Oh okay, Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don't know what kind of pan pacific bullshit powerplay you're trying to pull here but asia Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking you better think again otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon. You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you
IF YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK AND READ ALL OF THIS, THEN THANK YOU i work my ass off 2 make people hear my music, but its impossible 2 make it if noone ever hears you, and its hard to get people to hear you when you have no
exposure....i dont have the money for amazing music videos or big youtube
advertisements..so all im left with is spam.
if you could take two seconds to give me a thumbs up just so people know i
Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time, and as usual.....*high pitched voice* go fuck yourself
Seriously...why do people comment with lines from the video we just watched? I heard it. You are all probably dumbasses who think planking was EVER cool. God yall piss me off.
@hotsmudgesundae Why do you say ' yall '? Was it too much effort to say 'you all'? And you don't even have the common sense to put an apostrophe after the Y?Why do you purposely try to look like a redneck?
Oh hey trey, there something you should do for me..
Whats that?
Take a big step back and litterally fuck your own face. I dont know what kind of Shit your trying to pull here, making fun of me.. But I suggest you never do that again. or I will rain down a godly fucking fire storm upon you. I am talking scorched earth mother fucker.. I will Massacre you..I will fuck you UP!
when i first saw this i didn't know it was tom cruise until my friend told me it was him... now i can't watch a tom cruise movie without laughing my ass off XD
Cruise wore a fat suit, bald cap and fake hands to create the character, that's why he looks so odd. Anyways, I had my doubts about the man at first, but nowadays, I frickin love him.
i said this to my mother when she rang me on withheld
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A4rOn1992 4 days ago
the little *beep* sound at the end had me in tears
dacisco101 5 days ago
U MAD BRO?
Awesome0z10 1 week ago
this will be me if they censor the internet
1eyebilly 1 week ago 2
this is how i picture tom when he preaches to christians
MrJdp1949 2 weeks ago
"Find out who that was"
Raford146 2 weeks ago 4
The best movie ever just because of this scene
HKoHybrid 2 weeks ago
Goosh that's so funny . TOM ROCKS specially when he said : FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!xd
jadejuls 2 weeks ago
I can't wait for Obama to call Iran and quote this piece from Tropic Thunder! :D
speakdino10 2 weeks ago
"DIS IS FWAGING DWAGON" xD
xLito23 3 weeks ago
By far the funniest part about the movie, Tom cruise
raverflower1 3 weeks ago
Oh okay, Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don't know what kind of pan pacific bullshit powerplay you're trying to pull here but asia Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking you better think again otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon. You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you
deepaim 3 weeks ago 5
Tom Cruise's best role to date.
ForceRecon198 3 weeks ago
I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!! lolol
TheDr00dboi 3 weeks ago
You forgot the part where he says "Can you find out who that was?" Lol
funnyvillain 4 weeks ago
Tom cruise was so good in this movie!
drogba0019 4 weeks ago
i love how he says "oh? ok..flaming dragon. fuck face.." hahah it's funny because he so calm whe he says that haha
chodaswipe123 4 weeks ago
DONT GET CHUCK NORRIS ANGERY FLAMING DRAGON
Facecracker123 4 weeks ago
@Facecracker123 Gtfo with Chuck Norris jokes, faggot.
iTrollingLiekABaws 3 weeks ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHHAHAHA
why has no body made a sound board and prank called someone with this
H2oRiz 1 month ago
So back in 2009 people couldn't copy video files and could only use audio?!
donkeykongman0 1 month ago
Was I the only one who watched this and knew it was Tom cruise
aweinster2 1 month ago
@aweinster2 I id too.
kageninja31 1 month ago
@kageninja31 Srry, fail. I meant I did too.
kageninja31 1 month ago
@KinqqAdrien ya I didn't believe it at first either.
DeipFTW 1 month ago
Wait. that was TOM CRUISE ????
KinqqAdrien 1 month ago
Loll, Tom Cruise realllyyyyy made a big impression in this movie =D !!!
Mammothtankgrind 1 month ago
"We don't negotiate with terrorists" *Everyone applauds*
OliByGolly1 1 month ago 7
Best line ever!
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IF YOU ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK AND READ ALL OF THIS, THEN THANK YOU i work my ass off 2 make people hear my music, but its impossible 2 make it if noone ever hears you, and its hard to get people to hear you when you have no
exposure....i dont have the money for amazing music videos or big youtube
advertisements..so all im left with is spam.
if you could take two seconds to give me a thumbs up just so people know i
exist..you dont have to like me
JHuntMusic 1 month ago
The best part was when after all that, he turned to his assistant and said "Find out who that was."
chavitoheat 1 month ago
THIS IS FWAMING.....DWAGON!! XD 0:11
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speric10 1 month ago
I love the beep at the end
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I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
igreatestever9821 1 month ago
the best shit ever
IconicKidd16 1 month ago
"a fucking bindig resoloution.." sooooo awesome !!!!
Geringverdiener 1 month ago
216 people fucked their own faces
Aznar245 2 months ago
Ok flaming dragon.. Fuck face
drogba0019 2 months ago
FUCK FACE
10Schenk 2 months ago
And the best part is that they didn't even have to go for the obvious gay joke.
Because yes, the dragon is flaming but Les doesn't give a shit.
Stairc 2 months ago
"...Can you uhh find out who that was, thanks."
afroman529973 2 months ago
Best 52 seconds of my life!.
Pur3badboi 2 months ago
WHERE IS ecnos!?
hehall1680 2 months ago
Cruise has to be one of the greatest actors ever.
Big293B 2 months ago
-This is Justin Bieber!!
-Oh okay Justin Bieber...Fuckface...
XD
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tom cruise scared the shit out of me in this movie
ctownprincess87 2 months ago
ringtone anyone? lol
iEviLxHD 2 months ago 4
Such a limited vocabulary. JEEZ!
1942ann 2 months ago
@1942ann I know, right? Haha.
fruitypheasantboy 2 months ago
210 people did not receive a binding resolution from the United Nations
cp911s 2 months ago 2
This will make anybody piss their pants in fear
SuperSwaggKiDD1 2 months ago
Tom Cruise??????????? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kolwoon2008 2 months ago
Hands down: greatest movie threat of all time.
dragonoverlord2010 3 months ago
If only he were like this in War of the Worlds. The movie would have been, oh, 8 minutes.
MeTube8402 3 months ago 6
and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
MessengerOfDreams 3 months ago
@MessengerOfDreams Their Reactions = ._.
fruitypheasantboy 2 months ago
208 people got fucked up by Tom Cruise.
TheJellymonty 3 months ago
press 2 for "THIS IS FWAMING DWAGON!"
urfbowndelishis 3 months ago
@urfbowndelishis LMFAO!! HAHAHAHA!! :)
king1Malik 1 month ago
TOM CRUISE WILL MASSACRE YOU
HE WILL FUCK YOU UP
ProtossX 3 months ago 9
IO TI INCULO CON LA SABBIA
teorky 3 months ago
I could see him saying this while playing an intense game of RISK.
bosk129 3 months ago in playlist bosk129's favorites 112
@bosk129 lol your comment made my day
charliehenryrufus 3 months ago
@bosk129 That would be the most epic game of Risk ever played.
BeardedBill86 1 month ago
@bosk129 Dude i don't know whats funnier the sketch or you total comment lmffo
Zuben333 3 weeks ago
When I saw this movie in theaters, I just witness comedy history
FutureDJHero 3 months ago
im talking scorcted earth motherfucker! xD
789films 3 months ago 2
TOM CRUISE MUST WATCH REAL LIFE FIGHT
watch?v=wEnWH_TF9KY&feature=related
Makaveli175 3 months ago
Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time, and as usual.....*high pitched voice* go fuck yourself
Xuvial 3 months ago
"listen here shitbirddd, ive never even hearrrrrrd of your little agency"
Tikitxiki2 3 months ago
Can I get some thumbs up for no reason, I just really like watching thumbs going up, anyone else retarded out there?
TheEXpothead 3 months ago 4
ROTF...LMMFOA
CoachPank53 3 months ago
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only movie i like this guy in
TheLoLunator 3 months ago
I will massacre you!!!!
DangerousD1985 4 months ago
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tom cruises greatest character ever.
MrGnomeNipples 4 months ago
First...Take a big step back...And literately FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! xD
TheAeroMechanic 4 months ago 73
@TheAeroMechanic ಠ,ಠ
the word is literally. literately means something completely different.
fucking derp.
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hemann21 4 months ago
I will massacar you...I WILL FUCK YOU UPP!!!!
GmantheMegga 4 months ago 3
Asia Jack lol.
inception4ever 4 months ago
best part was left out when he threw the phone back to someone and said "find out who that was"
impalapez 4 months ago 7
2 top comments freakin make me cry! XD so funny.
DieingCrow 4 months ago
10/10
Dagenborg 4 months ago
u mad bro?
2moongod8 4 months ago
trololololo! lmao
MasterSabi 4 months ago
Seriously...why do people comment with lines from the video we just watched? I heard it. You are all probably dumbasses who think planking was EVER cool. God yall piss me off.
hotsmudgesundae 4 months ago
@hotsmudgesundae Why do you say ' yall '? Was it too much effort to say 'you all'? And you don't even have the common sense to put an apostrophe after the Y?Why do you purposely try to look like a redneck?
OliByGolly1 4 months ago
@OliByGolly1 Good one bro. Im proud you got an A in English as a kid. Good for you champ.
hotsmudgesundae 4 months ago
@hotsmudgesundae A+, bro.
OliByGolly1 4 months ago
"I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!"
tray9012 4 months ago
Oh ok flaming dragon.. fuck face. first, take a big step back and litterly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE !!!!!!
SuperNickxX 4 months ago
Excellent speech. Makes me want to go out and shoot some internationalist narco-cartel zipperheads in the face with a sawed-off shotgun.
}:-D
IggyHazard 4 months ago
ok flamming dragon...FUCK FACE
brodman23 4 months ago
i said the same thing talking to a clerk at Mcdonalds
cerebralassassin221 4 months ago
DIS IS FAMMING DRAWGON
DejaBlue95 5 months ago
188 people will need to call the fucking united nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying them
gpgranate 5 months ago
Im talking of scorched earth mother fucker, i will masacrate you... I WILL FUCK-YOU-UP!! Cant help laughing when he says that, hahaha
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gpgranate 5 months ago
"oh ok, flaming dragon.... fuck face" lol wtf
respectmyathority 5 months ago 5
"can you find who that was" lol
30080272 5 months ago
tom....you mad bro? :3
music4marco 5 months ago
You gonna have to call the fucking United nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you!
Best Tom Cruise scene ever!!
PeterMunford4PM 5 months ago 7
ok flaming dragon literally take a step back and fuck your own face
annabellmax1 5 months ago
This was Tom Cruise's reaction to south park making fun of him
Fenderbaby2 5 months ago 2
@Fenderbaby2
This is Tom Cruise.. who am i talking to...
Hey Tom, its trey parker..
Oh hey trey, there something you should do for me..
Whats that?
Take a big step back and litterally fuck your own face. I dont know what kind of Shit your trying to pull here, making fun of me.. But I suggest you never do that again. or I will rain down a godly fucking fire storm upon you. I am talking scorched earth mother fucker.. I will Massacre you..I will fuck you UP!
well i guess its back to fart jokes
GetNinjadProductions 5 months ago 2
@GetNinjadProductions lol
Fenderbaby2 5 months ago
watch?v=SxHTu2A7O2o < check this out
Sickesttt 5 months ago
DJ Solovey XD
MartisKaneem 5 months ago
Point.Blank Fok U Up intro lol
xXThexWolfxPackXx 5 months ago
Press 8 7 times and try not to laugh
Booyah706 5 months ago 2
THIS IS FWAMMING DWAGON!!
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@amierthaqifrulez THIS IS FWAMMING DWAGON!!
this literally made me inhale coffie
owenjones1983 4 months ago
@amierthaqifrulez THE greatest line of the movie. he was pissed man he had to repeat himself three times =)
Tikitxiki2 3 months ago
@amierthaqifrulez lmfao
mcjester321 3 months ago
@amierthaqifrulez LMFAO!!
king1Malik 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
press 2 then 8 lol
musiccovers1395 5 months ago
172 people have to get a binding resolution
musiccovers1395 5 months ago
i'm going to repeat everything in this video the west boro baptist church :)
Haloskulls117 5 months ago
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OldSkoolProduct1onz 5 months ago
i love the way tom cruises
aussystingray 5 months ago
I am talking scorched earth mother fucker. LOOOL
nhlplayer91 5 months ago 3
I love it in the movie when hes done yelling, he says: ´´No, we dont negotiate with terrorists´´ and then everyone ablauds xD
HotDamn70 5 months ago 67
Nobody can do this like Tom Cruise :D
HotDamn70 5 months ago 7
when i first saw this i didn't know it was tom cruise until my friend told me it was him... now i can't watch a tom cruise movie without laughing my ass off XD
MyGodzilla99 5 months ago
Why is it only showing how many times I've watched this video, and not everyone else too?
Arnonya 5 months ago
'PAN- PACIFIC BULLSHIT POWERPLAY' AHAHHAAA.HAHA.
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ahh this movie was just true epicness xD one of the best movies ever seen :3
7haftor7 5 months ago
168 people this is some sort of PAN-PACIFIC BULLSHIT
ClickClickBoom92 5 months ago
i had no clue this was tom cruse lolololol
Slaughter619 5 months ago
@Slaughter619 same thing i just found out XD
IjokerstyleI 5 months ago
whats funny about this is that tom cruise would singlehandedly fuck them assholes up lol
32uberninja32 6 months ago
Fucking amazing!
jasonwiele1 6 months ago
.............beep.
anonymouspeification 6 months ago
@fatmonkey578 Too late...that was THE Tom Cruise!!!
dlastqueen 6 months ago
tom is great
levlevi 6 months ago
i always feel like doing this when a telemarketer phones
smorepie 6 months ago
FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DareDevilFallout 6 months ago
Les Grossman would clearly resolve the debt crisis.
Grossman/Norris 2012!
305sansei 6 months ago
this guy needs to be president
chinkyxiis 6 months ago 7
IM TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHER FUCKER! I WILL MASSACER YOU! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!
smorepie 6 months ago
I WILL MASSACRE YOU!!!
TwerdJB14 6 months ago
Your gonna have to call the fuckin UN and get a fuckin binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you LOL
1996tijs 6 months ago
@fatmonkey578 You're kidding, right?
AnotherMisfortune 6 months ago
I love 3 seconds after this he says..."Can you find out who that was?"
GoodieZero4 6 months ago
Cruise wore a fat suit, bald cap and fake hands to create the character, that's why he looks so odd. Anyways, I had my doubts about the man at first, but nowadays, I frickin love him.
MrQueenie 6 months ago 4
put the vid on homo. ffs i dont want to see pictures.
GokuAUHunter 6 months ago
Scorched earth muther fucker!!! X)
H8Breeder1 6 months ago
take a big step back and literally FUCK YOU OWN FACE
amangonecrazy 6 months ago 5
Wow he said 8 ''F'' words... AWESOME!!
RoxBubba1 6 months ago
that guy is fucking awsome
barkerfmx 6 months ago
I WILL MASSACRE YOU !!!!
plitumium 6 months ago
It's 2011, do you know what video is?
Mangalex28 6 months ago
@Mangalex28 tropic thunder....
greendayfanman01 6 months ago
FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!
simpsonator123 6 months ago
the asians' face is priceless.
ploxerftw 6 months ago 3
the face that the asian guy does when the call ends it's epic.
slb4001 6 months ago
That was Tom cruise?! His arms are weird
ttimothyp16 6 months ago
@ttimothyp16 He's got rubber hands haha.
Dementiatari1200 6 months ago
i played the i will fuck u up part cuz sum1 called but it turned out to b my dad -___-
JackassSkaterDude 6 months ago
I wouldnt know what 2 say after that eather
Gthealpha1 6 months ago
I will fuck you up!!!...........beep!
anonymouspeification 6 months ago
First, take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
drumboy1313 6 months ago
THIS IS FWAMING DRAGON OK FUCK FACE
MultiPurpleman 6 months ago
I WILL FUCK YOU UP
MultiPurpleman 6 months ago
I AM TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
idratherbeanonymous 6 months ago
Les Grossman will FUCK 161 PEOPLE UP!!!!!!!
hargosh37 6 months ago
WTF that was tom cruise???..shitt
kush997 6 months ago
@kush997 dude havent you seen Tropic Thunder??
EvilHarrison 6 months ago
@EvilHarrison i have, i just didn't know les grossman was tom cruise
kush997 6 months ago
THAT'S HOW OBAMA RUN SHIT IN THE WHITE HOUSE MOTHA FUCKA
marzbar8000 6 months ago 4
one of those indian computer phone scams called again today i played this at full volume into the phone... they havent called since
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press 3 and 8
MTHJOEY 6 months ago
FUDGEPACKER
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Take a big step back and literally FUCKKK YOURR OWN FACEEE!!!!
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gx450 7 months ago
154 people need to take a big step back...and literally FUCK THEIR OWN FACES!
Jackw00pw00p2 7 months ago 139
154 people need to take a big step and literally FUCK THEIR OWN FACES!
Jackw00pw00p2 7 months ago
fuckface
Insanaty 7 months ago
This is for pois0ned
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oh okay, flamingdragon, fuckface.first, take a big step back and literally fuckyourownface XD
wikem11 7 months ago