It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
nahhh dog, the best dating profile where the women are F F F FINE are at meetwomenonline.animoney.net , you never meet any women so fine and so easy to talk to yo
actually skwezzy vampires in RL now not that sparkely gay vampire shit but, in real life they actually have religious views even catholic, word bro. and i messaged you write me back dawg. :)
You can't be for real??? This is a candid camera prank right? You make 122300 a year but the woman needs to pay for everything and drive her car and then you will take care of her?? I bet you have a tiny dick too. And you will be lucky to make 122300 in your lifetime cause you are damn sure too stupid to make that a year. Bottom line GET A JOB, ACT WHITE
"I see you also like sushi. I don't really dig that 2 much, but I like somethin else that taste like raw fish, if u kno what I mean!" fuckin lost it when you read that line.
i be wanna black guy gantgstah! i be a no life wannabe douchebag! acting al tough while im irl pussy! people aint takin me serious when i trying to get job!
IVE GOT A LOT 2 OFFER RITE NOW. FOR STARTERS I MAKE ABOUT 122230 A YEAR BUT LETZ B REAL. 2 MANY GOLD DIGGERS OUT THERE SO U AINT GONNA SEE THAT MONEY TIL WE SERIOUS SO 4 NOW WE GONNA HOOK UP AT UR PLACE AND DRIVE UR CAR. IF U WANT 2 PROVE HOW GOOD U R, SHOW ME BY PAYIN FOR BREAKFAST AFTER WE GET DONE. AFTER U PROVE U AINT NO JOKE THEN ILL TAKE CARE OF U 4EVER. <--- thats on his profile.......LOL!
"I see you also like sushi. I don't really dig that 2 much, but I like somethin else that taste liek raw fish, if u kno what I mean!" fuckin lost it when you read that line.
"I see you also like sushi. I don't really dig that 2 much, but I like somethin else that taste liek raw fish, if u kno what I mean!" fuckin lost it when you read that line.
good fucking luck you dumbass. i hope to god you fuck up hard and spends some quality time gettin a dick as big as your arm placed in your ass daily. i bet you cant wait for your kid to see the first video of his father. might want to say goodbye to him now. fauuck your stupidity amazzzes me
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This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time!! I hope to god he isn't really like this. It'd be sad if he was but completely hilarious if it's acting
lmao are you for real dude? this has to be fake god i hope so cause if it is its funny as hell, but if its true and all jesus christ im sorry homie lol
"I see you got a fuckin cat, see I love fuckin cats... why don't you give me your address then I show up with a dozen roses for you and a bucket of fresh milk for your baby cat - that shit goes a long way with women..." lol hahahaha
LMAO!!!!! Thanks for the laugh homey. This was hella funny.... I love how you acted all serious about teaching dudes how to pick up!! I can't believe you actually kept a straight face. You're a great actor and this was a HILARIOUS comedy skit.... um... It WAS a skit right? Ya, it has to be.. cuz you can't be THAT DUMB!!!!!!!!
@ChAinHanGlOw69 Hey gurl, don't know if ur N2 the gay scene, but I'd love to shove a broomstick up up your ass and watch you walk around sweeping my floor. J/K U C, the J/K means "just kidding", in case you're too much of a stupid bitch to know.
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HAHAHAH
MVPDeadlyMessiahNY 5 hours ago
6:45 he almost broke character and started to crack-up
PixelDansIronFist 2 days ago
The best part. Drugs: Never.
HisRoyalDudeliness 3 days ago
keep it up skweezy you make me wanna live another day!
jonnycatland1987 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
6 Things you could never do without made lol :) Subscribed!
Greyumopepisdn 4 days ago
This guy is priceless
gogoGreen420 6 days ago
I don't think anyone else could compose a masterpiece like that in an hour. ;) REZULTS.
Sp1nk1n4tor 6 days ago
Like this if you pause the video to read his fucked-up okcupid profile LOL
Prowessyang 6 days ago in playlist SKWEEZY 18
2:16 socrites and PLAYDOUGH XD lmao
toiletsheriff14 1 week ago
"PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. ESPEXIALLLY SEXXXX THE XXTRA XXXS R 4 XXTRA SEXX"
I laughed so hard!!!!!!!!!!! SKWEEZY keeps it real all the damm time! LOL
ha396546 1 week ago 2
how did i get from mine craft survival islands to here
xXXDuckXxXHunterXXx 1 week ago 4
I love this guy. Best actor ever.
Karkenou 1 week ago
okcupid.com/profile/skweezy
krazjkasd 1 week ago
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krazjkasd 1 week ago
Bucket of fresh milk for your cat! :D
hoptowngurl 1 week ago 3
LMFAO
oXxLOUDOGxXo 4 weeks ago
I can only watch this high lol
DarkerDayze 1 month ago 8
fools funny
xxLilJXxX 2 months ago
I totally want to be this guys Protoge. He would make a great Mentor. Skweezy knows his shit!
VoreTechz1985 2 months ago
Tosh.o replacement
hasankthomas 2 months ago
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Guys,
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
BillTheTrainer 2 months ago
I'd reply to that lol
EatMyCookie1234 2 months ago
That's FUCKIN ME!
JoyfulDenial 2 months ago
Dude…
iga85ta2 3 months ago
nahhh dog, the best dating profile where the women are F F F FINE are at meetwomenonline.animoney.net , you never meet any women so fine and so easy to talk to yo
Willcoop81 4 months ago
I love how people dont realize that hes an actor lol
blkvicePU 4 months ago
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why are you talking like a wanker?
KillEveryoneKillPhil 5 months ago
yo your all retards tryin to hate on this guy. Get you're own dicks strait before your comenting on people videos
adonut4u 5 months ago
@adonut4u rofl stfu.
JoyfulDenial 2 months ago
So your basicly ruining your whole life.... Just to get pussy? LMAO
FIFA12HighDefinition 5 months ago
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@FIFA12HighDefinition Mother Fucker !!! LOL funniest video out there how to pick up a prostitute
Imagine this
Step1:Have a six pack
step2:Be polite
step3:Have Clean Pubic Hairs!!!
LOLOLOL so funny i just watched it i gotta tell u all!! /watch?v=Z9UTKHcHGxU
MrTacticalGaming 5 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK YOU LIVE HOMIE.?
chozenmatt 6 months ago
Is this the guy who starts the videos as "AY YO MY MAN"
or something like that?
I cant find those videos
RAWRAWRWAR 6 months ago
dont you have a son? :O
scraffs224 7 months ago
@scraffs224 so he claims
ortegaatr2 7 months ago
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If you really want to pick up girls, I recommend that you read both of the following guides:
- "The Game" by Neil Strauss
- "Pandora's Box" on MackMethods. com (highly recommend this)
GENERAL GUIDELINES
1) Be Confident (Posture, Eye Contact, Speak With Authority etc).
2) Act like you don't need them and make them prove themselves to YOU!
3) Make them feel comfortable (comfort comes before intimacy)
4) Demonstrate that you're a good provider & protector (ways to do this).
MMArtist99 7 months ago
oh is that how it works
melissathegood 7 months ago
actually skwezzy vampires in RL now not that sparkely gay vampire shit but, in real life they actually have religious views even catholic, word bro. and i messaged you write me back dawg. :)
kylendawe 7 months ago
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lmao read his profile
YouCanCallMeCharlz 8 months ago
Lol, I showed his dating profile to my GF, and she said "Oh my, I seriously hope that’s the ant in his brain talking."
SweetZombiJesus 9 months ago
@SweetZombiJesus
HAHA. I lol'd. I also love your username.
EmeraldSky33 6 months ago
what the fuck is this shit!!! like for real and then when ppl say negative things you want to say you will cut them oh grow the fuck up !! retarded
tera580 9 months ago
but..To counter point, that point as any true player know.lol Funny.
nmotiontravelguide 9 months ago
You can't be for real??? This is a candid camera prank right? You make 122300 a year but the woman needs to pay for everything and drive her car and then you will take care of her?? I bet you have a tiny dick too. And you will be lucky to make 122300 in your lifetime cause you are damn sure too stupid to make that a year. Bottom line GET A JOB, ACT WHITE
uwishtoo 9 months ago
@uwishtoo This guy is putting on a act, and you are just as stupid as the character he is playing you dumb fuckin idiot
philsbootleg 9 months ago
@philsbootleg Wow "dumb fucking idiot"? Hardly and fuck you too you punk
uwishtoo 9 months ago
@uwishtoo What does act white mean? Your race doesnt mean shit when it comes to the way you act dumbass.
Oldcartoons571 2 months ago
silly carbon based life-form
ElijahGreenThumb 9 months ago
lmao wtf?
slrmd100 10 months ago
is this dude a fuckin joke?
theaveragedude100 10 months ago
BUT I LIKE SOMETHING ELSE THAT TASTES LIKE RAW FISH,
I EXPLODED ROFL,
DUR
AlphaMusicGroup1 10 months ago
Funny vid I don't like cats Vampires don't mix with Jesus your'e right,lol
Denalynnnful 10 months ago
on his okcupid profile he blew a dude for yayo hahah niice!
MrDaniel199019 11 months ago
im dtf :)
MISSSMOKEWEED 11 months ago
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"I see you also like sushi. I don't really dig that 2 much, but I like somethin else that taste like raw fish, if u kno what I mean!" fuckin lost it when you read that line.
aquateenI16 11 months ago
I guess this isn't a parody after all....haha
I'll subscribe
heavenseek 11 months ago
"let the countdown for dick-sucking begin!" true that homey, true that .
johnnychristrulez777 11 months ago
lolololol playdough...plato my friend haha.
johnnychristrulez777 11 months ago
You're my new mantor !!!!
Galasholet 11 months ago
fail lol
RyanZalewskiacoustic 11 months ago
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i be wanna black guy gantgstah! i be a no life wannabe douchebag! acting al tough while im irl pussy! people aint takin me serious when i trying to get job!
Fatpiepro 1 year ago
A bucket of milk for your baby cat. = D
Mitchman1291 1 year ago
Bitches love caps lock
blazingdude123 1 year ago
ha ha ha ha your funny dude lol!!
Oreocookie25 1 year ago
fuuck... what language is this ^^^^
Typhus2009 1 year ago
IVE GOT A LOT 2 OFFER RITE NOW. FOR STARTERS I MAKE ABOUT 122230 A YEAR BUT LETZ B REAL. 2 MANY GOLD DIGGERS OUT THERE SO U AINT GONNA SEE THAT MONEY TIL WE SERIOUS SO 4 NOW WE GONNA HOOK UP AT UR PLACE AND DRIVE UR CAR. IF U WANT 2 PROVE HOW GOOD U R, SHOW ME BY PAYIN FOR BREAKFAST AFTER WE GET DONE. AFTER U PROVE U AINT NO JOKE THEN ILL TAKE CARE OF U 4EVER. <--- thats on his profile.......LOL!
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"I see you also like sushi. I don't really dig that 2 much, but I like somethin else that taste liek raw fish, if u kno what I mean!" fuckin lost it when you read that line.
aquateenI16 1 year ago
bucket of fesh milk for your cat lmao
7candygrl 1 year ago
Is This Real?
DeathByBass209 1 year ago
dude now one cares about your life
GAMES7115 1 year ago
fucking retahdid
skateordie1763 1 year ago
Is this guy a poe?
GnomesAmok 1 year ago
6:48 is being rhetorical.
TheStigmadeign 1 year ago
what the hell?
Heartfeltmusic92 1 year ago
Love you man... U made me laugh like shit...
gerry2345 1 year ago
this is what happens when red necks steal laptops
An0nYmOuS11 1 year ago 16
@An0nYmOuS11 haha redneck, he lives in CA
slaphappyunicorn 1 week ago
@An0nYmOuS11
LOL !
TheCervelas 6 days ago
"I see you also like sushi. I don't really dig that 2 much, but I like somethin else that taste liek raw fish, if u kno what I mean!" fuckin lost it when you read that line.
aquateenI16 1 year ago
This advice actually works
Skweezy, are a motherfuckin' bawse
smartiboi 1 year ago
LOL the fucking letter I can't stop laughing XD
brandy2088 1 year ago
lol this dude is da shit
buschbeer100 1 year ago
cant tell if serious
petergunn05 1 year ago
@petergunn05 Well his profile says: IDONT REALLY THINK 2 MUCH ITLL ONLY GIT U DEPRESSED
hahaha! I don't think so. Sad thing is I bet his profile does work sometimes.
komoriaimi 1 year ago
Is this real life?
xHybr1d 1 year ago
@xHybr1d no....obviously its comedy. Real Life comedy!
spiderman00193 1 year ago
Bitches love smiley faces....especially winkies!
spiderman00193 1 year ago
lolll
SinfulMakeup17 1 year ago
Hey asshole I am a squid and I find this offensive.
TheDrSquidly 1 year ago 13
@TheDrSquidly i want to like this 10x
xyourfascination 1 year ago
good fucking luck you dumbass. i hope to god you fuck up hard and spends some quality time gettin a dick as big as your arm placed in your ass daily. i bet you cant wait for your kid to see the first video of his father. might want to say goodbye to him now. fauuck your stupidity amazzzes me
bullmoose406 1 year ago
@bullmoose406 he's acting you dumbass. Have some fucking imagination.
Hanser68 1 year ago
your are my hero i wanna be like you someday
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razielinflight 1 year ago
and one more thang did u get ur education?
lyricalgirl1 1 year ago
oh yeah i forgot ur white
lyricalgirl1 1 year ago
0:07 just keep clicking
trizzi0927 1 year ago
marry me. please.
schwinful 1 year ago
these videos are hilarious, but i'm honestly laughing at you not with you.
piaPhate 1 year ago
Sweezy, you are a god among men.
okristian1 1 year ago
well, his swagger is undoubtedly legit
throwinshapes2 1 year ago
I just creamed myself when you did that wink face.
MadamFoogie 1 year ago
:) im a bitch cause i love smiley faces
skateordie1763 1 year ago 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
tooooooooo classic
MalcolmXBP 1 year ago
"girls like smiley faces"
This man KNOWS chicks
OrdoMallius 1 year ago 2
Bitches LOVE dem winkies
itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz 1 year ago 3
master troll
ergopenin 1 year ago
Alpha as fuck
OrdoMallius 1 year ago 3
AHAHAHA!!
DarkHarpuia 1 year ago
this is gold
SaintInsanity02 1 year ago 3
I FUCKING LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ImaYam 1 year ago
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time!! I hope to god he isn't really like this. It'd be sad if he was but completely hilarious if it's acting
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jayaniable 1 year ago
LMAO "*wink* -cough cough-"
kid356 1 year ago
Bucket of fresh milk for EVERYBODY!
HikoSeijuroXIII 1 year ago
hes fukin retarded. im sure he isnt putting on an act either...
usel3ssguitarest 1 year ago
Hahaha this guy is so funny! haha
XxcorywinsxX 1 year ago
Tags: Obama
Best political commentary ever.
illsubanyone 1 year ago 27
dude u should just join the army u have the bandana so ur halfway there
PlayBoyPabloPablo 1 year ago
skwizzle?
LavagirlSieg88 1 year ago
this shit is hilarious
LethalBmOs 1 year ago
This dude is hilarious!
cliu9 1 year ago
lol btw u sound like a mix between a rapper and Sylvester Stallone
toastmansride 1 year ago
lmao are you for real dude? this has to be fake god i hope so cause if it is its funny as hell, but if its true and all jesus christ im sorry homie lol
toastmansride 1 year ago
counter point the point? lololol. wow.
Gandon95 1 year ago
you cant love vampires and the son of god at the same fuckin time hahahaha
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Kelwin4534 1 year ago
bro you are THE shit.
bw1ck 1 year ago
"I see you got a fuckin cat, see I love fuckin cats... why don't you give me your address then I show up with a dozen roses for you and a bucket of fresh milk for your baby cat - that shit goes a long way with women..." lol hahahaha
blr2k 1 year ago
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skzbrizz 1 year ago
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skzbrizz 1 year ago
fuken skweeze your funny as fuck homie
edmill08 1 year ago
LMFAO!!! you had me rollin at skweezy...but that shyt you put on ur profile almost killed me...ROFL!!!!!!
CountryFloydChicken 1 year ago
man ur funny as shit!!!
trapp2355 1 year ago
I am a black guy who happens to have a sense of humor...this is FUNNY!
Champ1988 1 year ago
LOL
This motherfucker's got humor.
SirianKings 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!! Thanks for the laugh homey. This was hella funny.... I love how you acted all serious about teaching dudes how to pick up!! I can't believe you actually kept a straight face. You're a great actor and this was a HILARIOUS comedy skit.... um... It WAS a skit right? Ya, it has to be.. cuz you can't be THAT DUMB!!!!!!!!
FoxyBia 1 year ago
@FoxyBia Obviously you are that dumb, for even thinking even for a second this was meant to be real and not a skit.
skzbrizz 1 year ago
@FoxyBia Obviously you are that dumb, for even thinking for a second this was meant to be real and not a skit.
skzbrizz 1 year ago
haha socrites and playdough ahahaha
woopdidlydo 1 year ago
is this a joke....?
kathrynblogs 1 year ago
lmao this nigga has D4L ahah he completely lied up on that shit aha
summer4204life 1 year ago
the hell is guy saying
xmix2002 1 year ago
LOL what im doing with my life ahahahaha
Sahand420 1 year ago
your not a nigger.
BeeRaddddd 1 year ago
I hope you are real, and not a troll. That would make me so happy.
olivezx 1 year ago
Why,oh why, would I listen to a tool like you?
ZoanBlade90 1 year ago
This is so funny.
Skeluz 1 year ago
lol fuckin hilarious..this dude blazed i bet
mrswartz 1 year ago
Fuck me dead it's eminem.
TheDemonsarehere 1 year ago
The first things people usually notice about me
MY SWAGGER. ITS LEGIT.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
IDONT REALLY THINK 2 MUCH ITLL ONLY GIT U DEPRESSED
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I BLEW A DUDE IN MIAMI FOR YAYO
That profile is a goldmine.
EnderDio 1 year ago
this has to be a character. there is no way this is the guys real personalite.
pappasmoke85 1 year ago
NO WONDER YOU GET DIRTY GIRLS
philliperocks546 1 year ago
lmaooooooooo fuckkkk datt shitttttttt
MiMi4ubabi 1 year ago
respect
ECSizemore 1 year ago
I read your letter to this chick and I got laid the next day
csovvy2 1 year ago
@csovvy2 Ya???? She must have felt sorry for YO RETARDED ASS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
FoxyBia 1 year ago
bro wtf u have no game but ill tell u one thing, ur fucking hilarious hahahaha u remind me of those white guys in movies that try to act all black
LTV90 1 year ago
i was gonna say some shit.. But then i decided to listen to the video. I love this guy. He's fuckin awesome.
Kocaz69 1 year ago
(sigh)..... Now I have to know you exist. Please tell me this is a joke. Uuuuuuh, Da Skeezy sucks with passion.
Ok, Ok, this isn't serious awesome. Good stuff.
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lilbitparanoid 1 year ago
DO NOT do anything this guy says, he is retarded and a total prick
lilbitparanoid 1 year ago
i would pay good money to kill him.
stress326 1 year ago
@stress326 u aint shit homey meet me at crenshaw and 83rd in inglewood sat night at 9 bring heat ill fuk u up
ChAinHanGlOw69 1 year ago 103
@ChAinHanGlOw69 lol nigger
stress326 1 year ago
@ChAinHanGlOw69 Hey gurl, don't know if ur N2 the gay scene, but I'd love to shove a broomstick up up your ass and watch you walk around sweeping my floor. J/K U C, the J/K means "just kidding", in case you're too much of a stupid bitch to know.
lilbitparanoid 1 year ago
@ChAinHanGlOw69 commmmical lol
LadiiGeem0 1 year ago
@stress326 i would pay money to be him.. this is guy is hilarious.
rcrespo357 1 year ago
HA!!!
sapphireskiss 1 year ago
Can we get married? Please?
missmanda0508 1 year ago
this guy has to be a comedian...fucking funny!
mickeyprayz 1 year ago
he looks a bit like the guy from zombieland.... XD
8Julius8 1 year ago
Thank God Al Gore Invented the Internet or I would have missed this Video !
stevehannah 1 year ago 2
winky face lmao
alex1211 1 year ago
Skweezy's Back!!! and for those who know ..you got to see this
upsman773 1 year ago