The Awful Truth - Corporate Cops

[allabasterkt]

As if that fat f**k could actually chase anyone.

[bONz08r0nzan]

@allabasterkt Because businessmen are known for their athleticism, always dressed in clothes appropriate for running? 

[madVOYAGER]

Rent a cop.

[AStateOfDenial]

Ha ha

[Slayerfan84]

I love this segment!

[jurassictimes]

I remember this from Bowling for Columbine

[Mogansss]

@jurassictimes It isn't.

This is from a show he had called "The Awful Truth".

This is from the first season.

[MrMiamiswaggz305]

LMAO XD

so true and funny

[mancrushonhanksnow]

Holy fuck this is hilarious! Glad Michael Moore throws plenty of humor into his movies to kind of "blunt the edges." Good comic relief even in a film about how much we're getting fucked up the ass.

[DSD1v57BG32]

we can't havd corperate cop, we'd run out of lawyers,lol

[thepasword]

stop the capitalist free market slave driving conservative fuckers

[BethlehemFilms17]

Capitalism is why people live consistently past 100 years today. It's why you got the computer to write that shitty comment. It's why for the first time in the history of the world, people aren't starving, as Moore's physical appearance illustrates, we're eating too much food. Without capitalism, 99 percent of mankind would die off and the survivors would live a stone age existence.

[Galatea20]

You are wrong my friend. The 60% of the mankind have no food and water. The Capitalism as we know it today, is killed by the corporate abuse. They always find a way to make the "free market"...their market

[Nintendomanwill]

You critics of capitalism miss the point: people are profitable in capitalism so as well as the impulse for those with property to exchange it to those who wish for that property (ie car sellers selling cars to those without cars) there is the impulse to integrate with the division of labour.

So capitalism does not 'do' anything, it is the label we use for mankind acting on rational impulse. If he does not abuse your rights, let him do it.

Government cannot but ruin productive society. Learn

[thelastleroy1]

Capitalism is only greed, dressed up in a clean, neat package that greedy people can feel better about cramming down their fat throats. "It's why for the first time in the history of the world, people aren't starving" ???? What country do you live in? Wake up and smell the dirty money. Poverty is in EVERY country, and people are starving in countries capitalist and otherwise. Read a book.

[cyphi1]

The advances in technology and education are the things that allow people to live longer nowadays. That's not only credited to capitalism, but to the ingenuity of humankind as a whole...not just the US.

[Lonao]

uhh it have nothing to do with capitalism .. better healthcare is main reason, mixed economy another. You do know there is no capitalist country there right?

[Mormeguil69]

It should be noted that less people starve and people live longuer in socialist country...

[FuckUSAEmpire]

Actually Capitalism states that for some people to live beyond 100 and have a good life, eat too much while seating their fat asses in front of a PC or a TV, much more people are going to starve and die in misery. It's a zero sum game.

[teebteeb1268]

Capitalism is complete freedom and competition in the market place. The complete opposite of slavery. Corporatism is slavery as is socialism as they force people (with threat of violence) to contribute to things they do not agree with. Additionally, conservatives and liberals are really the same thing today, big government corporate puppets. As conservatives often push for less government and liberals more I would say that if anyone was driving a "slave" market it would be the liberals.

[ngatfield]

Read a 'political science 101' book and maybe another on political economy. Two days of your life invested for a lifetime of knowledge

[jenn1ifer]

@thepasword stop capitialism? why? what do you want communism? you are an idiot!

[nikiegui2]

@jenn1ifer If you look at what you wrote, you will EVENTUALLY realise that you're the idiot here... did thepasword EVER say that she/he wants communism? Some of us just know that capitalism isn't the right way to go we just need to find another way... . Wow... why stop capitalism? Just do some reasearch on Michael moore, watch a couple of his documentaries and try and answer you're own questions..

[djnero78]

@nikiegui2 you speak to her with the false assumption that she actually knows what money/currency is

[kobeballer]

@nikiegui2 hahaha and what would you suggest instead of capitalism

[nikiegui2]

@kobeballer im not gonna bother going into all that detail and i obviously cant write a whole complex description answering your comment in 500 characters.

[s7ightly4ltered]

so is jesus

[JoshyNapalm]

lol

[SweetPicklesRob]

If we prosecuted and punished them the same as we punish regular perps they would put up fights just like this film.

I for one would PAY to watch that.

[auroradawn23]

We NEED some corporate cops, badly!

[smileysmiling]

THE BEST.

[lazelpha]

mdr parodie géniale même jusqu'au donut en bouche!!