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  • i said this to my mother when she rang me on withheld

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  • the little *beep* sound at the end had me in tears

  • U MAD BRO?

  • this will be me if they censor the internet

  • this is how i picture tom when he preaches to christians

  • "Find out who that was"

  • The best movie ever just because of this scene

  • Goosh that's so funny . TOM ROCKS specially when he said : FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!xd

  • I can't wait for Obama to call Iran and quote this piece from Tropic Thunder! :D

  • "DIS IS FWAGING DWAGON" xD

  • By far the funniest part about the movie, Tom cruise

  • Oh okay, Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don't know what kind of pan pacific bullshit powerplay you're trying to pull here but asia Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking you better think again otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there, and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon. You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you

  • Tom Cruise's best role to date.

  • I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!! lolol

  • You forgot the part where he says "Can you find out who that was?" Lol

  • Tom cruise was so good in this movie!

  • i love how he says "oh? ok..flaming dragon. fuck face.." hahah it's funny because he so calm whe he says that haha

  • DONT GET CHUCK NORRIS ANGERY FLAMING DRAGON

  • @Facecracker123 Gtfo with Chuck Norris jokes, faggot.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHHAHAHA

    why has no body made a sound board and prank called someone with this

  • So back in 2009 people couldn't copy video files and could only use audio?!

  • Was I the only one who watched this and knew it was Tom cruise

  • @aweinster2 I id too.

  • @kageninja31 Srry, fail. I meant I did too.

  • @KinqqAdrien ya I didn't believe it at first either.

  • Wait. that was TOM CRUISE ????

  • Loll, Tom Cruise realllyyyyy made a big impression in this movie =D !!!

  • "We don't negotiate with terrorists" *Everyone applauds*

  • Best line ever!

  • The best part was when after all that, he turned to his assistant and said "Find out who that was."

  • THIS IS FWAMING.....DWAGON!! XD 0:11

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  • I love the beep at the end

  • the best shit ever

  • "a fucking bindig resoloution.." sooooo awesome !!!!

  • 216 people fucked their own faces

  • Ok flaming dragon.. Fuck face

  • FUCK FACE

  • And the best part is that they didn't even have to go for the obvious gay joke.

    Because yes, the dragon is flaming but Les doesn't give a shit.

  • "...Can you uhh find out who that was, thanks."

  • Best 52 seconds of my life!.

  • WHERE IS ecnos!?

  • Cruise has to be one of the greatest actors ever.

  • -This is Justin Bieber!!

    -Oh okay Justin Bieber...Fuckface...

    XD

  • ringtone anyone? lol

  • Such a limited vocabulary. JEEZ!

  • @1942ann I know, right? Haha.

  • 210 people did not receive a binding resolution from the United Nations

  • This will make anybody piss their pants in fear

  • Tom Cruise??????????? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hands down: greatest movie threat of all time.

  • If only he were like this in War of the Worlds. The movie would have been, oh, 8 minutes.

  • and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

  • @MessengerOfDreams Their Reactions = ._.

  • 208 people got fucked up by Tom Cruise.

  • press 2 for "THIS IS FWAMING DWAGON!"

  • @urfbowndelishis LMFAO!! HAHAHAHA!! :)

  • TOM CRUISE WILL MASSACRE YOU

    HE WILL FUCK YOU UP

  • IO TI INCULO CON LA SABBIA

  • I could see him saying this while playing an intense game of RISK.

  • @bosk129 lol your comment made my day

  • @bosk129 That would be the most epic game of Risk ever played.

  • @bosk129 Dude i don't know whats funnier the sketch or you total comment lmffo

  • When I saw this movie in theaters, I just witness comedy history

  • im talking scorcted earth motherfucker! xD

  • TOM CRUISE MUST WATCH REAL LIFE FIGHT

    watch?v=wEnWH_TF9KY&feature=re­lated

  • Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time, and as usual.....*high pitched voice* go fuck yourself

  • "listen here shitbirddd, ive never even hearrrrrrd of your little agency"

  • Can I get some thumbs up for no reason, I just really like watching thumbs going up, anyone else retarded out there?

  • ROTF...LMMFOA

    

  • I will massacre you!!!!

  • First...Take a big step back...And literately FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! xD

  • @TheAeroMechanic ಠ,ಠ

    the word is literally. literately means something completely different.

    fucking derp.

  • I will massacar you...I WILL FUCK YOU UPP!!!!

  • Asia Jack lol.

  • best part was left out when he threw the phone back to someone and said "find out who that was"

  • 2 top comments freakin make me cry! XD so funny.

  • 10/10

  • u mad bro?

  • trololololo! lmao

  • Seriously...why do people comment with lines from the video we just watched? I heard it. You are all probably dumbasses who think planking was EVER cool. God yall piss me off.

  • @hotsmudgesundae Why do you say ' yall '? Was it too much effort to say 'you all'? And you don't even have the common sense to put an apostrophe after the Y?Why do you purposely try to look like a redneck?

  • @OliByGolly1 Good one bro. Im proud you got an A in English as a kid. Good for you champ.

  • @hotsmudgesundae A+, bro.

  • "I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!"

  • Oh ok flaming dragon.. fuck face. first, take a big step back and litterly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE !!!!!!

  • Excellent speech. Makes me want to go out and shoot some internationalist narco-cartel zipperheads in the face with a sawed-off shotgun.

    }:-D

  • ok flamming dragon...FUCK FACE

  • i said the same thing talking to a clerk at Mcdonalds

  • DIS IS FAMMING DRAWGON

  • 188 people will need to call the fucking united nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying them

  • Im talking of scorched earth mother fucker, i will masacrate you... I WILL FUCK-YOU-UP!! Cant help laughing when he says that, hahaha

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  • "oh ok, flaming dragon.... fuck face" lol wtf

  • "can you find who that was" lol

  • tom....you mad bro? :3

  • You gonna have to call the fucking United nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you!

    Best Tom Cruise scene ever!!

  • ok flaming dragon literally take a step back and fuck your own face

  • This was Tom Cruise's reaction to south park making fun of him

  • @Fenderbaby2

    This is Tom Cruise.. who am i talking to...

    Hey Tom, its trey parker..

    Oh hey trey, there something you should do for me..

    Whats that?

    Take a big step back and litterally fuck your own face. I dont know what kind of Shit your trying to pull here, making fun of me.. But I suggest you never do that again. or I will rain down a godly fucking fire storm upon you. I am talking scorched earth mother fucker.. I will Massacre you..I will fuck you UP!

    well i guess its back to fart jokes

  • watch?v=SxHTu2A7O2o < check this out

  • DJ Solovey XD

  • Point.Blank Fok U Up intro lol

  • Press 8 7 times and try not to laugh

  • THIS IS FWAMMING DWAGON!!

  • @amierthaqifrulez THE greatest line of the movie. he was pissed man he had to repeat himself three times =)

  • @amierthaqifrulez LMFAO!!

  • press 2 then 8 lol

  • 172 people have to get a binding resolution

  • i'm going to repeat everything in this video the west boro baptist church :)

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  • i love the way tom cruises

  • I am talking scorched earth mother fucker. LOOOL

  • I love it in the movie when hes done yelling, he says: ´´No, we dont negotiate with terrorists´´ and then everyone ablauds xD

  • Nobody can do this like Tom Cruise :D

  • when i first saw this i didn't know it was tom cruise until my friend told me it was him... now i can't watch a tom cruise movie without laughing my ass off XD

  • Why is it only showing how many times I've watched this video, and not everyone else too?

  • 'PAN- PACIFIC BULLSHIT POWERPLAY' AHAHHAAA.HAHA.

  • 168 people this is some sort of PAN-PACIFIC BULLSHIT

  • i had no clue this was tom cruse lolololol

  • @Slaughter619 same thing i just found out XD

  • whats funny about this is that tom cruise would singlehandedly fuck them assholes up lol

    

  • Fucking amazing!

  • .............beep.

    

  • @fatmonkey578 Too late...that was THE Tom Cruise!!!

  • tom is great

  • i always feel like doing this when a telemarketer phones

  • FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Les Grossman would clearly resolve the debt crisis.

    Grossman/Norris 2012! 

  • this guy needs to be president

  • IM TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHER FUCKER! I WILL MASSACER YOU! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!

  • I WILL MASSACRE YOU!!!

  • Your gonna have to call the fuckin UN and get a fuckin binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you LOL

  • @fatmonkey578 You're kidding, right?

  • I love 3 seconds after this he says..."Can you find out who that was?"

  • Cruise wore a fat suit, bald cap and fake hands to create the character, that's why he looks so odd. Anyways, I had my doubts about the man at first, but nowadays, I frickin love him.

  • put the vid on homo. ffs i dont want to see pictures.

  • Scorched earth muther fucker!!! X)

  • take a big step back and literally FUCK YOU OWN FACE

  • Wow he said 8 ''F'' words... AWESOME!!

  • that guy is fucking awsome 

  • I WILL MASSACRE YOU !!!!

  • It's 2011, do you know what video is?

  • @Mangalex28 tropic thunder....

  • FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!

    

  • the asians' face is priceless.

  • the face that the asian guy does when the call ends it's epic.

  • That was Tom cruise?! His arms are weird

  • @ttimothyp16 He's got rubber hands haha.

  • i played the i will fuck u up part cuz sum1 called but it turned out to b my dad -___-

  • I wouldnt know what 2 say after that eather

  • I will fuck you up!!!...........beep!

  • First, take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

  • THIS IS FWAMING DRAGON OK FUCK FACE

  • I WILL FUCK YOU UP

  • I AM TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

  • Les Grossman will FUCK 161 PEOPLE UP!!!!!!!

  • WTF that was tom cruise???..shitt

  • @kush997 dude havent you seen Tropic Thunder??

  • @EvilHarrison i have, i just didn't know les grossman was tom cruise

  • THAT'S HOW OBAMA RUN SHIT IN THE WHITE HOUSE MOTHA FUCKA

  • one of those indian computer phone scams called again today i played this at full volume into the phone... they havent called since

  • FUDGEPACKER

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  • 154 people need to take a big step back...and literally FUCK THEIR OWN FACES!

  • 154 people need to take a big step and literally FUCK THEIR OWN FACES!

  • fuckface

  • This is for pois0ned