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  • master dude is playing goldeneye!!!!!!!!!!

  • This show is just so unbelievably good..

  • whats the song from the battle called?

  • I never liked the "master" and all the weird shit in Pure Pwnage. It's at its best when Jeremy is forced to deal with social situations in which he cannot function like a normal human being, a la the episode where him and kyle go hunting for girls.

  • @ 16:15, there is no esc

  • @TheMrjonbong first time i thought of it that way :P

  • miss this show

  • One must own in all games - very true!

  • BOMB THESE MOTHER MACKERS!!!

  • im suprised how well jeremy took the loss. if it was me i probably would have killed my self 

  • Epic scene at 20:03

  • 9:48 Nagato?

  • sooo epic :D

  • lul the way he almost smiles when he stares at camera is classic

  • RVB REFERENCE WOOOH!

  • @rainbowdragon999 RVB came after that xD

  • @TheStringAction RvB was 2003 PurePwnage 2004 ooohhh snap

  • @rainbowdragon999 or wasn't it i dk sry if i'm wrong ^^

  • @TheStringAction and you really think it was just a coincidence that made a parody of the intro with purple vs pink(red vs blue) at the beginning with two images(rooster & teeth) also with music that sounds really similar to the intro music of red vs blue that trocadero made for them.

  • @rainbowdragon999 yeah just figured that out xD

  • do whatever noobs do

  • is that masked dude athene?

  • yea i wanna know too someone say what the name is

  • what is the name of the song from 12:37 when hes training?

  • @pinner52 the song is Rain Snow Sleet Hail by INterstellar

  • Anyone know what the music at 12:15 is please?

  • WOOT i was the one who beat im!!!!

  • Nice Kill Bill reference.

  • man miss this show 

  • pure pwnage!

  • skip to 15:20 for the action.

  • Arcade Style!!!!!!!!!

  • I love this one. Probably my favorite... I LOVE ALL OF THESE OLD VIDEOS

  • does jeremy watch red vs blue/

  • Half Life 2 pwns :D

  • @cpretardedmuch T squared play only Halo for ages and OpTiC mainly only play CoD!

  • 12:18 to 12:31 I agree with the master.

  • @DheadShot called teh_masterer n00b.

  • @kx3clock I think you dont understand....

  • @DheadShot teh_masterer*

  • LOL RED VERSUS BLUE

  • I wonder if they washed that control off before they made him eat with it. I have been wondering this since roughly 2004.

  • the hell kind of a pro gamer only plays ONE game? rofl.

  • @cpretartedmuch thats is sorta fucked up

  • @The594s

    I know.

  • This. Is. Epic. The montage at the end had me in awe! I feel like pwning some n00bs now :D

  • What's a micro?

  • @cpmgh1034 micro-management. basicly you can control lots of units and your economy really fast and efficiently.

  • youtube key borad micro bitch beat that

  • whats the game at the start?

    -clueless noob

  • @kenzibro

    On of the greatest RTS games EVER!

    Command & Conquer Generals: Zero Hour

  • Half Life 2- Best FPS game.

  • @KlTTYFAT HELLL YEA!!!!!!

  • @smashinglollipops

    :OOOOOOOOOOO

    :D

  • OMG! HESE GETTING AN FPS GAME!!!!

  • I pissed myself every 5 seconds when watching it the first time

  • lol at the kill bill 2 parody :D

  • OMG THIS SHOW IS THE SHIT!!!

  • WELL AZEEM! U WILL NOT NEED UR WIFE'S VAGINA, WHEN U HAVE 72! VIRGINS IN THE AFTERLIFE!!!... OHHHHH AZEEM , UR A FUNNY MAN...

  • anyone know the name of the song at 12:38

  • You can train a n00b.. but... he'll jus be a trained n00b!

  • zero hour best game ever

  • 12:38 song plz? from one uber pr0 to anuthr?

  • @UnnecessaryClips It's called Rain Snow Sleet Hail. Pure Pwnage made it haha with like the rest of their ost's.

  • @bankaiichigo13 yeah i found it the same day i posted the comment. thnx 4 help, tho. Best song to play CoD4 to. or mw2.

  • oh omar azeem omar azeem oh omar LOL XD

  • id like to like buy half life 2

  • hl2 = greatist cliffhanger ever

  • @VASFSRFEFDGs

    I fucking love that game. I've put like 50hours on it in like a few days. Its the greatest.

  • HL2 FTW!1!1!!!!!!111!!

  • IF U EAT LIKE A NOOB U WILL BE PWND BY A NOOB!

  • This is just so funny :D

  • i love the killbill reference xD

  • ohoh hazim

  • ooooh Hazim, ooooh Hazim, you are a funny man!

  • Get the supplies... Drop the supplies... Get the supplies... Drop the supplies LOL

  • LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like LIKE like

  • 17:34 did he start jerkin him off?

  • gonn drop some bombs aaaaaaaaaaaan bomb some mutherfuckers

  • lmao generals zero hour

  • I wonder if Rooster Teeth has even seen this.

  • I like to buy like Half Life 2

    the clerk says " sorry but we still don't have the release date"

    (it was filmed in August 2004) (note he doesn't even talk the clerk he just keeps walking)

  • love the kill bill reference

  • Omg CLIFFHANGER!!!

  • What game is at the beginning i cant figure it out

  • @darkness1056 Command and conquer Generals..

  • @Bentrot Thanks!

  • LOL! 3:35 NUKEd! HAHAHAH! What is that on his neck?

  • @TheDailyNewsPost

    Headphones

  • The music is brilliant

  • Why did it say episode 39 in the begining?

  • Awesome, and for all you n00bs out there, stfu.

  • do you play call of duty?

  • @oneshotkill27 ya i do

  • let me see your micro

  • LMFAO@ Whole purple vs. pink thing

  • LMFAO 17:08 ROFLROLLJBNTRS!

  • 14:14 ROFLMAFO!@

  • ooohhh hazeeem!

  • LOL Love thie Kill Bill 2 reference at 14.08.

  • wow, pretty nice storytelling. good shit.

    also..

    SHOW ME YOUR MICRO

  • LMFAO funny as fuck

  • 10:01 zelda puzzle tune in the background

  • what is the name of the Pwning noobs song at the end? I must have it on my PSP

  • i feel like pwning noobs, or something. go get it their website in the description

  • 1:17

    We fight for peace. Preserving freedom. Protecting our people. It's the right thing to do.

  • also 16:45 haha

  • 11:15 show me your micro lolll

  • Video Awards winner for best fight scene lol.

  • they are taping the new season down the street from me

  • @markburroughs That makes you COOL!

  • @markburroughs lucky mofo!

  • no escape!!!!

  • wtfh did jeremy say... pawn? thats a newb werd

  • No he said. "Their playing PONG, I used to own that game as a kid"

  • "oh we did it now...we killed one of de pupul peopul

  • hes quick

  • just like me at TF2

  • lol playing 4 games at the same time the master Xd

  • Four classics at that!

  • teh_masterer is way too awesome

  • the start is pretty cool it's like Red vs Blue

  • RvB-esque intro.

  • It was Zero Hour. He had fuel bomb Auroras, which afaik, are only available in ZH. nubs.

  • Generals is awesome!

  • well he got pwn'd

  • lol @ how the masterer's fingers are always twitching.

  • you don't need Generals to play Zero hour?

  • yes u do... zero hour is expansion pack

  • the kill bill reference made me lulz

  • what game is that at the beginning

  • C&C Generals noob.

  • No, it's zero hour

  • Hmm.. would think they stole eating part from athenes. but anyway very well made video.

  • Haha Pure Pwnage was a full 2 years before Athene, the Athene ep #29  and this is a parody of Kill Bill. With the athene ep giving homage to PP.

  • my fav episode :d grr the newest one still hasn't come out yet :(

  • idd wtfi've been w8ing for like 5months for the new 1 to come

  • maybe it isn't coming out and you should get out more?

  • lol Kill Bill

  • cnc

  • I would totally like own Jeremy in any game, Lol

  • ROFL you have been defeated LMAO epic!!!

  • kill bill reference lol

  • that was some... some really noobish filming'n stuff right?

    lol at teh "No o bs" sign

  • does any1 kno what song that is playing at 12:40?

  • we fight for peace!

  • jeremy is so hot

  • RVB reference lol

  • @TehGekko someone finally notices

  • That's because it's a SPEED RUN. The idea is to complete the game as fast as possible. Period. Since you couldn't figure that out I guess you're the nOOb.

  • "If one want's to truly Pwn, one must Pwn in all games."

    That's like my motto!

  • lol they make fun of kill bill when he is eating rice

  • She, not he.

  • "Stupid sergeant Wong, always making me come up here looking for white monkeys".

  • the guy in black Training him is Chuck Norris in disguise--and concealing his true awesomeness ^.^

  • Yay he got hl2.

  • red vs blue with zero hour at the start LOL

  • Lol, was that Dave at the end? XD

  • oh omar LOL

  • the first minutes it is command and conquer zero hour

  • Command and Conquer Zero Hour

  • 20:31..fable oh yes.fable pwns

  • I love how they made fun of the Canadians in the Purple vs. Pink video, mainly because they are Canadian.

  • Yea, "Hes all shootin the puck aye? Oh yea aye it was like totally in the net aye? It was in the net!"

  • hey that was rascist to mulims seriously dude... but funny and no there is no such thing as 72 fucking gay virgins.......... dude..

  • In Zero Hour theres a terrorist army and he was playing as them and thats what they told the terrorist what happened when they died in real life.

  • Err, isn't that pro gamer's voice the eagle thingy in Avatar? The Library episode.