not "increíble" (="incredible").

3.- "Round two" does not mean "la segunda vez" but "el segundo asalto".

5.- It'd better be "me das tu número de teléfono".

6.- "Is that it?" = "¿Ya está?"

9.- "Meeting" means "reunión"; "board meeting" es "junta".

By the way, the subtitles in this video suck, they're really mispelled... whoever made them does not speak Spanish, that's for sure!

[niuchemist]

Shouldn't that be "pensaba que eres otra persona"?

[Davide131]

they say the spanish phrases to complicated!!...and sum r wrong like no. 5!...me das tu telephono...that means can i have your phone!!....the good way 2 say it was...me das tu numero de telephono

[zoroastro81]

solo mierdas no tienen en que perder el tiempos estas tias!!!

[sugameapples]

i totally didnt notice that guy in the background haha

[catchandcrush]

So when are you gonna get naked, because listening to you talk just sucks

[kaikayne]

girl you're pretty sexy...:)

[gastonyt]

Num 1 should be:

"Que rico mami.... otra vez?"

or

"Ahora que tal un poquito de lechita en la boquita"

[parce86]

ajjaja

[fmdesigns]

jajajajaja taxi, taxi !

[queondamyfriends]

wtf is going on with the dude backthere (thums up) =)

[Yorchmiroku]

11.-I thought this might be interesting

Pense que esto seria interesante

Repeat After me

Pense que esto seria interesante

[Zekesnet]

ready for round 2? haha

[Sukamiluka]

k asco de tia , lo ace fatal...

[kclax888]

Abigail. You rock!!1

[enerumu]

WTF!!, say Taxi after sex??!! And what the hell with the Quesadilla thingy. Y k shit es esa:Ay, pense k eras otra persona...WTF!! Very Putain.

[enerumu]

Al principio pense k eran una pareja, pero en el number 5...she is a bitch.

[gidgetgoo37]

I really like #8.

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

[Opertuso]

¿una quesadilla? no way, I want you ass again!

PD:The guy on background is gay!

[panaderoveloz]

no.13 no, es gratis!

"no ,its free!"

vaya puta, si una me viene con esas frases despues de petarla la despacho mas a gusto que el copón

[Piazzollacosimo]

She miss 1 .. Cuanto ? (how much?) xD LMAO

[ihearthpdr]

what the fuck

[arsee227]

No.11- Me gustan tus pelos rojos!  - I love your red hair!

No.12- Haste a un lado pendejo! (to the guy in the background) - Make room dumbass!

[GlodenAK]

im using 7,9, and 10!!!

[NBZink]

Prefiero que me lo digas en ingles!

[tickamacar]

dude theres a dude behind her!! is that who she "did"? haha

[isyaha]

Shame !!!

[KingCTR]

this girl needs a big dick