HAHAHA! Jeff thanks for making people think our line of work is Fantastic! HAHA! People have no idea that sooo much writing actually goes into writing a book if they have never written one...wish it was always time for a drink cause yeah, helps with the crazy ideas...lol!
Excellent. What if the Matrix is real, followed by some Jack and publishers response. Add more monekys. Go, Jeff, go! 'That's complete s*it' is a LOL.
Of course they're not *your* pants -- they're *my* pants. How you got into them, I don't know. But seriously: Get out of my pants. They come off by pulling down, not up. Remember, *down*. Rhymes with clown. That should help you. Thanks. JDF
I chuckled to myself when he just wrote the whoa after the what if the matrix was real thing. That is comedic gold right there.
shadowstar1286 8 months ago
HAHAHA! Jeff thanks for making people think our line of work is Fantastic! HAHA! People have no idea that sooo much writing actually goes into writing a book if they have never written one...wish it was always time for a drink cause yeah, helps with the crazy ideas...lol!
jengunn79 1 year ago
cool !
frequencydude 1 year ago
make mine a double!
Avery Rocks!
~ Later ~
cyphreinc 2 years ago
Hmmm... yeah, this seems pretty routine.
*by the way, love the books.*
TerrinTankira 2 years ago
Oh, yeah. That's hit it almost dead on. Especially the end.
ladyhawk2000 2 years ago
This is so startlingly close to my own writing reality that I'm stunned.
petrifiedbat 2 years ago
Excellent. What if the Matrix is real, followed by some Jack and publishers response. Add more monekys. Go, Jeff, go! 'That's complete s*it' is a LOL.
lynnepowys 2 years ago
LOL. Your agent loves you.
capecodsister 2 years ago
lol. Hunter S. Thompson would be proud. Also, nice bathroom break scene.
christinahlg 2 years ago
:D I found this because your agent is totally impressed with all that hard work you've been doing....!
It made me LOL....:)
evilworldofhiglet 2 years ago
ROFL. That is HILARIOUS!!
marilynpeake 2 years ago
No, no. I have all the monkeys in MY book.
Suzearooni 2 years ago
Clearly I'm doing it wrong.
bcmystery 2 years ago 2
that sounds about right.
morphinemoniza 2 years ago 2
This is great, mate. Thanks for sharing!
ZipGoodie 2 years ago
Of course they're not *your* pants -- they're *my* pants. How you got into them, I don't know. But seriously: Get out of my pants. They come off by pulling down, not up. Remember, *down*. Rhymes with clown. That should help you. Thanks. JDF
whirlized 2 years ago
This is stupid.
PhoenixAngel444 2 years ago
"these are not my pants."
haha
l34th3rm0uth 2 years ago
I agree with BrooklynFrank. I thought this was the norm.
AveryHayes 2 years ago
That's pretty much how I pictured it, actually.
BrooklynFrank 2 years ago