"How We Didn't Date Each Other" Tales Of Mere Existence

[XxWHITENEZZxX]

this girl sounds hot

[soulcreepers]

i want sex...

[soulcreepers]

i want sex... 

[eozeanj]

She sounds like a bitch, to be honest.

[DannyAces]

And when I beat my girlfriend to death with a hockey stick, this shall be my exhibit A for why it was justifiable homicide.

[Argon014]

"cute shit" lol... XD

[DontLikeDontWatch]

You sound just like Will Forte.

[PyrosVideo]

This sounds like my relationship >.< He asked me "How come you never say that you love me?" I hesitated. "Well, because you know it" "Well you can atleast tell me" This doesn't sound exactly the same but this was a few months ago.. maybe September or during summer, oh wait or before summer because I dont think we talked together during the whole summer. It's been 3 months since we talked to each other & i'm getting worried.

[lungcancerdancer]

Is... is there a sequel..?

PLEASE tell me there is...

[AgentXPQ]

@lungcancerdancer No, there is no sequel.

-L

[BUENMUNDOS]

love this two side story

[TheVelma16]

She kind of sound like Olivia Olson (as Vanessa doofenshmertz from phineas and ferb)

[deadbombkiller]

Sounds like my life

[poop13xxx]

omg this is so close too my relationship with this girl andrea its not even funny O_O................

[TheLambdaTeam]

Girls giving me a headache....that's why :)

[BintAlHaq]

lol this is the best stufff ive ever seeeeeeeeen

[mleeho]

You guys are the perfect couple.

[IzzySparks396]

lol. i love how i can see the hand in the back just drawing it :3 but yeah funny video >.<

[ytiiyays]

lev make more , make more quickly .. MAKE MORE EPISODES !!!!

[ddevincenzo]

Which Berklee/Berkeley are you talking about?

[unrecognizedgenius]

@ddevincenzo No doubt UC Berkeley seeing as Lev lives in San Francisco and Berklee College of Music is in Boston...

[ddevincenzo]

@unrecognizedgenius Oh damn. I'm a Berklee student and it would still make sense over here. Your genius has been recognized!

[saffiewaffey]

This is soo true! We play stupid mind games with each other to figure out if we really like each other instead of just asking the question. Why do we all do this?!

[ZaneBarrow]

4:32

...Am it he only person who saw "cute shit"?

[SirBalves]

It was really cute have way through.. but then.. ._.

[HuggableThorn]

This is my life right now..

[InvaderZimMokima17]

awww

[KennaStyles]

Boy: "I think we dated for a month."

Girl: "I think we had sex for a month."

[carbondioxide91]

*headacheeeeeee*

[levipwndHD]

nice name

[laurapie92]

I'm this girl.

[FirePhoenix89]

Great video when is part two coming out!! XD

[stereosonic18]

I loved this one! :D

[KoolThing14]

That didnt end how I had expected :l

[lyssiebubbless]

Awwww

true love

[rayadasmentales]

At the end they should have said that they love each other :)

[sk8monkey10000]

she sounds hot

[ANormalGuy]

Would've been really nice if he said "I want you" at the very end

:D

*cough*

[krazycore]

I will tell you what i want.. MORE LEV's VIDEO!!!

[Sputnik312]

why are there little white/gray dots on the words in the intro.

[xFishesx]

u guys notice sum1 drawing the stuff in the background? LOL xD

[magykflyte6]

@xFishesx Yeah. I noticed it immediately on the first video of his I watched.

[xFishesx]

@magykflyte6 Lol xD

[loolmeanslolxD]

You should have said, "I want a pair of non dry balls!"

[komasdfg]

bullshit detector.... hahahahha

[101ahole]

Hindrance. lol

[MetaNeonNox]

heheh :D I like this.

[nastykilla23]

what just happend

[DJBucca]

Are you two actually going out?

[kobiua]

@DJBucca I hope they do!

[TheyCallMeSteve0]

i like these lol

[shannonlynn3]

"Cute Shit".

LOL'D.

[SkyfalconTin]

dang! misunderstood each other

[TheMoogle3]

Desoskeieskies The idiot. Wait! WHAT!

[MrCocanuts]

LMAO this is killin ME!!!!

[elprrrrr5]

this is just happening to me with one bitch i met...

[BlueRainsRed]

haha they both seem hot but fucking crazy lmfao lolol

[Dillanthevillian]

i've watched most of them, and by far this is the longest and funniest it seems

btw she seems hot...............

[britishvoiceisbest]

Ahh i love this one <3

[penguinofhell]

This made me sad...

I never had a girlfriend yet! (16)

[ardellgough]

See... I wanna know who wrote this, male or female... Cause I garauntee that bitch would date his friend Sean, if not that at least sleep with him after she broke up with Lev.

And why did she kiss him and date him if she thought it was weird that he kissed her so suddenly? Wasn't that a douchebag move?

[youisiaint]

@ardellgough true, a lot of the time most girls don't want to seem typical but they secretly all love the cocky/asshole types. Women want a nice sensitive guy... to be their FRIEND, but they want an asshole to have sex with.

[mmartadeu]

lol

[nipun45]

u scare me..

[vehlajatt22]

the first time i've heard a bit of emotion in lev's voice (even if he was pissed)

[avatarmaniac4721]

"We didn't sleep together, but we did fall asleep."

[BlueRainsRed]

@avatarmaniac4721 best line haha

[dillon3194]

"i want to be happy :c"

"same"

[oooTOFAooo]

"How Sweet" - "Cute Shit" hahahahahahaha

[papercut272]

try... I want you!

[Not0fThisWorldr]

"It's actually very nice to here you say that." "Thank you."

[hay326159487]

LOL "i think we dated about a month" "i think we had sex for about a month"

[caffreit]

excellent stuff

[pinkskyness]

niace

[wareagle649]

sees?! thats why i stays "singles". too busys to even dates a girls!! they has a problems and they talks to you like yous spose to fixes it? rather stabs my eyes outs with a pencils or something.

[d00dslice]

@wareagle649 sweet skwisgar.

[thelostpiranha]

is this scripted...well i know parts of it are..but the back and forth banter? also she sounds cute because she sounds a bit like zooey deschanel.

[TheLegendaryStudent]

Dude, I go to Berkeley!

[Zenpharian]

I have no idea how I found this funny...

[geass1928]

this shit is so real. im subscribing :D

[JayTay000]

describes all relationships i have had with girls....still haven't found one that'll date me for more than a month....they all just love those demented mind games

[clorets12]

This reminds me of 500 Days of Summer.

[sierraaawrr]

@clorets12 haha that's what i've been thinking the whole time!

[thatguysreviews]

@clorets12 great movie

[LianeandAmy]

I'VE WATCHED THEM ALL. NOW WHAT DO I DO?

[emLevit]

@LianeandAmy Now get a life :)

[MrRobotTits]

@emLevit Wow you're cool.

[emLevit]

@MrRobotTits Can I ask why? Let apologize for not thanking you, I can't be sure weather you are being sarcastic or not...

[johanns1968]

@LianeandAmy Either wait for the next one, or off yourself.

[ZeroCashStudios]

@LianeandAmy suicide

[krazycore]

@LianeandAmy just wait..

[darkcoeficient]

@LianeandAmy become a sage

[randombeibe]

@LianeandAmy WATCH THEM ALL AGAIN! :D

[ZaneBarrow]

@LianeandAmy Congratulations. you just watched all of Lev's videos! Go outside.

[quicktacular]

that was awesome!

[h4tchetman]

Lol welldone man fuckin funny shit

[damuit]

fucking genius!

[ThePervertedWhore]

Wow you are such a bastard... I love it!

[Froobnoobz]

I'll 2nd that lol

[Sladkaya666]

OMFG, my love story !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[TheNameNoOneUsed]

Haaaaa... You guys are a funny couple... Are you still together??? FOOD FOR THOUGHT

[Altinum]

I should go to sleep. School in 6 hours. But these are so addicting...

[tasteslikeginger]

...so what happened?!

[TheHayleyEmily]

kind of reminded me of five hundred days of summer.

[SecretfulWolf]

We didn't sleep together but we did fall asleep.

[meg1241989]

that....made me hella sad. lol

[truvibez]

SPOT ON

[dinoanimal15]

so this like your Ex or sumthing?

[doggysareawsome]

Okay this. Was amazing.

[usedtobeemo]

ha ha bullshit detector

[Izzy331]

lame, i need the answer to what they want!

[coli456789]

@Izzy331 how can you call it lameit funny

[Zyphera]

A girl!

[wakamoleee12]

I wana hump it hump it....get on top!!!

[yoyopeiyn]

that was depressing

[oneclipleft]

You two should get married. You seem to have all the basics down pat!

[minus12345]

Lev, you're pedantic bullshit is why you have trouble with women. Sean is better than you.

[Chrikke666]

@minus12345 your*

[dracomage111]

I want Some poon

[MissNenuchi]

u guys are cute together :3

[zogalicious]

cheery.

[MultiAxian]

the characters almost look like something out of an egoraptor animation.. just sayin :P

[conceitarturo]

@MultiAxian egaraptor's later. and far less honest

[MultiAxian]

@conceitarturo i know but sometimes the characters are reminiscent of his style :P like when they're arguing, the eyebrows look so similar to egoraptor's XD

[DustinMichaelWoldt]

98 people found out what they wanted and raged.

[DustinMichaelWoldt]

This is the most emotion I've ever heard in Lev's voice.

[jkcheese]

This, in my opinion is one of the best videos :D

[jkcheese]

Not getting complimented by your girlfriend is one of the many ways you can tell that it isn't going to go on for much longer..

[LudicGraphix]

If you activate the Transcript sound into text thing "Dostoeysky" becomes "Defense team the eighteen." Odd?

[Brendanofthecult]

That was great, Lev. You should do more like that XD

[xoxTatiaxox]

we went yto m y place for a little whle..lol..

[Festeryouth72]

Ha that was too funny and cute

[chelseae22]

Everyone had been through this.

[SummerGameProject]

"then we went back to her place. we didn't sleep together, but, we did fall asleep." LOL!

[MeestaNoName]

love her voice

[akemitsukino]

HAHAHAH.

[ACSLATER92]

- "what do you want?"

- "what do you want?"

- "i asked you first"

- "what do you think i want?"

[krelle233]

awesome! though bouth seems fuck'd up. Love your cartoons!

[SuperRandom3333]

Bullshit Detector XD

[Ml9ll]

I love how they are telling their seperate stories but having a conversation at the same time.

[anythinggoesjoe]

ill tell you what i want get your phat ass over here so i can ride it

[qweenofthestars]

Sounds like they're dating to me

[xXmetalrockcanpXx]

DAMN.... they got probs...

[tamichth]

Love it!

[schokaholik]

seeing the end of this video where they began arguing i started to feel pretty uncomfortable ^^

[chapacoka]

@schokaholik I've never felt uncomfortable around that type of situation before. In fact it's become sort of a ritual for my own "Sean". And somehow I was always dragged into it to decide which side I was on, though in the end it never really made a difference.

[WillStanton]

Fuck I hate that excuse: "Can we stop seeing each other because I don't want to get too attached" or "Can we stop seeing each other because I fear I like you too much."

To the women of the world: I would like you to know that this is so very very pathetically weak and anyone who breaks up with a man this way is scum.

[basketball727]

seddie!!!!!

[webkinzfan1197]

@basketball727 Seddie?

[basketball727]

@webkinzfan1197 oh seddie is sam and freddie on icarly! they act like them if they were dating! seddie is so sweet

[webkinzfan1197]

@basketball727 Ah, I thought it was a pairing just didn't know which. And yeah, they would act like this.

[SilentPete720]

98 people went to Berkeley.

[Fma1416]

3:50 Jesus, he sounds so much like a woman here.

[TheOneBeatleManiac]

It's not Lev talking in that moment, it's Adrianne, the girl xD.

[Fma1416]

@TheOneBeatleManiac I don't mean sound as in his voice, I mean the way he talks is the same way a woman would. It's like they switched roles as man and woman.

[TheOneBeatleManiac]

Yeah, probably.

[jkcheese]

Woah, You know too much about this stuff..

[gotmeagrape]

Sigh, there's got to be ONE video that I can't relate to at all. I'm not going to sleep until I find it.

[Nightouch13]

@gotmeagrape Have you found it yet?

[yumakutsuu]

@gotmeagrape You'll never find it, nor will I.

[FallOcean88]

who is the girl your talking to?

[Lollyholly99]

@FallOcean88 please READ. idiot.

[240ZWarrior]

what do they want?

[ZaneBarrow]

there is no such thing as a perfect relationship.

If you show me a man who is perfetly happy and content in a relationship, i'll see a man ready to explode from stress.

[2Drocks77]

lol, The Idiot was all about a nice, generous, epileptic man. So on the bright side she thought you were nice & loveable, on the down side she also saw you as an epileptic.

[TheAlbinoMilkshake]

U 2 are crazy about each other

[darkprose]

"Yeah, she goes to Berkley all right..." That joke has a lot of truthful resonances with me, and I'm sure with others, too.

[jadeOshin1234]

Well what do you people want??? i want to know!!!!..well atleast pretend i do

[atticuscb]

lesson taken away from this story.....start a blog to pick up 22 year old college girls.

[wubbyster92]

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! NO, YOU FIRST!!! NO, YOU!!!

FINE, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WAD I WANT!!!!!!!!

[cheeseyrawr]

I fucking love the old 50's ads. XD

The ones where the woman is all happy and ecstatic with her new kitchen or home cleaning appliance and it says:

"This anniversary, get her a new vacuum!"

They totally crack me up.

[trinifishstix]

what happened? i WANT to know what happened :(

[weirdoalisa]

This is my favorite

[BintAlHaq]

LOL OMG <3

[Wolf9006]

Both of you want to break up right?...

[PhoenixoftheDawn]

i really liked this one. =) It didn't make me feel depressed or sad just really interested in what was going on. But don't get me wrong, I like the sad/depressed ones too.

[0liverGuy12]

man you date bitches

[Batistafanx5]

Supar angry face

[greenalert08]

lol