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  • Simon actually does silly funnier here lol

    

  • Simon! We miss you! come back :(

  • Noel's style of comedy IS very simple and in theory anyone could do it... but it's never as funny as when Noel does it.

  • It's funny because it's true. 

  • noel fielding is a talentless waste of space

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  • @b33y00urs33lf What are you insinuating? I can't be doing with all these cryptic comments.

  • when the woman says "i'm gonna watch" :L

  • He did get told off, but I feel his "motorbike made of jealousy" comment showed that, while his humor just got broken down, he's so random and off the wall that simon kinda shook his head and thought 'oh you got me there though'

  • totally owned. since simon has been off the show its turned into a z list celeb love in. i no longer watch it.

  • lol I <3 Noel and this was hilarious. I am sure he took it in stride.

  • Simon ripped apart the dynamics Noel's humour here. :p

  • @MegaEmGem yeah but the 'motorbike made of jealousy' thing was a pretty good comeback

  • Noel has that strange gift of absurd humour. For him it just...works somehow.

  • I miss Simon hosting every week. Some of the guest hosts this season have been poorly chosen. Frankie Boyle better host again this year. I wish he would do it all the time.

  • which season and episode was this?

  • @diway64 S21 E04.

  • Scripted as fuck.

  • @1878EFC2008 How scripted is 'fuck' then?

  • @WestieShan04

    Slightly less then the rest of the jokes on this abomination.

  • @1878EFC2008 Just because you aren't witty doesn't mean other people aren't.

  • @vampirechickita

    I'm extremely witty. In future don't make assumptions about people you don't know.

  • @1878EFC2008 Well, in the future you might not want to make assumptions about things you know nothing about too. 

  • @vampirechickita

    I didn't. I know this is scripted.

  • @1878EFC2008 The jokes are, but the banter isn't.

  • noel feilding is awesome, he got owned hear though

  • Im watching this on a computer with a keyboard made of scrabble blocks

  • Apparently Noel really did used to get pissed off at the way Simon would ridicule the guests. Personally, I think it's been pretty bland since he left... they've had the odd good guest presenter but seriously, Tim Westwood? In the good old days that walking punchline would've gotten the piss ripped out of him on Buzzcocks and rightly so.

  • I don't get why people think this is funny. It just doesn't mean anything so why is it funny?

    Simon makes a better Noel than Noel does.

  • The face he makes after he says the motorbike thing.

    He knows he won that one.

  • Oii Noel , ya know what's more pathetic than no comeback? A lousy comeback.

    Here's a important rule: DON"T EVER THINK YOU ARE THE SMART ASS AROUND SIMON.

    EVA!

  • @agata521 I think a lousy comeback is better than a lack of knowledge in the spelling area.

    DON'T EVER DIS THE FIELDING! HE WILL SLASH YOU UP! :P

  • @HumanoidBeauty actually a lack of comeback shows you have enough sense of humor to accept that someone is funnier than you . Fielding tries too hard . And why does he keep touching his hair all the time?

  • Even though I have nothing against Noel I don't find him funny at all whereas Simon although sometimes a bit harsh, is a lot witter and clever with his jokes.

  • 'No, with a motor bike made of jealousy' ahahhahaha Noel!!

  • wow, simon took the wrong road to bettering Neol. everyone knows that neol is the king of random lol 

  • @animelover5076

    I agree, Somin got owned by Nelo. I mean Nole. I mean Neol.

  • @winkle1200 I wouldn't want to. I don't find him funny TBH

  • Simon right. noel is pointless anyone can sit there saying random words!!

  • Noel rocks big time!! =)

    I love them both, tho.

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  • omg is that MEG? I mean, Kristen Schaal. How'd she get across the pond?

  • @princesstamika prolly swam it, God forbid she should board an aeroplane, what with Heathrow and all

  • @CorvusCorone68 She just seems like a random guest is all. She's not even all that well known in the US.

  • @princesstamika Balloon!

  • @JoellyMoley ooooh, just like Baron Munchausen

  • this is my favourite clip from never mind the buzzcocks ever.

  • hahahahaha! ahhh Noel you make my sould smile

  • Disclaimer: Simon Amstell is Definately Wrong

  • To the people asking what he's said it's "a motorbike made of jealousy" he's not referencing anything, they had just been saying how he throws out funny words and it works "a motorbike made of jealousy" is a combination of those "funny words" *side note* no he didn't say gelatin. I hope I've cleared that up.

  • Could someone please explain to us who don't understand what he means by "A motorbike made of jealousy" ?

  • @spruceroot I think he said gelatine, as in jelly.

  • @starryeyedocean He said jealousy. It just adds to the ridiculousness of the situation.

  • @spruceroot Motorbike was just random, but he was implying that Simon was jealous of him.

  • Wow. Are people seriously arguing about this? They're both great comedians in their own right. They're also good friends who are bantering for television. This is a pointless argument.

  • I get confused when Noel's being so quick witted, because it proves that no one has shagged his brains out yet.

  • i don't understand, is it a reference to something, a motorbike of jelousy? please someone explain.

  • Fielding getting called out on his pretentious bullshit. Nice.

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  • @panthermes Where was that then? I must have missed that.

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  • @panthermes How am I retarded? How did the beaky goblin faced prick get the better of this exchange? Explain, cunt face.

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  • @panthermes It's TV, they can't argue all night long you silly cunt. By the way, you're the one who started with the unimaginative insults if you care to refresh your memory. Then you preach about morals, laughable! I bet you think you're being really imaginative by liking this moon faced twat. Like Amstell says, anyone can do what he does, he's not clever, he's just pulling random words out of the air. Only dopes like you fall for it! I leave when I want to leave, thanks all the same.

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  • @panthermes Yes, but a whole night is made up of lots of seconds you dozy cunt, there has to be a cut off point. Even if Amstell did reply, it would have been edited out , they are hardly going to have a whole episode with an argument running through the whole fucking thing are they? You're also claiming to know what gifts someone who you have never met possesses. How's that tiny brain of yours? LOL

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  • @panthermes Haha, you removed your comment, because even you realised you have lost. Nice try, but you're a scrawny, clueless. 12 year old cunt. You don't win arguments, you lose.

  • @SimonCoweI No, I removed my comments cause you're just a stubborn tool. No point in arguing with a moron like you.

  • @panthermes Why did you start an argument with me then, fuckwit? You removed your comment because you lost and look like a fool.

  • Greatest. Comeback. EVER!!!!

  • Greatest. Comeback. EVER!!!! a motorbike made of gelatine!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AlcoholicPolarBear it's jealousy not gelatine i think

  • Simon gets it spot on.  Random ramblings aren't funny.

  • mel ftw!!!

    'and i will... watch' hahaha epic :D

  • I love Noel- but Amstel I think is the wittier of the two- and he was spot on with his jibe, which is why Noel reeled back slightly. Still, play fighting is all about making the other feel more uncomfortable!

  • Are you people serious? I love Noel Fielding but he got owned here bigtime.

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  • @panthermes Nah Amstell showed how easy Fieldings brand of humour is, then Noel proved him right. Reminds me of the South Park that mocked Family Guy. They're both great its just that ones much more clever than the other.

  • @SuperHunt88 with a motorbike made of jealousy.

  • For a minute there, Noel looks genuinely on the spot, like he knows he's been called out. Then, you can see the moment when the motorbike line enters his head and he knows he's got it.

  • I plan to marry Noel Fielding.

  • Bahahaha "no, with a motorbike made of jealousy" I love him -3

  • Never start a battle with Noel, you'll never win.

  • @franinconverse err noel was totally owned. since simon has been off the show its turned into a z list celeb love in and is a pile of shit

  • "with a motorbike made of jealousy", lmao (':

  • Lol Noel's just naturally funny XD

  • @80snessEj lol

  • no matter what they are doing, or who it is against, Noel will always win. Its just they way it has to be.

    He is gorgeous and an amazing comedian. If anyone disagrees, I'll cut the stuffing out of your pillow with a motorbike made of jealousy

    hahaha xx

  • no matter what they are doing, or who it is against, Noel will always win. Its just they way it has to be.

    He is gorgeous and an amazing comedian. If anyone disagrees, I'll slash your pillow with a motorbike made on gelatin!

    hahaha xx

  • i applauded when noel done the moterbike thing hehe im sad

  • I am convinced that Noel Fielding is what's left of the unicorns. 

  • @celinapaz1251 that is the wisest thing i've heard, and probably true :) x

  • which episode is this?

  • lmfao, love noel. tht hole eps funny :P

  • @xmrsxmolkox what episode is this?

  • @Mikuru212 series 21 episode 4 :)

  • I'm not sure all the people arguing watched it to the end; they both end up with their styles vindicated. That's what's great about the clip: it ends in a good place.

  • I'm a guy and I find him funny just because I LOVE random humor. It doesn't necessarily need to be THAT witty, just absurd. Which is definitely the type of humor Noel provides.

  • It's not actually that easy to come up with random funny things and pull it off. Noel has a small comedy market but he's the only comedian doing it which is why he's so successful. Also he's lovely.

  • @HoneyIEducatedTheWeb you don't get the mighty boosh ... you fear it, you fear what is beyond your understanding. you fear the motorbikes and the glitter, and you fear the eels.

  • @floomification legend.

  • @floomification WOO! GLITTER!!!!

    the Mighty Boosh fills me with poncho happinss!

    sorry. but i love noel and the boosh! go Noel!!!

  • just when you think noel's gonna get owned,

    WHAM! motorbike comeback!

  • @elimacca It really wasn't that clever. : P I appreciate the oddness of it but Simon's right it's all nonsense and yeah I do think it's easy to make up nonsense..because it doesn't need to make sense...Thus any words will do. Don't get me wrong, I love Noel but you're giving him more credit then he's due.

  • @CasualObserver001 "pathetic slut" isn't exactly a grown up response either.

  • which episode was this?

  • i don't get the joke... does noel have a motorbike irl and amstell is jealous of him or what? >_<

  • @3Nex no, i think he meant simon was jealous at him. cause simon had said earlier that he could do that, blurt out random words and be funny.

    you know, the glitter thing was aimed at noel so obviously the jealousy thing had to be aimed at simon. so basically, "you're just jealous cause im creative"

  • Noel is just one of those people that are hillarious without even trying to be ! He doesn't need long, well thought out, intelligent jokes, he can just say the first thing that pops into that head of his and have us all in stitches! Absolute comic legend :)

  • Nobody can be rude to Noel Fielding or He'll get you back with confusing words. Exactly like me! ^_^

  • Noel Fielding is the kind of guy that will hurt you if u get in his way. Kinda sinister, there is something about him that says `b Carefull Now..!`

  • Go on Noel!!

    He totally crumbled up Simon like an old Rivita

  • ..Yeah I have to admit my head feels like slamming against a desk when I watch the ''comedy'' of Noel Fielding. I much prefer the intelligent ranting of a David Mitchell or the sardonic wrath of Jimmy Carr.

  • @Dungarth I am a big fan of Jimmy Carr and David Mitchell, but comparing either of them to Noel Fielding is pointless, they have very different styles of comedy, but nonetheless good comedy.

    You yourself point out the differences between David and Jimmy's style, but then you disregard Noel Fielding because his surrealist ways don't suit you as an individual.

    It's like comparing Picasso to Da Vinci, different styles, but it doesn't diminish the fact that they are both amazing at what they do.

  • awww man that was funny 'with a pair of scissors made of glitter?' haha

  • Haha, love! Especially the way, at the end, that Noel goes "No, with a motorbike mad of jealousy", like it's the most obvious answer in the world XP But this whole exchange is just brilliant...

  • @FaerieDust i thought he said motorbike made of gelletine :P

  • @FaerieDust it worrys me that you think that its an obvious answer.

  • @fitzforever I don't, I meant that the way Noel says it sounds like he thinks (or pretends to think) that it is.. To me, at least :P

  • ... you can't cut pillows with motorbikes

  • @SteveTheViking88 write in to Brainiac lol , i bet its possible

  • @SteveTheViking88 you can if it's made of jealousy...

  • Amstell is a smug cunt! :-)

  • amstell almost won then fielding comes in with the perfect last line. ha

  • Where the hell did people get "gelatine" from? Noel CLEARLY says "jealousy", or can't people understand an English accent anymore?

  • "With a motorbike made of jealousy"

    XD

  • @pivotybob Ahhh are you getting offended for your heroe? I bet you'd like to lick his arsehole. Got anything better to say other than twat...you pathetic moron

  • @CasualObserver001 i think twat wins over moron....u lose.

  • @longestroadoutofeden With a stupid name like that you could go and work for that peado cunt fielding and let him give you some much deserved bum love. Quite the self righteous prick aren't we...why don't you butt out cunt chops and go wank off to the eagles TOSSER

  • @CasualObserver001 nope...u fail.

  • @CasualObserver001 Just a suggestion, but people might be more willing to listen to your opinions if you didn't consistently assrape the Queen's English. Are you sincerely that angry over one 58-second clip, or do you put all of your comments through a Johnny Rotten translator before you post them?

  • @CasualObserver001 Pity. It seems you got hit by the motorbike made of jealousy. :(

  • @ScareBear No but theoretically I was hit by a motorbike made of pure bullshit, this cunt is not funny, its spastics like yourself who put him on a pedestal...

  • @CasualObserver001 You're adorable, you really are. You seem to be under the impression people care about your opinion. As for him supposedly being unfunny... I think his fame speaks for itself. But do go on, I'm enjoying you squirm under the idea that people like someone you don't.

  • @ScareBear surely your not fooled by the ruse that if you are famous you have to have some talent, in todays pathetic celebrity world...jordan, jodie marsh kerry katona...i could go on...hookers who tell...xfactor numpties etc etc etc. anyone can be famous today...the ability to be funny or have any talent is not high up on the list of required elements.

  • @longestroadoutofeden Oh, that's definitely true, no doubt about that. I meant that I personally felt his fame was awarded to him justly for genuinely being funny. His sense of humor may not very traditional or particularly intelligent, but he does make people laugh and that's all he set out to do. I understand if that's not your cup up tea, but attacking commenters on a Youtube video about it isn't exactly a mature way to spend your time.

  • @ScareBear to be honest mate spending anytime on youtube discussing anything at all is an immature waste of time.we should be out in the real world doing something useful...but while we are here.......

  • @longestroadoutofeden ... Touché.

  • @longestroadoutofeden we dont have to be doing the world good 24/7, i suppose it just depends on your out look on life, im quite happy to spend my recreational time watching stupid videos and getting my opinion heard. But thats just me, and im fine with it.

  • @CasualObserver001 mmm..bum love, tosser,and spastic...is as far as your intelligence can take you, u have the pity of us all u insignificant little weasle. you can only live in a virtual world and still no-one likes you. i think u should be on one of those sick help me to die sites..i'm sure you would get a wealth of advice from similar people there. cmon lets hear your braindead foul response about how no-one cares about my opinion and some other rubbish u think will hurt my feelings. u r sad

  • @CasualObserver001 So what's it like being covered in pure bullshit?

  • with a pair of scissors made of glitter?

  • They're both amazing but I think Amstell won here. Noel's brilliant though. :D

  • Simon is so true about Noel's material. Most of it is just sayinf random words and then people laugh for no reason (aqlthough on Buzzcocks he does say some stuff the is quite funny)

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  • @catrionaclarke Actually he said a motorbike made of jeasousy.

  • Massive Nole fan but Simon owned him here

  • I'll..slash you up.

  • @MrsAckles09 And I'm gonna waaatch.

  • Look at his fake smile and awkward expression at 0:35, I like Fielding but he got owned there and he knew it.

  • This brilliant. Amstell sends up Noels sense of humour pretty accurately, and all Noel can do is offer a cheeky acknowledgement.

  • i love noel but u have to admit simon pretty much somes him up in this clip :L x

  • amstell fairly gave it to him.

  • :') Noel is a genius.

  • hmm or we find noel sexy because he's so funny. OR he's just straight up funny and his looks are just a bonus. i probably wouldn't have noticed how hot he is if he didn't crack me up so much.

  • @sidisnanners hes funny i like the boosh but a moterbike made of jelosly isint funny AT ALL its just not my brother could of had a better comeback and hes 2, reading these coments from use girls is kind of makeing me start to hate noel now, and i dont want to, THAT WASENT FUNNY if phil would of said that no one would laugh. the only way he could get people to laugh hear was o be retarded

  • @neilwilson557 That's why Noel's funny, though. He's random. Simon pointed it out, that's all. And if Phill had said it, people would have laughed. Comedians tend to be funny, so just accept it and move on.

  • @neilwilson557 Except that the "motorbike made of jealousy" punchline is full of hilarious self-deprecation and basically Noel is conceding that Simon takes the round, but he's doing it in a way that absolutely endears him to everyone and everything.

    Unless they are too thik to really get it. Which seems to have happened in your case.

  • @theblahs Your dead right... i hate the fact that you had to break the joke down...i understand why u did tho.

  • @theblahs Well done for summing that up perfectly. I couldn't be arsed.

  • @neilwilson557 sounds like you might be the one with a motorbike made of jealousy