I never asked for this

[ShadowChippy]

My reaction to Modern Warfare 3.

[Bobubobme]

"I never asked for this" -tilts to the left.

[LordKarnage12345]

The average brony reaction to derpy's new voice.

[zioboby]

MW3, 0:00

[sephiroth7655]

The changes to "the last roundup"

[yojimbo989]

is he falling over at the end?

[Flyingtrollolo]

@yojimbo989

You beat me to it...

[GeMod299]

My reaction to this video...

Askedception!

[XxGreatScythexX]

I can almost feel the pain and suffering he has endured during his time of not asking for anything...what a humble man.

[dudewheresmyjew]

I do not recall putting in a request for the object that you have placed before me.

[Ph34rKele]

I never assburgers?

[Ofaliss1]

Every time I go to a restaurant now I hope they fuck up my order so I can say, "I never asked for this.".

[Skullkan6]

Gets Pink 3DS for Christmas: 0:00

[MrAndeh96]

This must repeat.

[jdterrell]

Reaction to the giants superbowl win

[Hupuable]

The people never asked for SOPA, PIPA, ACTA

[veldross1]

My reaction to Mitt Romney being a favorite to win.

[magnusm1]

So we meet again, 360p.

[xSumonax]

Another ass for this.

[TheSouleater66]

@xSumonax another same comment

[xSumonax]

@TheSouleater66 I never asked for this.

[MrIlive4metal]

I never asked for this

[xUltimateLifeform]

I suggest we email YouTube with the title "New Channel Layouts" and send them this video.

[EpicFunkey]

ACTA in a nutshell.

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

Adam Jensen's reaction when he see's a guard talking about his knee in Skyrim.

[MyFoodIsBad]

Same reaction to the NDAA

[xSumonax]

Another ass for tits.

[ohboyhey2k4]

My reaction to the new gmail layout anybody else?

[majema007]

Exact reaction with MLP Cupcakes.

[gonzalez108]

or did he!

DUN DUN DDDUUUUUNNN

[TheRhinehart86]

I used to ask for this, until I took an arrow in the knee

[Sentinelord]

Adam Jensen on chat-roulette

I never asked for dicks.

[CSBoY007]

Another ass for this

[xalener]

whenever I have to piss and I have an erection.

[xalener]

Every time a new cast member of the live action Akira adaptation is revealed.

[xalener]

When Skylanders was revealed.

[MrNeddlemouse810]

When I got Skylanders for 3DS.

[jaydubyuel]

My reaction to NDAA

[darkminer90]

another ass for this !WTF!

[Tearorwrist]

My reaction to Valve making Portal 2 instead of Half life 3.

[Mekrokan]

My reaction to all these Weeaboo faggots...

[ThePorkingPig]

Another ass for this

[CitizenOccidens]

I never asked for this.

[Magmarrax]

I never asked to lean to my left, but the viewers right.

[Benoski893]

My reaction when Chet Faliszek silenced the Half-Life 3 Rumors

[CyberTaco98]

I got this for Christmas.

I never asked for this.

[vegeta353658]

Thumbs up if you think that these "my reaction to" comments are lame.

[dsidewd]

@vegeta353658 Thumbs up if you think that these "Thumbs up if" comments are lame.

[DragoSonicMile]

"...have fun." - lore

[DjSilver118]

When I got an android Tablet

[47issues]

My reaction to socks for christmas

[Italianchef26]

My reaction to SOPA

[guilemaster147]

@Italianchef26 Anyone who ever pirated anything sure did.

[zunevsipod1]

My reaction to getting CS:S and the Orange Box for free via the steam holidays.

[weshouldhaveshotguns]

Everyone's reaction to everything ever.

[ebreshea]

i never asked to be an adventurer, and that's why i shot myself in the knee (with an arrow).

[eviltube1111]

@ebreshea You're not funny. Probably a fucking bore to be around too if you use memes

[ebreshea]

@eviltube1111 you realize this video is a meme, right?

i used to talk shit to strangers like you. then i lost my virginity.

[xbatootx]

Another ass for this



[GlennAnimator]

I used to ask for things, but then I got a bullet in the head.

[ThePredatordark]

This is when he gets his first TF2 item

*I never asked for this* xD

[MrGRB96]

my reaction to the new metal gear rising trailer

[C9316]

My reaction when Eureka 7 ended.

[mickeysguns1997]

I used to ask for this but then i took an arrow to the glasses

[MRuination]

I used to ask for an arrow in the knee, then I took it.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

@MRuination @mickeysguns1997 you two are trying too hard

[DamnableProductions]

I never asked for this, but I did search.

[ZzVinniezZ]

why it so popular? 

[TheThrashNerd]

(◣_◢)....Not Once

[SanguegameR]

I used to ask for this,but I took a arrow on the knee

[xJakDax2112x]

I just took an arrow to the knee...

I never asked for this

[zallmocse]

I used to never ask for this...

Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[FredTF2]

@zallmocse Shut up, it's Deus Ex not Skyrim.

[zugerdruger]

@zallmocse

I never asked for this arrow in the knee.

[vegeta353658]

@zugerdruger Lame.

[MasterOfConspiracy9]

i think human revolution is pretty cool guy. eh never asked for this and doesnt afraid of anything

[arlothellama]

Ineverassedforthis.

[vivi44]

Everyones reaction to WOW's new expansion.

[exsecutor1]

I never asked for this.... Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[paccplayer11]

@exsecutor1 nice

[lipczyk17]

What do you think about Youtube new look .?

I never asked for this

;)

[MustacheSoldier]

my reaction when i get a d in math

[TheAsianMan0330]

My reaction to the new youtube layout

[OoopMAXqooO]

I use to ask for this... but i took an arrow to the knee

[Gazillafy]

Everyones reaction to the new layout.

[Totyma]

@Gazillafy Youtube's reaction: What a shame!

[Wezzipooh]

@Totyma What a rotten way to fuck up Youtube

[BlueKewne]

this is the first video I went to when YouTube changed it's interface.

[thegreatcarraway]

AT THE MEETING OF COMMON RESPONSE VIDEOS:

Interviewer: How did you all get to become common response videos?

-Adam: "I never asked for this."

-Medic: "I HAVE NO IDEA."

-Mr. Bean: "Magic."

-M. Bison: "OF COURSE!"

-Michael Scott: NOOOOOO! GOD NO!

-Animated M. Bison: "YES!...YES!"

[AWonderingWarrior]

You can tell deep down, he asked for it.

[Darksin98]

@scarabmango I guess you don't have what's called "a sense of humor".

[newsradiohead]

I never asked for this feel.

[scarabmango]

This bullshit was never memeworthy. At all. Not even a little bit. If I could travel back in time, I would find whoever started this crap and give him an Albert Wesker rhino charge. I would also give one to whoever started that "Girls in the kitchen making sandwiches blah blah blah" idiocy. Witless cumstains.

It's NOT FUNNY. NOT ONE BIT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL.

[Snacks256]

@scarabmango

I don't think it should be a meme, nor is it really one aside from the comment being tossed around. I think it's really only around because every trailer was just building on the original teaser and we had to hear "I never asked for this" in every cg trailer.

[mamothtank45]

@scarabmango you do realize the term "Funny" is subjective and has different applications for different people.

[Tytanized]

@scarabmango Watch out, we got an Internet Tough Guy over here!

[scarabmango]

@Tytanized LOL!!! Yeah, I'm sure I seem like a poser to a human. Thankfully, I'm not one of them.

[Tytanized]

@scarabmango Oh great, it's an Otherkin. Even worse.

[scarabmango]

@Tytanized Oh, please. Don't insult me by association with those pathetic nerds.

[paccplayer11]

@scarabmango i used to think it wasn't funny. then i took an arrow to the knee.

[scarabmango]

@paccplayer11 Oooh.  And what happened then?

[narrat0r12]

AND ON THAT DAY

NOT A SINGLE AUGMENTED FUCK WAS GIVEN

[johnroche]

Ace Ventura: Pet Cyberdetective

"I never... ASSed for this"

[omnipotentcow]

Latest Skyrim PC 'patch'.

[NekoHunterx3]

Open gift and see Skyrim instead of Deus Ex

I never asked for this

[veldross1]

"Jensen your shopping list is so crammed, why don't you use bullet points?"

"I never asterisk"

[Pizzinator13]

So when did this become a meme? Man I am so behind, and I own the game...

[Niko98741]

6 people never asked for this...

[scarabmango]

I never asked to see all these stupid jokes about the phrase "I never asked for this." The internet was actually more fun when everybody was just sucking Chuck Norris' cock all the time.

[THEbeastlySTIG]

@scarabmango I never asked for your opinion.



[ToastinBarnicleLiver]

Teacher: Why did you omit letters and not use an asterisk?

Me: I never asterisk

[Intelus]

Adam Jensen watches Star Wars OT on Blu-ray.

[Starfalko]

Being up to three o'clock in the morning, school starts in a few hours, homework has not been done.

I never asked for this.

[clbmalone]

when i got socks for Christmas, this is what i'm going to say

[anothga]

My vision is augmented? I have nerves of steel? I never asked for this.

[Shrumins]

ineverassforthis

[hamleha]

adam: i never asked for being a cyborg dude who can turn invicebel and other cool robot stuf like get knifes out of my arm and smash guys whit soda dispenser... me: i did...

[Liberal93eye]

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS:this words is ART IN LITERATURE O_O

think:you can answer all questions with that words.

Your GF say:go and make clean

Me:I never asked for this :D

or

Teacher:You did homework

Me with sunglasses: I never asked for this B^|

[TheGaffa99]

My reaction to MW3

[UberMetallMaschine]

i'd feel the same if someone installed stupid fuckin sunglasses at the side of my face

[stinkoman2x6]

@UberMetallMaschine I dunno, instant shades sound kind of cool.

[scarabmango]

I never asked for jokes based on the phrase "I never asked for this."

But Chuck Norris will kill all those responsible.

[Isntthisalreadytaken]

>Shitty video game meme

I neve- NO.

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

I never asterisk

[DWoodFilms]

I like this as a meme. But I'm not sure "why" he said it (never played the game, don't know ANYTHING about it).

[ElBarto3131]

Another ass for this.

[MrShazDude]

MLP is suddenly a watchable, NOT girly cartoon?

Jenson: I never asked for this

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

*At a restaurant*

Jensen: "Salmon?"

Waiter: "Is something wrong?"

Jensen: "I never asked for fish."

[CommElite]

*Jensen's friends have KISS play at his birthday party*

"I never asked for KISS."

[Starfalko]

Justin Bieber might be a father?

I never asked for this.

[magmablock]

What a shame.

[colenbrak]

is the joke that he DID ask for his bionic modifications?

[youralcoholicdad44]

I never asked for this...I'M BATMAAAN

[UndeadPizzaGuy]

Teacher: "Adam you should use bullet points on your spreadsheet."

Adam: "I never asterisk."

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@UndeadPizzaGuy Parent: Adam, why aren't you eating your broccoli?

Adam: I never asked for this.

[magnetchill]

*any given situation*

I never asked for this.

[dantephreak]

*look out window*

*see snow IN OCTOBER*

I never asked for this.

[LHGamers]

Pays for a prostitute

Lifts up dress

big bulge in prostitutes panties

Jensen: I never asked for this.

[TheHijackreaper]

Jensen: "I never asked for this."

Megan: "So what! You were with another woman, Adam! Why did you do it?! Is my chest not large enough!?"

Jensen: "I never asked for tits."

Megan: "Well what DID you want?"

Jensen: *lifts up thong* "Another ass for this."

[ZombieFighter95]

orders a steak, gets a pizza

I never asked for this

[Justas923]

People told me you're no good! Now I'm good! I have an augmentation to prove it!!

[adamkerr6894]

> Mum gets Big mac without the sauce

> I never asked for this

[WeTheFixture]

>Another CoD game comes out

>ineveraskedforthis.jpeg

[SoulSocietyMk2]

I never asked for dat feel.

[gsp1995]

My reaction to WoW: Mist of Pandaria.

[SnowCakez]

My reaction when i get tomato in my cheeseburger

[udizzle92]

battlefield 3......i never asked for this....

[ThePainterkilla]

My reaction when Steam has a good promo and I'm out of PaySafeCards.

[Lautaro3590]

My reaction to TF2 F2P

[Tytanized]

@Lautaro3590 Still crying about that one? What has it been, 2 months?

[redmetal48]

*Ugly girl flashes Jensen*

I never asked for tits.

[Tordah26]

What does Adam Jensen say when he gets pulpy orange juice in a restaurant?

"I never asked for bits..."

[Regginyaga]

he never asked for this

[MrCalintx]

That was my same reaction when I first played the Battlefield 3 beta.

[Ozku9]

This is my reaction every time i get crate in TF2

[Adreiix]

@Ozku9 That was my reaction when I unboxed a strange razorback

[Veggis92]

He was a good man, What a rotten way to survive.

[ericon52168]

@Veggis92 what a shame.

[WalkmanSilver]

I never asked for this

But they asked for me. Sam B. (proceeds to start singing Who Do You Voodoo Bitch)

[onkolonkka]

that's what she said

[nintendude8VG]

minecraft 1.9

[unclegurmy]

That's a shame.

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

I've never played the game, don't want to but I'm guessing that he didn't want to go through with the augmentations that he got so I suppose that's where this meme comes from?

[Kalatos]

@TheSlinkyGuyShow It's one of the dialogue options that you are given when *spoiler* his girlfriend's mother asked how he was after she passed. Another option would be "They did what they could to save me."

[FreakingSheets]

*leans erratically to the left*

I never asked for this.

[onkolonkka]

i never ass for this

[matthew5a]

L0:00P

[DjSuKa]

IPL 3 in a nutshell.

[MrVagineer]

the 6 disliked were people who never asked for this

[Tnem56]

*Sniper throws Jarate at Jensen*

"I never asked for piss."

[FokkerBoombass]

I watched this video.

I never asked for this.

[Reapka]

*Wake up 3 hours before alarm sounds*

I never asked for this.

[AMxPunk]

*Becomes an internet meme*

Jensen: I never asked for this