Entertainment Weekly Twilight Cover Analysis

[mrsjcullen13]

in the better pic, Rob has manboobs

[14lanicup]

He look like a pervert she looks like a slut

[kklola1]

lol the apple is the saveior lol

[GeneralKenobiSIYE]

Twilight sucks. How can a story that has obvious abuse in it be so.... "popular"? The dialog (if you can call it that) is absolutely horrible. Seriously. I've seen better acting in porno. No joke. Makes me want to gag. The only way I'd ever watch this piece of shit is if I bought the Rifftrack for it. It's a commentary done by the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000, in the same style. Hilarious. You get to see what 3 SMART people think about the movie.

[RockChik19]

Lol, This video is completely pointless and pathetic! ;D

[BRITRYE]

if u look close enough at the tatto you can see two wolves in it

[mileyfan13279]

lmao! the apple is the savior x]

[ShanSkip]

i agree whole heartedly with everything you said lol.

plus, you cracked me up. way to go.

[katie12223401]

totally it's like... powdered I have no idea what there were thinking but I agree the apple is the saviour. by the way while I'm rambling did you know the apple on the twilight book cover is the forbidden fruit from the bible and bella's forbidden to edward! so ya

[irockyoursox123]

i saw a new new moon movie book cover and jacob like has a tatoo!!!!! wtf???

[Southparkaddict720]

thats what i thought o_____o since when does Taylor Lautner have a tattoo?!

[irockyoursox123]

but idc hes still hott!

[fLyAazFreak18]

its for the movie silly, its like the cullen crest for the wolves

[Southparkaddict720]

oh. ok. lol :)

[BigBoiSoi]

hey zach hudson

[MatthewJNerger]

Why would you put the sun near a vampire?

Now that one's just a bad decision to make.

[maddee25]

He ah, he has... chest hair?

Does Edward have chest hair?

I don't think he does...

They could of ya know.. waxed it or something or at least photoshopped it.

And what's with the ipstick? I don't know a male vampire that wears lip...stick.

[BilliakaDee]

The apple is the savior!

lol

[hazelking94]

The first hairstyle is a million times better. And that kinda look for the vampire Bella would be quite good (:

xx

[elphabarocks]

that's how they should do kristen in breaking dawn

[happyfeet157]

i totally agree

[Alicethevampire921]

i love this video and i totally agree "The apple is the savior"

[TwilightMyLife27]

What did you use for like the arrows and stuff,like what program?

[ShannonDaveDaysFan]

OMG i really dont like that bit it looks like man boobs YUC!!!! He is touchin her ass!!!! (basicly)

[AlliAllison795]

W.O.W neither of them look high lol

[IMissMTVoice]

Please go to my videos, watch them and then inform MysteryTwilightVoice about them... Please! Because most of us (apart from some haters) want her back...

[katcullen01]

the first hairstyle is better. that's just what i think

[bluebloodcullenvamp]

kristen looks not stoned

[hoops4ev]

she doesn't look like bella your right when i first saw it I was like who is she?

[monkeymail22]

i ththink shes just jealous of edward and bella

[LilSallyMe]

Haha, I liked when you said; "so i'll give them a star, and maybe a sun" x]

[ArmyWifeKyndall]

your voice wouldn't be annoying if you didn't suck your teeth SO much..

[Samhaiine]

The apple does save it:P His hair was so creepy god seriously! the other one was much better:P oh Well I still love him=)

[nevaxo]

i no the voice ur w.e. like your other youtube account i no who this is.. i think lol but i agree

[LemonadeSkittles]

Kristen stewart is some orange there.

[PeaceLove3Twilight]

Lol, you are funny, you remind me of mr and my friends! I do agree though... they should have used the other photo.

[canoeidolCCGM]

what the hale?!?! i don't think thats the best pic of him!! he needs like... a shirt on or something but i love your vids!

[JonasParamoreForever]

Your voice sounds real here..... Is this your real voice?

[teddybear91331]

dude seriously what the hell where they thinking (at first i thought that they were actually making fun of twilight i didnt event think that those were the real actors and what the hells wrong with edward im not trying to rude but it looks like he sporting a gut) seriously the photographer made a huge mistake seriously what the hell..

[shloaybabay]

wtf the apple is a savior? what ever this vid is lame! just sayin no offence but this is totaly retarded!

[BL00DSAGA]

lmao ur funny, i luv ur drawings haha

[CDoggy92]

what the hell...i agree vampires DON'T age! There for his hair shouldn't change it looks like it has powder in it! lol the first one is amillion times better!

[dubblebubble121]

SAVIOR APPLE!

[HottieBuggie]

Hmm. I don't mind the cover, but I would agree with you, the first one looks much better and more Edwardish lol. But I still like that cover even though its not really like Twilight. Like it is Twilight but that just aint Bella you know? Its Kristen not Bella

[blahblah189355]

first one is better... WAYYY better

his hair looks like a tupee in the second and its just not very attractive,also his hair looks like a yellowish/orangish pumpkin and he looks like he just drank 4 litres of grape juice

[Cccooonnnnnniiieee]

LOL I rekon!

[blink182lover5216]

just saw this bella is taner and edware's lip's are darker in the ugly cover

[Cccooonnnnnniiieee]

looks like he's been drinking blood lol

[blink182lover5216]

i watch this just for lol it always makes me happy every time i see it

[JMonkey01]

Is it missing and? abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z I put the right way!

[monequu]

your missing the letters Æ, Ø and Å

[khaotickiddwonder]

Haha funny, what editing system do you use?

[jrc21297]

is that ur real voice? it sounds diff. from ur other vids. that i've seen! ;D

[anm25productions]

ik right it sounds deeper

[tuckerhun1028]

i totally agree with you on most of those points. like...isnt edward supposed to have planes for a chest?? not flab! ew!

[lashortyx]

apple is the savior?

lmao no life.

[TwilightLuver216]

How is the cover sexual?!!!!!!!

[demonX361]

his man tits

lol jk

[TwilightLuver216]

ok... Hahahahahaha

[RedDoors101]

you're a bitch.

[jacksparrow14]

where did you get the Alternate cover?

if it's from the net, maybe it's photoshopped?

but it's PERFECT than the one they officially printed out

[abcdefgx17]

yeah i agree. that cover is not good. kristen looks amazingly gorgeous and rob looks kinda trashy, with the better hairstyle and maybe his nails looked clean haha, it would look bettter. i still love them though, lets not hold it against him.

[babygirlskittles92]

is this ur real voice in this vid

[jhmjms]

shut up ladddyyy!

i think we get the fucken point.

stop talkingg..

lmaooo

the part when yur like moaning that was retartedd omggg. aahha

ok

lmfaoooo

[milenaclairexox]

im sorry but you are uber annoying. i dont care if thats not your real voice. your just annoying.

[masochisticlionlover]

is this your real voice? it sure sounds like it.

[TwiliterluvsRob]

I HATE the cover that they chose, WTHeck were they thinking? The one that you like is the same one that I like, why did they do that to his hair?, it looks totally like orange and powdered, just nasty. That's all I have to say, but overall, I do not like that cover... :(

I still LOVE ROBERT<3

[cali81894]

ew that cover is ewk :xxx

[MargotVellocet]

lol gawker

[dandylion99]

Its actually not that bad with the alternate hairstyle. Kristen is still too pretty (wow that sounds really mean, but what i meant was like she doesn't look like Bella at all) But all in all much better than the one they used.

[MexicanaChica21]

they get a star... and maybe a sun!! lol The apple is a savior

[MrsDanielFelton]

I'll give it a star... and maybe a sun...

i loved when you drew on kristen's face. i couldn't stop laughing. Rob's hair looks scary

[LaaaLaaaLaa2]

Whats wrong with his chest?

[ChilaRocks]

maybe a sun? jajajajaj!!!! I couldn't stopped laughing for hours!!!!!!

[x80WildCat08x]

i like the original one t looks more authentic..

[GvilleGatorGirl11]

I do agree with you on the cover, but Edward looks kind of Emmett-ish.Kinda. I guess. okay. Bye.

[carlyygirliee]

ohmigawd you fucking idiots. shes using a special voice changing thing. shes not fucking four.

[merry1grace]

What the F??? *dies laughing*

[Jonas6300]

What the? Are you like 4

[nanamiriko]

haha.kristen as Bella here looks like how she would look in Bella in the book Breaking Dawn when she becomes a vampire..

[bittyboo93]

I'll give it a star...and maybe a sun! That was great!

[eekylicious]

the apple is symbolic for temptation i believe.

[EAC0777]

i never got it.

whats with the apple??

is that symbolic for something that just flew past my head?

[CaptainFunLaugh]

forbidden fruit

[bananaxbee]

she doesn't look like bella at all. she's just goergeous.

SCRIBBLE ON HER HAHA

[ShontiBillySunshine]

"like what"

"i don't even wanna go there"

"a rose in his mouth"

"she doesn't look like bella at all, she's just like, gorgeous"

"i'll just scribble on her face so she looks more normal"

"there haha"

"so i will accept it, because the apple makes it look okay"

[purplecowsaver9987]

your osund like four haha

[ImGoingHollywood]

okay...has anyone noticed that from the angle of the shot it looks like RPattz has man-boobs?? wtf

[xxCullensCovenxx]

ya I agree

[dfebaby]

when do you have time for this?

you=FREAK

whatdehell is this?

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIKE THIS COLOR, DAMNIT.

[985Candy1Kelly]

Ya, i like it better with the regular hairstyle, And Whats wrong with Robert Pattison Showing His Chest!! I dont mind! ;)

[Duckees61]

"very sexual" lmfao! apple! but a star IS a sun.

[NickJonasiscute34]

u are so annoying!

[dandylion99]

oh my goodness the hair in that alternate picture is beautiful!!! what is with the hair on the actual cover? in other words what were the hair and makeup people on? but i do appriciate (sp?) the apple, i thought that was good

[greenluvr123]

LMAO!!!!

[RobertPattinsonFOSHO]

Where do you get Entertainment Weekly magazines besides subscribing online?

[27MK72]

lol

[tinkerbelljyt101]

did u use picnik for this?

[bllw]

Robert's LOOK is PERFECT for the role of Edward, but I have to say...

Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl struck me as an obvious choice. Robert is just as great for the role, though.

[msingas]

she is knida looking into no-where

[theothertudorgirl]

Great Vid! But I think the one we all like better was an edited version because you can see KStew's hair is lighter as well as her skin and for some reason it looks like Spunk looks a little fitter, you be the judge!

[mddedwardcullen]

okay just wanna start off by saying you are freaking halarious! oh but ps his chest is sexy!

[xxxglamourbabexx]

Your soo funny, im not a hateful person so i will accept it! lol!

[VampyHannah]

lol

[ashleybrooke1415]

For that they get a star.. and maybe a sun.

Haha I freaking love all your videos, so funny!

[lonasxandxhepner]

you are hilarious! I just started watchin your vids today and I already love ya! that may sound a lil creepy but I mean it in a totally non-lesy way!haha

[mysterioscomenter]

this is really off topic but i think that kristen is to fricken pretty because the book described her as really average looking

[lolabrooke]

i dont think she is pretty at all i think she is rwally average looking

[kltwilighter]

ok, the apple is the savior.. lol nice, really.. also, did anyone notice his belt buckle.... it was on the side where you could see it, not where it was supposed to be.. weird. just thought i should share that.

[iamcool120]

*SPOILER WARNING*

well at least we know that if they make all the other movies where bella is a vampire she can looks totally gorgous! thats a plus! lol

[zoefly]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! god i loved this video! myseterytwilightvoice, ure amazing... i loved the part where u were like, i dont want to go there (referring to the offending chest) and when u gave them a sun, for the apple. super!

[battlechick]

lol love this video!

But I agree with the chest area too it's kind of like.:S

[misskpa]

yerr videos are soo funny! and everything im thinking, yuhh say it here which is really good!! thankx!!

[carol0150]

woah...that's kristen...i didn't read the cover i heard of it and i saw it but i never read it

[happyemofreak]

the rose and the mask on bella is hilarious

[lilskittle12345]

OK one more thing! you are a hateful person! you totally judged them for like no reason! like that probable wasn't even there idea! and like you can totally tell they air brushed!! so please shut the **** up you *****!!!!!!!! im sorry your probably only 8 or 9 but... ugh!

[lilskittle12345]

ok you no, shut **** up!!! im sorry, but there not in a sexual move! but i agree with you that bella looks gorgeous! but seriously, shut up!

[KairixXxSora16]

The apple makes EVERYTHING ok... LOL

[atheneathenehaa]

I do believe you photoshopped the one on the left & let me say this! I love it SOOOO much better than the one ET picked. PLUS his hair looked gayyyy & his eyes werent even goldenishhh that kinda pissed me off & soo not like Edward to have his shirt open like that & Bella looks TOO glam:P

yesyesyes I agree but I do like the apple very much:]

[nj844]

omg your freakin hilarious i love all your video's xD

[GreenFruitt]

first pic of edward is hotter

[ambermasen]

fyi rob pattinson irl DOES have a six pack

and the part when u put the rose in his mouth was hilarious XD

but yeah i dont really like the powdered, blow dried hair in the original one. BLECH!

the alternative one is waaaaay too hot!

[engineergrl77]

your video is hilarious...i agree "edward" doesnt look as good as he COULD and Bella looks like she would AFTER becoming a vampire (from normal to "beautiful")...in any case, I LOVE the books and will continue to support Stephenie Meyer! >>>TEAM EDWARD!>>>>>

[xlilxninjaax]

lol.. they deserve both start and sun. ur videos are great!

[supertwiligtsagafan]

ok he why does he have chest hair and where is his 6 pack?

[xjessicaboo]

LOL

i laughed so hard while watching this

and i couldnt stop for like a really long time

love it <3

[elyssx]

your voice is scary..

[babyangelxox]

LMAO

This video made me laugh really hard

I hated the other cover as well

They made Bella look super gorgeous and made Edward look like crap!

I just subscribed to you, your videos are funny =)

[alexlovesyou13]

I think that girl shouldn't play bella cause she's WAYY too pretty, like you said. I thought bella would be a plain girl. and she looks way older that 17. and the guy who plays edward is ugly, well i think he is. someone cuter should've played him. that's not at all how i envisioned edward. ugh.

[kz334]

well robert pattinson (edward cullen) looks nothing like this photo! Same with Kristen Stewart (bella swan) they have like a ton of makeup on them!

[wickedsongbird94]

kristen actually just turned 18....and I'd wait till you see the movie to decide on whether edward was cast well or not, because in the movie, you see him in character, and i've heard that he does a fantastic job playing edward. the same goes for kristen, who is bound to do a good job. she's such an amazing actress. she was 14 and she had to act like she was getting raped in SPEAK. i wouldn't decide on your opinions just yet! :)

[gabbycaligirl3]

okay then well that was funny ill say that but it was kinda boring @ the beginning but still i liked it :)

[edwardsbrunette]

he isnt supposed to have chest hair!!!!!!!

[bortime]

LOL! You are so cute, your videos are fun to watch (:

[bortime]

That is really stupid that they chose the ugly hair - it makes him look like a corpse.

[bortime]

It's obvious that the only reason they used it is because his chest looks slightly different. IDK, it could've been a totally different reason. Maybe it was the nephew of the editor of something or other.

[greekgeek50]

i think so to i HATE the red hair

[TwilightGeek313]

rob was actually supposed to get a six pack! i dont think it worked out... lol

[radhi161]

doesn't the picture on the right look at rob's hairstyle in harry potter when he plays the character cedric? maybe they were trying to fuse cedric and edward together - you know vampire and wizard - WHICH IS A BIG BIG MISTAKE.

[nattansling]

LOL. the apple is the saviour? and you gave them a star. and the SUN. this made me laugh, it's so cute the way you screwed up bella's face. but yeah. i so prefer the first hairstyle; though his vampiric traits come out stronger in the second cover. they kinda buffed him up, and paled his skin in contrast to the hair. plus bella takes on a more earthy, red blooded hue as opposed to the first pic where her skin's pearly, and luminescent and creamy.

[harps1995]

dude your hystericall!!!!!! love this video!!! wooh!!

[yaoileech]

dude... ur awesome... that's all I gotta sayXD

[TwilightGeek313]

i looovveee robbert pattenson, but i think he looks kinda fat in this pic. ha. sorry rob!

[nymphointraining1]

YOU'RE AWESOME!!!! is that your actual voice or......don't mean anything bad, just curious;) i love this vid because of your commentary=^o^=be my friend<3

[x80WildCat08x]

so are they selling both or just the one on the right?

[domoandfamilyguylove]

it does look WAY BETTER!

[twilight995]

i think ur right when it comes to the hair the other choice looked way better the spikey haired one but other wise i think it looks great and people need to stop critizing it and get over it!

[secretminnie]

hahaha! ill add a star. and maybe a sun.

[Flamyyy94]

I'm Italian, so I dindn't understand almost nothing. Anyway I like his hair in the picture on the left... (I hope I didn't wrong to write...) bye

[rapunzellouise]

.... same thought.. i liked edward's hair in the left pic...

and kristen is beautiful, but she's just not bella in that pic.. owel..

"apple is the saviour."

[lizzieandlaurasayy]

haha.

his "man boobs" look bigger in the second photo?(the one they used)

whattsss upp with that?!

[michelledasinger]

umm i like your analysis it made sense but i think alot of ppl were getting extremly picky about the cover. it wasn't 2great but it wasn't bad either. i get what u were saying about kristen being too pretty n not bella like in this pic but the whole cover was an exageration. thats why his hair was extra orange/bronze the pose was extremly sexi n he was really really pale. they did that to make u really notice those traits

[GirliciousBabyDoll]

Kristen looks beautiful ( like always)

and i like the 1st one better ( robert looks 10x better) hottie!♥

[Lyssnbeck]

your totally right

[eCupcakes]

my god they made the wrong choice.

[xxNicci1295]

ur so right!

[redlands597198]

look, between the two covers they buffed up his abs!!!

[carleecreechick]

LMAO, i didn't notice that.. hah

[hotpopcorn10]

Graying lmao

[tarazard72]

OMG ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD!!

[carleecreechick]

its so bad

[yanggals]

lol.

Love the "they get a star and a sun".

good job. :D

[PinkSpidermonkeys]

ugh.ugh.pukeage. he looks sooooooooo disgusting.

ugh. puke.

but bella looks pretty...

[jojoisawsome4]

ur voice is like awesoem lol

[xHSMxTwilightx]

i love it !

[NONSME]

ya, they totally ruined "bella"

[tahliah4lyph]

your hiliarious

[gabbyiskai]

hey i was wondering what application you use to doo all that stuff with the rose, and the sun and the stars and stuff

[blahx123xblah]

LOL ur soo funny!! hahaha i was crackin up when u drew on kristen... =)

[twilightfanaddict]

i hate rob's hair in the original one. i like the concept of where they're getting at but. that is not bella. that is Snow White and Donald Trump.

please dont hate. i LOVE twilight.

[lmao319]

I totally agree with you like 100%. I LOVE twilight. But it does look like Donald Trump and Snow White

[brittjd1992]

i think in the photoshopped pic, rob looks like angel (david boreanz) from buffy.

[dumbdonut190]

and maybe a sun...lol

[bchappers]

okay like really...this video was killing me.

you may be the BEST commentator ever!

crackin me up and bringing the LOLZ for real!!!

[scanmwcats]

you sound rly tired..

all ur other vids are just all pumped up.. but in this one ur all.. calm... weird

[kaleecullen19]

Kristen looks beautiful but Rob just looks... idk maybe it's just the shirt or his hair or something

[surfergurl96]

the apple looks like a tomato

[pitazita]

omg you are soooo mean xD

i agree with u though, in the cover they used he looks like a failed attempt of Dorian Gray xDDD

[LaniLynnex3]

stop hatin people

i love ur vids (: