Memoriable and Amazing Marine Corps stories

[Dominikki86]

I lmao when he impersonated Jackson's voice, if that's how he sounds for real then he sounds a lot like Deputy Dog.

[boyblack13]

Lol, thats hilarious.Marine corps Bootcamp for me was a traumatic experience. The hardest thing I had ever went through. I'm glad you guys were able to get some fun out of it, lol. Although I did have a few funny moments in bootcamp.

I remember I got yanked off the toilet by a Drill instructor while taking a shit....not cool, lol.

[Arwinie]

"If gays are this athletic, why not recruit em all? we'll kill errbody!" Lmao! How the fuck are they so funny and they aren't even trying

[yahoopl3]

What the fuck does memoriable mean, you idiots? You two are lucky you're hilarious, because you are some stupid mother fuckers.

[BDFPA]

@yahoopl3 Worth remembering or easily remembered, but you spelt it wrong, memorable.

[yahoopl3]

@BDFPA I was mocking the title of the video, and it's spelled, not spelt, you stupid fuck. 

[emilpenkov969]

@yahoopl3 Sorry to say this but.... I think you are the stupid one.

[yahoopl3]

@emilpenkov969 Think? I don't think you are capable of thinking, and I'm not sorry to say that.

[emilpenkov969]

@yahoopl3 :D O, no i'm so Buttheart. I think I'm gonna cry. ;(

[yahoopl3]

@emilpenkov969 well stop sticking that dildo up your ass then son lmao

[emilpenkov969]

@yahoopl3 Sorry to disappoint you but... I'm not gay and I don't have a dildo.

[yahoopl3]

@emilpenkov969 you should let your boyfriend know, not me

[emilpenkov969]

@yahoopl3 I don't have a boyfriend. I don't know if this is normal for you, but I guess it's ancestral in your family to be gay. :D

[yahoopl3]

@emilpenkov969 hmmm...more projection. Have you ever discussed these issues about being an inbred cocksucker with your psychiatrist, or can mommy and daddy not afford one for you?

[emilpenkov969]

@yahoopl3 You continue to amaze me. I told you, I'm not gay so go find your soul mate somewhere else. Stop posting me like some pedophile gay bastard, I have other things to do than answer cocksucker's pathetic comments.

[yahoopl3]

@emilpenkov969 More projection. I find your attraction to me to be very pathetic. Why are you constantly so fixated on homosexuality?  Are you still a closet queen? Does your father go down to the basement and beat you when he finds your gay porn? What is it?

[emilpenkov969]

@yahoopl3 Dude are you one of those gay psychopaths?! I told you... go find your soul mate somewhere else. Stop stalking me, I'm not gay! :D

[yahoopl3]

@emilpenkov969 so now you are a gay psychopath and projecting it onto me? You need to get help. It's fine that you are gay but stop pushing it onto other people, and stop your stalking. Get your parents to take you to a shrink.

[emilpenkov969]

@yahoopl3 OMG Can you fucking read? Obviously NO. Now I'm started to think you're crazy. If I saw you in real life I'd bang the shit outta you. Got that?!

[hixung17]

hahaha kevin you were jealous of that blue eyed, blond haired white lil dude. that cute lol

[weiwei6969]

kevin was jealous about the cute lil white boy lol

[cdoggyfizzle]

"i woke up to a commotion.." uh oh..

[cdoggyfizzle]

You guys came along way with cameras.

[WaLkNCaNvAs]

"if gays are this strong recruit them all will kill everybody!!" loll

[nac00nac]

drinking game. 1 shot every time they say dude. 2 shots every time he says man. good luck

[calebp17]

@nac00nac hahaha thats a good one

[sunioj700]

@nac00nac lol thats like 200 drinks in 7 minutes

[detinUretsehcnaM]

that's too bad that he got kicked out, I can totally see him in Afghanistan sniping some towel heads, and he headshots one and his brains splatter all over the place and he's like "Oh dear! I made a mess!"

[Whettel]

looks like someone had a crush! lol

[hekticadlay]

feed me pills 

[DanBiber]

ohh two cleveland browns!

[sharpeeye1975]

After he was caught in the bathroom he was renamed "Action Jackson".

[Adrizzle]

tyrone jackson?

[Seneta0fficial]

Did your serve in Iraq or Afganistan?

[4thDimensionGemini]

Love these guys!

[Aj007cool]

Ctfu Well fuck u then Jackson!

[taylorbran123]

haha talking how he loves his ole gay bunk mate then talking about the cute white guy haha that was good....perfect.

[taylorbran123]

i feel like having a twin would be like a best friend copy of myself.

[1Mafioso4]

What does he mean by "packing the dude"?

[xDESTROYERx101]

@1Mafioso4 putting the mushroom tip in his ass

[hnic1337]

@1Mafioso4 Having anal sex with him....

[oCOSMICeyes]

@1Mafioso4 Packing mean fucking,, as in "packing your girl". In the context of what hodge is saying, is that the guy was gay, hence "packing the dude".

[HSVIRK]

LOL @ not knowin' he was gay from the way he spoke....

[avor]

you guys ever make out?

[jahamaica03]

hey yall neva ansa the question at the top? :)

[martaajoku1]

@jahamaica03 lol I noticed that too

[The24thHour]

Man

[taztyxtac]

ha ha ha ha ha I could hang out wit u 2 all day errday yall funny as shit. jackson got jungle fever.

[KrispyShiznay]

Jackson was black? Blackson.

[supersaiyanvegeta013]

haha! a gay action jackson! lmao!!

[nblonigan44]

"Well fuck you then Jackson!!" Lmao

[AaronNathanMiller]

YOU NEED MORE STORIES!!!!

[cowboysfromhell159]

ima lose weight n join da marines you guys are my insperation 

[iamnumber1200284]

yo, what part of VA y'all from? Heads from 757/804 don't sound like that...u gotta be closer to Kentucky

[getbackonthefield]

what was yalls MOS?

[Aj007cool]

We Want HodgeTwin Stories!!!!

[dreraw13]

Why u dont tell mo stories likes this? I reely likes ur stories. An if u ant got no mo stories then mak'em up I knw u jus dat guud!!!!

[xSexyK]

Hey guys! I really enjoy your stories! Please do more! It doesn't even matter if it's real or not! Just don't tells us it's fake! I love your stories, all the things you guys do and you guys are REALLY funny! Keep up the work! You guys got some real original funny shit. You guys are the best entertainment EVER. I watch you guys whenever I'm bored. You guys kill Tv,Video games, everything! Keep it up guys! Respect!

[p8chill]

"well fuck you then jackson!" LMAO

[ScarfaceJameZ]

ROFL:'Jackson was gay!'

[AGazaMiSeh]

The word is feminine hogdetwins.

[drnguyen]

5 dislikes was from jimmy struthers



[AirBentleyx]

justin beiber was gettin packed lol

[DJTinez13]

i wonder if they knew a guy named manning in the marines cause if they did that was my 5th grade teacher in 2008

[TheJuantheGr8]

"Well, FUCK YOU THEN, JACKSON! >:O" BEST LINE! XD

[michaelc5876]

packing...lol gets me every time

[michaelc5876]

packing...lol gets me everytime

[reptilefansvalterry]

"if gays are this athletic why not recruit em all wel kill everybody!" lmao

[babygirlreddred]

Funny video but at Kevin talking about the cute blue eyed blonde hair white boy and being upset that Jackson wasn't his friend, not touching that one smdh

[drvenhrd46]

hoooo rahhh!

[santana56101]

this guy sounds like clevland from family guy

[JosiahSCooper]

You guys are awesome. 

[DW1014]

All we need now is a camp fire

[cocoisthe1]

@hodgetwins You tell on Jackson Kevin? Jealous motherfucker! Lol

[collegejus]

Was Jackson kinda blind??? Cause Kev is fine...maybe he just knew he couldn't top fine Kev...lol. :)

[RayWilliamJohansen]

have you guys ever dated the same girl to freak her out

[FernandoMendoza775]

@RayWilliamJohansen Aw man, I thought that was the real RayWilliamJohnson. /:

[jerkoff71]

u guys were marines

[Wickedthtz]

QUESTION...WHY THESE BUTT PIRATES JUST PITCH IN AND BUY A TRIPOD? INSTEAD OF BITCHIN ABOUT HOLDING THE CAM? SMH

[Zhucci]

man

[ooooBJoooo]

OH GOOD !...KEVIN DIDN'T HAVE NO SPECIAL AID CLASSES TODAY ?... OH OH OH TELL US HOW JACKSON FUCKED YOU IN YOUR ASS, KEVIN ??? YOU LEFT THAT PART OUT !

[ooooBJoooo]

OH GOOD !...KEVIN DIDN'T HAVE NO SPECIAL AID CLASSES TODAY ?

[23dude32]

hahaha when he says "dumb asssssssssss" well funny.....

[sexyjameel]

Thats Cause Bein' Gay, Doesn't Change Him From Bein' a Man. . . .

But Kevin You are Too Funny.!!! You Was Pissed, He Was Chillin' WIt Tha Blue Eyed Boy.! lls

[6156pac]

@sexyjameel lmao i was thinking the same thing

[sophron7]

wait, how is that a sad story? You never saw your buddy again? Your brother just said you were jealous because he wasn't your buddy because he was always hittin' up the white boy.

[gootch420]

yeaaaa "maaan"!

[mikeNbackbay]

this otherwise straight talking gay dude loves some Hodge, um, it is okay.

[mikeNbackbay]

they talk to the camera, fools. hush dumbfuck. I don't buy em.

[sonotquiet]

Awe ya'll cute as hell.

[latin11368]

That was a great story. Thanks for explaining the boot camp jargon, I was kind of missing the point.

[bhstwo]

Hey whats up! I loved your channel!

Its cool. Check out mine! Stay in touch. Hope you got my friend request! Maybe you can sub thanks This is for everybody that see this

[11CUB11]

STORYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OSexyShortStuff]

Haha that happend in my platoon this summer. But they were females. Needless to say the Drill Instructors found out but they just left it as was and never wanted to hear about that or everyone would pay.

[bP112]

lol u guys kinda remind me of bert an errnie from sesame st

[xdawpax]

C co. Platoon 1002 Paris Island! no matter how much you explain people will never know unless they've been there. Semper Fi

[cometblazin]

Awwh!! Kevin sorry u losted ur buddy that would have been a cute story if yall hucked up !!

[ccook03]

Ya'll MFs is crazy...Fellow Marine and Current Afro representor...given ya'll a shout out

[AmazinAriBaby]

"yall didn't sleep in the same bed?"

"Naw man, this is boot camp" lmao!!!

[lillykimdc]

love your stories guys:)

[manyiako]

ice cube's brother's

[kaikahitonari]

damn, that white boy. Poor jackson. where were you guys stationed at?

[freddiedel]

Well sometimes you the bug sometimes you the windshield. Sounds like Jackson was always the windshield.

[softball1grl]

o wow lmao

[jmppd]

lol!!!get the gays !we'll kill them all!

[eloyarizona]

man

[eloyarizona]

MAN! lmfao

[jaxonrivers]

I love your accents!! You two are so sexy!! And so funny! BITCH?! lol

[ubttrwork]

I think they are married. They both got a ring on it.

[swalker0116]

OMG there's 2? i need a second to gather my thoughts. . . but any way good story. . .or maybe its just how yall told it

[ubttrwork]

LMAO!!! I do too. They both are so sexy but Keith just does something to me. When he says "What does being gay have to do with anything?" and the way he looks at his brother just sent me over the edge!! He has this certain sexiness about him!! Hell, they both do!!!

[mancheeks64]

You guys are the best. F&%kin best!

[princessdesir]

I think it's  funny how y'all talk right into each others faces LOL VERY ENTERTAINING AS ALWAYS YOU GUYS!!!

[LogicalSanity]

Love it. Glad you're not bigoted like the military. :)

[coolblue1922]

lmao! I knew Jackson was gay.... So sad he couldn't finish just because he wanted to get his rocks off!!! Some men GAY AND STRAIGHT can live a little while without sex and some can't!! Guess Jackson was one of those people that just had to have it!!!

[ejleed]

haha yall must be running out of material,cuz yall are starting to go heavy on these lunch break specials! lol!!

[wncranger]

I freakin LOVE you guys! Funny as hell!!!!!!! Keep up the good work. Subscribed!!!

[QueenLioness84]

Another good one. Very interesting. Wouldn't it be even more interesting IF he say this video and contacted you, Kevin? It's just a thought b/c you never know.

[njari2]

Oh damn that shit was funny as hell!

[tim2469]

you are a good brother thanks for sharing your storie....for those who just see this as another gay storie , don't get it ....thanks for sharing this with us ....need more of this..../intelligent how you integrated the comedy[tastful] into it also...nice

[Peachis911]

in my opinion gay men are more of a man then most cause if they can take a dick in the ass they are straight up men.anyhoop i know alotta men that are gay and u could never tell

[PHILLYCATZ]

Great story Kevin!.. We want more stories!!...LOL.

[ValentinaL]

Lol, this was great!!

AND you know what!

i feel you!

if they are THAT strong and DEBO

then why cant they!?

what if we needed a superhero, and he was gay!?

would society deny him?

you know!

[TravisJunior99]

I thought you were gonna say..... Jackson was Retarded!!! Y'all crazy as hell!!

[Peachis911]

i knew he was going to say he was gay i saw it coming

[kitabare76]

Gotta love the live stories! I feel like I know you guys!

[devinrodeo]

ill be jackson lol

[VictorSlick17]

jackson was gay, right? i knew it, way before.... pause that...and he was black 5'4 140 Lmao! a lil bad mofo.

so what jackson wasnt cute to u

no homo... pause...

[LovvaBoi]

lol.....recruit em all!!

[sterfbeejotch]

Hoorah

[DJG00dMusic]

i love these hodge twins storys lool

[WHODATBOYIMDATBOY]

i do too

[moetvshow]

Ya'll are too much lol! Fuck you then Jackson...lol! WOWSWERS..he was PACKIN the white boy. This was funny! Thnx for sharing!

[olle713]

man you guys are funny,wish i can subscribe twice

[mzpokeyi]

kevin let keith talk sometime damn!

[kitabare76]

You know what I'm saying!

[alainajo1490]

haha...i think everyone has that one "suspect" in their platoon. i know my boyfriend always talks about this one guy who he along with others suspected was gay. funny stuff.

[moncj66]

lol...u guys r always fightin...great story

[jazzie310]

Action Jackson LOL. Yall are crazy as hell. LOL

[musiqdemon]

lol yea

[CPTcripp]

i can never tell who is who in yall videos lol

[MavLeeHill]

fuck you then, jackson!! lmfao. another awesome vid.

[ImFetch]

hahahaha awesome video. i love your guys's true stories

[bdt1619]

The Military is still the same today, even with don't ask don't tell. If you're gay, they boot you out!

[lllaura86]

yall need to play paper rock scissors on camera to decide who gets to hold the camera...

[Xone7]

Jackson, if you are out there! Contact the Hodge Twins! :)

[moeevehouston]

lmao yall crazy

[doogrisa]

haha they are always fighting over the camera.

[lamarwhite314stl]

lol he sound like somebody i kno lol

[cuteboi1226]

lmao "he was packing the dude" lmao priceless lol yal are funny as shyt, much luv from Richmond VA

~G~

[290aua]

You guys went thru allot in your short life..funny vid

[Pinkyfairygodmother]

Frankly I think the world has rejected Christianity, Christ, and God's commandments given to humanity through Moses. We will see if this rejection brings the world closer to utopia or hell on earth.

[gujot09]

there isn't no thing

[Pinkyfairygodmother]

Greeks & Romans had gays in all aspects in society. They thought that the love men had for each other was a more superior love. There was drama in the sexual liasons between men. Read the lit about that era. There must be a reason why there was a change in attitude in the world's militia. I wonder...

[BILLI0NBUX]

No one cares....

[gujot09]

nope they do

[BILLI0NBUX]

@gujot09

Greeks and Romans are probably the only ones then. Not Americans!

[me29638]

Good Video Guys!

[Simbul]

While in the navy, I earned my black belt in karate in Japan, practiced boxing at the marine base, got muscular, have a deep voice, and still get hit on by the ladies. But I am not interested. I find it interesting how straight guys don't know how to properly respond to my size, deep voice, and masculine attitude when they guess I am gay. I don't talk about getting women and they soon figure it out. That is when it gets awkward. I had the same in my military career when I visited ports.

[SxchaFxkknFemm]

LMAOOOOOOOO!!! I LOVE YALL DUDES

[gujot09]

before i read this i bet my ass that, that nigga was gay

[DinorahBabyy]

Another great video. I love that I can tell them apart now. ♥

[TheOneofakind17]

Very interesting story kevin,sorry that you never saw your friend again.That is a damn shame for jackson to get kicked out of the military,because of his sexual orientation.This don't ask don't tell is some dumb shit.

[cuteislandchild]

LOL! I love to hear you guys tell a story and that don't ask, don't tell is proving to be a bunch of bullshit. It's discrimination in the worst way and handicaps the military. If u want to serve your country, why does it matter who you sleep with. This prevents mad people from joining.

[jazzyunderpants]

thanks fellas....y'all are too cool

[ITZTRAG]

BERT N ERNIE ASSES LOL

[MTLShawtay]

3 miles in 18 mins thats pretty good.

[thruthealcove]

LOL cool story dudes!!!

[HarlydarvySenior]

yall are so crazy! maybe they can give us full retirement one day.

[jrome708]

cool story

[HarlydarvySenior]

lol it still is...... don't ask don't tell!!!