WHAT A STORY MARK

[Rositaspace]

He has very small eyes it's like he can barely see anything.. and barely act obv

[MrMaskhead]

cool story Mark!

[starwarsnerd100]

ha ha that's not funny you sick fuck

[Emigdiosback]

"... the firework blew up and destroyed my friend's nuts."

"Ahaha, what a story, Mark!"

[NeCacaluXuxultic]

YO! The guy in Red looks just like TheArchFiend!!!!! XD!!!!

[OriginalLemming]

The most fucked up thing is that he's laughing about some woman getting beaten up.

[dirtbiker0232]

I definetly have breast cancer, what a story Lisa's mom haha ha

[darkwolf9877]

Not just any street.... GUERRERO Street....

Shit just got real

[ShinyLucarioFTW]

Hahahah, watershtoreeMawrk :B

[AmericanBadass44]

"...the plane hit the World Trade Center. And that's how my father died."

"Ahaha, what a story, Mark!"

[TheSonicChaotix]

@AmericanBadass44 Yeah you can say that again... alien-man.

[myrealnameislevi]

Ahahahaha, what a story, mark!

im so happy i have you as my friend, andilovelisasomuch,

ANYWAYS hows your sex life?

[SpongeSebastian]

"I used to know a girl. I beat her up so bad she ended in the hospital."

"Haha! What a story, Chris Brown."

[MissAnthrope00]

"Errbody betray me. I fed up with this whirl! "

"Ahaha, what a story, Tommy!"

[thatcoolasiankidjake]

Hahaha Thats not funny u sick fuck

[Bdubu92]

water store remark

[Hipstoprockathon]

how the hell was that story funny?

[NeverSTFUproductions]

"Ahaha, what a story, Mark!"

"Yeah, you can say that again."

...

"Ahaha, what a story, Mark!"

[Metaltherebel92]

Whatever solarsystem Wiseau comes from, they sure can`t act there..

[LynkxMan]

"I'm so happy I have you as my friend, andIloveLisasomuch"

[greatunknowableevil]

How does he talk without moving his lips?

[mpoke10]

99:99



[mpoke10]

12:20

[iTattyBojangles90]

ahahaha water store remark.

[megamanrocks99]

0:09 for Tommy Wiseau's epic face.

[FalcisUltima9]

HAHA COOL STORY MARK

[CorporalDogmeat]

0:09

His mouth barely moves.

[jergenx]

......and I love lisa so much

[PhantomBolt]

AND I LUFF LISA SO MUFF

[dexito]

Why does tommy sounds as if he is being dubbed?

[Polip103]

@dexito because he dubbed it himself

[0180917]

"I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys...one of them found about it, and she took an arrow to the knee."

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

Seriously, does this guy ever move his lips more than 2 inches?

[htd0417]

Only this weirdo would laugh at a story about a woman being hospitalized by her boyfriend.

[aristarhos2]

- I used to know a girl she lived in the woods with seven dwarfs.Then she ate a poisoned apple and died.

- Hahaha, what a story Mark.

[WrinklySpider]

What a stork mark

[LordXamot]

Water story Mark.

[darlagoddesshate]

What a story mark, haha abuse is funny 

[TanoBrati]

Is that a canvas in the background?

[KinkyOnkel33]

"Wiseau overdubbed many of his own lines for unknown reasons, with the new dialogue not matching up to the movements of his character's mouth." (taken from wikipedia). Do you think he overdubbed something with, "What a story, Mark"? - I really don't think it looks like he says "what a story Mark." in this scene

[JesterUK2]

@KinkyOnkel33

Whatever is going through that man's mind, we will never understand it.

[PsychopathMisfit]

@JesterUK2 Whatever it is, it is genius.

[HeavyIsShit]

Is no girl she'ah dozen guys...one of them found out beat her up so bad she hadta hospital groero street.

[ddotduffy]

how does he say mark without his lips touching?!?!?!?

[Jmarley912]

"She ended up in a hospital"

"hahahaha what a story mark"

Wtf?

[SryderNintyThree]

the fuck is with everybody else being in time and then the fucking directors voice is all fucked...worst movie ever made...tommy wiseau should be killed

[bigdaddyshit]

god hes terrible at acting

[lancsno1]

Press 5 to see Tommy get tossed off by Mark

[battlep0t]

Press 4 to hear Tommy Wiseau laugh about rape.

[zerohero0520]

keep pressing 2 for chewing and 3 for batshit. lolz.

[oldschool657]

its not what a story mark it was actually water store remark

[bbhaver]

LMFAO how is that a funny story. This is so awesome

[QueenCobraRowdySarah]

"hahaha thats not funny you sick fuck"

[OzzyBlackSabbathBeta]

Water store remark

[theblitz8]

HAHAHAHA

[MattVariety]

His mouth doesn't even look like he's saying anything.

[OrkotheDorko]

Press 6 quickly a few times for a Porky Pig impression.

[TheRealCMeta]

"That's not funny, you sick fuck" -Nostalgia Critic

[petethespud]

"Yeah I was just reading up about the Holocaust. Over six million Jews were killed in horrific ways, it's really harrowing to read about."

"Hahaha, what a story Mark!"

[BasicEvil18]

Cool story, Mark. Tell it again.

[sgljc]

Press 3 for batshit.

[sammyboi11890]

WATER STORE REMARK.

[TheNintendAlex]

ahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahaha­ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaha­hahahahaahahahahhahahahhahahah­ahahhahahahahahahahhaha......w­ait where is the funny part?

[MontrealCharlie]

WATER STORY MARK

[ChilldudeVS]

"She ended up in a hospital"

"Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man"

[Yabuturtle]

Press 3 and Mark says "Batshit" Perfectly explains this movie.

[sikokiller12]

"I'm so Happy i have you as my Best Friend, and i love Lisa so much."

Wow that was the most random line in history.

[GeminiBreaker]

@sikokiller12 More like epic ironic foreshadowing! 

[beirch]

@sikokiller12 Not if you watch the whole scene.

[randomovieguy]

@beirch lets be honest: it still doesn't make sense if you watch the whole scene. the whole film doesn't even make sense :P

[lancsno1]

@sikokiller12 foreshadowing at it's finest

[robbydamusicman]

@sikokiller12 So how's your sex life?

[sikokiller12]

@robbydamusicman

I cant tell you that, its confidential. lol

[TheBallsOfABeaver]

@sikokiller12 no i think "so anyway hows your sexlife" tops it

[mega48man]

@sikokiller12 watch the whole movie "cool...so how is your sex life?"

[AddisonLea]

I will now say this instead of "cool story bro".

[CuseFan100]

@AddisonLea "HAHAHA what a story Mark"

[Doommaster1994]

Water Store Remark.

[Kryptnyt]

You guys totally take it out of context. It wasn't funny that she was in a hospital; it was funny because the hospital was on guerrero street. Good times happen there

[MallarRallam]

Uhaha, water store remark.

[greegry]

OH REALLY? THANK YOU! WHAT A SHTORY MAHK!

[KaiRobert]

"I'm so happy I have Hugh as my best friend."

[ryanprior83]

This already is the new cool story bro. Use it all the time.

[jdolaktv]

"and on that day, when so many innocent bunnies died....not a single fuck was given"

"hahaha what a story Mark"

[pythonman7]

"and so the scene was so bad it was mocked on the internet for many years after its release"

"hahaha, what a story Mark."

"Yeah, you can film that again..."

[ScrubmanLowell]

"I'm so happy you're my friend Mark, and I love Lisa!"

[404namenotfound1]

One day I was able to get up, after gathering all my strength. I wanted to see myself in the mirror hanging on the opposite wall. I had not seen myself since the ghetto.

From the depths of the mirror, a corpse gazed back at me.

The look in his eyes, as they stared into mine, has never left me.

"Hahaha, what a story Mark."

[Ichiboy900]

"Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these."

"Hahaha, what a story Mark 10:14!"

[DaReelDeal]

@Ichiboy900 this seriously had me in tears from laughter. Bravo to you sir

[AkiZivina344]

She was outcasted. The lukewarm light of the full moon shone upon her mind as she took a leap from the window. Her tears were now engraved in her beautiful face as they sped away into the night. When she finally hit the ground no one saw it and no one cared. She died unloved... And for what? One soul faded into despair,and,blacker than pitch,will never find solace...'

'Hahaha,what a story,mark!'

[xxxbelivexxx]

this should be the new "cool story, bro"

[SIngli6]

I think M. Night Shyamalan has found his perfect leading man

[GamingWithRobin]

"and thats the story about holocaust."

"hahaha what a story mark"

[CENTRINOaki]

The foreshadowing. Oh the sweet, sweet foreshadowing.

[pieguyfry22]

Yeah you can say that again!

*press 5*

[HeadNodsEargasm]

cool story bro!

[metabog]

Yeah you can say that again.

*repeat forever*

[blaxrader112]

100s of children were found buried in a junkyard; each molested and tortured, before finally being left to die of thirst.

"HAHA what a great story Mark"

[vince225566]

Press 9 repeatedly

[drhoneybadger]

He's such a terrible actor and writer. It's like he's never experienced social interaction ever.

[HannaTheMovieFTW]

press 5 for `What a story Mark!`

[PwningNoobs12]

Tommy Wiseasu...the inventor of Cool story bro

[imbobsaget]

"I'm sleeping with your fiancee"

"Hahaha, what a story Mark. Anyways, hows your sex life?"

[BunganutScrew]

press 3 for batshit

[emptycowful]

he acts like he never hears anyone all movie long

[TheJakeEinstein]

Keep pressing 6 for Sex

[PIarin]

Keep pressing 2 to make Mark chew.

[kilkolio]

im so happy to have u has a best friend?

and i love lisa so much?

how'd that come out? hes happy mark makes funny stories? WTF is this

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

'And this is the hand that caused all the trouble'

'hahaha, what a story Mark.'

[BirdofSaxony]

what a stork

[CleverSleazoid8]

Keep pressing 9 for a massage.

Keep pressing 5 for the happy ending.

[tenltd]

This will replace "cool story bro"

[GmanGregilla]

@tenltd Bang on!

[555misio]

Water store remark.

[polopolopolo95]

"I'm so glad that I have you as my best friend and I love Lisa so much." Boy, is he gonna be upset.

[RyanKaufman]

So Tommy is happy that he has a friend like Mark who tells him about women getting beat up and sent to hospitals? What the fuck...

[miam1672]

press 8 really fast to get bosom

[xxxItAllEndsxxx]

Who the hell is "Marf"?!

[dtanobo]

should be the new cool story bro

[Schizima]

"I am so happy I have you as a best friend

and I love Lisa so much"

FORESHADOWING!

[Ryuhza]

@Schizima

Tommy Wiseau is a BRILLIANT writer/actor/director/producer

[lancsno1]

@Schizima at its finest you may add ;)

[drewcox010101]

press 3 for "bat shit" or "bad chedder"

[elliottchrist]

He's laughing because domestic violence is hilaaaaaaaarious.

[Magmetor7]

Press 4 over and over for Johnny laughing at being called a creep.

[rockerhead247]

Press 1 over and over for "duh"

Press 2 over and over for chewing

Press 3 over and over for head bob and "bash"

Press 5 over and over for Wiseau's audition for the "chocolate is the symbol of love" scene.

Press 6 over and over for Johnny hissing.

And that's about it.

[jpf1138]

press 2 over and over for lolz

[notpeterhansen]

Does this guy know how to build up betrayal or what.

[MrSaltyFrogs]

press 4 for mark calling Johnny a creep... and johnny just confirms it...

[CookProductions1]

Tommy Reviews The adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

[PerversionsOfNature]

0:12 ... Thanks for the exposition!

[blmn564]

A video of Sweetie Belle saying, "That's such a sweet story" is in the related videos.

Hahaha, what a story Applebloom.

[purplefishman]

"I know a girl, she thought an evil cult was after her unborn baby. But it turned out her husband was actually the devil, and she gave birth to the Antichrist."

"Haha, what a story Mark !"

[DracoMaster]

He most certainly can say that again, that line was horribly dubbed.

[dragonkeeper19600]

@DracoMaster Wiseau: "Oh can I? Thank you."

[DaltonSanitarium]

...andIlofflisasomuch

[TheJakeEinstein]

hehehe, Thats not funny you sick FUCK

[segarocks31]

Pressing 5 over and over is wonderful on this video

[farrarjr3]

@segarocks31 I can't stop laughing!!

[melikeit23]

Hahaha garero street!!! Hahaha

[MegaPsplayer]

hahaha that's not funny you sick fuck.

[TheVeryDarkLady]

That's not funny. That's not funny at all you sick *beep*.

[TheIslammiracle]

'and so by the end of the day, 50 blind children died in that fire..'

'hahaha, what a story mark..'

[kissthestar189]

'I definitely have breast cancer'

'Hahaha, what a story Claudette.'

[trappeddark1]

Also, I love Jesus a month.

[trappeddark1]

COOL STORY BRO!!!!!!

[GigawingsVideo]

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[shahoney]

has anyone ever questioned if Mark is more retarded than Johnny? i mean, you're only really insane if you're best friends with someone like Johnny........

[uke52]

tommy looks like he's getting a BJ the thumbnail

[Reedoxpoop]

this is my favorite movie quote

[SixesNSevensS]

these comments are actually making me laugh!!! Good shit

[WREQUIEM]

@SixesNSevensS keep your stupid comments in your pocket

[senshi85]

@KikyoChanXD omg your comment made me laugh so much thank you. :)

[weds9994]

AM SO HAPP I HAFUSE MY BES FRIEND

[lukesouth16]

My favourite part was the bit that was disturbing.