Spriggs, A Halo 3 Machinima: Episode 5, Hammer Time! (Halo 3 Machinima)

[xReconPlayerx]

ok wtf is spriggs id get it

[XKevinOhlhx]

on 240p, it only allows me to watch half of it and on 360p it lags so badly I don't want to watch it

[XKevinOhlhx]

Ist not playing on 240p WTF

[XKevinOhlhx]

"halfway to ka-nsas

[dracoboy79]

"God!, My virgin ears! such profanity!."

I LOL'D SO HARD!

[Thelonelysoul2011]

"I....Did my duty to the human race to ensure you never breed again....Teehee!"

I fell off my chair lol.

[Thelonelysoul2011]

:/



[DeathKnightSothPwns]

@yoyomayeen he was never human

[TheJd0910]

Where are my god damn takes?!?!?! lol

[SlAyEr7654321]

@TheJd0910 Tanks* lol

[eeljy]

fix the videos you dushbags



[Mikalman14]

But what id really wanna know is WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN TANKS!!

I blame Triple M.

[Nivag38]

@Nardeen27181 Really? well I played this game on my ps3. want to learn how? stop spamming

[Spectre1411]

ARE U 2 TALKIN?!

no maam

[darknessknight4]

lol 

[Wiibox316]

Repeat after me: "These are NOT the power cores you are looking for" xD

[MrMetallurgic]

WILLY DID IT SIR!

[mattstorm360]

@MrMetallurgic Snich

[darknessleaderzero]

lols noooooooooooooo

[tdub585]

My virgin ears! Such profanities

[mrverga1974]

Cool vid

[mrverga1974]

cool

[boowrap]

Triple M: WILLY DID IT SIR!!!

Willy: *snitch*

Me: LOL

[immrteets]

Hammer: i dont care about the mongooses, im not even concerned about my warthog. i am kind'a curious about the rest of the warthogs, but what i really want to know is

WHERE ARE ALL MY GODDAMN TANKS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Willy: i blam shabam

[HankPWimbleton]

The instant I started to watch this episode, I found my long lost flash drive with my xBox profile on it. I know it's just a coincidence, but thank you so much anyway. :D

[hudsonk0310]

WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN TANKS?!!!!!

[WhateverMax117]

Why didn't she make breakfast

[penguinmans237]

hammer looks like he got hammered in the face

[EddianAlt]

The dislikers are Grunts!

*Grabs a Spartan Laser and LASERS them* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH }:^]

[dynablood]

meme is exactly like my ex

[sonicwarsX8]

Why does the sound keep cutting out?!

[Capnrex501]

Lol so that's why the grunts sound effed up

[iloveboobs478]

this is funny but the elites

[421XX]

I did my duty to the human race to inshure he would never breed again TEHE

u can get all those tentical porn chicks now ....... Ew. LOL

[NicKenny007]

Link won't post. Check it out all the same.

[NicKenny007]

Here's a link to a new action-comedy machinima - Vengeance Team Episode One: A Different Kind.

[SpenceDLoco]

watch it with captions

[xboxx360halo3]

GOD DAMNIT! I CANT TAKE 240P IT'S ONLY WORKS WITH 360P. GOD.....

[42ndguardian]

spriggs finally speaks and it's all profanity

i lol'd so hard my left kidney exploded XD

and i'm an organ donor who donated my left kidney to a hobo in canada >:D

[roflclapopter4123]

@42ndguardian wow dude i mean .... thats funny but friggn cold.... literally but still.... cold dude makin donated organs in Canadians kidneys explode wow dude wow lol =P

[Redragonoid]

go toooo 240p, it should fix both sounds

[jrptrapt]

(SOMEONE FROM THE OTHER VIDEO SUGESTED THIS AND IT WORKS) switch the graphics thing from 360p to 240p. it makes it nto lag and the sounds work

[kolim997]

as many others mentioned change the settings to 240p

[clonecommandergree1]

all issues are solved by switching to 240p

[Tazman91291]

god my virgin ears!

[Lucariosvision]

Switch Format to 240p

[dearlydie]

Change it from 360p to 240p, Thumbs up if it works :)

[ironwhoopy]

@dearlydie holy crap dude! justin bieber died! in csi! it was so though..:'( because it wasnt real D':

[bud1q2w]

guys to get rid of the lag change it from 360p to 240p. hope i helped.

[MrMike9398]

put it on 240p it stops the lag!

[Dune0z]

chane it to 240p so it will be fixxed.

[MonkeyDeeLuffy1]

Alien 1:"Do you want to know what bugs me?"

Alien 2: "What?"

Alien 1:"Do you REALLY want to know?"

Alien 2:"What?"

Alien 3:"What god damn it!?"

Alien 1:"Did anyone remember to bring any food?"

All Aliens"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!"

[tiger5125]

umm u need to fix teh audio

[MrSmith2100]

If you're sick of lag, download the video through keepvid.com.

[12345wazzup]

@MrSmith2100 or just change the settings to 240p

[pilometro2]

isnt the text from mimi the same as that chick in megaton in fallout 3

[MrSmith2100]

Yeah, she's the same voice actress.

[sasukigan]

just change the 360p to 260p and he sound well not be laggy already

[Giratina4857]

i hate the lagg cant u please do this video again but with not alout of laggs please D:

[Predalien1121]

WOW! Sprigg is the elite! He cussed them out!! XD

[TheHironin1]

84 people are being harrassed by spriggs

[christhacker19]

Switch to 240p to help with lag.

[Teen11Tech]

change to 240p

[zionshipe]

0:01 to skip add thumbs up

[monkeymal313]

fuked up

[BrandonAlvarez12]

the nurse (or something) sounds like my math teacher when she sees our class get all B's or A's on our test. :P

[MrBombchu1]

..... funny

[ThePyroTV]

meatwads and master shake voice.Aqua teens hunger force XD

[The343Player]

"Y'know, I'm not that concerned about the mongooses, not even my warthog. I'm kinda curious about the rest of the warthogs, and I'd really love to know where our power supply went to, but what I really want to know is WHERE ARE OUR GODDAMN TANKS?!"

"I blame Triple M"

"Sargent! Present!"

"Willie did It Sir!"

[EVOtrooper416]

@The343Player Snitch.

[XMarkDemon]

@The343Player

These are not the power cores you are looking for?

[stefananddrurule]

change it to 240p to make sound fit in with the video

[Acestrike69]

For me its that ep 4 and 5 lag, badly!

[mohawklogan]

@Acestrike69 put it on 240p it works

[Acestrike69]

@mohawklogan Wow thx so much bro

[rjcada1998]

why are there voices are cahanged

[Hardbreakup4me]

lol tentical porn chicks

[shadowprodigyx]

go to 240p

[Br0wnb3Ar224]

yeh why is it that the video is running at half speed to what it should?

[funnyjoshua]

why does ep 4 and up lag at the 3 min marker plz reply dude

[TheDean2110]

umm... the sound is out of sink with the vid for me...

[BlueSquirreels]

@TheDean2110 aswell

[darktailsdoll666]

@TheDean2110 same

[Hardbreakup4me]

@TheDean2110 same also

[craneum123]

There is nothing wrong with the sound

[battlechimp94]

@craneum123 well u have to not be dehf like u

[tdub585]

the sound on 4 and 5 is messed up

[jm75626]

@tdub585 ur right

[DemonInsideOfMe]

sound quality sucks

[vaughn769]

somethings buggy

[Rep1995]

0:01

[xXorlandoXX1426]

That dude is pussy whooped lol

[liljus626]

EVERYONE STFU

[battlechimp94]

@liljus626 shut ur nerd ass up

[9tailedKitsune]

Second time in a row the sound f%^*'s up.

[madmamujamu]

whats with this sound its pissin me off

[elchicanonumero1]

wtf this episode is weird! :0

[TheValaproductions]

Just made a new halo 3 machinima. Come to my channel and watch it. Can use the subs and all please comment so than i can make it better :P

[KeyOfMyLove]

If the sound is waaay off from the video playin, just lower the quality, it works perfectly fine then for me. :D Yah the quality wont be the greatest but still :P

[Italianmafia2000]

voice f'ed up again

[xDRIVERxGAMERx]

SOUND LAGG MAN IM NOT WATCHING SPRIGS Its NOT EVEN FUNNY cause of the sound lagg

[ForgottenDavid]

PPL I Have a Solution! Just Watch Vids Other Ppl Recoreded they work fine! Then MAchinima's Audio

[RadicalxxIslam]

The video works fine on my Itouch just it takes forever to load.

[333aaammm]

is it me or is the audio way off?

[rocooak2]

@333aaammm ye its glitching, probaly cus the upload screwed up

[MrESPYs]

omfg tht waz funny 

[TheRealRockLee10]

00:01

[MrPerro99]

man im lagging when i watch this

[xxPunkoftheUSAxx]

this is fucked up, i hope Machinima fixes it, as long as they still remember these videos.

[pathg13]

ur vids. r screwed up but the 1st a nd 2nd one seemed fine

[TheBryced6]

Is it just me or has it been just one problem after another since google bought youtube.

[MrMaskedmarksman]

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE LAGGG

I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT

UNDER UR BED.. WITH A VERY LARGE ENERGY SWORD!!!!!

... TIME FOR DECAPATION !!!!!!!

[lolmaster111222]

@MrMaskedmarksman decapation? do you mean decapitation?

[TheRegimechange]

wtf all the spriggs vids are screwed up now!!

[greentiki8]

i really am lost now... like when one thing is talking and the cameria is on someone else. is there some sort of epic problem?

[pierocks94]

@greentiki8 Major video lagg for everyone

[steveo4722]

thumps if u hate the lagg

[insanelyloopy]

@steveo4722 yeah thumps up

[TheEyes629]

@steveo4722

Switch to 240p. It solves the lag. Thumbs up to pass this along!

[kane6700]

@steveo4722 Put it on 240p everyone or go onto the official youtube for runninggun

[battlechimp94]

@steveo4722 thumbs up if ur a nerd

[steveo4722]

@battlechimp94 if ur name is chip ur a bitch

[battlechimp94]

@steveo4722 its chimp retard learn how to read u little bitch

[Icyguy5438]

@battlechimp94 How about not being an asshole to a random person you don't know sound?

[825turtle]

what's with the sound?

[ThatRockstarGuy21]

Probably the reason why the audio is off is because of Youtube's layout change. They changed lots Of things and maybe some videos that were in low res got affected and the data got corrupted. But that's just a hunch. It's working fine on my itouch.

[Orkb0yz]

....My video must be screwed up, at one point I still hear most of the aliens' conversation while the part of the video with the conversation between the humans and hammer is still going on at the beginning >.>

[jakethud59]

wow

[Zombiepwnage117]

Weird, the sound went off a few days/weeks ago :/

[MegaFallout3Fan]

when i watch it it weird it is like YOU RE...LLY WA TO KNOW

[dracoboy79]

WTF IS WRONG WITH THE SOUNDS?!?!?!

[d3str0i3r]

@dracoboy79 youtube, that's what's wrong with them

[EVOtrooper416]

@dracoboy79 change to 240p

[insanelyloopy]

@dracoboy79 its lagg

[christhacker19]

@dracoboy79 switch the video to 240p.

[bowserking64]

@dracoboy79

press 240p

[TheEyes629]

@dracoboy79

Switch to 240p. It solves the lag. Thumbs up to pass this along!

[brokennailstudios]

@TheEyes629 how do u do that

[TheEyes629]

@brokennailstudios

Look below the bottom right of the screen. There should be a bunch of options including something which will probably say "360p". Click that and you should have the option to switch to 240p

[MrDexterNoodles]

@dracoboy79 no ideea ai mate, it pisses me off cause the first episodes wer piss ass funny

[MrDexterNoodles]

@dracoboy79 change the p from 360 to 240

[ronie226]

@hydrakiller2021 same with me

[pownnoobsftw]

Dude the sound is off =/

[uzandguz]

@pownnoobsftw episodes 4 and 5 sounds are off

[trumpetslayer92]

sprigggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ssssssssssss rulessssssssssssssssssssssssss

[smbzfan1]

"DO I LOOK LIKE A COMPELTE IDIOT?!?"

"Don't answer him it's a trick question." LMFAO!

[asdgen3456]

stop with the fucking music

[NoobSnoopy]

who did say that

ow my virgin ears suchs profanity

did spriggs say it?

[lightning506]

if you hate commercials thumbs up

[therapture2000]

did anyone renember to get so food. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[zidaners]

"What i really want to know is WHERE ARE MY GOD DAM TANKS!?

[UEGwolf]

holy fuck that was funny

[EthanCanadian]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooool

[TheRPC2009]

I love the aliens, I can actually sound like them. I will make a video of me sounded like them

[giply2]

@TheRPC2009 Lol I can talk like them 2.

[kalamitous123]

whats with all the ads? I don't ever remember being forced to watch so many of the damn things...

[magicman5121]

the aliens are so funny i can do the same voice

[xXAkitokunXx]

this is so much beter than pre game lobby

[jonbotone]

i like willy, mimi and tripple M

[KATTALNUVA3]

Half way to Kansas?

[alwaysconfused1]

i love spiggs there funny lol

[Zombiepwnage117]

WHERE ARE MY GODDANM TANKS XD

[ThePredatorElite]

Spriggs is my favorite character

[Somcothehedgehog01]

Meme: "Are you two talking?"

Triple M & Hammer: "No, Mam."

[SamusAranRox]

GUYS did anybody remember to get food

[bliss2rusty]

Yea me tooo, she's a fucking whory ass bitch

[legoman1173]

id through a plasma grenade at memes head 4 being a bitch

[MrDethking5]

lol i lov spriggs

[stefananddrurule]

Willy is so awesome he like blowing stuff up

[faheeminator]

is the girl at 0:56 hot in reality?

[haveachicken224]

@faheeminator and you care why?

[NoobSnoopy]

ahaha lol hammer looks.... awsome..

[Conker0051]

"if your going to be watching over me your going to be working under me"

[KATTALNUVA3]

Why didn't Willy flip out when Spriggs came in at the start?

[rifleman581]

tripple m:willy did it sir

willy:snich

[TheDisneysinger25]

Loved seeing the 3 Stitch

[ZebraBabe123456789]

hello ladies

[annator3]

if you watch over me im gunna make you work under me how epic :P

[monkers335]

do i look like a complete idiot to u seargant? dnt answer its a trick question

[Soulereaper23]

"doesnt he look great spriggs?" "*silence* BEEEEEP BEEP" "ow my virgin ears such profanity" "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEPBEEEEEEP"

[DivaSara]

The aliens r so funny!!!! They're my fave characters, next to Spriggs that is!!!