Shaq top 10 quotes

[micolo123]

Must have been one of the biggest graduation gowns ever made.

[13hamos]

Shaq lee Roy....

[NerdyAndJerkish]

Freakin' French

[stifflersmum7]

This man is witty as hell haha

[probrojeffro]

Shaq was the Mohamed Ali of basketball. 

[SlickDickLick]

@probrojeffro How are Arabs relevant to Shaq?

[blakelkr]

@SlickDickLick I really hope your joking man.

[SlickDickLick]

@blakelkr It's "you're", not "your".

[elementle]

she's alright... i would

[oregonduck95]

#5 is my favorite hahaha

[SuperVeghead]

Deez muffins iz reel guud

[TheGutiargod]

I don't give a shit :D

[jl287771]

2:50

[BirdOfJove]

ahahaha, legend. hey it must be hard finding sun glasses that fit when your the size of shaq!

[anselmox99]

watching this never gets tired

[Sk8boybom3r12]

Exuse My Freakin French

[uncleJoeX7]

@teamrocketjump I'm not crying and or talking to you...but thanks

[TheHappyShot]

Shaq were on live... *oh shit* I don't give a fuck

[WayToRide]

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[uncleJoeX7]

@steveywoner20 well said but, he was still way overrated...hakeem Olajuwon that was a center man..I know I'm gonna thrashed bc you prob love shaq and think he's a god and all..just admit he is and was overrated..

[Harrisabd]

Pureud

[ufan4life]

Shaq AHHHHH hes the savior of the universe lmao

[blownspeakersss]

"and if we dont win then none of that shit matters...excuse my freakin french" smh shaq

[rad4795]

Shaq was a force

[D83Aleks]

shap knows what yugoslavia is - im proud

[uncleJoeX7]

and play shaq one and one?? what an idiot..

[uncleJoeX7]

no I'm not "trolling" whatever the fuck that is....shaquille had no game other than dunking...he had very little "skills" and was ONLY successful bc he was so much bigger and stronger than the competition...that's not a great basketball player if you ask me..I know no one did but I'm sick of this shithead getting praise for dunking for 20 years and never developing an outside game or a shot of any kind...

[steveywoner20]

@uncleJoeX7 Well being big and being able to over power other players to put points on the board is skill and an asset to the team. a 2point dunk is worth just as much as a 2point jump shot. and just because shaq didnt take 3pointers doesnt mean he has no skill. Dominance on the boards wins games period

[TeamRocketJump]

@uncleJoeX7 quit life if your sick of it Crying on a youtube video isnt gno change anything

[joshuap413]

lsu- love shaq university can you digggg ittttttt!

[Thebloodieshoes]

we are on live.. i dont give ashit

[NightMajikProduction]

PERIOD! PUREUD! I'm using that from now on!

[xxbrkdwnxx]

sacremento queens. priceless. lol

[justnel4]

@Unclejoex7 why dont you play shaq 1 v 1 first player to 100 wins, and tell me then if hes overrated? The most overated player... Im not sure... Kobe is good, hes just a jackass. One sinful dude. Shaq is cool though, how can you not like him? Hes freakin halarious.

[EnJayPrayka]

period- P U R I O D

[everydayofpuzzeling1]

@David85934 thanks for the wikipedia runtrough about shaq, although next time, stop pretending to be a mr know-it-all you fa.g

[IconicTormentz]

@DerJungeMiroslav and yet its not in the top comments

[sawakadin]

my most favorite qouter of him are " hjdbas,nbd, ,bas,dmba,mdb"

[uncleJoeX7]

most overrated player in nba history...

[1227weaverb]

@uncleJoeX7 are you trolling?

[6flakes]

I didn't think that shaq would be a soft spoken person

[connorsaad11]

@Sensui01

Move on bro. It's 2012

[Sensui01]

@connorsaad11

yup. memories just came back to me when i got nba 2k12. if you know what i mean. lol

[Leemurrr]

Period. P-U-R-E-U-D. Pureud.

[Sensui01]

bottom line

lakers shouldnt have that 3 peat. stern and the nba knows that and shaq knows that.

the hell with him calling sacramento kings the sacramento queens.

the sacramento kings were the real champions in 2003 not the bitch ass lakers

[sphinxsx]

@Sensui01

what are you talking about, lakers didn't even win the title in 2003

[Sensui01]

@sphinxsx

2002 i mean. sorry

[MrCoolquip]

im likei owne doowkd beeehak haidkel isiake nowk deiussiul. muffins are good. disolakds. sodkwladkfe jdsem diskalee. thats what i hear

[waydej87]

Tryin to take over the ******* game, shaq were on live. I dont give a ****

[LilGQOfficial]

Watch this! My song for Shaq deeez

/watch?v=MKl2Q_tglqE

[tristian1122]

Lol shaq straight snapped on #3

[BeamerakaBhargav]

He looks like LL Cool J when he talks about the Queens

[1994sunsfan]

number three always cracks me up

[BeardedVillain]

DFGjsdgfieZDJSDgjdsgirSCDGKdfy­ghrthdf - Shaq O. Neil.

[mike23456789101112]

0:16  Kobe Bryant 28pts 10ast!! 3blks AHAHAHAHAH NICE

[teslacarfan]

"Shaq we're on live". "I don't give a shit".

[stormfire180]

ahhahahahhahaha!! he's a boss!!!!

[franksinatransgender]

"try take over the fucking game" shaq we are on live "i dont give a shit" hahaha

[enkuroichigo]

Period. P-U-R-E-U-D. lol

[1187george]

I didn't understand one word he said .. haha

[kavonbez]

who else read the sports ticker? who the hell is eddie freeman? i remember travis henry, he had like 30 kids

[4ofakindOfficial]

I dont give shit that ur canadian I'm shaq BITCH!!!!!

[VenTiion]

i dont give a SHIT! lmao

[folgerz16]

@PaulllNumeroUno yeah he is .. But he's still my favorite player to ever play the game!!!

[MarqNMiTCH]

"Their trying to take over the fucking game." Shaq,we're on live! "I don't give a shit!" lmao

[morgantown1]

The woman news anchor looks like a hotter Kristen Johnston, chick from 3rd Rock

[PaulIlNumeroUno]

this man is a serious dickhead...

[Migsfigs]

DEJA-VU

[johnsaxton18]

Written Speech Major lol

[JRLaxbro]

Shortest book i have ever read "Free-throws I Made" by Shaquille O'Neil

[Cornoholio21]

I.M Canadian!!!!!!!!!!

[andre72]

3:10



[TheMoststrangenews]

Can't wait for worst nipple piercing --------------→

[BurnInTheLight]

gosh that reporter at the beginning after shaq talks is sexy as fuck

[Pmike2345]

@BurnInTheLight u think so? guess me an u have different taste cuz i don't think she's that hot. i think she's just average

[Quigster23]

Derpy Hooves would be proud of #2.

[JenniroKing]

Shaq - They wonder why the league is loosing money, thats why. People pay good money to come watch these athletes play and they try to take over the FUCKING game.

Reporter - Shaq were on live.

Shaq - I don't give a shit.

[TimHowardII]

@JenniroKing Yep, that's almost every lockout in any sport for you.

[upyours537]

#9 is hilarious!

[MrDonnieMurphy]

clearly worst nipple piercing directly relates to this video....

[ntate123]

@MrDonnieMurphy It's relating to everything knowadays...

[David85934]

@MrDonnieMurphy SHAQ is a former American professional basketball player. Standing 7 ft 1 in (2.16 m) tall and weighing 325 pounds (147 kg), he was one of the heaviest players ever to play in the NBA. Throughout his 19-year career, O'Neal used his size and strength to overpower opponents for points and rebounds.

[therunescapepimp]

@David85934Fag, or faggot (slang), an American English slur for a homosexual or effeminate man.

[TheNajort]

@MrDonnieMurphy

You know why? It's cus schmucks like me will click on it regardless...

[theninja0508]

10: from tunis abroad, women from to implement from to do well have menaged. fruid and fruit trees. ... 9: twenty years ago my beloved nbc, will open up the appearnce of cowgirls. which i was facing alot of. Yugoslavia thirty like about proposal, there wil be able to lois and clark kent, unusual. ... 8: aamar, help or left leg! have also traveled around the world! ... 7: schedule we will, doesn't work, smaller la, a. ... etc.... broad you by CC translate...makes subtitles fun and random :)

[thekingofbitchez]

WTF how is this related to Worst Nipple Piercing Reaction Ever

[MrMiamifins]

@thekingofbitchez hey wanna watch it wit me

[thekingofbitchez]

@MrMiamifins yeah why not. looks good

[MrDro10]

this nigga is crazy!

[Nakiki18]

I really love reading the comments on videos. Sometimes it is the only reason I watch them.

Shaq does mumble a lot though...

[vishalb94]

God DAMMIT~! I Put the volume up all the way and still cant understand a thing he's saying!

[Spy1228]

SACRAMENTO QUEENS ! xD !!!!!

[zachweber]

One of the most overrated players of all time

[steven4570]

@zachweber uhmmm nope...as it stands right now lebron takes that award. Shaq has rings

[darraghk1989]

i understood this fine

[PookyBrownstone]

P-U-R-E-U-D

[pcdude000]

"we are not worried about the sacramento queens" lol 2:15

[deedoodop]

ok off to nipple piercing reaction...thumbs up if ur doing the same

[uknowispeaksense]

@deedoodop seen it

[DETHxWOLF]

"stare into the abyss long enough and the abyss will stare into you"

[Heyitzj0sh]

i miss Shaq </3

[DimitrisP99]

just met shaq today. He was at a book store signing his new book.

[starwarsfan767]

Umad?

[HelloMrHaque]

Haha I think shaq had a few too many muffins!

[turboreattore]

what about when he said to a reporter that his red jacket was horrible and awful at the same time?

[LinZeeLinuz]

game has lost not only one its most unique players it has lost the biggest entertainer ever of the league.

maybe thats why the league really chose this season to lock out the players.

no shaq no fun.

dwight howard now has to fill the void!

[blueshark2010]

Another good one I heard was when Shaq played a game in Greece, He was asked if when in Athens, if he went to the Parthenon. His response? "I can't remember what clubs we went to." :)

[CheckmateRidRot]

don't know nothing about this guy except that he a big giant basketball player, but after seeing this piece of art, I would like to elect this man as president of the world, what a guy!

[MolotovPolotov]

every time this guy speaks we need a fucking subtitles

[David85934]

@MolotovPolotov SHAQ is a former American professional basketball player. Standing 7 ft 1 in (2.16 m) tall and weighing 325 pounds (147 kg), he was one of the heaviest players ever to play in the NBA. Throughout his 19-year career, O'Neal used his size and strength to overpower opponents for points and rebounds. He won three consecutive championships in 2000, 2001, and 2002. O'Neal was traded to the Miami Heat in 2004, and his fourth NBA championship followed in 2006.

[xxxxcrimsontidexxxx]

@MolotovPolotov a subtitles? you mean a subtitle? dont make fun of someone and you cant do any better moron

[MrSwaggaTime]

@MolotovPolotov and a english check for you!

[P715R]

gosh, I can't wait for a guy who mumbles and sounds like Barry White's slow son to be a commentator next to "Turrible" Charles.

[LYNYEDJONAWOKAT24]

can u diggg itt???

[ddogboy]

TNT is going to be so funny with him, Chuck, Kenny, Cwebb and Ernie Johnson.

[kierkegaardrulez]

I don't think I understood more than about 10 words from this clip. 9 of them were in the intro, and the other one was when they bleeped him.

[Kev0n05]

...When basketball was a sport.

[ehlu15]

in english please?

[holypoop88]

@2:46... That's Shaq's impression of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson.

[oOVlPraLLaSlVOo]

p-u-r-e-u-d

[HungOverGargoyle]

I miss when sportscentre was like this

[x420Raptor1]

I love how he claims to be the smartest player in the NBA.... hes a fucking moron

[yanhhoua123]

He was cool until he started being a fat bitch towards Kobe and the Lakeshow in 2005!

[jordonlewis]

2:05 ahahahahaha

[MrKr1171]

i had to turn my computer volume on max to somewhat understand what he was saying.

[TheMcelligott]

shaq we are on live.....i dont give a shit!

[AKgunplay]

subtitles please

[mymsong]

shaq is that big iron man from before todays iron man

[Iphonegotro]

P-U-R-E-.....U-D!! Period.

[brazilking]

*REVISED* LISTof shaq's greatest quotes

Number One:"uwuwruwurwurwurwuruw"

Number Two:"ururuwuwuruwur"

Number Three:"ururuwuwuwuruwuruwuwu..­.ur'

O Shaq u so Crazy :)

[samsung889]

@brazilking lmaoo

[TJWilkerson420]

"write it down, take a picture, i dont care"...he's quoting smokey from friday haha! "write it down, take a picture, i dont give a fuck!"

[LordBazaar]

we're one live...

i dont give a s***

[IconicTormentz]

10. husfhkjewwlkklkjwklfje hype it up

9. wtf was that

8. 3idwjkjqioedkl32jwqdoi23 job

7. weiojfrwjeslkdf aerostotle

6. jjvrkldgjv underwear on eiofjkewljk ya

5. idelwjoifcjewois dontgiva shit

4. iogjvkrejigovr notnotat all

3. ahhhhhh wijkdjkelasj ofdauniverse

2. jkeffcjesdkl uhduh muffin

1. jeirolskdwl ilike toilepapaandatoothbrush

[Ensleynigga17]

@IconicTormentz tolet paper and the tooth brush LMAO

[99bullshart99]

@IconicTormentz Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooool

[nudprod]

@IconicTormentz shaQ L.T.D

[Vip3rC4in0022]

@IconicTormentz efhjsgfsukjhgserkjt CCAAANNNN YOU DIGG ITT

[mynameismobydick]

@IconicTormentz LMFAO!

[DerJungeMiroslav]

@IconicTormentz LMAO awesome job getting more likes than this video has dislikes.

[SandmanCOD]

pureud

[GaM3ify]

umm at 0:17 look at the picture hes like a friken body builder!!!

[Amp1tude]

i bet he's high as fuck hence the shades

[GodVikingsAerosmith]

SportsCentre?

[djpxfreshx]

excuse my freakin french lmao



[indianajonezftw]

0:40 and put on closed captions

[romanvanpersie]

some volume would be nice!

[Korezawr]

Reporter: Shaq we're on live

Shaq: i don't give a fuck!

[ILoveMaryjane215]

@Korezawr i think he said shit

[NorCalibrator]

@Korezawr i don't give a shit.

[DillingerEscapeMan]

@Korezawr *shit

[SurvivalistPro]

@Korezawr He said shit. Not fuck.

[stlcardinalsfan202]

@Korezawr he says i dont give a shit not fuck..........

[Zackeizer96]

@Korezawr he said shit, not fuck

[Rumpeskalk]

Heared that an English version will be out soon..

[xAmericansovereignty]

Fucking awesome guy, even though he can be a little bit arrogant sometimes.... no ones perfect

[serenadesilhout]

0:40 Phil Jackson 18 points 5 rebs?

[MrMrFunnybunny1]

LOL put it on closed captioning LOL

[cp19imsaved]

funny lsu stands for love shaq university

[SpecOpsSpecialist]

lmfao at "Molson Canadian... i am Canadian" xDDD

[alwaysanecesity]

mad funny

[bballallday412]

lol captions hahaha

[RandomJ0e]

So shaq sleep naked 0_o

[rusty111fire]

Anyone else notice the Spurs beating the 76ers 105-72 on the bottom? LOL

[jannymonkey]

maybe we should hype it up?

[B1JCH]

try using closed captioning it helps a bit

[31fishy]

i didnt know shaq spoke russian...well it defs wasnt english

[z4ng3tsu1ch1g0]

That Ostertag was a BUM

[thermalthomas]

Shaq, I was an idol but you are actually dumb!

[b20jdmintegra]

How is he gonna be a commentator on ESPN.

I predict failure

[MantisAtlantis]

awe mate period. Timeout. That my friends is personality ... something we could learn to do =)

[geekatzombies4life]

the captioning makes this so much better

[bennhanny01]

we are not worried about SAC Queens!!!

[tarantulady]

The caption translator thinks his name is Sak.