I CAN HAS SANTA tape 1

[woolfogg]

good :D

[cjcool91]

Mattg as woody allen = Win

[starstrukk280]

@GallifreyanWolf that was sarcasm buddy....

[Materialgirl1021]

at 0:01 i said NEXT

[FunnyMonkey205]

actually santa did exist, only he didnt fly and go to every house. old saint nick. He was an old man, said to be a saint, that was rich, and every Christmas he would go out and spend his money, and drop gifts into pplz houses through the chimney, and if there bad they get coal. it goes something like that, yea..

[TallTeeny]

haha! i give -1 stars!

[goop9000]

my favorite

[290aiden]

Ya I agree with cheyyy

[sofialove1997]

Isnt that arnie?

[cavedweller1996]

santa's my homeboy

[Cheyy96]

HAHA i choose this one!!!!!

Hey if u pee on him he will look like santa!!!!!!! :P

[MILEYANGELXV]

Hhahaha lmao

[imaginationkid23]

my god, i have no idea what you wrote :O

just leaving a comment, this guy CANNOT be santa, he's tooo NOT santa-type!!

[jamesclub360]

i like this. it's so err

[xMusicFreeak]

HAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fartbombers]

who gives us presents

[Frankthegb]

Our parents O.o

[jagexproductions1]

tottaly this one is amazing

[Archjb74]

santa is too real!!!!

[blackangel4477]

last part is cute lol :) santa is my home boy

[x0BOOB0x]

Yea dat kid dude suckt santa is realy and he ism my home hoy not yours!!! :p

[YurakiANI]

orrible

[johnnylime88]

nooooo lamo lloll

[Chro801]

I loved the message at the end :>

[thedark13angel]

thats so awsome lve it

[200odd300]

Lol! Nerd!

[GambyJunior]

lol nerd

[bender73]

haha u sound kinda like daxflame!

[LNR182]

i love this one

this one!

[harajukubeta]

he rants like woody allen

[mychemplan]

2 kind of boring

[undeadballoon555]

lol i like this one  hahahaha

[ExxyDee]

Hahahahahhahaahahhahahahaahaha­hahahahahaha

[scorpit2]

FAIL

[TheMsMusicluver]

E = MC2 lmao!!!! <3

[thebaggedavenger]

Sounds a little like Christopher Walken...

[lokenderosalvatrucho]

GAY!! NERD!! STUPID!! DUMBASS!!

[Wullhaiithurr]

It's a joke. It's supposed to be stupid. So who's the dumb ass?

[LNR182]

lokenderosalvatrucho IS A RETARD

DO DIE XD

[zachpygott]

hahaha this is soo funny

[RetartedThingsWeDo4U]

this one

[xxALEXandALEXxx]

he looks gay

[DULL4H4N]

so it does your nickname

[zocurtis]

Number 1.

[iallie13]

Haha dont think I pick this guy.

[AlwaysAbnormal]

What if there's more than one Santa? HUH!?!?!1!?!

[twister2777]

yeah!

[shealynn14]

i VOTE THIS ONE

[MourningStarLucifer]

"I'm allergic to urine" xDD

[noskoolskate]

hmm i think sumone needs to get out of the basment more than once a year

[Screaminbeamin]

Santa fell of a fucking in Russian and cracked his head open on some rocks and then wolves ate his.... Disprove that motha fuckas

[derrickchai39]

Nooo

[SemiFilmProductions]

I VOTE ARNIE CRAPCUP!!

[starstrukk280]

santa isnt your average human.

HES MAGIC

therefor he exsists and I win :)

[c1r2b33]

LOL omg!! santa doesn't exst :( Nooo,mothr you've lied to me all these years!why

[Gin132456]

"coming out of his sphincter..."

loool

[Onlinehacker2themax]

the add was for homeless people at 0:10...

[kandaya1]

lol..

[thecooliestcats]

your a dorkkk:)

haha

[BlakesNo1]

santa lives in my basement.

[darkmarc0689]

I saw Santa the other day !! You cant tell he doesn't exist !! I KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

lol :P

[3minutecountdown]

NO SANTAA!????? WHAT THE FUCK.

[MEGHEADASAURAUS]

Good thing you did that at 1:45.

Coulda ruined some kids' hopes & dreams of Santa O:

[toughxlovex]

NO santa? WTF

[H3avyM3talDud3]

This guys gay. Science doesnt prove shit.

[thecooliestcats]

It just a joke:(

[durham97]

dont lie santas real

[XxMainthr33xX]

Hm... hahah.

[JoelRandyGB]

if u get urine on u, then thats perfect! ull swell up and actually be fat like santa!

[rockinitalways95]

NO SHANTA! what!?

[purpleglovez]

hahha this guy could distroy so many kids hopes and dreams through the power of science XP

[MCRPATDFOBRULEZ]

tape #3 or #4

I cant choose!

[BrennaSA]

is this suppost to be harry potter?

i mean the glasses sorta and for a second he had a british accent

[lostalonevanue]

When I read E= MC penis it reminded me on Jon Lajoie lol

[RavenNicole94]

lmfao, me too!

xD

[changedmylife07]

i would swell up like a grape, except without the purple and sweet juicy goodness

[martinkolev4]

2. there are no FLYING deers

[randomnater]

You're right, Martin!

Congratulations, you have won the 'Truth About Santa' prize, which everyone gets if they discover the truth about Santa before the age of ten. All you have to do is travel to the North Pole before 12 hours pass, I would recommend you travel by reindeer.

See you there!

[randomnater]

Now that I think about it, I'd feel pretty bad if you believed my other comment, and actually set out at night to find the North Pole, so yeah, disregard that letter about winning a prize.

[martinkolev4]

well im 9 years old my parents told me the truth about santa that he dosent exist i mean how can this be possible?

1. he cant do it all in 1 night

[JustAddSmith]

for some reason he sounds like Christopher Walken on a few words.

[dudefacecupholder]

RIIIIGHT?!

[itsgr82bLauren]

is it just me or does he have a slight british accent?? haha.

&& before i get a bunch of hate mail and "HE'S CANADIAN!!" im just saying he sounded vaguely british.

hehe.

[faraoseth]

That's because he IS Canadian...Just saying,that's how most Canadians talk.

[IIv3ng4nc3II]

actualy no its not how most canadians talk

[onlymediumcute]

he really didn't lol

[xPershionx]

Omg!! Nerds are so hot xD

[baker099]

Merry Christmas MattG!

[homiepanda22]

ARNIE!!!!!!!! CRAPCUP!!!!!!!!!!

[matBTF]

you fuckin emo

[redmonstaa]

he would for sure be one wicked santa

[cbeewins]

aw i love how he put that message for the kids at the end, that was sweet matt.

[TesDarko]

(: cuteee matty

[cavedweller1996]

ARNIE CRAPCUP!!!

[classicfitl]

Lmao 0

[LoonyLoveBunny]

Santa is real, its called magiccccccc and that helps him get to every house lol

[HL0V3]

LOL i loovee this guy he makes me lol :P

NNNEERRRDDDD

[bloodhawkisawesome]

aRni!!!!

[LindsayMMB]

5 for sex appeal

[Fredriiiica]

SANTA DOES EXIST!!!

[XxAntoinetttxX]

D:  lol

[TheJrMan1]

Lol I'm allergic to urine! XD

[Valeriahx3]

arni?!

[NightRyder101]

im voting for this guy

[Laucheehung]

1000 gallons of rocket fuel coming out of the sphincter LOL

[valy225]

ur parents is santa clause :)) im joking kids santa exist....

[thatgirlmegan]

this one vaguely sounds like arnold schwarzeneger

[lowd10000]

ROFL you look just like this dude that goes to my school but hes not smart and he thinks hes sexy when hes just nasty XD and he laughs like a rooster cockadoodles and he looks like a donkey.

[pilphh]

star trek fan WIN!!!!!

[Crosby4hyg]

wait santa clause doesnt exist..? that was a joke right? he's real isn't he? tell me he's real!!!!!!

[iskatebaker98]

hitler was santa

[lern2sk8]

racist bitch

[NightRyder101]

@lern2sk8 how is he racist

[lern2sk8]

he sad hitler is santa, if he meant the tapes i didnt watch this yet so i didnt know lol, and if it isnt, it means that hitler brought his present killing all jews

[iskatebaker98]

its a joke muther fucka

[egsaraname]

Those glasses are pretty fly.

[ItsLyndsayFool]

Pretty fly for a white guy.

[olivevine538538]

Shun the non-believer.

[MyHar13quinRomanc3]

LMFAO, first ad that comes up? 'Personal Stylist'. <3

[JSManuSniper]

santa died in 1943

[dinsmore1994]

lol at 0:08 he looks like raswell73 lol

[MaisieLousieDyer]

hahahah

if they soiled themselves then he would becaume a true santa :)

[ashXmor]

ARNIEEEE! <3

[KawaiiKat06]

shut up! Santa did exist! :D

[ecwfaithful]

By a history standpoint, you are correct. However, the original St. Nicolas looked quite different from the Santa we are used to. The Santa we are used to was created by Coca-Cola as a mascot.

[KawaiiKat06]

yeah thats what i was referring to, i know he didnt have magical powers but was a really generous man.but still he did exist!:D

[clairebytheway]

ARNIE <3 he's amazing =]

[14nickygirl14]

lol

[Glittajam]

Rofl....

[HannahSpazzface]

Hahahahhaa. :D

[flyersgirl929]

i <3 arnie!!!!

[renatadevin]

I 5 starred them all tooo saxy

[kapito888]

haha cool drawing =D

<33

[cazzelikrueger]

LMFAO why not start on tape 1 though ?

[DovsLifeIsAverage]

Freaking AWESOME. Matt FTW :'}

[thomasg32]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[karatekween33]

matt pwns n00bs

[The2012Show]

cool