FUCK YOU CARLOS. you fat piece of shit. Im middle eastern and it doesnt mean my fucking people took down your shit twin buildings, we didnt take your mutherfucking planes. I thought you were funny at the beginning but when you made THAT disgusting racial comment at the end you crossed the fucking line man. kiss OUR ass you mexican piece of SHIT.
@gmoneh hey man you need to chill...-_- congrats that your people didn't take down the twin buildings but seriously do you really have to be racist back damn your just making it worse -_-...im a mexican and talking about MY race is crossing the line -_- besides what you said to crazymexicaninla is messed up as well...how can you talk about her being poor...i dont want to say anything negative but your pushing my limit you fag ass bitch
@Soneoak u just making it worst :I saying that when i'm trying to defend not me but everyone else but ok watever...i guess thats how stupid people are :I and sayong about freedom of speech...i know what freedom of speech is ok. besides that what im doing u dumb fuck :I
@gmoneh He's racist all over dood, but that last sentence seems more towards American crowd pleasing than is funny, kind of the highlight that failed.
Mencia is such a tool. Always going for the cheap laugh. Pretending to be so patriotic and controversial. The asshole is not Mexican, he's from fuckin Honduras. And he steals all his jokes from other comedians, which is why he's hated in the business. Check youtube for the videos showing all the jokes he's stolen.
tbh that last guy wasnt funny he was just being offending 2 the point where it stops being funny and starts being lame. I gues sp was right about him xO
yeah umm "nimaeskandary">>> you agree cuz you are NOT a true Arabian i'm part Persian and i liked the guy until he got offensive no matter what you do your roots will always stay your roots and btw the if your name is kandary look it up in Irany and i'll guess maybe thats why you are runnin from who you are P.S this guy SUCKS and he desperately needs some serious therapy for anger management>>> douche bag...
he's not being offensively racist, he's being funny about it, theres blacks, whites etcetc in the audience and the dude isnt white, so he can say what he wants, it wasnt offensive, they were alll laughing
@carlosfam34 go die in a fucking ditch you white trash piece of SHIT. rag heads? BURN in fucking hell asshole. I hope a building crashed down on you asshole and the last THING YOU SEE IS A MIDDLE EASTERS LAUGHING AT YOUR FUCKING FACE!
@coskunerdem your the stupid one here along with the rest of the dumbasses who watch carlos...geez just don't watch him at all if you don't like him -_-
I thought I like him but am just offended by what he said as his finishing line! Am a muslim and not a middle easterner but what he said makes me think very low about him now! Pablo Francisco rockss :D
I liked the show, even too hardcore sometimes, but the ending was PATHETIC!!!The comedian acted like a patriotic by offending middle-eastern people, but let me tell you something: not every Arabian is a terrorist, not every Arabian hates American people (maybe the government not the citizens) and finally don't consider yourself a PROPER MODEL of American CITIZENS! I met Americans they are way smarter then you. You still remain an immigrant from latino-America, where people are not all SAINTS!
Women can't cum because men are assholes and just masturbate in their pussy. It takes hell a lot more for a woman to get horny, let alone cum,that what it takes for a man. And what's crappy is: women don't know that.And the G spot is in the same place in every woman. What he reffers to as G spot is not even close. And freedom means do whatever you fucking want, but as long as it doesn't step over the freedom of some1 else. Just doing whatever you want in general is tyranny (the political term)
First of all, I am a man. It is BECAUSE they love or they WANT to love some1 that women act orgasms. The only reason I can think of that any1 would pretend they enjoy something even though they don't would be because they have something to gain from it. and that is a different story...
It is ok for us to cum first, I personally don't mind, however the girl I am having sex with definately has a problem (they probably feel subconciously jealus because you got your pleasure while they didn't...
... or know they won't). It is because of the ideals I am living with and because I know it will be only to my benefit if I give pleasure (pleasure might mean that she has an orgasm before me) to a girl that I do it.
It is indeed because of nature that men CAN come faster. However, it's not because we focus that we do it, it is because of our different anatomy and our selfish attitude we might have in bed (like thrusting the shit out of her!). (...)
(...) If she can have an orgasm while we are thinking about how are we gonna have an orgasm, then good for her. If she doesn't, then she belongs in the majority of women...
I believe it is about time men have our mature thinking ability overcome our basic instincts in matters concerining sex. Which means: You are wearing a condom or she's taking the pill, so you're not going to reproduct. So Why are you followning your reproductive insticts? You are having sex for pleasure, (...)
(...) and you are definately gonna get it, so why not give pleasure to the woman too? Believe me, it definately worths it.
If you think that the main reason men cum faster is because a woman excites them, then you are gravely mistaken. It is because men have learned how to excite themselves with a vagina. On the other hand, yea, you definately have a point: Women don't know how to excite themselves with a pennis after the point they have had some of them.
Why men have orgasms with women (that is IF the woman has an orgasm) is a very complicated issue that takes a lot of conversation. But what you made me understand about you is that you lack sex education. You should really learn more about women before you talk about them...
Dude relax its a fuckin joke, star wars isn´t based on real life but there sure is a lot of people that enjoys it, go blog if you want to have a long discussion about things that piss you off.
Sex Education? There is no global sex education my friend, believe me!
First of all because not everybody is standard type "man-woman" and then because sex arousal is not always "penis-vagina". As I said women learned how to excite men and I'm sure about it, that's the only way a woman can catch a man and involve him in a relationship. Men learned to "focus" on orgasms but over thousands of years, by the evolution. Reproduction? Without the pleasure that sex PROMISE you will never have sex!!!
Then I am not that kind of person who worship women, because the more you do that the more they hate you. I am experienced with females and have many female friends, but if you really want to know the truth: Women need a leader man and they will never stop teasing you and trying to cheat you, therefor if you really want to be good with a women never be unprepared otherwise you gonna lose the game. And concerning sex when a man cums can also "restart" or going on with other games, the like that.
It´s a fucking joke! Are u really that pathetic that u need to have a long speech in the comments of a comedyshow on youtube? If u want to have long monologs about your opinions on stuff go blog dude.
@AnasTangi probably one of the most truthfull coments i have seen on a comedy video. congrats i am actualy glad to see someone gets there.
men have to please women cause thats wot they know how to do. yet they do it with out even trying..now men? alot harder to do it since THEY ARE ALREADY EXPECTING FOR IT...so their standarts are fucking alot higher than ours. thats why a guy can fuck an ugly girl and come and a womem has fake it or think of his wallet.
He's just a typical ignorant, dull brained, unable to look things from another perspective than that of the news or the president's opinion american. And a redneck. his routine was funny to some point but when he started talking about women and after that about freedom and how america kicks ass, he really didn't know what the hell was talking about.
wow thats kinda weird going from talking about women to taking about middle easterns in a split second ??? he went to far but its ok he is american, americans tend to be kinda stupid, racist, assholes, dumb fucks and sack of shits :)
aaronSPSS I could not agree with you any more. I have heard shit about Carlos mencia they even say he steals jokes, and you know what I don't give a fuck, and neither should anyone. If the motherfucker makes you laugh then you are not a fag, but if you nag about the jokes then go fuck yourself!!
i love carlos . many hate on him for speaking his mind but he is actually a funni guy . i mean ok some of the stuf he says does push the boundaries a little but who cares no harm is done as long as u dont take it serious its not like he is singling anyone out. there is parts about everyone
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Carlos is a great example of naivete. He thinks that talking like he does will prove to white americans that hes just like them. He should understand that white america will never accept him as an american.
Talking like a racist bigot, while bringing you closer to white america, still wont allow you to be accepted.
he is funny but the last part was shit, but i think he is just crazy or uninformed or maybe evil person... he is a comedian and he should make people laugh not do statements of a politician...
Carlos is right. I was actually inspired by his last statement about freedom. And all of the people who think that he's offensive, look at where 97% of all terrorists come from, Middle East. So just shut up if you don't know what you're talking about. You can't take his freedom to say kiss my motherf***ing American a**.
shut the fuck up you fuckin uneducated son of a bitch! you fuckin american start shit that you cant haddle drag other countries down too and when your ppl start to die you blame it on the middle easterns. Woman and children are fuckin dying everywhere and this fucking idiot is talking about his freedom to open his fat mouth? No this has nothing to do with the middle east, you guys elected the bastered who caused all this shit deal with it.
he's basicly saying that they can do whatever they want but they will never scare him and they will never take his right for speaking his mind. Something like that lol
This man needs an intensive anger management sessions, his mind is racist , disrespect his parents, low morals, accusing middle easterns as killers and pointing and generalizing all of the middle easterns as bad people , calling names, that all only reflect how much he's been abused in his life and how shallow is his knowledge about the whole world, i dont find him funny, in contraire, very offensive and low-quality material... he just reliefed his rageous emotions.. this is sux and i rate it -5
yea this insulting all the time took the funny bits... the audience finds him funny but for me i dont like if u over use the f-word its funny if u use it abit but overdoing it and it starts to suck but yea he seems like hes pissed of the world..
well, just in case you didn't watch the others. he is talking about people like you. loosen up a little bit, hes not disrespect-full to his parents, hes talking about how they did a good job raising him. and as far as im concerned this man is a true American. using his right to freedom of speech, if you don't like it dont watch it!
freddy soto was the best in this movie, but pablo francisco beats all of them if you watch his other stuff. this guy is funny but rants alot plus he doesnt really know alot about the world around him (eg the situation in iraq and actual politics etc). freddy soto had a few racial jokes but i found them alot funnier that mencias, altho his set was pretty funny :)
so middle easterns did the airplane thingy ? come on , there's a bit more into it than how it appears . NWO is rising , new masons and what not , just think about it !
This guy gets so much negative attention due to the rumors that he was stealing jokes, and I have to admit that some of the evidence was convincing, but after watching this show I have to admit that I laughed my ass of to his material even though the political shit kind of turned me off.
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Lol it is just funny that this fat ass is trying to sell himself like a white american after talking about his lame shitty childhood life for hours.Lol he thinks white people will hug him as one of them by attacking middle easterners. I am not a racist, I am white but I hate people like this fugly shit. Hey fat ass no matter what you do, you are just an ugly mexican and you cant change it. PS: I have nothing against decent mexican people, I am against racists no matter what ethnicity they are
First off he is not racist because he makes fun of terrorists, even if he was talking specifically about Muslims he wouldn't be considered a racist because anyone can be a Muslim, it's not a race.
And second, every A list comedian uses some racial jokes in their sets because guess what? IT'S FUNNY! And notice how he also made fun of every other race just to even the playing field.
You say you hate people like this, well I hate people like you that throw around the term "racist" so casually.
agreed plus it he didnt label muslim.. he does actually elaborate to the joke in other shows.. he says if muslims are gonna be profiled then do it to everyone.. who else blew up a plane into a building?
tim mcvey... then he says sorry white folks you too .. after mentioning this
dude does steel a lot fo material. it aint rumors.. he got called out against comedians right in front of him at a show.
BUT he is a great performer. his material even though some not his.. he can perform no doubt
are you fucking retarded you just said a racist comment right there you fuckin idiot and why watch this shit if your just gonna bitch and moan you fagget ass pussy yeh i said it bitch you white ass motherfucker what are you gonna do BITCH!
Es hablar con la verdad, quizas se le pasa la sal un poco, pero es la verdad. Nadie llora cuando las mujeres hablan pestes de los hombres todo el día. Te haz convertido en una estadística más y de la misma clase de mujeres pacatas que se burla este tipo.
if we look deeply right america by himeself is creating terrorist and terrorist groups ok. there is no terrorist no osama no one alright. during the 9/11 osama and his family were in new york ok. after that all the airport were cloased i don know for how long but osama and his family were released back to afghanistan why america didn't get him that time even he was in america.
so what are you trin to proof mate. you think americans are inocent of course not. this is the matter of politics alright. and comment which this guy has done is resist and religoiuse do you understand. becoz of on terrorist even in afghanistan or i iraq dozens more dies why. the also dont deserve that.
I prefer George Carlin`s definition of America,this Mexican is just living in a lie...
Shonga87 3 weeks ago
@Shonga87 hahaha yes
pedjislav 2 weeks ago
Carlos Rules! A true American!! God bless you!
SANTORO61 1 month ago
Best acts in rank:
1. Pablo Francisco - The sound effects and impressions had me shitting myself
2. Carlos Mencia - Best delivery of material
3. Freddy Soto (RIP) - Well, he was kinda funny. Regardless.
krayzeejojo 3 months ago
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theoneadnonly1 4 months ago
Freddy Soto, Pablo Francisco ...both very funny & talented indeed !! .... ummm :P ..
. sorry carlos :l
AngelinaX84 4 months ago
RETARDED LAST WORDS!!!
Cryme2face 5 months ago
Q~Q that was inspring...and so true
darthmax200 5 months ago
that was almost inspiring :D
holylemon98 6 months ago in playlist The Three Amigos
IDFK, what people say about Carlos, steal jokes or not hes SO FUNNY.
and don't lie when you think the same exact thing as he does , we all think crazy terriost when a middle eastern guy.
MexicannAsiann15 7 months ago 5
I have been drinking. The Hamburger Helper comment nearly made me throw up. Then he got patriotic on my white ass!
blaes2000 7 months ago 2
Damn, these three amigos KICK COMEDY ASS!!!
LOL thanks for the upload :)
SickyJinx13 8 months ago
Thanks for the upload, CheetahComet3. That was pretty entertaining.
alanpf 9 months ago
Americans.... Human beings ..... same sentance ..... FUCKED UP!
Eufrejm 9 months ago
@Eufrejm hah as carlos said you can kiss our american asses you stupid demon worshipping towel head.
LethalNix882 7 months ago
@gmoneh wow dude did that joke hurt ur panocha THAT much? ITS A FUCKIN JOKE take it or be a pussy like ur being now
crazymexicaninla 11 months ago
@crazymexicaninla ew your really ugly. and poor.
gmoneh 10 months ago
FUCK YOU CARLOS. you fat piece of shit. Im middle eastern and it doesnt mean my fucking people took down your shit twin buildings, we didnt take your mutherfucking planes. I thought you were funny at the beginning but when you made THAT disgusting racial comment at the end you crossed the fucking line man. kiss OUR ass you mexican piece of SHIT.
gmoneh 11 months ago
@gmoneh LMFAO I can hardly care what a piece of shit 3rd Country shit person like you have to say ...
carlosfam34 11 months ago
@carlosfam34 3rd world countries have alot more then you fat ass americans. go to mcdicks and eat a burger you piece of shit greasy cunt.
gmoneh 10 months ago
@gmoneh Lol Omg Well I will do that! Ill enjoy it as well! Had fun blowing your country to shit
while doin USMC service ;)
carlosfam34 10 months ago
@gmoneh Shut up Achmed you fucking terrorist
BulletOwnzU 10 months ago
@gmoneh hey man you need to chill...-_- congrats that your people didn't take down the twin buildings but seriously do you really have to be racist back damn your just making it worse -_-...im a mexican and talking about MY race is crossing the line -_- besides what you said to crazymexicaninla is messed up as well...how can you talk about her being poor...i dont want to say anything negative but your pushing my limit you fag ass bitch
XxDeadSilence93xX 10 months ago
@XxDeadSilence93xX freedom of speech works both ways bitch
Soneoak 8 months ago 2
@Soneoak u just making it worst :I saying that when i'm trying to defend not me but everyone else but ok watever...i guess thats how stupid people are :I and sayong about freedom of speech...i know what freedom of speech is ok. besides that what im doing u dumb fuck :I
XxDeadSilence93xX 8 months ago
@gmoneh He's racist all over dood, but that last sentence seems more towards American crowd pleasing than is funny, kind of the highlight that failed.
Soneoak 8 months ago 2
2:18 MAH BOIII
AlllexL 11 months ago
he dump fked in the head american, Now i believe what ever they say american education system!
HotTrailerz 1 year ago
George Bush took your buildings down.
tutlek222 1 year ago
Pablo>Carlos>Freddy
Both Pablo and Carlos did a great job!! Freddy didn't hit my humour all that much.. sadly
Nichlas93 1 year ago
@Nichlas93 Freddy sucked indeed.
QcDream1 8 months ago
lmfaoo american ?? 70 % of the audience is most probably illegall lmaoo :D
allackballack 1 year ago
mencia is ridiculous! gets on my nerves
spiderman2k5r 1 year ago
Carlos is hilarious as always
CrazyMrGhost 1 year ago
Mencia is such a tool. Always going for the cheap laugh. Pretending to be so patriotic and controversial. The asshole is not Mexican, he's from fuckin Honduras. And he steals all his jokes from other comedians, which is why he's hated in the business. Check youtube for the videos showing all the jokes he's stolen.
MrTruthAddict 1 year ago
@MrTruthAddict His mom is Mexican you fucking dumbass.
TheEvilPadawan 1 year ago
i love homos. everyone willing to suck my dick is a good person
snakerman2612 1 year ago
"Trzech Amigos PL część 7/8" is 7th part but with polish subs.
kfijatass 1 year ago
He's quite populist 0_O
kfijatass 1 year ago
He's not even American nor Mexican.
TheOneWithTheAccent 1 year ago
ANYONE UP FOR ANOTHER THREE AMIGOS #2?
makugx 1 year ago
carlos mencia sucks balls
vukvolkov 1 year ago
No pt 7?
djkapn9ne 1 year ago
he stole that fuckin JOKE!!!
jakeo96 1 year ago
tbh that last guy wasnt funny he was just being offending 2 the point where it stops being funny and starts being lame. I gues sp was right about him xO
HisGri 1 year ago
wheres part seven what the f(/&k
dannifantasdick 1 year ago 13
@dannifantasdick YouTube deleted it. I dont have it anymore so I cant upload again.
CheetahComet3 1 year ago
@CheetahComet3 ah i was wondering the same thing
TheDevilBringer04 1 year ago
@CheetahComet3 How come? Are they fuckin' crazy? I mean i could find it, but in lower, way lower quality than yours. Thanks anyway, Cheet!
oradea17 1 year ago
@CheetahComet3 why?
xiSnip3Shotx 9 months ago
@CheetahComet3 why?
sandertu 6 months ago
@dannifantasdick dude watch it with Portuguese translation is still in English but still :)
Stapurda 1 year ago
@dannifantasdick
/watch?v=nwUjoeH84tI&feature=related
here is part 7
slipknotdudu 1 year ago
@dannifantasdick
/watch?v=nwUjoeH84tI&feature=related
here is part 7
slipknotdudu 1 year ago
@dannifantasdick look up Trzech Amigos PL część 7/8 thats part of 7
FUCKENSCREAM 11 months ago
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yeah umm "nimaeskandary">>> you agree cuz you are NOT a true Arabian i'm part Persian and i liked the guy until he got offensive no matter what you do your roots will always stay your roots and btw the if your name is kandary look it up in Irany and i'll guess maybe thats why you are runnin from who you are P.S this guy SUCKS and he desperately needs some serious therapy for anger management>>> douche bag...
farrah91 1 year ago
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farrah91 1 year ago
I'm an Iranian living in USA and I fuckin LOVEEEEE you and AGREEEE with you on every single thing you say :)
nimaeskandary 1 year ago
he's not being offensively racist, he's being funny about it, theres blacks, whites etcetc in the audience and the dude isnt white, so he can say what he wants, it wasnt offensive, they were alll laughing
DylanBannan 1 year ago
Yeah fuck you damn rag heads and kiss OUR American ass!!! XD
carlosfam34 1 year ago
@carlosfam34 go die in a fucking ditch you white trash piece of SHIT. rag heads? BURN in fucking hell asshole. I hope a building crashed down on you asshole and the last THING YOU SEE IS A MIDDLE EASTERS LAUGHING AT YOUR FUCKING FACE!
gmoneh 11 months ago
hahahaah 1:37 you wish that man ,they scared every fucking of you looooooool
don't lie hahahahah
mhdbakkah 1 year ago 2
This guy is the best.
parra0311 1 year ago
1st amendment if you were offended by anything in this, guess what, they have the right to say it so cry yourself a river and get over it.
odyyseus345 1 year ago
hes not pissed at the world he just sees the hilarity in it
the things people go home a laugh about
freedom of speech!!!!!
we are all free to have an opinion
Badygurl1986 1 year ago
everyone needs to just calm down! if you don't like what he says then dont watch!!!
MichelleElizabeth92 1 year ago
@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
coskunerdem 1 year ago
@coskunerdem your the stupid one here along with the rest of the dumbasses who watch carlos...geez just don't watch him at all if you don't like him -_-
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@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
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@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
coskunerdem 1 year ago
@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
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@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
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@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
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@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
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@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
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@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
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@MichelleElizabeth92 you have to watch to see if you're going to like what he says or not. just stupid!.
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coskunerdem 1 year ago
I thought I like him but am just offended by what he said as his finishing line! Am a muslim and not a middle easterner but what he said makes me think very low about him now! Pablo Francisco rockss :D
washeem 1 year ago
@washeem yea but you laugh when he tells jokes about other races or people....
prisma009 1 year ago
@washeem
tommy442 1 year ago
I liked the show, even too hardcore sometimes, but the ending was PATHETIC!!!The comedian acted like a patriotic by offending middle-eastern people, but let me tell you something: not every Arabian is a terrorist, not every Arabian hates American people (maybe the government not the citizens) and finally don't consider yourself a PROPER MODEL of American CITIZENS! I met Americans they are way smarter then you. You still remain an immigrant from latino-America, where people are not all SAINTS!
AnasTangi 1 year ago 2
dude's all this heavy comments... its comedy..
he just trying to entertain.
jimerick1 1 year ago 2
look here's a man who gets it thumbs up man!
yammayack1 1 year ago 2
Women can't cum because men are assholes and just masturbate in their pussy. It takes hell a lot more for a woman to get horny, let alone cum,that what it takes for a man. And what's crappy is: women don't know that.And the G spot is in the same place in every woman. What he reffers to as G spot is not even close. And freedom means do whatever you fucking want, but as long as it doesn't step over the freedom of some1 else. Just doing whatever you want in general is tyranny (the political term)
chrisrigos 1 year ago
Maybe you met only assholes, but some women don't come because they DON'T LOVE, therefore they act.
_ The more the man cums, the more he is excited. When a man cums he starts again, where is the problem?
_ Who said that coming first is bad anyway?
This is the nature, and men have learned how to focus and reach more orgasms in less time: it is for reproduction instinct.
Don't offend our gender before you learn more about it. Women only learned how to excite a man, and NOT THEMSELVES.
AnasTangi 1 year ago 18
First of all, I am a man. It is BECAUSE they love or they WANT to love some1 that women act orgasms. The only reason I can think of that any1 would pretend they enjoy something even though they don't would be because they have something to gain from it. and that is a different story...
It is ok for us to cum first, I personally don't mind, however the girl I am having sex with definately has a problem (they probably feel subconciously jealus because you got your pleasure while they didn't...
chrisrigos 1 year ago
... or know they won't). It is because of the ideals I am living with and because I know it will be only to my benefit if I give pleasure (pleasure might mean that she has an orgasm before me) to a girl that I do it.
It is indeed because of nature that men CAN come faster. However, it's not because we focus that we do it, it is because of our different anatomy and our selfish attitude we might have in bed (like thrusting the shit out of her!). (...)
chrisrigos 1 year ago
(...) If she can have an orgasm while we are thinking about how are we gonna have an orgasm, then good for her. If she doesn't, then she belongs in the majority of women...
I believe it is about time men have our mature thinking ability overcome our basic instincts in matters concerining sex. Which means: You are wearing a condom or she's taking the pill, so you're not going to reproduct. So Why are you followning your reproductive insticts? You are having sex for pleasure, (...)
chrisrigos 1 year ago 2
(...) and you are definately gonna get it, so why not give pleasure to the woman too? Believe me, it definately worths it.
If you think that the main reason men cum faster is because a woman excites them, then you are gravely mistaken. It is because men have learned how to excite themselves with a vagina. On the other hand, yea, you definately have a point: Women don't know how to excite themselves with a pennis after the point they have had some of them.
chrisrigos 1 year ago
Why men have orgasms with women (that is IF the woman has an orgasm) is a very complicated issue that takes a lot of conversation. But what you made me understand about you is that you lack sex education. You should really learn more about women before you talk about them...
chrisrigos 1 year ago
Dude relax its a fuckin joke, star wars isn´t based on real life but there sure is a lot of people that enjoys it, go blog if you want to have a long discussion about things that piss you off.
ieatyorkhunt 1 year ago 2
Sex Education? There is no global sex education my friend, believe me!
First of all because not everybody is standard type "man-woman" and then because sex arousal is not always "penis-vagina". As I said women learned how to excite men and I'm sure about it, that's the only way a woman can catch a man and involve him in a relationship. Men learned to "focus" on orgasms but over thousands of years, by the evolution. Reproduction? Without the pleasure that sex PROMISE you will never have sex!!!
AnasTangi 1 year ago
Then I am not that kind of person who worship women, because the more you do that the more they hate you. I am experienced with females and have many female friends, but if you really want to know the truth: Women need a leader man and they will never stop teasing you and trying to cheat you, therefor if you really want to be good with a women never be unprepared otherwise you gonna lose the game. And concerning sex when a man cums can also "restart" or going on with other games, the like that.
AnasTangi 1 year ago
It´s a fucking joke! Are u really that pathetic that u need to have a long speech in the comments of a comedyshow on youtube? If u want to have long monologs about your opinions on stuff go blog dude.
ieatyorkhunt 1 year ago 2
@AnasTangi probably one of the most truthfull coments i have seen on a comedy video. congrats i am actualy glad to see someone gets there.
men have to please women cause thats wot they know how to do. yet they do it with out even trying..now men? alot harder to do it since THEY ARE ALREADY EXPECTING FOR IT...so their standarts are fucking alot higher than ours. thats why a guy can fuck an ugly girl and come and a womem has fake it or think of his wallet.
dk0bl1v10n 10 months ago
@chrisrigos no the g spot is always different do you even knwo what the g spot is?
areskratos 1 year ago
@areskratos do you?
chrisrigos 1 year ago
He's just a typical ignorant, dull brained, unable to look things from another perspective than that of the news or the president's opinion american. And a redneck. his routine was funny to some point but when he started talking about women and after that about freedom and how america kicks ass, he really didn't know what the hell was talking about.
chrisrigos 1 year ago
Ok mr. (TAZZ23) the only reason you say that is cuz ur name is. "hughulug"! Bitch!
abraham5111 1 year ago
my name is david you fuck head :)
TAZZ23SMITHY 1 year ago
wow thats kinda weird going from talking about women to taking about middle easterns in a split second ??? he went to far but its ok he is american, americans tend to be kinda stupid, racist, assholes, dumb fucks and sack of shits :)
TAZZ23SMITHY 1 year ago
aaronSPSS I could not agree with you any more. I have heard shit about Carlos mencia they even say he steals jokes, and you know what I don't give a fuck, and neither should anyone. If the motherfucker makes you laugh then you are not a fag, but if you nag about the jokes then go fuck yourself!!
abraham5111 1 year ago
i love carlos . many hate on him for speaking his mind but he is actually a funni guy . i mean ok some of the stuf he says does push the boundaries a little but who cares no harm is done as long as u dont take it serious its not like he is singling anyone out. there is parts about everyone
aaronSPSS 1 year ago
Hahaha loooove u Carlos!
SantieClaws 2 years ago 2
fuck u all!
love: mr. freedom of speech
PIKOSDECHIKALI 2 years ago
where's part 7?
bigbosskth 2 years ago
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Carlos is a great example of naivete. He thinks that talking like he does will prove to white americans that hes just like them. He should understand that white america will never accept him as an american.
Talking like a racist bigot, while bringing you closer to white america, still wont allow you to be accepted.
kirov2 2 years ago
he is funny but the last part was shit, but i think he is just crazy or uninformed or maybe evil person... he is a comedian and he should make people laugh not do statements of a politician...
illyrian3 2 years ago
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATHERMULKEY 2 years ago
Where's part 7?
petorthegreat 2 years ago 3
Carlos is right. I was actually inspired by his last statement about freedom. And all of the people who think that he's offensive, look at where 97% of all terrorists come from, Middle East. So just shut up if you don't know what you're talking about. You can't take his freedom to say kiss my motherf***ing American a**.
MsAcProductions23 2 years ago
ok, calm down killer..
anovirno 2 years ago
shut the fuck up you fuckin uneducated son of a bitch! you fuckin american start shit that you cant haddle drag other countries down too and when your ppl start to die you blame it on the middle easterns. Woman and children are fuckin dying everywhere and this fucking idiot is talking about his freedom to open his fat mouth? No this has nothing to do with the middle east, you guys elected the bastered who caused all this shit deal with it.
thesweetestkisses 2 years ago
i could have done without that last part
thesweetestkisses 2 years ago 2
same.
eggrollrocks 2 years ago
haha this guy is crazy
IwotheLegend 2 years ago
Isnt part 7 missing?
6jesse 2 years ago
hye need jezus
Ps3Freaky 2 years ago
i didn't understand the last part were he talks shit about iraques and crap? someone explain?
krnxpridex 2 years ago
he's basicly saying that they can do whatever they want but they will never scare him and they will never take his right for speaking his mind. Something like that lol
Hatseflats89 2 years ago
than ur a retard charly, lol..
anovirno 2 years ago
not a retard, i know im not being butthurt or anything just saying lol
krnxpridex 2 years ago
hamburger helper HAHA!!
spartan052582 2 years ago
Love them all!! and i dont care if carlos is being racist he is still fucking funny!!!!
grasskoke 2 years ago 36
@grasskoke
A racist Minority? Doesn't exist lol.
NazoZero 1 year ago 2
Carlos aint dat funny, But he has good points,
Angeles2179 2 years ago
"roo hoo hooo hoooooo!!" i was waiting for pablo to say that, at the end i got my wish.
9mandazi9 2 years ago
this show was awesome, thank you man.
claude7777 2 years ago
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This man needs an intensive anger management sessions, his mind is racist , disrespect his parents, low morals, accusing middle easterns as killers and pointing and generalizing all of the middle easterns as bad people , calling names, that all only reflect how much he's been abused in his life and how shallow is his knowledge about the whole world, i dont find him funny, in contraire, very offensive and low-quality material... he just reliefed his rageous emotions.. this is sux and i rate it -5
hmlovedj 2 years ago
@hmlovedj
yea this insulting all the time took the funny bits... the audience finds him funny but for me i dont like if u over use the f-word its funny if u use it abit but overdoing it and it starts to suck but yea he seems like hes pissed of the world..
ZeroCool1680 2 years ago 3
@ZeroCool1680 Yeah like Chris Rock he funy but calm down man
you dont have to say fuck like 40 times in one sentence
IVMA14 1 year ago 9
he's funny. aaaand thats about it.
fullstop. lol
Closecallgs 2 years ago 3
well, just in case you didn't watch the others. he is talking about people like you. loosen up a little bit, hes not disrespect-full to his parents, hes talking about how they did a good job raising him. and as far as im concerned this man is a true American. using his right to freedom of speech, if you don't like it dont watch it!
lightgardian 2 years ago
I still find it not funny
hmlovedj 2 years ago
Relax man its just a joke
DrFatal1ty 2 years ago
A lot dumb asses cry about the repeats in this video,,,,Well name a comedian who doesn't repeat their material.
VannyARTS 2 years ago 2
wheres the 7/8 part?
or theres no 7/8 ?
SkunkkWalker 2 years ago 2
@SkunkkWalker It's been F***ING removed!
DavorKopljar123 2 years ago
freddy soto was the best in this movie, but pablo francisco beats all of them if you watch his other stuff. this guy is funny but rants alot plus he doesnt really know alot about the world around him (eg the situation in iraq and actual politics etc). freddy soto had a few racial jokes but i found them alot funnier that mencias, altho his set was pretty funny :)
khazal12 2 years ago 7
Funny, but nasty as hell lol....
wd40john 2 years ago
He knows how to win the audience thats for sure.
bkraytchev 2 years ago 4
He's a little too ranty. I liked the other two guys better.
historyblitz 2 years ago 4
yea I agree
mexsalboy 2 years ago
yea I agree
mexsalboy 2 years ago
I fucking love this guy...
eastvanboi2 2 years ago 14
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What is the name of the music at 3:17 ?
HunPride 2 years ago
so middle easterns did the airplane thingy ? come on , there's a bit more into it than how it appears . NWO is rising , new masons and what not , just think about it !
Commandohersan 2 years ago
at least the people who organize the NWO are civilized european people & not stinkin arab musulmans.peece
novomlinski 2 years ago
lol this was awesome, thanks for the upload :).
KOFwhiz 2 years ago 5
"I did not order Hamburger helper!" LMAO!!!!!
Vman9484 2 years ago 3
I did not order hamburger helper LOL!!!
xTheGiverx 2 years ago 2
how many times did he say fuck?
sarkazam 2 years ago
482 TiMES AFTER ViD 7
canersikes 2 years ago
genuis ! ........i want more !!
gardini100 2 years ago 2
This guy gets so much negative attention due to the rumors that he was stealing jokes, and I have to admit that some of the evidence was convincing, but after watching this show I have to admit that I laughed my ass of to his material even though the political shit kind of turned me off.
Ensureqwerty 2 years ago 3
WHAT ARE THESE CHUNKY THING ON MY NUTS?? ohh shit!! too fuckin funny
mglove001 2 years ago 19
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Lol it is just funny that this fat ass is trying to sell himself like a white american after talking about his lame shitty childhood life for hours.Lol he thinks white people will hug him as one of them by attacking middle easterners. I am not a racist, I am white but I hate people like this fugly shit. Hey fat ass no matter what you do, you are just an ugly mexican and you cant change it. PS: I have nothing against decent mexican people, I am against racists no matter what ethnicity they are
IagainstAll 2 years ago
Obviously you missed his point of not crying about shit and just laugh at ourselves since we are all we have.
zodial 2 years ago 3
First off he is not racist because he makes fun of terrorists, even if he was talking specifically about Muslims he wouldn't be considered a racist because anyone can be a Muslim, it's not a race.
And second, every A list comedian uses some racial jokes in their sets because guess what? IT'S FUNNY! And notice how he also made fun of every other race just to even the playing field.
You say you hate people like this, well I hate people like you that throw around the term "racist" so casually.
Ensureqwerty 2 years ago 8
THANK YOU! You have a damn brain! I think that is the smartest thing that anyone has said here!:D
Pogosmistress 2 years ago
agreed plus it he didnt label muslim.. he does actually elaborate to the joke in other shows.. he says if muslims are gonna be profiled then do it to everyone.. who else blew up a plane into a building?
tim mcvey... then he says sorry white folks you too .. after mentioning this
dude does steel a lot fo material. it aint rumors.. he got called out against comedians right in front of him at a show.
BUT he is a great performer. his material even though some not his.. he can perform no doubt
bobnos 2 years ago
are you fucking retarded you just said a racist comment right there you fuckin idiot and why watch this shit if your just gonna bitch and moan you fagget ass pussy yeh i said it bitch you white ass motherfucker what are you gonna do BITCH!
PhantomDemo 2 years ago
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Illdieforlove 2 years ago
this is the fuuuuuucking best one :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
The1medium 2 years ago
what's K white?
96milan19 2 years ago
its KY jelly... anal lube
elendir8 2 years ago
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DestinyAwaitz 2 years ago
what are these little chunky things on my nuts? lol
96milan19 2 years ago
that was a hilarius show lmfao
rangepker781 2 years ago
My gosh.......Machista lavate la boca con clorox no le hables tan mal a la mujer si generalisas pagaran justos por pecadores....
Allwayssaythetruth 2 years ago
Es hablar con la verdad, quizas se le pasa la sal un poco, pero es la verdad. Nadie llora cuando las mujeres hablan pestes de los hombres todo el día. Te haz convertido en una estadística más y de la misma clase de mujeres pacatas que se burla este tipo.
hOOdilol 2 years ago
Chico eso no es! Primero soy varon y segundo el puede decirlo pero,un poco mas de respeto hombre.
Allwayssaythetruth 2 years ago
I fucking love carlos mencia. he says what we're all thinking, don't fucking lie cause some of ya'll think that anyway.
PassionateGoth 2 years ago 8
if we look deeply right america by himeself is creating terrorist and terrorist groups ok. there is no terrorist no osama no one alright. during the 9/11 osama and his family were in new york ok. after that all the airport were cloased i don know for how long but osama and his family were released back to afghanistan why america didn't get him that time even he was in america.
latifbhai 2 years ago 4
so what are you trin to proof mate. you think americans are inocent of course not. this is the matter of politics alright. and comment which this guy has done is resist and religoiuse do you understand. becoz of on terrorist even in afghanistan or i iraq dozens more dies why. the also dont deserve that.
latifbhai 2 years ago 2