All These Things That I've Done- The Killers

[erinnVM]

I got charm but I'm not a Charmander.

[neatfreak47baby3OH3]

Ohhh I so love this song :D

[TheBeck666]

@bradyboy1793 You're obviously a blonde with grammar like that.

[neontrees3400]

got milk?

[neontrees3400]

i've got toast but i AM a toaster

[blumennnn83]

i've got hips but i'm not a hipster

[121GOODNEWSITSMONDAY]

Payed tax but I'm not a taxi,

I got a back but I'm not a backseat

I got paint but I'm not a painter

Well, I talk but I'm not a taco

I have me a foot but I'm not a football

I got grass but I'm not a grasshopper

I have chairs but I'm not a chairman

I got a bowl but I'm not a bowler

[121GOODNEWSITSMONDAY]

@121GOODNEWSITSMONDAY I know, these are bad ;-;

[Annaleece7]

Turtles.

[121GOODNEWSITSMONDAY]

@Annaleece7 I used to be a turtle, but then I took an arrow to the......... flipper?

[Annaleece7]

@121GOODNEWSITSMONDAY Lmao The arrow jokes never end WHYYY

[TUNAdude13]

I used to be a twat that commented arrow to the knee jokes everywhere

then I ate a sandwich

[MrDesa4]

I've got toast but im not a toaster

[catwalksuperstar]

I got ham, but i'm not a hamster

[HorrorHarry100]

Rooster Booster

[sparky99945]

Like if Mr. Hiddleston brought you here :)

[Gallifreygirl07]

Hiddles brought me here.

[WolfBendFrank]

I got bones but I don't have a boner.

I got stones but I'm not a stoner

I got goals but I'm not a goal tender

I got moles but I'm not a moler

I got brawl but I'm not a brawler

I got court but I'm not a counter

I got cereal but I'm not a cereal killer.

[TheBatemansos]

@WolfBendFrank Weak...

[undeadrising2]

I got charka but I'm not a ninja

[PadfootLikesQuaffles]

The song that summed up 2011 for me. Happy New Year's, everyone!

[kdaftari]

I used to have the hardest time trying to answer the question "What is your favorite song ever?"...but this song makes it so easy

[obesepenguinsYEES]

I used to have a soul, until I took an arrow to the knee...

[BFFsCrew]

I used to be a soldier, till i took an arrow to the knee...

[bannanachai]

I don't know what it is about the killers and this album, but every song in it is just so amazing and comforting. *forever replay*

[nsr4interpol]

Damn I need to stop listening to Runaway >.<

[honda29100]

bcsdtfcifugi dont like this comment

[kylewise14]

I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster.

[AlexKiric]

ive got stones but im not a stoner

[timtag27]

Just one the Greatest songs ever maid Period.

[uanlayen]

I got brains, cause i'm not a blonde.

[xXblythe]

BF stand for brandon flowers... not boyfriend

[xXblythe]

this song is a masterpiece imo

[raysoflight08]

I would make a I got blank but I'm not a blanker joke but I actually have something to say about this song, did yall here that incredible note towards the end of the bridge...damn. Whatever woman that was is incredible. 3:23-3:32 is where you can hear it.

[djpoppyt]

@raysoflight08 shes got soul

[Litterboxer529]

I got weed but I'm not a stoner... oh wait...

[rwl1919]

I've got arches, but I'm not an archer.

[papastiffy]

@rwl1919 i disliked your comment. lol it made little sense and was so unbearably unfunny i had to tell you.

[rosiestricks123]

I've got balls, but i'm not a baller.

haha well actually, i'm a girl, but HEY it works! :)

[haxistan]

Matador.

[girelephanebra]

i've got butt, but I'm not butter

[HobNobkinz]

These are clearly funny only because it pisses everyone off. Continue, please.

[arinross523]

Vannucci rocks this song

[headlessSpleen]

What do these "I've got a [insert thing here] but I'm not a [insert other thing here]" comments really have to do with the song? I mean, sure, they say "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier." in the song, but it's not funny when EVERYONE makes up their own little take on the lyrics. */ends mini rant*

[ryancartwright514]

@headlessSpleen your are corect its annoying no one has made a comment about the video just them not being a fucken toaster ,

[1917ss]

Ive got bowls but Im not a bowler

[RedCroc12]

Ok the "I've got a but i'm not a " are just not funny. STOP.

[aebeseede]

I got ham, but I'm not a hamster.

[deadpeopleseer]

I've got kills but i'm not a killer

[deadpeopleseer]

I've got kills but i'm not a killer

[rwl1919]

I've got stones and I *am* a stoner.

[Crxiq]

@videogamedunkey good taste

[Oespozium]

joey bonzo brought me here

[Gematria009]

Bitch I knew about The Killers before Dunkey.

[helloiamjt]

@Gematria009 congrats. who didnt?

[Gematria009]

@helloiamjt Hey, let me tell you something.

Fuck you.

[helloiamjt]

@Gematria009 you seem like a massive faggot.

[Gematria009]

@helloiamjt You seem like an ignorant person that likes to assume things.

[DontClickMeNow]

YA GOT BUTTS?

[xDOLPHINTV]

@DontClickMeNow i'm not a butter

[ecam90]

@DontClickMeNow Yeah... but I'm not a butler.

[MrThemanisaman]

I got bones, but im not a boner

[roberts59a]

i got sand, but im not a sandwich

[SamsonTheAwesome]

i got swag cuz im not mc jagger

[undeadrising2]

I got stalk but i'm not a stalker

[virgo626]

7 people brought themselves down

[SuperAnnoyingtroll]

nigger

[BloodBender13]

@SuperAnnoyingtroll Wow, ur such a super annoying troll...

[SuperAnnoyingtroll]

@BloodBender13 I know.

[jtanaka2]

the best one is "I've got ham but I'm not a hamster" so whoever came up with that one... kudos

[RockyM3003]

@jtanaka2 bill bailey.

[bradyboy1793]

I got a soul, cause in not a ginger.

[MrDrfallout]

ive got ham, but im not a hammer

[MNc99]

THANK YOU!

is it SO HARD to find a version of this song on youtube that hasn't been fucked with in some form?

playing audience calls over the chorus? some fucking black-and-white film overlay? is flowers the new george lucas or something?

keep him away from the old studio reels!

[longcut93]

@MNc99 true that!!!

[lilithbatcat1]

How about we just listen to the song and not ruin the lyrics?

[riquelmestheshit]

ive got breasts, but im not a bra.

[papastiffy]

i've got balls but i'm not a ballsack.

[cgreenw9]

greatest song ever. period. end of story.

[warmaker911]

i've got hooks but i'm not a hooker

[zomgitsashleyy]

666 likes!

[operationmontage]

i got pot but now its all gone.

[Omaxar]

IVE GOT A DICK BUT IM NOT A DICK

[sloglo0294]

@Omaxar not even funny bro

[xXStormy13Xx]

Whats with all these stupid I gotta _____ but I'm not a _____ comments? They're not even funny -_-;

[TheMasteratLink]

@xXStormy13Xx I've got a dream but I'm not Martin Jr.

[xXStormy13Xx]

@TheMasteratLink I'll admit, that ones good. But alot of them are just really stupid...

[nobody36]

I've got cum, but I'm not a cumquat. lol

[nobody36]

I've got a head, but I'm not a dickhead. Oh wait.....

[ToXiCxB]

love the beginning of this song

[bmxjules1]

@ToXiCxB same its epic

[Pmccaff2009]

@kenneth1234567889 That was so painfully, unfunny - just go home, you fucking moron.

[meadowsmay1130]

Every time I hear this song all I can think of is dancing nurses, and old Budweiser cans.

[ladybugg627]

please please make this available on mobile devices? :) <3

[PuffPure]

I've got balls but i am not a flying spaghetti monster.

[thundakatmatt86]

this is still one of my absolute favorite song of theirs

[Eldytho]

I've got toast, but I'm not a toaster.

[KillerGuppy69]

ive got pot but im not a potato

[ittooklongtomakethis]

I've got crack, but I'm not a cracker

[donstar69]

i got rich & now ive got bitches :) aint that some shit ^_^

[schmoat14]

l got holes but l'm not a holder

[IAmACrusader23]

Its becomes a lot less funny when everyone posts the same comment....

[InnocenceLovePeace]

I got ham but im not a hamster xD

[kelly00000111111]

I got hoes, but I'm not a homo. Fo sho.

[streetcat93]

I Got Weed But I'm Not A Pothead... Actually I Am.

[thebulletshow]

ive got hip, but im not a hipster

[DoodllySquat97]

I've got toys but I'm not a toilet!

[fab462]

Play This song At My Funeral

[xdeardeanna]

IVE GOT BAD BUT IM NOT A BADGER

[faltix]

i've got game but i'm not a player

[Fab4Sunrises]

I got ham but I'm not a hampster.

[DoodllySquat97]

@Fab4Sunrises Please tell me you weren't trying to spell hamster. :(

[DeehLove69]

^_____^ <3

[DjSickipedia]

I've got sand but I'm not a sandman? Eh fuck you all.

[ViolentEncounter]

i got ham, but im not a hamster

[uanlayen]

ive got cake but im not a caketaker.

[thetauanbr]

@PepperDr94 @SpaceJockey3mp Shut the fuck up!

[PepperDr94]

@thetauanbr O_o

[reptar715]

@PepperDr94 I hope you know police can trace you from your youtube account for racist shit. You obviously arent the sharpest tool in the shed.

[PepperDr94]

@reptar715 ok?

[MaDmExIcAnBuRiToS]

@reptar715 Haha you are an idiot

[reptar715]

@MaDmExIcAnBuRiToS In Soviet Russia, youre an idiot.

[uanlayen]

@reptar715 anywhere on the planet he is an idiot P

[MaDmExIcAnBuRiToS]

@reptar715 Good thing I'm not in Soviet Russia so it looks like you're still an idiot :)

[Riddo13]

@reptar715 Oh dear, if that comment was serious, God help us all.

[PepperDr94]

@ArronWithTwoRs FUCK. OFF.

[PepperDr94]

@ArronWithTwoRs I DONT CARE! FFS!!!!!!!

[PepperDr94]

@ArronWithTwoRs DUDE, IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! Same as "I got ham but Im not a hamster, or, "I got toast but im not a toaster" THEYRE JOKES! Leave me the hell alone!

[PepperDr94]

@ArronWithTwoRs so your a faggot O_O

[SpaceJockey3mp]

@PepperDr94 you insufferable piece of shit

[NearRealityTutorials]

does anybody else like to play this song excessively louder then normal when their parents arent home ? :p

[coralworld980]

i've got kill, but i'm not a Killer!

but The Killers rock

[AtlasJasperson]

Epic song.

[dignyochick]

I've got weed, but im not a weedhead.

Ok yes I am.

[Aagkoae]

I'm listening, but this isnt Listener...

[LefthandedSpaceman]

ive got aids but im not a loser

[iLove69ingChipmonks]

ive got sex, but im not a whore

[MegaScaryPeople]

ive got toast, but im not a toaster

[thereddeath1100]

ive got tired of these dumass remarks.....but im not tired of this song!

[KoiChannel]

Look up "While The City Sleeps - Rooftop Dreamers", similar colourful and modern soundscapes with huge emotional crescendos!

[sb2244]

No witty comment..... just this is a great tune!

[182isTommy]

i've got an ass but i'm not an asshole.

[undeadrising2]

this get an A for awsmazing(awesome+amazing)

[1whokncallthethunder]

this gets an F for favorite Killers' song.

[peachessaffron]

i've got stones but i'm not a stoner

[willobee999]

if you like this watch Southland Tales, its a terrible movie but Justin Timberlake has a part in it where he sings this song.

[Snowflakebleed011]

@willobee999 That's where I first heard The Killers...hated the movie the first time, but watched it again, & it got better.

[BosshogProductions]

damn...i really enjoyed this song until people started sayin shit about gingers... i still do enjoy it, but i'd listen to it when days werent goin to great...now i need to find another song.

[BushuetRossii]

i hope the 6 people who disliked this get raped by mountain lions.

[Wong3112]

I got scar but i'm not scarlett johanson.... what?

[monse1232]

I've officially raped the replay button



[Ruined12]

Over and in, last call for sin

[eharris28]

I've got strange but I'm not a stranger.

[cockblockdragon]

ive got rap but im not a rapist

yes that is sufficent

[123enigma456]

i got soul 'cause im not a ginger

[pookaman3]

@123enigma456 lol

[xisavedhyrulex]

i've got stones but i'm not a stoner.

WITTY.

[protocol5455]

pussy vigina and sister vigina XD

[protocol5455]

6 people dont have souls

[MilkMan778]

Makes another joke about the lyrics.

[negutzcht]

"i got sole but i'm not a solder..." (okay, that's completely messed-up...! =)

[beautyoverfish]

i got ham but i'm not a hamster.

[stuvo1977]

Their best song!!!

[WithoutRemorse12]

I like to think about Human Target Season 1 when I listen to this song.

[TaiTnak]

such a good song...

[FoReal100]

I've got passion but I'm not a passion fruit.

[f150bdrop]

i was gonna hit the like button but lets keep it at 420 .........

[tubeyouitsaccount]

ive got crack and yes i am a crackhead

[lackofcorporate]

I've got bones but I'm not a boner....

[shaosean12]

i got boobs but im not a girl