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nothing worse than waiting for the laugh that never comes..."if I wait long enough, and the audience has more time to think about this, they will soon realize how brilliant this observation is, and how funny it really is...no, this really is funny, think on it some more....I'm not talking again until you start laughing..." zzzzzzzzz
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.........the laughs were pethitic, it was like for a few seconds no one was laughing, so a couple of ppl felt bad and just laughed along. -____- shittiest comedian ever. Rethink ur career and btw im not being even honest im trying to be nice. YES thats how bad it was.
i waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it up her ass
I'd say if she came out of the closet she could have a whole new set of materila about pretending not to be the sexiest butch lesbian in the whole fucking universe. I try to imagine her giving me a blowjob but it won't work cos in my fantasy she looks up and yells 'DUDE, DO NOT COME IN MY MOUTH OR I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF'
No offense Lliza if you read these. I love you really.
She does good impersonations, but that's about it :/
Also, to those who say women aren't funny, there are plenty of great women comedians, like Christina H on cracked.com
DWSimmy 6 months ago
she's not funny. she's hot.....but just not funny.
speedyspooley 7 months ago
Women can't do stand up. PERIOD.
patrioticheart 7 months ago
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KustomPwns81 1 year ago
meh, not that funny, i give her props for tryn though
firebenderg 1 year ago 3
tits or gtfo
Razersun 1 year ago
ok she is kinda cute.
I dont really understand her humor but perhaps i am being to damn serious;)
Or perhaps my lack of english is finally cathing up......
wolverineeeeeeeee 1 year ago
i agree with you guys...she just wasnt funny
MegaFilthyMcnasty 1 year ago 2
i might be a prick, but women are not funny, not my fault i cant laugh at em.........
MexicanKola 1 year ago
"Does bacon curte cholera?"
"Why do I have a wife? Bad enough I've got 60 lbs of rotting bacon and no family, I'm gay now?"
I think she should open for Jim Gaffigan.
Erin
erienspice 1 year ago
shes so shit might as well be a prostitute
KunY67 2 years ago 4
she'snot funny at all
carolbarabanov 2 years ago 5
Ahh... so true...
XaintMP 2 years ago
ZZZzZZZZzzzzzzz
cheechthemighty 2 years ago
It doesn't stop! You sexist shits!
broodrowscotch 2 years ago
this would have been good if she was funny, :(
begalthegreat 2 years ago 3
or at least be naked
jamesCH3W 2 years ago 2
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CrackedLockerz 2 years ago
I'm going to play this back tonight before I go to bed tonight. A quick way to get to sleep!
grassburner 2 years ago 9
LOL!
beatdropt 2 years ago
she's a cute Jew, but i'll bet her pussy smells like kosher salami... eeeew!
tracyterry 2 years ago
Also bet she would give the best blow job until you marry her !
onetrashdancer 2 years ago
nothing worse than waiting for the laugh that never comes..."if I wait long enough, and the audience has more time to think about this, they will soon realize how brilliant this observation is, and how funny it really is...no, this really is funny, think on it some more....I'm not talking again until you start laughing..." zzzzzzzzz
babakenobi 2 years ago
Now I know why I've never heard of you....lol
pcgreer 2 years ago
Yikes...
darklighter1 2 years ago
She came and performed at my school (GMU), and she was a lot funnier. This is definitely not her best material, but she's still hilarious.
PS: I would definitely put it in her butt. Yup yup.
TykwonFlow 2 years ago
One star. She's sucks.
SwollenCranium 2 years ago
uhhh okay...where are the tits
takadi 2 years ago 13
hahaha
dafreshie 2 years ago
you suck
dominespes 2 years ago
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women are not funny
cabby4 2 years ago 3
Pizza accessories
ChristinaDiorr 2 years ago
mmm perhaps her s*x is better:p
wolverineeeeeeeee 2 years ago
hopefully
dominespes 2 years ago
The people actually laughing at her "jokes" must be crazy or really, really drunk.
spacewurm 2 years ago 2
marry someone, pls. you can learn to joke!
10is1000 2 years ago
funny or not, i'd do her.
PijnigeR 2 years ago 4
me too
chucknorris1053 2 years ago
thank u!
lucasathus 2 years ago
Im high and though it was funny
SilentSpartan 2 years ago 2
Very funny Iliza!
AndrewSigwart 2 years ago
Type in JakeR lights FIREWORK in house. It's the best shit out on YOU TUBE so far.
JokeRtheJakeR 2 years ago
saw her on last comic standing...just really not that funny. cute and charming, but not the best comic.
yellina1 2 years ago
esta rica la colorada
hfreirel 2 years ago
is different to watch it on video to be there with friends your mind and attitude change ur like more easy to laugh right?
bcallfree 2 years ago
who the fuck cares if she sucks, shes fucking hot... bitch sucks a lot of cock too i bet
Slacktoo 2 years ago
she sure as hell sucked something to get on that stage
..someone kill her
Flicker455 2 years ago
Now I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and guess it was a .... Penis? Am I right? What do I win?
KnifeNut88 2 years ago
I'm I the only person who thought this was hilarious?
I liked the content and the stage presence. Haven't you guys played Oregon Trail?
roback85 2 years ago
wooooooooow that was the worst stand-up EVER!!!!! wow if i wanted to hear a commercial i would have watched my tv. that was just fucking stupid
potvins 2 years ago
because she is really pretty
LyricTo101 2 years ago
why are ppl actually laughing?
infrasomnia 2 years ago
women ar as funny as cancer
fucking boring bitch
snuffelbaarsje 2 years ago
I'd pee in her butt
gorillabeez 2 years ago
I THINK IM IN LOVE!!!!!!
SupaKirbTV 2 years ago
BORING
steventhe20 2 years ago 2
Yip what he said...
She hot tho :D
spacepinda 2 years ago
Women can't do stand up
Danebrogen 2 years ago 3
Terrible, just fucking terrible
NexusLegend 2 years ago 3
Shlesinger? Shouldnt you be an accountant or something ? Anything except a comeidan. It was baaaaad
supersevenn 2 years ago 2
actually I take that back, I wasn't that bad
Grotok 2 years ago
sucks
Grotok 2 years ago
HAHAHAhahahaha................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ieyanreds4ever 2 years ago
what's so funny in this?? i mean, all those retarded laughing in the background?! poor...
KEPHALLE 2 years ago 4
TITS OR GTFO THAT SUCKED
kcorkery45 2 years ago
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wow she sucks
soulcalibur22 2 years ago
wow that was bad
teamgh0ul 2 years ago 3
pauses waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much
darcymetal 2 years ago
the feature videos suck so bad
Yousayit1st 2 years ago 2
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SilverDragon0x 2 years ago
Aussies eat a lot of fastfood I blame the yanks lol
TrainSpotterX 2 years ago
not funny
but she is hot
FiswaT 2 years ago 2
I AGREE. Very Very!
Gorgeous.
ChariotOfFaith 2 years ago
I really hope this was not her best .. If it is, she better learn some other trade
vinayakaca 2 years ago
.........the laughs were pethitic, it was like for a few seconds no one was laughing, so a couple of ppl felt bad and just laughed along. -____- shittiest comedian ever. Rethink ur career and btw im not being even honest im trying to be nice. YES thats how bad it was.
gaspiden 2 years ago
im like....
im like....
then im like...
sorajima1 2 years ago
your not funny girl.....not funny
kangaroopig 2 years ago
lmao i like this lady!!!
brneyesingerchick 2 years ago
Yeah i expected, you perv.
walteriko 2 years ago
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great stufff in this video
but yea i was jus passing thru this song and wow it reminds me of this song take me back to memories:)
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gordanfrank 2 years ago
I CANNOT believe she won last comic standing
EMHcybertron 2 years ago
lawl, sux
Crytek1337 2 years ago
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I think she's funny.
ClothCanopy 2 years ago
Oh my dear lord she is awful
Zhengda10 2 years ago 3
Fucking females. Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
BadgerRape 2 years ago 4
rofl
viewhacker111 2 years ago
maybe shes there to blow the REAL comedians otherwise pointless :0
BREN70S 2 years ago 4
she fails -.-
QuadCanon 2 years ago 4
Oregon Trail !!!
Damn river Fording was impossible
kelownafornia 2 years ago
não entendi merda nenhuma.
RONALDO !
1bielhard 2 years ago
ronaldo the soccer player?
ecdeaa 2 years ago
5/5
VanillaWright 2 years ago
not funny.
spermcubearchives 2 years ago 3
Quit comedy and back to the nude photos
acidglow 2 years ago
Hot too. Great voice for radio.
dustycovers 2 years ago
Wish you all the best, you need to improve
tomvart 2 years ago 3
People in the audience were laughing so I guess I would love to see her live. Especially down in Oz.
dustycovers 2 years ago
i waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it up her ass
tigerwoods13177 2 years ago
go back in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and stay there until i am ready to have sex
nestorrfortuna 2 years ago
I love her so much.
Lloyd1958 2 years ago
Stop wasting peoples time and go Iron some shirts
SaltyCaptianEcuador 2 years ago
I guess gender has everything to do with how funny you are. And apparently, how well you can judge what is funny.
sammariiee 2 years ago 2
Women + jokes = Fail
DJRAWFISH 2 years ago
Uuuhmm.....What should I say... FAILURE
chrivip 2 years ago 2
I'd say if she came out of the closet she could have a whole new set of materila about pretending not to be the sexiest butch lesbian in the whole fucking universe. I try to imagine her giving me a blowjob but it won't work cos in my fantasy she looks up and yells 'DUDE, DO NOT COME IN MY MOUTH OR I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF'
No offense Lliza if you read these. I love you really.
:)
stillanego 2 years ago
shes hot but not funny.
AndrewEns 2 years ago 4
Either i have no sense of humor or..she fails dam hard.
samsung123ify 2 years ago 6
The audience must be sober.
gothamcityguy 2 years ago
Uncanny perception of the OBVIOUS.
YFUATIW 2 years ago
lol yah i never understood that game... somehow everyone survives usually...
MaxC17 2 years ago
yeaaaaa FUNNY, she needs to find a new job
harj44 2 years ago 5
Women comedians....
Dont care if it sounds sexist, they just cant do standup. Even the successful ones can only talk about menopause.
Dasten 2 years ago 3
i only ever find them amusing, rarely laugh. Women would laugh though.
polyrhythmm 2 years ago
the audience must be drunk
robbo2269 2 years ago 2
Those guys who laughed only laughed cuz she's hot.
heartlesspinto 2 years ago 3
tough crowd eh?
christian1321 2 years ago 2
Lol she was failing at getting people to laugh but still she tried. :P
yousefamar 2 years ago
lol "folks that's pizza!"
IconMatthew1 2 years ago
Pretty funny
Fueledbytree 2 years ago