How to Make Cheap Meals : Make Scrambled Eggs

[ILYCailConxMEN]

idk how to cook scrambled eggs still...

[megawiihacker]

why am i watching this???

[BunbunCupcake]

who uses a cup?

[WaffleBrother]

Hand Sanitizer does NOT replace handwashing!!! And now the sanitizer is on your eggs ... YOUR GOING TO KILL SCOTT AND KYLE YOU IGNORANT BITCH!!!

[davrosd]

Expert? An ex is a has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure. She blows donkey's "ass"es

[tigranvartanovitch]

The hand sanitiser will not kill bacteria instantly. So her hands are still toxic...and don't go near that towel! There is nothing wrong with blood in the egg, unless you are Jewish.

[rohanian11]

why would there be blood in the eggs?

[NeferLuz]

oh geez, i had eggs this morning and there was a lil blood in it! but i still cooked it anyways.. I didn't know this is bad... is it bad?

[taralee0309]

now she santized her hands then wiped on a towel. everyone knows how dirty the kitchen towels are. i use milk guys not water. dont have the pan too hot people. use medium. you dont want them firm you want them fluffy.

[lilbeatch]

decant it into another receptacle!

[cortor1234]

ok im convinced expert viillage sucks im really water in the eggs hell no put some milk in there and you dont need to dirty a pan for butter and a cup for the eggs the this is RE DICK YOU LESS im she made it way harder than it is

[lilbeatch]

i could make scrambled shite better than her scrambled eggs! in fact, i could probably make scrambled shite better than ANYTHING she makes

[MrGrimeyassnigga]

GAY ..........BEAT MY MEAT

[lilbeatch]

what a fucking freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak! i never get bored of the videos shes in, theyre so unbelievably retarded they always cheer me up

[StrawbarryFreak101]

Please tell me she`s being sarcastic. No, seriously is she ?

You don`t stir eggs " really, really hard " xD

You have to be gentle with them, cause they`re really fragil like glass

[DraconianSilenced]

WTF she said, " While you are waitign for this to cook, you can do this and thats how you make scramble eggs!" WTF that didn't make any sense.

[cortor1234]

@DraconianSilenced LMAO i listened to it a couple of times and it does not make sense that harilous man

[Sworn90]

wat a fucking twat!

[Foshobrahh]

oh my gawd this was so lame and that lady is a wierdo she dont know how to cook thank God she aint my mom :))

[ultramegabob2]

this video really sucked, I'm not joking or being a troll, it just sucked....

[DCFunBud]

How do we know what those eggs were doing in that pan, we never got to see them?! (I loved the hand sanitizer and the deep cup -- totally neurotic!)

[crocadile4]

wow  wow wowowwowowowow i'm amaze THAT WA STHE MOST, pathetic crap eggs ive ever seen. TIP FOR LISA( who is the lady cooking, bye the way)

.1 dont use water. milk is much better its fluffy and creamy.LOL if she was on hells kitchen chef ramsay would say this. GET OUT IF YOU CANT MAKE EGGS U HAVE NO USE OF BEING HERE. she would say well i can make a frozen dinner. BUT RIGHT AFTER THAT CHEF RAMSAY WOULD OF ALREADY PUNCHED HER LOL j kk

[imarichtowngirl4321]

No milk?

[DarkThug13]

1:55 Now i'm Gonna start my Stove Preeir?

Thanks Lady I only forget the Hand Sanitizer when i make my eggs.

[SuperEpicWin]

expertvillage gets the dumbest guests

[DraGonFigHteR390]

This video wins the award for most pathetic video!

[p99fanatic]

so i can beat these eggs REEEEEEALLLY hard...lets beat those eggs..nice ang good..beat those eggs..YEAH BABY YEAH!

[shortattentionspan1]

... she is all tense and stressed out . and the camera never showed what the eggs were doing in the pan .... pathetic video.

[Fight2Exist]

Is she a germophobic cook?

[avenged1822]

she look all scared lol

[Critiiccs]

are you people from expert village think were idiots so shut the fuck up on the lessons thx shut up

[inkey2]

she is damn right about washing hands when using "raw" eggs...I have not seen anyone else say this on an "egg video". They can be loaded with salmonella germs etc. The only thing i was surprised about is that she wiped her hands on a towel instead of disposable paper towl. That hand towel may have had 20 grimey hands wiped on it.

[taloc00000]

expertvillage, or idiotvillage?

[crocadile4]

its funny she said while your waiting for this to cook you can do this. and thats how you make scrambled eggs. lol

[krislovetania]

thats a joke!!!! I HATE HER FACE!!!

[franticflintstone1]

I like to do things near receptacles of some sort, too. Like blowing my load in this old hag's mouth. 

Did she seriously just show us how to wash our hands?

The idiot doesn't know how to make good scrambled eggs, just as she doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich (see other video). I'm gonna try and find more of her silly videos to see what other simple, basic dishes she doesn't know how to make.

[spreed]

Ha ha ha ha... :)

[sproutingtree]

What is this CRAP!!!!??? Are you Serious?

[abiskop]

hmm. almost as useless as the video about making a grilled cheese sandwich in the microwave

[NchantedRaven]

water will make them runny and...well..watery and flavorless. Don't use high heat, they can scorch and burned egg smells nasty. I'm so glad that she doesn't cook for me. Wait till her kids grow up and taste real cooked food....

[jalacy93]

yea my mum cannot cook eggs

she uses around 4 tablespoons of butter per egg and burns them...

[BunbunCupcake]

@NchantedRaven

you're right. she should use milk instead.

[stapme]

This is sort of weird BUT I also use water ...it works very well, she left the heat on too high for too long though.

[kint90]

wow water makes it fluffy that just sounds nasty

who uses water

and who the hell doesn't know how to make scrambled eggs anyways u put eggs in a pan if u dnt ur fucking retarded

well now u can have um for the rest of ur fucking lives yea :)

[DerangeDRawr]

obviously you dont know how to make scrambled eggs, if your watching a tutorial on how to make scrambled eggs.

[lopez3486]

SHES VERY PARANOID.

[AznMando]

this is what keeps it scrambled.

LOL.

OH NO REALLY?!

[Stinkoman2OX6]

Bahaha this comment made me laugh so hard

[MrXtacy]

i can make better food using an easy bake..

[Rawfelwaffle]

she beats more then eggs for a living

[IHaveBigBurrito]

I learned how to use hand sanitizer.

[Mhf2Lok]

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4. flag this video

[afsdevin]

1st: you crack you eggs in a bowl them splash some milk in it.

2nd:you butter the pan so no stick.

3rd beat the eggs

4th:Cook slow.

Lol she said keep it on high because its usually for poor starving children.LOL

[greeniem]

ooooh! so it's the scrambling that keeps it scrambled. Gotcha bitch lmao

[cameo160]

L.o.L.

[hybr1dLP]

"i like to do this near the trash can", why the fuck would we care where she cooks her fucking munchies

[JoseGarciaStandUp]

I know think I'm the stupidest 13 year old in the world, I couldn't even make some freakin' scrambled eggs!

[greeniem]

you are basically retarded, yes.

[inkey2]

to JoseGarciaStandUp: Don't feel bad about not being able to cook at 13 years old, it takes practice like any other skill. Start with easy stuff...like a grilled cheese sandwich. The key is not to get the skillet too hot.....better off starting at a low heat....you can always turn it up more if it does not look like it cooking fast enough. I don't think I really started cooking well till I was about 25 years old

[mirandacosgrove1222]

that was really helpful thanks=)

[typeL909]

she beat those eggs hard

[maddiexx0]

what an old bag. Hand sanitzier? Wow...

[greeniem]

often times she finger fucks herself them makes scrambled eggs...

[smokesar]

its ok tho cuz she uses the hand sanitizer right after

[kaetaa90]

but WHY?!

[greeniem]

Don't ask why. or the Grither will attack you....

[UzumakiItachi675]

R0f1k0pt3r Newb village!

[jonathanbehling]

wow another noob village video.

[nhcfc1888]

shiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ammaretto]

i use milk instead of water...& add salt/pepper & chives.

Mmmmm...

[lilbeatch]

so do most sane people! she's the first person ive seen use water

[lilbeatch]

hand sanitizer?!?! who the hell uses that when theyre cooking? how hard is it to just wash your hands? and whats this blood in the eggs nonsense? ive never found blood in an egg! maybe she should buy eggs in future instead of taking them out her neighbours trash can! lol

[bigleroygym]

hahaaa, u are funny :))

[gymnast768]

ive found a bloody egg before. theres just some red blood in the egg. its not a huge thing, but it is pretty rare. but really, she should just wash her hands! wtf hand sanitizer?!? and in a cup? wtf! use a bowl! eggs kinda stick to your fork if you mix them up! "spillage" with eggs is rare if you dont actually mix like a spaz. this lady is on crack.

[papillionbella]

scrambled eggs are the easiest thing to make. a retarded monkey could do it.

[gymnast768]

i know. we just saw it happen. XD lisa krone is a retarded monkey

[HolyBongFace]

HAHAH

[lilbeatch]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! she said receptacle! that was one of my favourite words until she said it!

[skyzolol]

lol!

[langleywallingford]

frum lookin at this viddio?

[146942]

Would you want to eat those eggs?? Not me. BTW, when you add water, it makes the eggs weep this disgusting fluid out from the edges on the plate. Also, cooking at high temp will usually mean burned eggs - there's no control of the cooking and you'll get a "sulphur omelette." Lastly, I wouldn't let this creepy, germaphobic dunce cook anything for me.

[yankeegirlvt]

i could only watch till the she broke the egss. i couldnt manage any more. sorry but this needs some major improvement.

[lilbeatch]

major improvement??? no, this cant be improved! it needs deleted and remade by someone who is at least slightly sane! lol she keeps talkling about her starving children, but why doesnt she feed them before they get to starving point? that way she wont have to rush the cooking and could possibly cook something half decent!

[rey0257]

I CANNOT SEE WHAT'S YOUR COOKING

[gateboyatlivedotcom]

when she looks back at the camera.....creepy

[gateboyatlivedotcom]

OMG .....talk about the anal retentive chef....

[crocadile4]

if she was on hells kitchen chef ramsey would say what have u done now you donkey. evryone come here, she cooked eggs like crap. cook eggs in a cup. thats like saying making coffe in a bowl.get out of hells kitchen.NOW he probably would do that

[Ctasker5]

LOL!

[paskin36]

AAGAGAGAGAHAHH

omg that was funny

[crocadile4]

funny lol she said, "so while your waiting for this to cook, you can do this do what lol

[peomoro]

yesss!!!! and now it's my time to shine...and eat!!! :D

[calibmx90]

harder harder!!!!

[jimdbot]

yeah there was blood in 1 of my eggs before.. i didnt know what it was. I thought it was just a bad egg.

[KMMPlanet]

wow... blood in the eggs.

[JcM944]

Yeah..beat those eggs...lol

[wtfisthisshyt]

..wtf..there could be blood in the eggs?

[ScopedOut7]

ya i know i what like 0.o I was just about to go make some scrambled eggs.. now id rather not

[kuneary10]

Lol yeah.

[imjinc2k]

What if there's blood in the second egg, and you drop it on the first? Do you have to throw them both away?

And how are you supposed to get a really good whipping action while banging around the inside of a cup? Try it in a bowl instead, and without the water. Plain eggs are "gloppy" enough to stay in the bowl while whipping them, and just whipping the living snot out of them immediately before pouring them into an _already hot_ pan makes them plenty fluffy without adding water.

[ezstreetfilms]

how am i watching this

[alexofire]

Finnally. I can cook something other then pre-made pizza........

[bleuhippo31]

beat those naughty eggs

[langleywallingford]

howe kin eggs be nuaghty???

[toasterman715]

excellent thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vikasbhardwaj007]

she must be jewish which explains her concerns for blood in the egg

[ticmike]

Thanks love !!

My sacrambled eggs came out spot on and they were very tastsy.

Good video, now i can cook more than 1 thing !

[beautifulxkookie]

she has no expression.

& blood in the egg??

wtfff.

i wonder if this is what she learned in rehab.

[chicostacos4]

Is this for children?

[xxshotgunxxproxx]

lol i made eggs

[wwefanzone1]

she forgot to take out that white stuff in the yolk

[angelsfiishy]

blood in your eggs?!

[ZeromusIV]

thanks

[Predatis]

Weirdest chick ever.

[Predatis]

Dude what a germ freak!

[viddelt]

blood in your egg? wtf, fuck you

[Kylec123321]

lol random

[AWSOMEO118]

lady where i am right now i dont need all the details its 12:27 am and im hungry as hell

[FunkyCoochPalace]

LOL

[isselman2000]

Just don't forget to check for blood.

[kavi1257]

omg 78,079 videos thats the most ive seen on youtube

[Lugiarulz233]

ramsay is the baddest chef ever and the meanest i dont like him cuz hes mean and evil

[JGTaveras]

Ending is ridiculous. Ramsay would eat your face.

I don't make scrambled eggs like this. I like them a bit firm so I keep the egg intact throughout the process of it frying in the butter/oil mix.

You have to move very quickly for my technique though, I add warm cream over the yolks after I've beat them in place with a fork, mixing cream. Then I always use a little bit of salt just enough for the yolk to cream with it. After whites start to harden a bit, I fold and cut, not stir.

[Cobbbbbb]

Fuck you.

[PennyCrusHer]

lmao

[belindamarie15]

What ever appened to salt and pepper???

ur eggs are gon 2 taste really nasty!!!! are not a a good chef

[Love2Love88]

wtf..

[KM5347]

2:40 eggs are starting to hot fuck?

lolz

[earlofnim]

lol

[JGTaveras]

pop-up deafy

[KM5347]

wow. don't you think I knew that?

[JGTaveras]

No. It wasn't funny is what I meant by it.

[KM5347]

Oh well. I would rather someone else think I am not funny than have shitty communication skills. Being deaf is completely irrelevant considering you understood that I was making a joke. Not to mention deafy isn't even a word. Next time you think someone isn't funny, just say so, maybe insult them for your disagreement, or better yet just ignore it.

[JGTaveras]

The troll always wins. :D

[bkjoelover]

i wanna jizzz in your face.

[darksmiley2007]

wow lady im not retarded i can wipe my hands and throw away eggshells...

other than that, thanks.

[wendyisred]

i know but how much milk same ammount of water ?? i can eat today yay

[wendyisred]

evil woman beating innocent eggsrofl 1:24

[jbqwerty]

...washing hands to kill bacterias in the middle of a cooking eggs like this? paranoic cooking! hahaha

[D3T0K5]

LMFAO 1:24

[jvshinkuro9]

this video is crap

we didn't even see how her eggs turned out

[aznrockstar]

rofl is this a joke??

[janelso33]

TERRIBLE video. I learned nothing. This woman doesn't even know how to cook properly. For the BEST scrambled eggs made by a professional chef, see "Gordon Ramsey Scrambled Eggs Breakfast"

[MarcJo33]

Lol. Only joking. I like your videos, they're quite interesting actually!

[Marlon395]

This is so retarded that girl thinks we dont know how to wipe our hands, and why make this video? We all know how to make SCARMBLED eggs, and plus milk is better then water :).

[tavenrudderham]

your a bitch =)

[timmahlicious]

I'd beat her eggs really hard. No spillage.

[jago707]

i use milk for fluffyness

[trav10852]

Exactly. I find it is much more better than tasteless water. (As milk adds flavour as well as fluffiness). Usually I do 1 teaspoon per egg.

[aznHSMlover898]

omg we know how to use handzanitizer

[jackdaknife]

lol it lite like the first time and you held it down for like a minute LOL good video though just copied your stuff and it turned out coolio

[tominstreator1212]

ooooooooooooooooooooooo scrambled eggs!