Chris Cohen - Citroen Saxo Man

[Jamescharles2k11]

That was added to my favourites straight away! :-)

[r1ckyp33]

haaaa love it i have a saxo and found this song to b rathher funny because alott of people have said i should get this and do that to my car but this song sums up y i dont haha

[19BTEZ]

lol i love the song man i had a saxo never stuck anything on with glue tho lol

[cpotti23]

Hahaha, we need a song for vauxhall corsa man as well!!

[flanno1994]

rest in biggie tupac peace

[flanno1994]

im 17. gettin a vtr an joinin the saxo community!!!!!! ohh yesss. if ya aint gotta saxo u aint gotta life

" he lowered his by a mil or ten, hes written turbo on the side with a marker pen"

[MrAdz1991]

Sounds about right for a saxo lol

[DubsoniX]

lol soo funny, you have to be tallented to come up with rhymes like that. amazing! and im also a saxo man :/

[MiniJoeHo92]

I'm a Citroen Saxo man :D

[CasariMagican]

I am a Saxo man too :D :)

[SikNoize]

To the saxos being the most chavved up cars comment. you obviously live in france because you would have SURELY seen corsas and astras... PIKEYS!

I own a saxo - and itll kick your arse on the track ;)

[dbracing15]

@SikNoize sure it will

[PierreReyesMusic]

"Rest in.. Peas..Peas.."

[Straughany1]

I'm a Citroën Saxo dude :D

[eugenevts]

me too,,, i am a citroen saxo man ^^

[stevo01472]

yeah im a saxo man whoop whoop :D:D big up the saxo massive

[DuttyRiddimz]

to many cold hard truths, although I havent wrote turbo on with marker...i got a turbo badge from a vauxhall

[Ryannn1234]

People taking offence to this make me laughhh. Saxo's are the most chaved up car that exists, and when he's talking about the M3 mirrors and tinted windows he isn't lying, people fail with that shit all the time. In regards to reliability it does all depend on how the car has been treated, and as i said most are owned by chavs so at some point in your saxo's life it has been ragged to shit. And before you ask what car i drive, i drive a saxo, i'm just not blind to the saxo community.

[TheJebusChris]

i've had my 954cc '99 saxo for over 2 years, mileage is at 90,500, its got a cd player to replace the original tape deck, i have 15 inch alloys that were a gift and that is not what i call "modded". the only problems i have EVER had was the horn needed replacing when i bought the car and the air bag light was flashing once due to a little clip together wire under the drivers seat that comes apart easily. fixed that in 3 seconds with a zip tie. saxo's are reliable if you look after them. end of.

[TheJebusChris]

i have had my 954cc '99 saxo for almost 2 years and the only problems i have ever had was the horn needed replacing cos it was old, and the air bag light flashing which is because of a little clip together cable under drivers seat that comes apart easily. problem was fixed in 5 seconds with a cable tie. saxo's are reliable if you look after them. end of.

[ste22pc]

What a GIMP :s

[antonye1104]

106 is nowhere near as nice as a vtr!

[HeffalumpGwilym]

@antonye1104 especially a posi blue vtr ;)

[redXiXpredator]

I have owned 2 saxos and they wo both the worst cars ive EVER owned n ive had a rover 214 for fuck sake hears the list of saxo problems ive had leakey sunroof X2 idle controle valve petrol pump speedo broke petrol gauge broke radiator X2 alternator air bag light flashing lamber sensor light + sensor emobilizer broke rear axel bareings went front end knocking noise rear window motor broke drivers side window cables snaped central locking broke cig lighter stoped working +more

[jazzmann02]

@redXiXpredator mate you had a rover, end of...

[FighterPilot47]

haha complete legend! :L

[benhunt222]

amazing! I have to cut this up and make it my ringtone. lol

[benhunt222]

amazing!

[leejay2005]

shit hot choon man ..

[saxobits]

lol

[eastern11battery]

Who Writes "Turbo" on the side of their car? Seriously! Supercharged FTW!

[JMEpinner91]

hahaha love it

[jackthelad93]

Only cos u drive a peace of shit ! :P

[lfctwentytwo]

chris you are brilliant! i'v been a fan for ages but for some reason only just seen this :\ never ceases to amaze me!

[steviesch55]

haha brilliant man i like it!!

[Calumbiadrummer]

Love it :)

[Wolfenion]

Nice one lol, quality tune. Saxo owning chavs should play this while driving more often, better than the non sense crap they play any day.

[kevin4vicki]

dude this is well funny 

[joshandtammy]

saxo= shit slow and ugly. and total chav car.

this song just sums it up and i love it.

think youve got to do the vauxhall cavalier or calibra next mate. or even nova hahahaha

[PrinceyDj08]

that made me lol... THEME TUNE for sax-p  haha

[whitty2350]

Shout out from sax-p! lol

New theme song guys ha ha

[CrystalLynx]

@whitty2350 SAXP!!

[patterson9991]

the good people at sax-p love this

[rotaxracer73]

@patterson9991 Good ol sax-p!

[CrystalLynx]

@patterson9991 We do aha!

[TheBigZatch]

Haha Well funny

[NicoleInLove]

i love my saxos :D

[DesiGuNDaM]

haha that was funny....

[barnzyuk]

Awesome!

[nelsonr32]

The song cracked me up. and on another note you are a obviously seriously talented writer!

[diddyunderscore76]

@ 8jinksy8 - yeah they are the same car but u can tell that mor time has gone into the 106 just by looking at the dash. and its such a better shape than the shatso.

[eddnichols1]

saxo's are fucking shite, awesome vid!

[whitty2350]

@eddnichols1

Ill agree to that the day i get burnt off by a Fiesta S(hi)T

[mattlane91]

niiccceeee.

[icehockeypuk]

hahah!

[lawler2k9]

fukin hilarious!!

[Vacho13]

I'm a Saxo man!

[sandrahaha123]

Fucking A!!! mate!!!

[goodatcrashing]

Watched this when it first arrived on youtube and it still cracks me up! Absolutely brilliant! Couldnt be more true.

[ethlis]

saxo's deserved to be in a scrap yard as a box of metal. quality song! so true!

[MrJordroxx]

Saxo 4 Lyf but gotta laugh at this!!

[cameron6355]

PEAS HAHAAHAHA

[cameron6355]

Its awsume :) plus its just for a laugh people carm down its brilliant very clever man

[shaunirvine1]

x factor

[subzero386]

Yeah go on Britains got Talent!

[BillyWizzY2K]

lol get on britains got talent!

[ipsdrummer]

brilliant!

[jamiejames12345]

Id just like to point somthing out to malemelonhead. You make out your this big car enthusiast, but you clearly have no respect for anyone else's pride and joy. There are alot of cars I see modified out there that im not particularly a big fan of, but you have to respect the time and money thats gone into them. And no, doing an apprenticeship does not make you an expert. Ive learned from experience that if your self taught you end up learning a hell of alot more than someone that is educated.

[grubbs123]

jamiejames12345 i do agree that working on things yourself does lets you learn alot more then just being told what to do, i dont agree with the other bit of your comment, if these people do such things to their cars they should be open to praise AND critisms! however some people are a little over the top when putting across there opinion, and oh how i love this video !!!

[shaunirvine1]

french shite :) lol renault clio wiliams now thats a half decent french car,astra gsi turbo all the way or delsol vtec jap import :)

[jonnieknoxville]

quality song and video!

[JPA07777]

Lmfaaoooo!!

[egon2875]

"he's got mirrors from a beemer stuck on wiv gluuuuuuuuue" Rofll...love it..:D

[craig1gk]

ive got a saxo :p this songs quality though :)

[munchulike]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp­pppppppppp

[kingasam]

This guy is a genius!

[steandhel]

mate you should be on prick idol !

[cougav6]

FLMAO how true!!!!!!

[BillyWizzY2K]

lol this is awesome, i've got a saxo but thought i'd be different by NOT modifying it :P

[BraintreeBoi69]

haha that is quality

[wattywatson123]

hahaha i love this! all the saxo i see are done up to fail!

[dhdonkey]

so funny and so true

[omgtomas]

this is amazing.

this guy is pure genius...

[CryForMe]

hahaahahaha win.

this song is epic.

[Brind9562]

omg, this is all sooo true, "so dam darn ill" lmao

[lewisTHC]

Lmao, my saxo is just like this hahaahah

[iHeadache]

hahaha quality

[jaeuk]

this is the funniest thing i've heard in ages could have also been about fiesta and clio owners LOL Keep stuff like this coming

[adam1964]

I hate you. i had a saxo, and now a fiesta!

its not a chav car, but i agree on the clio front

[Cammy003]

ahah man, gota agree - awesome song (from a saxo owner)

sounds like what real chavs actually do

[sirsideways]

5/5 from a saxo owner lol

[nimrod857]

<3 saxos

J x

[goodsum15]

ok you've STARTED a 4 year course, yeh i bet u know everything then. and an aprenticeship, wow thats a real qualification. that makes u a big man right?

this 'piggyback turbo' sounds rather stupid.. air passes thru one turbo then another? 2nd one does very little. cant b half as effective as twin

[Ashboes]

@goodsum15 Oi shut it mate, you're running when you know fuck all!

[GrimReaper190]

Chav...

[goodsum15]

omg malemelonhead u talk some crap lol. as already pointed out... what is a piggyback turbo? u made that up by the sounds of it. also ecu chip? wow u bought something for 99p off ebay i guess... to top it off, ur 'performance' motor has a K&N, yep.. cant get no better than the halfords fav

[malemelonhead]

when you do 2 years doing a light vehicle apprentiship and then another 2 doing motorsport at college and start a 4 yr university course doing motorpsort come back to me and tell me im wrong. its you that knows fuck all mate!

and to yours and other people questions a piggy back turbo is another turbo mounted on your existing turbo so there isnt 4 pipes under the bonnet like there would be on a normal twin turbo car, also you can tune your turbo's for a diffrent RPM range so no turbo lag.

[Ashboes]

@malemelonhead All those course are good for designing but not practical work, I know because I'm on the N/C Motorsport Engineering Course at college and I learnt more on my two weeks work experience than I have done in the past year.

Isn't the "Piggy Back" Turbo also known as a Bi-Turbo, for low RPM to eliminate the turbo lag?

Not having a dig mate, just putting my views out there :)

[lsotm]

you was 20?

you're fucking joking mate hahaha

[IOMBMW]

Great video! Sums up the Saxo drivers that are around where I live!

[ilogikmr2]

very very good.

[samgrosset]

Good effort!

[skerr661]

Not all saxos are for boy racers. The VTS is far from a slow car and look amazing standard, Maybe just lowerd

[GtstTypeM]

Saxos are still gay

[000Ru000]

fagz

[ricsto]

They really don't look amazing. hahaa

[Blongers1]

LISP

[jackj101]

your the man chris

[leewink]

LOL, the new race of "the barry in the nova", nuff said.

[malemelonhead]

citroen saxo's are shocking i have finnally found someone that has the same level of hatred as me im boy racer and proud boys but saxo's are balls i drive a done up hyundai accent ive raced saxo's quarter mile and they are as slow as they look saxo's are shocking and too expensive im loving your work chris cohen i think your amazing!!!!!

[areyouoffit]

you must of been racing some 1.1 saxos matey or something, the fastest hyundai accent nails 0-60 in 10.0 seconds

vts would piss all over you and a vtr would still beat you

i dont have a saxo myself ive got a 306 but imho hyundai accents are disgusting cars.

[Leedsboii14]

good, no-one cares. tell it to top gear

[areyouoffit]

shhh kid.

[Leedsboii14]

shhh nerd

[areyouoffit]

lol, kk 'boii'

[paulieboy1990]

i cant agree more lol i have a 1.4 and i have smoked hyundai accents i had 1 1.5 accent when i passed my test thay are shit!! lol

[malemelonhead]

ok mate well my Mvi accent has a stock turbo but with a little help from its piggy back turbo which outputs around 50-60 bhp combined with my pace intercooler , ecu chip, performance ignition set , fuel flow managment systems with bored out cylinders and k&N air filters with performance exhuast custom made from manifold to the tip all stainless steel and i know my cars as i am a mechanic and i piss all over saxos they are shocking cars!

[wilbur2486]

Mate you are the type of guy that Chris is ripping! ha ha ha ha

[malemelonhead]

no im not mate my car is not for street shitty boy racers who think there shit 1.1 saxos are good when there not my car is for drag racing and thats all mate its road legal but i used it on the strip not at mcdonalds car park!!!!

[wilbur2486]

You can't actually be for real surely??

[malemelonhead]

why not after all i know a guy has an accent and he did a 9.42 sec quater mile and hit 142 mph in that time and yeah im seroius about it and its what my dad did in his ford capri before he died so im just doing my dad proud and i take a lot of shit people thinking im a sad immature boy racer!

[000Ru000]

what's a piggyback turbo?

[leximus1983]

you chat shit mate gtfo

[whitty2350]

@malemelonhead Melonhead is Obviously a Melonhead- Not many cars will be faster in a straight line or round a track than a turbo'd vts you ignorent ,no brained, biased, big-headed, boy-racing-wanna-being, butt sucking batti boi!

[crazycoleman118]

@whitty2350 you sir are a cunt

[F1X0R121]

Friend of mine some how sunk a v8 in one. That goes pretty quick.

[supashoopa]

coz hyundai accents are SO much better lool

[8jinksy8]

LMAO the only thing racing is your blood pressure, because a VTS would wipe the floor with you. And thats standard!

Could only imagine what a VTS turbo would do to you and your big ego.

[mcphee1888]

Shut Up Ya Tadger

[Iamthekingofbeans]

it'd go bang, smoke a lot, piss out oil then have you kneeling at the side of the road crying

[8jinksy8]

Bang? Smoke? Oil? sounds like you have blown your engine and gearbox.

Grow up and get a life little boy

[Iamthekingofbeans]

I don't think that would be my problem cause i wouldn't want to be associated with a french piece of shit like that.

You're telling me to get a life over a youtube comment? Wow, looks like someone's in dire need of taking their own advice.

[lilcow418]

My Civic VTI will wipe the floor with ur saxo m8 before its hits vtec lol

[8jinksy8]

Yeah it probably would. But then who is the boy racer chavy idiot?????? Tis you sir

[schon74]

lmfao!!!

[ashwallace1987]

FPMSL

[benniturd]

Fucking legend.

[samjackets]

poo

[samcreed666]

one of the funniest videos ive seen!!! wicked lyrics and catchy tune. u should put it on itunes!!!

[glenben92]

Shame charvs spoil Saxo's to be honest. Apart from that i reckon they're okay for a first car. The bastards! Wicked vid

[CorsaSXiBlack]

lmao my mates have saxos

[tubesnube]

brilliant

[romanmoney]

saxp is full of chavs!!!!

[CurtSD26]

Must be joking. Have lexus lights, body kit or a spoiler and you get lynched.

[supashoopa]

i heard you can redeem yourself with m3 mirrors?

[CurtSD26]

nope have to be pretty much standard now to not get slagged off. Its almost like barry boys

pug306 wooo :P

[tinytitch12]

fuk of u cunt, no itz not

[JuggyLuggs]

@romanmoney have you actually been on sax-p most of them have a pure hatred for chavs and all the mods that chavs slam on them such as lexus light stupid bodykits and huge massive 17s then have stupid sized subs in the boot

[duffy123]

lmao excellent man

[ollieprice]

haha its really good !!!

[themask70]

Awesome stuff

[kazgee]

Awesome man

[hodgi69]

class!!

[moono1]

hahaha brilliant mate love it. Love the high notes. As everyone says soooo true.

[doopt94]

How do you do that? It was excellent.

[xGOOCHo]

lmaoooo - my saxo ent that bad tho ;)

[Krisvaux]

Haha this describes my cousin Louis Baines' Paxo, Chavin it!

[Modifiedmatty]

hahahah bloody love it!!!!!

[NitroMaximus]

Shout from EAMCC love this song moral of the story is buy a 106 !!

[8jinksy8]

A Peugeot 106 is exactly the same car as a Saxo, just different panels.

[Sjtephann]

@8jinksy8 ; and its slower.

[crazycoleman118]

@8jinksy8 so its not exactly the same.....

[wilbur2486]

That was the best thing I have ever heard! I know a guy with a Saxo that is JUST LIKE THAT!

[123ezza123]

amazing... PEA'S

[nic0dem8D]

haha kool

[spiderxjz]

That's pretty damn good. And so, so true.

[freshsi165]

you sir.. are a absouloute legend my man

this video has actualy made my day

have 5* and stuffs

[kilted06yass]

haha brilliant

[baker556]

HAHA thats well funny mate  !

[xXLilLulabellXx]

haha funny so you have a rappin side dawg !! lol finished in th uk btw ! it aint htat good but i will send it anyway