Louis CK on O&A #9: Slave Girl & Bonus Louis CK Hosts

[chiggies7]

This is the one where Patrice become the front runner as my favourite out of the whole Tough Crowd/New York comedy scene of the past 10-15 years. I know this is a Louis CK vid, but this one belongs to Patrice

[livaline]

PS I hate deer too. Ill totally shoot one in the mouth if you make it to Toronto. We have lots of AIDS ridden alleys to ruin baby deer with.

[livaline]

( contd) commenting with her account (LivAline) are maybe one of three awesome gingers in the world that should be allowed to breed. You are all so dirty, that when you came out of your mothers cunt you stuck out your tongue and took a big lick. Sorry, your rant at the end there inspired me. I love your comedy Louis, pls come to Toronto. I know its in Canada, but it`d give us something to talk about. And Ill bring my mom if you want a taste of some Canadian bacon

[livaline]

I like Lucky Louis a bit better than the new one, but I cant believe it never made it. Pam (your friend is some serious funny omg..Louis I love how you try to help everybody, for real, as funny as you are, and no matter what the topic was a moment ago...hahah. For example, you just told the world how you let your dog lick your cock, and then asked the fat guy why he felt stuck in his job! And you are so nice and neutral, almost to a fault. You and my girlfriend, (who I just realized I have been

[livaline]

Francine has the sexiest voice!

[livaline]

That was the funniest racism I have ever heard haha. Wow, genius hahahaha. Slave girl was the funniest sexiest comedy ever hahahhaa. I cant stop laughing....

[ExhumedWolf]

Oh no massah! I didnt mean to blow the field niggah!

[helix537]

Man. I'm Canadian and I think Finger 11 needs to get Aids. Credit to the boys for holding in their ridicule.

[rangers1919]

LMFAO, "Don't burn the house down."

[chiggies7]

The answer is:

Born Ruffians - This sentence will ruin/save your life.

Never head them before but they suuuuure sound like the Pixies.

[Mrdatbootie]

Omg i was mad at that slave girl stuff untill she started reading wtf dose she know massah wont kill her if she learn to readzzz now

[sjfan1]

I really, really, really want to fuck this dumb black girl.

[chiggies7]

@TabuuIntense, Nar that ain't it. As someone else said, it sounds pixie-ish.

[calvinthegreat69]

btw, pandas are in the taxinomical family Ursidae meaning they are bears and not marsupials

[MrEddiethehead]

TAKE YOUR DICK!

[seemoretube]

Fuck this was so wrong hahahahaha

[xXXJimboSliceXXx]

imagine when the guy told his kids that he married the pony. I guarantee that the son just dropped his head, turned to the pony, and said "I'm not calling you mom."

[mafiadoller]

oh no maser i didn't mean to blow the field nigger hahahahahaha

[navidab]

this is uncomfortably funny

[Edubbplate]

anthony "Lawwwddyyyy lawwddyyy NOOO!!!" is fucking hilarious. 1:14:00

[123jataylor]

of course the kids dont want to see him their step-moms a fucking mule.

[pyeclam]

Is Francine retarded? She can't read for shit.

[Lumpycpu]

louie is a great 3rd or 4th mic when someone else brings the fodder.

[TheGonzaPoker]

Kraymer couldnt get away with this shit....LOL

[MrJrdify]

whats the song at 1:54:40 ish?

It sounds like the pixies..Can someone help me?

[AlexusPius]

"Philadelphia cream cheese"

Jesus, Louie. Did you have to be brand-loyal when it came to a dog sloppily licking you dick?

[longview1987]

1:46:38 lmao

[neelipango]

fuckin' A man, you don't truly realize how god damn real Patrice unless you revisit moments like this. he manages to be more no-bullshit than the entire room combined.

Louie is my favorite comedian and person to listen to, but he has his moments where he just ducks out and nods and 'mhm's out of a conversation he doesn't care to be in. Patrice will totally dig in, speak exactly 100% what is on his mind, and really engage in the most brutally honest conversation possible.

[MissDeeCole]

@neelipango - please dont even compare patrice with louis ck.

[neelipango]

@MissDeeCole too bad, i just did.

[EscherSketcher]

This is great, just makes me miss Patrice even more. Haha I'm surprised they got away with this.

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@EscherSketcher I never realized how funny he was till I started listening to these LonO&A clips. RIP

[lceb91]

Fuck i was listening to this when Patrice died

[irsheft]

Patrice was getting too into it, it sounded like they were literally shooting a porno

[BigDeezNU]

I have the weirdest, most racist boner right now.1:47:25

[tocsa120ls]

@fenderbender149 I think that's simply his style, listen to him explain what happened with him on the Charlie Sheen roast, it's interesting!

The video ID is jNFdSDOGWVw

If that doesn't make you laugh, h3ll... many more comics to listen to.

[fenderbender149]

I cant fucking stand patrice...dudes literally never made me laugh and he takes everything so personally..he also never knows wtf he's talking about..love louis though!

[TriplePProject]

As usual, Patrice analyzing people when he doesn't even know them. THANK GOD for Louis CK, beating Patrice's holier-than-thou attitude down at every opportunity.

How about that, ugly! An honest evaluation of you that has absolutely nothing to do with race. Does it even compute?

[eddefy22]

@TriplePProject dude lighten up, he is just being funny, granted louis is a little smarter than patrice, do you even think louie or, patrice think twice about what they say on the show. It not sociology class, its comedy. Patrice is expected tp say crazy shit, and they expect louis ck to be a dick. Give patrice a break, he is funny leave at that. The show is based on negativity, irrenvence, and sarcasm. "Leave the Black Man Alone!" . SHITT!

[gama1123]

I don't get the description on the video. "this never happened"? What is that about, I didn't find any reference to that on the show. Anyone knows? Thanks for the uploads, keep them coming!!

[116Bears]

Well, they got it right.  C.K. is the Massa.

[keggerous]

anyone else wacking their bag to this?

[euphorium420]

germans are horrible

[TheGutterMonkey]

Man... Slave Girl is the most awesome game ever lol.

[Snoofalah]

Ant's Nixon is hilarious.

[JoshHunter1999]

sure is butt-rock itt

[DillonSundance]

man, they are so beta

[nflizsoft6]

i said boffing a beef? the same time ant said it at 29.45 lol

[nicktozzo5]

"Just fuckin' say it like it needs to be said."

[coolcatjerk]

pets should be illegal, the worthless non contributing cunts

[sphinx129]

@coolcatjerk lol i just wanted to leave the same comment:p hehehe

[TonyOnlyandFriends]

i just listened to Louis CK on O&A 35: Retard Makin' Cunt, not im listening to this. well there goes my sleeping schedule 

[CalibanFlamingo]

I liked finger eleven but what do i know, anyways thanks for uploading all this stuff its great to play video games and listen to these in the background.

[damiensp1]

...fuck canada 

[phizfrail]

finger 11 sucks

[mihaimoldo]

where can i find the chicken fucker video:))) it can't be real!

[abusepotential]

patrice is such an unbelievable ruh-tard. it's hard to listen to episodes he's on.

anthony too is an idiot, and a racist, with these awful uninterrogated fascist politics. i'm surprised louis doesn't shut him down more often. i guess just to be polite.

[rocknrollporn]

@abusepotential patrice is fucking halarious wtf is wrong with you? would u rather listen to a group of people that all agree with eachother and are nice? anthony isnt a racist, ur just a PC fag who cant take a joke. u should stop listening to the show, u obviously dont get it.

[drgonzo212]

@rocknrollporn LMFAO! Anthony is absolutely a complete racist and admits it himself.

[rocknrollporn]

@drgonzo212 he also admits that he has an on-air persona that alows him to be more outragous than he actually is. without a doubt he judges people by their actions and isnt afraid to call black people, or any race for that matter who commit crimes and leech off social programs out on there shit when noone does. does that make him racist? i think not

[interiorcrock]

@abusepotential If you want to be taken seriously, don't say "ruh-tard". Although I do in fact agree with you about Patrice and Ant, I'm just saying.

[mlopes87]

That dumb bitch makes weed look bad, I am an employee of the State Board of Health and own a dispensary in Cali and bud will never do any of that to anybody.  It's dumb assholes like this who spread the rumors and lies that end up in the classrooms.

[ndbrandt]

IQ ranking: retarded girl Louis showed his dick to > pony that one guy was fucking > news girl

[ERoBB1]

Louis' rambling end 30 minutes was fucking hilariously awkward. He just asked "Oh yeah?" after everything.

[ERoBB1]

I thought this girl was smart until she started reading news...

[amayagab]

I'd fuck a dolphin, nice smooth sking and their cunts must be nice and squishy.

[IncredibleGoliath]

Wow, Anthony's British accent is awesome here.

[jonathanpqsi]

opie is a genius coming up with slave girl

[MrGysbertiHodenpyl]

I love how hard louis CK laughs at the end

[netskot]

god damn Patrice is annoying as shit. I cant stand that n1gga, especially when there's women in the studio. It's like this dude has never seen a woman before. caveman.

[Garrzet]

@netskot "n1gga" you are a fucking pussy kid.

[likepolarity]

Also, hearing Louis CK deal with O&A fans was awesome. I am sure he knew their listeners were messed, but he never had such a ranged un-filtered example.

[likepolarity]

Francine is the most awful creature on the face of the earth, which is why I MUST NAIL HER.

[aphexaic3213]

mobb deep shook ones part II is one of the greatest rap songs of all time... finger 11 does not have one of the best rock songs of all time

[Okin17]

Anyone else find the chicken audio hilarious?

[danni13371]

@Okin17

I did. Some of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time.

[cholerymorbilus]

Question for the Louis expert: there are many fragments in these tapes that we see in a more polished, developed form in Louis's stand-up (cinna-bun at arrival, dog licking penis, etc.) -- and considering he also mentions being married, I'm wondering if you know the chronology. In other words, are we witnessing the genesis of Louis material here? If so, it's no wonder he liked going on this show. Great stuff.

[cholerymorbilus]

@cholerymorbilus not mention the daughter coughing in his mouth! Obviously repeating material is not a big deal, it would just be cool to know that he's working out a joke at that moment.

[tedatlas]

@madtraffic9636

Please... just stop.

[BevisFriend2010]

We had blue crisps that tasted of strawberries

[dominicanit021]

patrice got married??

[Dreamscapevirus]

@maxmaxmax295 if u wanna hear Patrice really laugh his ass off u gotta look up O an A animal delicacies bit

[Dreamscapevirus]

@awesomegorgeous that crazy whore is Francine! She was an intern for O n A a while back

[SrM90]

They use a Deicide riff for the Fuck You Line. Nice.

[Kwazkneeack]

How can you not like Loui C.K. ?

[kalpal67]

@Kwazkneeack how do you misspell "louis" when its in the title?

[Kwazkneeack]

@kalpal67 I call him Loui because I am on a nickname basis with him

[kalpal67]

@Kwazkneeack i was only kidding, but either way you're still short one letter.

[Oh4Chrissake]

@omgwtfitssteve Cheers, buddy, and thanks for all the great uploads.

[Oh4Chrissake]

Whoa, I've never heard Louis laugh that hard before 1:46:45

It is Louis, isn't it?

[AwesomeGorgeous]

HAHA best one I've heard yet.. who is this crazy whore?

[arrojenkins]

"i could put you in a movie, i made pootie tang"

[arrojenkins]

lmao who was doing the fucking slow clap lol

[krisstarsky1982]

You know a bit's fucked up when it makes Louis CK himself uncomfortable.

[Oh4Chrissake]

@krisstarsky1982 Where is Louis uncomfortable?

[maxmaxmax295]

1:23:50 IN THE TOP LAuGHS IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, SO GREAT!!!!!!!

[WallyJ40]

Funniest shit I've heard in a long time

[AlexJonesphones]

pandas arnt marsupials dickhead



[MoPapparani]

"Are you a house nigger or a field nigger?"

Damn, Louis XD

[JDespereaux]

oh yeah, thats right......this band sux.

[omgwtfitssteve]

"You got any weed, nigga? Cuz SHE'S SUCKING DICK!"

[moepippy]

I wanna stab Francine in the cunt with my dick

[joelyboi20]

hands down the greatest 2 hours of my life

[captainSTROO]

wow that FINGER11 performance was comically bad

[TigerTaint]

thanks for the upload. you should have cut the finger 11 performance haha. but no, really. they suck.

[PrivateAckbar]

Sounds like a man singing Alanis Morissette.

[Dionysus187]

warms my heart that anthony said FU to wow and still plays EQ lol.

[Bsmoove85]

Greasy wobbly bootys

[jemoedurrr]

Two uploads at once? That's like 6 hours of sweet O&A with Louis CK right here!

omgwtfitssteve, I would suck both of your dicks. Do you understand? I'm not saying that I even know you have two dicks, but I'm saying I would suck your dick, and then when I was done and the you said "now suck this one, this is my other dick, suck this one too" I'd say "dude..I'm sucking it!"

[Humanure22]

@jemoedurrr lol the Jimmy Hendrix joke

[MrCooljoe127]

oh massa i didnt mean to blow da field nigga

[Harshfate]

halarious... thanks 4 the upload

[filler01]

damn francine was looking good!

[InlandGreen]

awesome upload as usual buddy

thanks sssteve

[GuineaJay]

No live show today. Too bad you didn't post this earlier. Love the Louis CK shows. Always great.

[mojoheroin]

@GuineaJay you both deserve francine's ass licking god bless you both ;)