come dine with me: valerie holliday (part2)

[banoowarrior]

What a sad, little boy.

[mashkooks]

what a sick guy!

[SuperTugg]

Valerie needs to be a character on Little Britain

[pepperandbella1]

what the hheck is wrong with bernard they werent even talking about nigel and dawn was telling a story honestly shut up you prick

[mysterysailboat]

only the english act like this, really.

[JoshAlexful]

Wow isn't Bernard a jealous prick. Idiot.

[wahlicnm]

And what the fucking FUCK is wrong with that complete cunt Bernard?!?!??!??!!

[wahlicnm]

Actually throwing up?! WOW, that's beyond pathetic, I can't help but thinking:O

[persarian1]

bunch of idiots!

[imhavingmentalblocks]

god... acting like a child, that weird little man...

[TheLillyGee]

valerie holiday sounds like marsha from spaced!!

[aref1234]

oh man i think he has some kind of mental problem

[tigger7740]

Oops!...I mean Paul

[tigger7740]

Dave is a drama king....ha ha.....he's like a kid crying for milk.

[polak4lyf]

is it weird that me, a 19 year old pot smoker watches this for laughs ? hahahaha i love it

[Polityyyyy]

@polak4lyf No, man, I do that too :D

[dtnewtonesquire]

this was playing in the gym and I dropped a barbell on the floor, what a bunch of weirdos.

Alraaaaaaaaaaaaait luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv?

[dtnewtonesquire]

They think she's posh? All of New Zealand is posher than that!

[999adamf]

they're all weirdos!

[coulinjo]

This woman is considered cultured?????!!!!!

[kludge11]

This video confirms everything I hate about contemporary British Society.

[mintymagic1977]

@kludge11 really? These kinds of people are certainly not my contemporaries!

[kealyc]

Except for Valerie, they're all queens aren't they ?

[youshutyourmouth]

did she actually throw up from the thought of eating alligator>

[urgodezz8200]

OMG PAUL MORIS IS A LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN AND HES JUST UPSET BC HE WANST GETTING ANY ATTENTION! YUCK! HE MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP!

[badjujuwan]

Nigel sounds like Jimmy Clitheroe.

[kentan2202]

valerie looks and talks like one of those aliens from the movie "mars attack"

[kentan2202]

he likes to be the center of attention just like my wife

[galnamedtal]

omg...her hair, her teeth, her voice....this woman is a hot mess.

...but i kind of love her.

[marshhen]

That man has some kind of social disorder. He seems unable to handle the presence of others except as some kind of audience for himself. What a find for casting, otherwise they might have all got on pleasantly. He is a nightmare dinner party guest.

[meowkie]

@marshhen He is plainly a nightmare on two feet, LET ALONE a nightmare dinner guest! I pray I don't run into him, but sadly, there are man-children all over the place in this world...it's a shame...they ruin dinner parties...

[painintheass66]

wot is this crazy fake posh weird affected accent Valerie has....she is soooo insincere and creepy..

[phwebbie]

@painintheass66 Maybe her teeth don't fit so she talks that way to hold them in haha I personally want to push her eye glasses up I don't know why she see's with them down like that.

[peterdragford]

THE AUSTRALIAN version is also very funny. CDWM Australia...hilair

[vertine11]

@peterdragford its shit, the narraitor is rubbish and its so boring compared tot he uk version

[TheGmgirl77]

@vertine11 Im an Aussie and i totally agree with you, the show is nothing without Dave Lamb!

[vertine11]

@TheGmgirl77 I live in Australia now but have uk tv so at least i still get decent programs lol

[bazilisginger]

@vertine11 yeah i lost all that moving to new zealand :( the programs in diff countries suck dick dont they lol, i miss all the (pom) uk programs lmao dare i say it even holyoaks haha

[bazilisginger]

@vertine11 why did you bother making it to part 2 then if you think that, fuck off!!!

[vertine11]

@bazilisginger What the fuck are you blabbering? You just agreed with me then you say fuck off if i dont like it?? Are you on smack? I bothered making it to part 2 cos i like the uk version which this is

[bazilisginger]

@vertine11 haha i dont actually know why i said that sorry :( but yeah i agree with you fully! nah not on smack lol dont touch drugs!

i think i was ment to comment to someone else and accidently clicked your name or something fucked if i know what happened there, it was a messy night came home and on this shit lol sorry anyways mate!

[FreedomValentine]

if you're so queasy about eating something that was previously running around and has eyes, just go vegetarian.

[Dazron]

she's got a gob like a pirhanna and a hair like a Dave Lee Roth. Quite why she has become accustomed to speaking like a ventrilloquist's dummy I will never know.

[phwebbie]

@Dazron Ventrilloquist's dummy? haha your so right I could not have put it better. 

[Dazron]

I dinnae think ah rilly leek preston thart mooch

[nzbanana]

3,23 - "i hooope you liike phhheasant" hahaha brilliant

[adsie79]

Waaaaaaaaaaalkerssssssss crisssssssssssssssssssps

[k0rn26er]

fuckin tard brits id fuck that blond haired bitch tho

[k0rn26er]

val needs a kick in the chin

[adsie79]

@k0rn26er LOL!!!

[madamxproducer]

I love this episode!!! Just checked out the CDWM AUSTRALIA clip on here and it's outrageous. Can't wait until it airs on ITV hahahahaha

[IvySteinberg]

I've uploaded a clip from the Aussie version with actor Bryan Wiseman (AKA Dr Wilson from Home and Away). Hilarious!

[badcarpetburns]

That should have been 2:25 to 2:37. And then there's the distraught queen.

[badcarpetburns]

0:25 to 0:37 should be shown to anyone feeling a bit down about themselves. Yes, there are people far, far worse off than you . . .

[Number12interdan]

...the fuck is up with this bitch?

[Gagavision9000]

Dead scorpions....haha.

[kingsoflynn]

What a Wanker.

[blessedbe87]

Bernard. Desperate much?

[hammyB22]

Also, why on earth is Bernard crying? Is he that desperate for attention?

[hammyB22]

"Oh Val, you little minx". Love it!

[jaccoh5]

Classic!

[gneerowblack]

This is just like an episode of Little Britain. British people are so excentric.

[2spoonsmaloy]

they are all such DIVAS, well except the younger guy who sits back and stays out of it :)

[utchgirl]

Valerie is such a character. LOL

[adsie79]

Oh my god! What the fuck!!!

[MiauMewNyu]

"Suffocating each other, eating the whole bodies - YUCK! Alligators - YUCK!"

Grow up, you idiotic wench!

Sorry, but I bloody hate Dawn. She does my head in.

[Robbsart]

9:38

NIGEL NIGEL NIGEL NIGEL

[rt98015]

2:26-28 !! superglue on dentures?

[dylandior123]

Val is Medusa!

"...Walkersssssssssss crissssssssps!" lol :-p

[dylandior123]

Dry birds! lol :-p

[BUGGYmachuggys]

lol she seems stoned !

[Robbsart]

It's Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel

[h8meatspin]

I love it when she gets owned at 5:15 LOL And she says ''OOH MY GOD'' ! LOL

[mixx3000]

Dude is crazy, have fun (or not), rate the night and done, jheeze

[billymillroundabouts]

This is like the League of Gentlemen.

[dexter2468]

what a great advert for preston

[RhapsodyVengeance]

I can't stand her voice!

[k8ibob]

that house looks like the house on back of my flats

[zoeisobel]

yeahhh he was weird

[zoeisobel]

wow how rude! his yawning

[zoeisobel]

dave lambs voice is sooo irritating i hate him always talking !

[darrencred]

dave lamb makes the show. he is so, so funny!

[zoeisobel]

its too much his voice i like the show but dont like him talking ha

[TheHappyEmoChild]

Hahaha, i remember this episode

I love val :]

She's fucking hilarious

"Oh my gaaaawd"

[piprumsey]

I'd like it better without the fruit anyway. Mmm puff pastry and cream.

[Slash1010109]

Oh Val you little minx... I laughed my arse off

[returntosender666]

i couldnt hear vomitting :(..............

[Frontlin3er]

dawn listennnnnnnnnnned,

lol...

[Andypeebs89]

3:20 "I hooooope you like pheeeeasurrrrnt"

[OSASTO41]

"listen listen you can here her being sick" :D Val ya nutter!

[bubbles574]

erm how old is he???

[ElectricAnus]

Why did that old woman serve their dinner in old winkle shells?

[iKidsVersion]

The ass hole.

What a stupid this to have a fit over

[DanielRomanMoss]

what a twat that Bernard is. "I wanna b centre of attention" jumped up wanker.

[wesker01]

that fat guy needs a slap in the face if he ever made a scene like that at ma dinner party he would get papt oot in the streets

[DanielRomanMoss]

agreed.

[bifferspice]

she's straight out of a mike leigh film! has she watched Abigail's Party? brilliant! i'm hooked

[paulrostron1]

Val: "Av taikn the fezzarnts aowt uv thi ovnnn, then, av cat thum in harf!"

Daw: "Oh my goodness, this looks fab..!"

Val: "DUZZ EEEIIT?"

Pause at 2:44 and see Valerie's face!

Esther Rantzen springs to mind!

Val: "It luksss succularnt and not dried aarp"

5:08 to 5:11 Val actually things the door will hit her head, watch carefully she moves her head away whilst in histerics...

Val rules!

[kashjjj]

disgusting food..the starter looks like puke

[SD091981]

Barnard strikes me as being a very insecure man

[highlandcommando]

tell the big queen to pull his big head out his big arse.

[Charroar]

Poooorst.

[jsidiropoulou]

Jeez what a bitter man!!!!

[micarone]

I usually like how the UK English sounds like more than US English for example, but Vals accent caused me somewhat same reaction as Dawn had because of that scorpion thing... :D

Btw... Dawn is pretty hot for her age... ;P

[xmel05hotmail]

no one else in the world has vals accent she must have made it up

[TheTardinator]

she's making 'Game Chips'.

Ok, fuck off.

[TheTardinator]

dont you just love these English tards, who decide to make up their own accent. What a twat Val is.

[xmel05hotmail]

"sometimes you have to just close your ears to erm things like that otherwise erm youd be ill but dawn listened and erm she was ill ha ha ha.  OMG SHE IS WELL FUNNY LEGEND MATERIAL

[xmel05hotmail]

"shes throwing up in that loo" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha legend material

[jamesg24]

does the guy in the purple shirt have an attention complex?

[tellyisrubbish]

comes over as an insecure drama queen

[skarules111]

eyes and heads on king prawns?

she dosent like phesant because you "see them running around" wtf 0.0

[gizzygibbs]

LOL!

[emerly2424]

oh val you little minx hahaha

[demise234]

she would make me vomit more than the food.

[xXCarl47Xx]

2:25 - 2:28.. funny as hell

[jamesg24]

what is going on with her mouth? lol

[forestgumpaed]

i watch this regular,and this happens to be probablythe best one to date,4 people who love the attention,if they don tget it , they throw there dolls to the floor.channel 4 come out with some class programmes and this is one.

[smellytrout]

listen! shes throwing up in that loo!

[aminmontrose]

phharrsant

[joshingledew]

have you noticed how her voice totally changes when shes talking to the camera and when shes talking at the table hhahaa her fake posh accent is awful

[TheSallySeagull]

lol she really reminds me of this character from the He-Man movie - called Karg. Seriously google it or even youtube it.

5:15 what a legend!

[haigave90]

Said out of a oddly twisted mouth "i hope you like pheasant"!!!!!!

[qpMedley]

Oh my god, her head tilt.

[SCSAZM]

I know, what is that about?

[andiitude]

shye is such a legend!!!!!

[youngdoins]

"ooh eck its all kicked off again" lol that comentator cracks me up, ther only eating dinner and propper ragin bout it pmsl

[dorsetgal]

It's dave lamb ... he's a star

[tyrone199]

They all do my head in, I don't think I've ever seen an episode where I've like one of the contestants. Oh, why do I go back to it?

[Fraxed]

tastes like snake

[Killieguy84]

Come Dine With Mes' very own angry black man....class.

[iwilldiein12seconds]

lo 5:15 ohhh my gooood!!!!!!

[plumb82]

Bernards just pissed off because hes realised how boring he is and that none of his stories would interest anyone in the slightest . . . . . .

[ttam1986]

Ha ha Bernard is strange... to say the least.

[davebeast123]

Too many puffs on this show

[skystreak19]

I pity you...I really do

[tcacVII]

Niiiiiigel Niiiiiiiiiigel Niiiiiiiiiiiigel Niiiiiiiiiiigel.....

[tcacVII]

I hope, you like pheasaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrnt.

[dylandior123]

Val looks like the Churchill Insurrance dog! LOL :-p

Me: "Val, can you save me money on my dinner party?"

Val: "Ohhh yesh!" teehee :-p

[aghaderg]

omg how funny is that show!!!!

[keflar5]

does anyone know if theres a clip of the bitch who gave everyone a one ;lol and then they gave the money to the other three

[Archie2K]

Isabelle Goldstein was her name. She gave no more than 3 to any other guest. Then the producers made her remark everyone properly or get disqualified. Hence someone else won the £1000 and she been pilloried by everyone who watches the show. Really not worth it.

That series (West London) is currently being repeated on More4 and should be available on 4oD for the next month or so.

[plumb82]

You souldnt be allowed on the show if u give everyone a one that takes the piss.

[ohdoshutit]

what did bernard say when she says 'are you taking the piss?"

[oman0115]

She's blatently sick because of the Phesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant! :-)

[KillAllCops]

lol, that bloke is so jealous of everyone...hes the sorta bloke who'd be happier with a group of lobotomy patients, becuz they wouldnt be stealing focus.

[natalieforbishop]

Is that man mentally disturbed? What are the moral implications of putting him in this situation then filming him having a psychotic episode?

[Troutbabies]

i love her its her accent go on sweetheart

[gstanton1]

her earings look like the jamaican flag!!

[sukiedamson]

Val or Loyd Grossman - who would win the strangulated vowels competition - there's only one way to find out.........FIGHT!!!

[vixster181]

totally harry hill, i love it

[sukiedamson]

glad you loved itttttt ! that makes me HAAAaaaaappyyyyy ! I was gonna suggest a freaky eater next, but I may have taken that too far!

[xxxbabycakes2k8xxx]

ha lol i agree!

[dylandior123]

She reminds me of the Churchill dog...

Val can you save me money on my car inssurance?

"Ohhhhhh yes!"

LOL :-p

[xxxbabycakes2k8xxx]

ha ha lols!

[dylandior123]

I love Val. She's gorgeous :-p LOL

[xxxbabycakes2k8xxx]

turned the tv on the ova night n omg it was this episode! nearly fell of the chair laughin lol

[dylandior123]

LOL :-p

Would you ever go on that television programme?

[mtenor]

he is like a spoilt little boy)gay)

[CherylDouglass]

she soo speaks through her nose, it sounds awful

[xangelonlinex]

omg , val is soo funny .

"welll they allll enjoyyed it, that make me haaappy " on 02:28

LOL

[Lestina3839]

LOLOLOL....I have watched this clip over and over, its a killer, my message tone is, oh they enjoyed it! they loved it! it makes me happy...worth all the stress!!!! bloody hilarious.

[twinkleechoo]

"I HOPE... YOU LIKE PHEASANT!"

3:23

[rachelcelise]

3.22 - i hope you like pheasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaant. i cant tell you how many times i've played that bit and cried. the woman is a genius!

[shinynoisymilly]

She talks like an English version of those shop asssistants off Kath and Kim!

[SewellyTV]

Where the fuck do they get these people from?

[hoopster236]

preston